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WayAbvPar
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on: June 07, 2005, 02:38:07 PM

Dwarf bullfighters.

This sounds like an unaired Chris Elliott sit-com pilot.

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Reply #1 on: June 07, 2005, 02:41:49 PM

Your post reminded me how much I miss Get a Life.

Greatest.Sitcom.Evar.


/tool belt fight!

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Reply #2 on: June 07, 2005, 02:44:02 PM

Your post reminded me how much I miss Get a Life.

Greatest.Sitcom.Evar.


/tool belt fight!

Even now, whenever my friends and I join a league of any kind, our team name is always 'Cheese-Flavored Pants'.

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Reply #3 on: June 07, 2005, 03:12:50 PM

I always wished my father would play submarine in the tub with me.
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.


Reply #4 on: June 07, 2005, 04:41:00 PM

I am approximately seven inches removed from being considered a "small person".

Sorry. I felt the need to say that.

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Reply #5 on: June 07, 2005, 04:50:36 PM

I'm only fifteen inches away from being a small person!  Crap.  I knew cigarettes would stunt my growth.   cry
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.


Reply #6 on: June 07, 2005, 04:55:12 PM

Smoker !



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Reply #7 on: June 07, 2005, 05:00:10 PM

I am approximately seven inches removed from being considered a "small person".

Sorry. I felt the need to say that.

My wife is 5'3". She is a little person to me.
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Reply #8 on: June 07, 2005, 07:33:53 PM

I'm only fifteen inches away from being a small person!  Crap.  I knew cigarettes would stunt my growth.   cry

Yay! My mom smoked when she was pregnant with me and I still outgrew her by 2 inches.

Oh, btw, I'm smoking again. And dammit, I'm happy. But 5-10 cigs a day instead of 1-1.5 packs/day isn't that bad.

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Reply #9 on: June 07, 2005, 07:36:59 PM

I am approximately seven inches removed from being considered a "small person".

Sorry. I felt the need to say that.

My wife is 5'3". She is a little person to me.
My mom is 4'11" BEAT THAT!
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Reply #10 on: June 07, 2005, 07:41:00 PM



This house is clean.

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Reply #11 on: June 07, 2005, 07:43:11 PM

I am approximately seven inches removed from being considered a "small person".

Sorry. I felt the need to say that.

My wife is 5'3". She is a little person to me.
My mom is 4'11" BEAT THAT!

Are you trying to hire me to rough up your mother? Who do you think I am?
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Reply #12 on: June 07, 2005, 07:45:00 PM

I am approximately seven inches removed from being considered a "small person".

Sorry. I felt the need to say that.

My wife is 5'3". She is a little person to me.
My mom is 4'11" BEAT THAT!

Are you trying to hire me to rough up your mother? Who do you think I am?

lol.

Yay! This quote is so nested I just stepped in bird shit.

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Reply #13 on: June 08, 2005, 12:07:54 PM

Midget bulls fighting midget bullfighters. OLE!

This should be the setting of Bad Santa 2.

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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.


Reply #14 on: June 08, 2005, 12:16:40 PM


I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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