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Topic: This article makes the incorrect assumption Natural Light is beer. (Read 1156 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Ad Age: A-B to test caffeinated Natural Light beerTuesday August 30, 3:31 pm ET Anheuser-Busch plans to test market a new caffeinated version of Natural Light beer, called Natty Up, Advertising Age reported in its Aug. 29 issue. Referring to a Anheuser-Busch company memo, the trade magazine reported that the drink will be test marketed in North Carolina, Florida, Texas and Missouri. Anheuser-Busch has two other caffeinated malt beverages on the market, B to the E and the recently released Tilt. Natural Light is the fifth-largest beer brand in the United States, with a 4.2 percent market share in 2004, according to New York-based Beverage Marketing Corp. St. Louis-based Anheuser-Busch Cos. Inc. (NYSE: BUD - News), the largest domestic brewer, manufactures and recycles aluminum cans and operates theme parks. Published August 30, 2005 by the St. Louis Business Journal |
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schild
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Why caffeinate the worst tasting beverage in your line. Before I show an idea for such a thing, I demand they prove that it is, indeed, beer. I smell bullshit, I need to get some kids to try it.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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This would be a good thread in which to quote Barney's "Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!" line to take advantage of the pun, which resonates ever more clearly because of Barney's boozehound nature.
Yup. Someone ought to get on that.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I drink cheap light beer....and won't touch Natty anything.
That said, if I'm at a cheap beer party, I'll swill twenty and regret it later. You don't really taste them after 6, so I recommend shotgunning the first sixpack.
It's fun to have party knowledge: My girlfriend and I were in line at wellymart and some guys were buying 6 cases of beer, but were waiting for someone (holding up the line). The guy came back with ping-pong sets..."Couldn't just get the balls, had to get the paddles, too" She looked at me curiously and I replied. "Beer Pong" as if it were completely normal. At one time, it was.
I would still lay off before going to court for a DUI, heh.
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Evangolis
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Why would you want to keep a drunk awake? So he can drive home?
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"It was a difficult party" - an unexpected word combination from ex-Merry Prankster and author Robert Stone.
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