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Shockeye
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on: May 25, 2005, 11:10:41 AM

Quote from: The Sun
Sly dig at 'hero' Orlando

By EMILY SMITH

HARDMAN Sylvester Stallone has blasted “wimpy” film action heroes like Orlando Bloom.

Stallone, 58, said: “Today’s idea of an action hero is Orlando Bloom. Orlando Bloom? Give me a break.”

Brit Orlando stars in blockbuster movie Kingdom Of Heaven.

But Stallone, who is set to film Rambo 4 and Rocky 6, is unimpressed.

He said: “I’m still in my prime and I look forward to showing fans the REAL action hero again.”

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Reply #1 on: May 25, 2005, 11:14:48 AM

Speaking of Sly-

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California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger suspects his former rival Sylvester Stallone of leading a secret 1980s campaign to give the Terminator star a reputation as a Nazi sympathizer, according to a new book.

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No word on whether Jean Claude Van Damm or Steven Seagal were involved.

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Reply #2 on: May 25, 2005, 11:14:12 PM

What? No love for Dolph Lundgren?

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Reply #3 on: May 26, 2005, 07:26:54 AM

I am not sure why I am shocked that he (Dolph) has a Master's Degree in Chemical Engineering, or an I.Q of 160...

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Reply #4 on: May 26, 2005, 07:44:19 AM

Somebody remind Stallone that he's 58 and stands five foot seven with lifts in his shoes.  REAL action hero my ass.

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Reply #5 on: May 26, 2005, 08:29:02 AM

Yeah, I'll remind him.  From a fair fucking distance away, mind you...

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Reply #6 on: May 26, 2005, 08:30:53 AM

Only time I can remember Sly being an action hero was in Rambo and Rocky.

I'm sorry but the guy is too much of a mushmouth for him to be much of anything. His fame is based purely on luck. Sean Connery, at 60, is more of an action hero than he ever was. Hell, Chris Tucker in Rush Hour is more of an action hero than Sly.
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Reply #7 on: May 26, 2005, 10:06:54 AM

Don't be dissing Lt. Lenina Huxley's rear.

Looks like he matched his meet. You really licked his ass.

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Reply #8 on: May 26, 2005, 11:05:08 AM

BEST SLY MOVIE EVAR!

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Reply #9 on: May 26, 2005, 11:19:26 AM

Well - I'll certainly go best Sandra Bullock movie evah!

Shockeye
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Reply #10 on: May 26, 2005, 02:32:48 PM

Well - I'll certainly go best Sandra Bullock movie evah!

No. Fire on the Amazon is better.
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Reply #11 on: May 26, 2005, 02:44:42 PM

Which is the movie where she shuts the fuck up? That will be my favorite, if it is ever released.

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Reply #12 on: May 26, 2005, 06:13:40 PM

Sandra Bullock did not in fact get naked in Fire on the Amazon. So sorry.
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