A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.
(no link because it's completely made up... just sharing my spam)
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
I'm an alumnus of Baylor University, which is one of the frontrunners for the Dubya presidential library, whenever it's built. Such an addition to the campus would certainly add to the school's prestige and nationwide awareness, but I'm not sure I want my beloved Baylor to be forever associated with a [insert your own adjective here] president who has no real association with the school, other than the fact that his ranch is a short drive away. Oh, and his secret service agents use our student life center to work out.
Regrettably the only thing that was destroyed was an original tabletop version of Pac-Man. All of the books had never existed in the first place. He just enjoyed saying he had a "librury" at home.
Regrettably the only thing that was destroyed was an original tabletop version of Pac-Man. All of the books had never existed in the first place. He just enjoyed saying he had a "librury" at home.
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