Righ
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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"backstab FTW"
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I wonder if one of them will help Johnny Mnemonic break the code for the NAS cure?
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Murgos
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Right, because even if the whole purpose of the existence of those dolphins wasn't pure speculation in that article it's generally well known that you keep your trained attack dolphins armed AT ALL TIMES. 'Cause you never know when they might have to put a cap in some nigga's ass.
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Strazos
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"backstab FTW"
Don't steal my line. |
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Signe
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I thought your line was "naps ftw".
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Merusk
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Right, because even if the whole purpose of the existence of those dolphins wasn't pure speculation in that article it's generally well known that you keep your trained attack dolphins armed AT ALL TIMES. 'Cause you never know when they might have to put a cap in some nigga's ass.
Yeah worrying that Flipper's out there sporting the tranq dart gun is nonsense, but they have been training dolphins for exactly the purposes he's claiming. The assult and detention of enemy divers around secured ports. They just did a bit on "Mail Call" last weekend on them. The dolphins get this special leg clamp that they bite on which snaps around an enemy diver's ankle/calf so the guys in the boats can haul 'em in. They're also training sea lions to do similar work in murky harbors. |
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Furiously
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What about the ones they train to set off mines?
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Merusk
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Well, the ones they featured weren't trained to set-off mines. The piece said that's BS urban legend stuff because it costs too much to train and care for them to then go and blow 'em up. They get these fixtures that are a few feet long and fit on their nose like a ring, When they find a mine they back out of it and it splits in half, sending up a marker buoy.
Or that's what the navy presents to the public. I know there's a Jonesy out there.. lurking..
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Strazos
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I thought your line was "naps ftw".
Is their a limit on the number of "lines" a person can have? |
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Signe
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I thought your line was "naps ftw".
Is their a limit on the number of "lines" a person can have? Yes, if you don't want to end up mocked as the f13 equivalent of some old lady with 27 cats. You're already f13's favourite teen-age girl. |
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Strazos
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I have like, 2. I sure someone here has more cats than that.
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Fear the Backstab!
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Signe
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I have like, 2. I sure someone here has more cats than that.
Ack! My point!! Where did it go??? |
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Righ
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Right, because even if the whole purpose of the existence of those dolphins wasn't pure speculation in that article it's generally well known that you keep your trained attack dolphins armed AT ALL TIMES. 'Cause you never know when they might have to put a cap in some nigga's ass.
You do realise this was posted in Useless News for a reason? |
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Pococurante
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Ack! My point!! Where did it go??? Edit: geez can't a guy steal a little bandwidth these days without getting smurfed |
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« Last Edit: September 28, 2005, 05:47:39 AM by Pococurante »
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Nebu
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I get great comfort in knowing this is how we spend millions/billions of tax dollars.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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I get great comfort in knowing this is how we spend millions/billions of tax dollars.
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Murgos
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Right, because even if the whole purpose of the existence of those dolphins wasn't pure speculation in that article it's generally well known that you keep your trained attack dolphins armed AT ALL TIMES. 'Cause you never know when they might have to put a cap in some nigga's ass.
You do realise this was posted in Useless News for a reason? That would be so that I could mock it, yes? |
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Sky
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I get great comfort in knowing this is how we spend millions/billions of tax dollars.
Dolphins can't blow whistles. They are the perfect soldiers.  |
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Pococurante
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Sky you are now my google-fu hero.  |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I made that myself :P
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Pococurante
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Well. That's just sad then. ;)
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Sky
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Err...I didn't take the original pictures!  |
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Signe
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Err...I didn't take the original pictures! I wish I had known that before I turned you in! Dammit. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Damn, my secret is out. I'm a military-grade dolphin assassin.
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Pococurante
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You forgot "who's into human bestiality"... ;)
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Strazos
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And sociopathic clowns, too.
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Fear the Backstab!
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