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Shockeye
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on: June 14, 2005, 11:50:46 AM

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Tom Sizemore/Elizabeth Hurley Sex Tape Rumors

Time was when a celebrity sex tape would find its way into the wild with a relative minimum of advance fanfare, first appearing on P2P networks and newsgroups and then gradually seeping into every nook and cranny of the web. The amount of hype and speculation that’s already built up about an alleged video starring Tom Sizemore and Elizabeth Hurley, however, is worthy of the most sophisticated PR machine, with blogs and domains being registered left and right by webmasters hoping to eventually cash in on all those Google searches that will be setting servers abuzz any moment now … without so much as a screencap tossed our way so far to prove that it actually exists. (Not that we’d ever stoop to such tactics as posting about a rumor just to draw traffic, of course. We’re just “reporting” the “news” here.)

“Tom Sizemore Sex Tape” (hype and speculation @ tomsizemorevideo.blogspot.com)

After Pam, Paris, Survivor Chick, etc... I'm just not that interested.
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Reply #1 on: June 14, 2005, 11:52:22 AM

I would take a gander. Hurley is hawt.

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Shockeye
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Reply #2 on: June 14, 2005, 11:53:00 AM

I would take a gander. Hurley is hawt.

Not really. Check her out in Hi-Def. Scary beyond belief.
WayAbvPar
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Reply #3 on: June 14, 2005, 11:53:55 AM

Ok, let me amend- the last time I saw her, she was hawt.

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Reply #4 on: June 14, 2005, 12:13:39 PM

I'd search for it to see Hurley, but Sizemore? Emmmmm, no. My mental image is of barely trimmed gorilla.

Shockeye
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Reply #5 on: June 14, 2005, 12:16:00 PM

I'd search for it to see Hurley, but Sizemore? Emmmmm, no. My mental image is of barely trimmed gorilla.

I haven't read if his prosthetic penis is included in the video or not.
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Reply #6 on: June 15, 2005, 09:25:45 AM

She was hot in Bedazzled.

Nice legs + Plaid Skirts = Yes please.

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Reply #7 on: June 15, 2005, 12:50:13 PM

Sizemore?  Sizemore.  You know with a name like that I just sort of figured he was a porn star all along.

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