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Shockeye
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on: May 11, 2005, 10:35:51 AM

Quote from: The Daily News Journal
Man injured in domestic fight with wife
He rejected her advances before going fishing

By ERIN EDGEMON
edgemon@dnj.com

EDITOR'S NOTE: Portions of this article could offend some readers.

Preparations for a Sunday morning fishing trip resulted in a man allegedly being assaulted after stymieing sexual advances from his wife.

The husband, Richard Brown, of Exeter Drive, stated in a Murfreesboro Police report that his wife, Misty Brown, also of Exeter Drive, walked into the back yard and was "trying to act sexy" as he was preparing for a fishing trip.

According to the report, the wife told her husband to "bite her on the butt." When the husband told his wife no, she became very angry. The husband reported his wife was still mad and sitting on the living room couch when he went inside their home.

Richard Brown reported his wife told him that she did not want to go fishing. She allegedly proceeded to pick up a large wine glass and throw it at her husband. The glass broke and cut him behind the left leg, stated Officer Kevin Dunn in the report.

Misty Brown allegedly picked up a broken piece of glass and threw it at her husband, according to the report. The glass cut her husband's arm. He told officers he fell to the floor bleeding and in pain and begging for his wife to help him.

The husband was transported to Middle Tennessee Medical Center for treatment. A warrant was issued for the arrest of Misty Brown.

Originally published May 11, 2005
WayAbvPar
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Reply #1 on: May 11, 2005, 10:38:33 AM

Was he going noodling?

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Reply #2 on: May 11, 2005, 10:38:56 AM

Why didn't she do what every other housewife does and just have a goddamned affair? Jeez. People have to make things so complicated sometimes.

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Shockeye
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Reply #3 on: May 11, 2005, 11:22:19 AM

I suppose it goes without saying that the wine probably came out of a box.
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Reply #4 on: May 11, 2005, 11:28:40 AM

I suppose it goes without saying that the wine probably came out of a box.

Or out of a paper bag.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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