Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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I'm a dick when people do something very stupid.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I think we should rerail it by posting our suggestions of what should appear on schild's card.
Eric Schild, Esquire
"Like a pussy soaked in apple juice."
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Signe
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Muse.
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What happened to this thread? I think I just got hit with a thread and run.
Nuffin. We're just trying to help our Eric find some nice business cards. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Pococurante
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Signe I'm appalled at your avatar; such objectification of swimming pool & related aquatic entertainment accessories shows your clear contempt for their true sociopolitical standing in modern society.  |
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Nebu
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I have no idea why, but Signe's new avatar made me think of this album cover almost immediately. Must be the legs.  What's all this talk about business cards? |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Eric Schild, Man-About-Town
"I just ate a fetus-sized burrito"
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Signe
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Muse.
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Signe I'm appalled at your avatar; such objectification of swimming pool & related aquatic entertainment accessories shows your clear contempt for their true sociopolitical standing in modern society. I know. I'm such a rebel. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Llava
Contributor
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Eric Schild, Satirist
"I am so hoping you like my business card."
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Righ
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6542
Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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schild
I'm bored with this card already, kekela.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Eric Schild
If you can read this card, you're under a blacklight. Cockles.
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Pococurante
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I hope it's black velvet - I miss my blacklight lamps...
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Eric Schild "  " aww, what, no Japanese text support? What the dilly, yo? |
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« Last Edit: September 30, 2005, 06:18:48 AM by Sky »
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Eric Schild
It never got Art-Faggy enough for me
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Aenovae
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Eric Schild
"The Harry Knowles of Gaming"
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schild
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Eric Schild
It never got Art-Faggy enough for me
This isn't a gravestone. It's a business card. Eric Schild
"The Harry Knowles of Gaming" Not fat enough. I always thought of a few other people as the Harry Knowleseseses of gaming. |
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voodoolily
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Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Eric Schild, Pop-Culturist
"Needs more cowbell."
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Signe
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Muse.
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Let's do his gravestone now! Just for fun, of course.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Let's do his gravestone now! Just for fun, of course.
In he ground cold, dead Here buried is Eric Schild He loved anime |
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If he is buried in the Valley, he won't be cold. More like lukewarm.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
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Here lies Eric Schild.
Pwnd.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Here lies Eric Schild.
Pwnd.
Wow, Signe can actually say funny things from time to time. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Furiously
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For others we just keep waiting...
Here Lies Eric Schild
His business card got his ass kicked.
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schild
Administrator
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Keeping his real name out of it.
Here Lies Shockeye
He Made it to Level 60
But the brakes failed
And his Van backed over him
Epic Mount, Indeed.
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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New shocks, new cylinders, new rotors, new lottery ticket purchases.
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WayAbvPar
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I still say you should have kidnapped schild and come to Vegas. You could have paid for all your repairs with your winnings? Or sold schild into white slavery for a few bucks if Lady Luck was unkind...
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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schild
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I still say you should have kidnapped schild and come to Vegas. You could have paid for all your repairs with your winnings? Or sold schild into white slavery for a few bucks if Lady Luck was unkind...
Jews can't be sold into slavery. We make people feel bad for Egypt. Even though I'm still convinced it was aliens. |
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Pococurante
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And even when they are enslaved they have to be freed every seven years (Exodus 21) or each Jubilee. Hardly worth the time.
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Signe
Terracotta Army
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Muse.
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Here lies Eric Schild.
Pwnd.
Wow, Signe can actually say funny things from time to time. You make my heart ache.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Righ
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6542
Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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The bats have left the bell tower
The victims have been bled
Red velvet lines the black box
Eric Schild's dead
Um dead, um dead um dead
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Here lies Eric Schild
"Looking forward to jamming with Hendrix."
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Nebu
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You guys are great at giving eugooglies!  |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Here Lies Eric Schild
unf unf unf
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Llava
Contributor
Posts: 4602
Rrava roves you rong time
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Here Lies Toad
"Thank you for visiting me, but your schild is in another grave!"
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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