Beastiality, Pedophilia, and more!

[Llava]

So this is kinda old news, but for some reason I couldn't find it anywhere on the forums even though this is the sort of thing we thrive upon.

Still, I may have missed it so please do Den this if I have.

Republicans write bad erotic fiction

The quote everyone likes to throw around is from Libby's book, here:

At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest.

I put this in Useless News because, even though it involves political figures, it is ultimately unrelated to any /real/ political issues (unless you want to get into whether they're hypocrites for writing this kind of stuff and then claiming to stand for family values, but I haven't read the books so I can't say if these subjects are written in a glorifying fashion or not... plus, you know, freedom of speech and all that).

I'm sure this will get moved to Politics eventually, but I feel it's important that it at least start off in Useless News so the proper context is at least acknowledged.

[stray]

He Who Shall Not Be Named was a Republican as well.

[Triforcer]

 

Its only going to get worse as time goes on.

As the Internet is around longer, the apparently uncontrollable urge to write erotic furry/Buffy fanfiction and whatnot will derail many a public career.   

[Llava]

As the Internet is around longer, the apparently uncontrollable urge to write erotic furry/Buffy fanfiction and whatnot will derail many a public career.   

I can't wait to read Laura Bush's idea of what it would've been like if Willow and Spike got together for "one magical evening".

[stray]

As the Internet is around longer, the apparently uncontrollable urge to write erotic furry/Buffy fanfiction and whatnot will derail many a public career.   

I can't wait to read Laura Bush's idea of what it would've been like if Willow and Spike got together for "one magical evening".

Actually, she was at one time a Democrat, albeit middle of the road. I know quite a few people like her who switched parties. They're not really erotic/furry fiction material, I think.

[Evangolis]

I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.

Sorry, I haven't actually looked carefully at these folk's positions on, or in, porn.  I just couldn't pass up the paraphrase.

I've made a lot of damn mistakes in my life, but at least my bad porn, and my bad poetry, are kept private.

As the Internet is around longer, the apparently uncontrollable urge to write erotic furry/Buffy fanfiction and whatnot will derail many a public career.   

I can't wait to read Laura Bush's idea of what it would've been like if Willow and Spike got together for "one magical evening".

Actually, she was at one time a Democrat, albeit middle of the road. I know quite a few people like her who switched parties. They're not really erotic/furry fiction material, I think.

No, for the freaky stuff, it really helps to be an extremist of some stripe, IMO.

[Signe]

He Who Shall Not Be Named was a Republican as well.

Who's that then?

[stray]

Oops, wrong title.

I mean, "The Furry Who Shall Not Be Named". He was a Republican.

[Signe]

Oops, wrong title.

I mean, "The Furry Who Shall Not Be Named". He was a Republican.

Acutally, you can say his name... just not three times in a row.

[stray]

Nah, I'm cool.

[Shockeye]

I can't wait to read Laura Bush's idea of what it would've been like if Willow and Spike got together for "one magical evening".

Actually, she was at one time a Democrat, albeit middle of the road. I know quite a few people like her who switched parties. They're not really erotic/furry fiction material, I think.

Was that before or after she killed someone?

[HaemishM]

Oops, wrong title.

I mean, "The Furry Who Shall Not Be Named". He was a Republican.

Acutally, you can say his name... just not three times in a row.

Yes, we have magical wards up now, designed to fend off the evil volefucker spirits.

[WayAbvPar]

I must applaud the thread title. Certainly an attention-grabber.

[Llava]

I was actually just thinking that I should've named it "Sodomized By Grizzly".