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Shockeye
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on: March 31, 2005, 10:33:08 PM

Quote from: IOL
Garden Gnome Liberation Front strikes again

March 31 2005 at 08:47PM

Lyon - About 100 garden gnomes were "liberated" from front gardens in the French city of Lyon and placed in a park next to a motorway, police officials reported on Thursday.

"They were all standing there with their faces to the motorway, watching the traffic speed past," a police statement said.

It is not known who took the diminutive figures.

"Owners can pick up their abducted gnomes from a police department office," the statement said.

No-one has claimed responsibility, but a "Garden Gnome Liberation Front" has been causing a nuisance for years in France with its pranks. - Sapa-dpa
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Reply #1 on: March 31, 2005, 11:49:22 PM

Fucking hilarious.

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Reply #2 on: April 01, 2005, 04:08:40 AM

Someone saw Amelie and got a little carried away.
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Reply #3 on: April 01, 2005, 10:15:23 AM

Hey, at least my gnome sent me a postcard when it went on vacation. That little fucker was having a blast, lemme tell ya.

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Shockeye
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Reply #4 on: April 13, 2005, 01:03:01 PM

Quote from: Komo 1000 News
Garden Gnome Goes Wild

April 12, 2005
 
By Molly Shen

REDMOND - It was a Spring Break to remember.

From Las Vegas, to San Francisco, to Hollywood and into the arms of a famous starlet.

A Redmond resident just made the trip.

But his owners never knew he was gone.

The journey started in Marianne Severson's front yard.

"I wanted some things in the flower beds, so I got 'em," she says, gesturing towards a cluster of garden gnomes.

"They're really ticked," she says with a shake of her head.

You see, one of the garden gnomes just got home from that trip -- without Marianne's permission.

"Oh yeah, he's grounded," she says as she walks us inside to introduce us.

The solid concrete gnome went on spring break with some local college students.

This has become a popular prank.

The boys swiped Marianne's gnome, documented their trip, then returned the gnome with the pictures.

She flips through a binder showing her gnome in the arms of a San Francisco street performer.

Next, he was nestled between a Las Vegas Elvis and Marilyn Monroe.

"There he is on Bing Crosby's star in Hollywood," she shows us.

The binder also included a copy of a People magazine.

"That to me is the coup de grace," Marianne says.

She flips it open and shows us that her gnome made it into the pages of the star-tracking mag.

Marianne reads us the caption.

" 'Simple Life' star Paris Hilton shows off two new friends. A palm sized pup and a very sleepy gnome."

His abductors ran into Paris at a Hollywood gas station.

They took pictures with her and so did paparazzi, who sold the picture to People.

We had another surprise for Marianne.

Someone in the KOMO 4 Newsroom knows someone who knows someone - who knows that gnome napper.

We got him on the phone.

She was delighted to talk to him.

"That was so slick, I have to hand it to you," she told him. "What a stunt. You pulled it off beautifully!"

She just has one request.

"Next time you go on Spring Break, would you take my husband and I instead of our gnome?"

The Seversons are Evangelical Christians and didn't approve of all of the gnome's stops.

In particular, Marianne points out the shot of him cozying up to four Hooters girls.

Nonetheless, Marianne says, "He's welcome home with open arms and he has repented for going places where he shouldn't have gone."

He's also promised not to leave again.

At least, not until the stars of Hollywood lure him back.

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Reply #5 on: August 24, 2005, 05:28:55 PM

Quote from: MSNBC
British police crack missing gnome case
Two women charged after for pilfering from gardens in Central Scotland

MSNBC
Updated: 1:48 p.m. ET Aug. 24, 2005

In an apparent breakthrough in a series of mysterious garden raids in Scotland, police in Britain have charged two women after discovering a huge cache of garden gnomes, the BBC reported Wednesday.

Police reportedly found least 40 gnomes, hedgehogs, rabbits and furniture in a house in Alloa, Clackmannanshire in central Scotland in what they described as an Aladdin's cave of garden ornaments. They also unearthed more than 60 plant pots and 25 solar lights, according to the BBC.

People in Stirling, Clackmannanshire and Falkirk in Central Scotland had complained that gnomes, hedgehogs and rabbits had gone missing, it said.

The discovery was the culmination of an 11-day police investigation into the spate of thefts.

Cracking the case was described as a "significant achievement" by Detective Constable Roy Lake, but the challenge of making sure the gnomes had a home to go to remained, the BBC said.

"Our task now is to identify who the items belong to and ensure they are given back to their rightful owners," he was quoted as saying.
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