Happy Halloween!

[Shockeye]

Joining? Hell, I am a charter member! For all you younger, unmarried types- it becomes nearly impossible to watch your waistline when you A) marry a trained chef B) in your mid 30s! I need to get my ass on the treadmill, but there are so many good games to play right now! I am gonna have my own personal zip code by the time New Year's rolls around if I don't watch it 

Should I be changing your name to WayAbv4X anytime soon?

[SuperPopTart]

That's mean :(

Just because you are jealous that you have no leftover candy..

[Shockeye]

That's mean :(

Just because you are jealous that you have no leftover candy..

I have plenty of candy. The children have plenty of candy. I am not allowed to eat it.

[SuperPopTart]

We can box some up and ship it to you. We have a ton :( Want some?

[Cheddar]

Yes.

[SuperPopTart]

You get none. God hates you :(

[Cheddar]

You make me cry silently. 

[SuperPopTart]

Isn't that more of a shriek-looking cry?

[Shockeye]

Isn't that more of a shriek-looking cry?

I think so. It's like the way my son got when schild threatened to take away his toys.

schild is a bad person. No candy for him either.

[Signe]

You don't need any, Cheddar.  You already don't have any teeth.

[Cheddar]

I have a hard time telling if you're being facetious or not. If you were a boy I don't think I would give a shit. I'm just kind of sensitive I guess. *sigh* I'll just limp away and won't ever say anything in a Halloween thread again.

[SuperPopTart]

R o f l.

[WayAbvPar]

Joining? Hell, I am a charter member! For all you younger, unmarried types- it becomes nearly impossible to watch your waistline when you A) marry a trained chef B) in your mid 30s! I need to get my ass on the treadmill, but there are so many good games to play right now! I am gonna have my own personal zip code by the time New Year's rolls around if I don't watch it 

Should I be changing your name to WayAbv4X anytime soon?

Do the XXXXL clothes come with tent poles? Thankfully I haven't reached that point. Yet.

I would offer to mention it when I do, but I am sure my gravitational pull will be notice enough.

[HaemishM]

I can say that after not gaining one goddamn pound from high school to the age of 32, it only took a year of marriage to put 17 pounds on me. (I still think 2-3 pounds of that is my shoes).

Also, you'd never be able to see where the weight went.

[Polysorbate80]

I've never been sure whether the wimmenfolks make us fat so that nobody else will want us (not that anyone actually *would*), or so we can't outrun them when they're pissed at us.

Pissed rain here; ended up just taking my daughter to a few friends/relatives houses in the car. 

[Merusk]

I need to get my ass on the treadmill, but there are so many good games to play right now! I am gonna have my own personal zip code by the time New Year's rolls around if I don't watch it 

I've been giving serious thought to the feasibility of taking a handheld on a treadmill, especially since the place I go doesn't have TVs.

Doesn't work too well unless all you're doing is walking.  Exercycles or ellipticals work fine, though, since you don't jar up and down.

[SuperPopTart]

I can say that after not gaining one goddamn pound from high school to the age of 32, it only took a year of marriage to put 17 pounds on me. (I still think 2-3 pounds of that is my shoes).

Also, you'd never be able to see where the weight went.

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Yes you can! You have neck rolls and stomach rolls! I pinch them all the time. They are like little semi-rolls.

[Paelos]

Didn't we piss and moan about how much Halloween is pussified last year?

I think we did.

EDIT: yes, History repeating itself to be sure

[Llava]

I've never been sure whether the wimmenfolks make us fat so that nobody else will want us (not that anyone actually *would*), or so we can't outrun them when they're pissed at us.

I drew a confession from my girlfriend a bit back.

It's because she wants a comfortable pillow.  As of now, I'm too thin to be comfortable.

[Sky]

Also, you'd never be able to see where the weight went.

The big iron ball manacled to your leg?

I told my girlfriend if we get married she has to clasp the ceremonial manacle around my leg. In return, I'll hand over my brass balls. Rings are so passé.

[Signe]

I've never been sure whether the wimmenfolks make us fat so that nobody else will want us (not that anyone actually *would*), or so we can't outrun them when they're pissed at us.

I drew a confession from my girlfriend a bit back.

It's because she wants a comfortable pillow.  As of now, I'm too thin to be comfortable.

Maybe you should switch partners with WAP.  Evidently,once a year he becomes a HUGE TUB OF HALLOWEEN LARD!... from what I've heard.  Better hurry, though...  Ephedra is back on the market.  (I know because I get at least 3 spam mails a day telling me that)

[SuperPopTart]

I thought Ephedra was i l l e g a l!

[Signe]

I thought Ephedra was i l l e g a l!

I thought so, too, but I ge spam saying, "Ephedra is back!"... so I guess it's not illegal anymore. 

Here's where one of those emails send you:  http://www.ecafuel.com/

[Samwise]

Heh, I still have some ephedra pills that I bought before it was restricted.  That stuff is... odd.  Like being wired on caffeine ALL DAY.  Especially if you mix actual caffeine with it.  I stopped taking it when I noticed that my heart was beating a bit quicker than I was really comfortable with.

[voodoolily]

I've been complaining for years that ephedra was off the market. I was this close to driving out to the desert to harvest some myself. Being wired suits me much better than being sedated.

[SuperPopTart]

Or you could just get your fat arse off the sofa, go out and work at losing the weight?

I mean you in generic terms, of course.

[voodoolily]

Hey, man, my arse is quite narrow! I'm 5'7" and only a size 6. It's my tummy that needs a little work. Rock-hard abs under a layer of girl cush still doesn't look right, and the kickboxing and pilates isn't doing a dern thing. Clearly, herbal speed is the only solution.

When did we get the angel emoticon?

[Shockeye]

When did we get the angel emoticon?

We didn't. She's pulling in outside emoticons. They need to be cleaned and disinfected.

[SuperPopTart]

It's just a picture. It doesn't need to be cleaned. I'm not infecting YOU.

[Bunk]

I can say that after not gaining one goddamn pound from high school to the age of 32, it only took a year of marriage to put 17 pounds on me. (I still think 2-3 pounds of that is my shoes).

Also, you'd never be able to see where the weight went.

The problem with having a skinny frame is that you can put on weight, but no one else will believe it. I weighed about 140 from 20 through 30, now at 34 I float around 155 - 165. I have a jiggly beer belly now that needs to go away, but no one believes me because the rest of me is still so slim. Now if I could take those extra 20 lbs, and redistribute them in to muscle, just without all that exercise stuff...

[Sky]

I don't get big and muscly, I get wiry. When I was in the best shape of my life, everyone kept saying I looked sick, too skinny. I always got a kick out of that. I get a little tubby around the middle and people say I look healthy. Just another little bit of proof that people have no fucking clue what they're talking about.

[Signe]

You should all STFU!  No one cares how SKINNY you are or about your bloody skinny frames.  Especially me!  Now STFU about your fucking skinny asses!

Skinny Dumbasses, I should say!

[HaemishM]

Someone's vault must be empty today.

[Sky]