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Topic: Teen runs around carrying sharp stick. You know the rest. (Read 3375 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Teen Accidentally Stabs Himself With Bamboo Stick, DiesFatal Incident Occurs At Church Youth Group Meeting POSTED: 7:05 am CDT April 13, 2005 JOLIET, Ill. -- Authorities said a Lockport teenager died after accidentally impaling himself on a bamboo stick while at a church youth activity in Joliet Tuesday. Shane Gnatek, 18, was one of about 30 youths attending a weekly activity night in a Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints building. Police said Gnatek was running in a hallway when he fell on the stick he was carrying, stabbing himself in the groin. He lost consciousness and was taken to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead. Local Mormon church leader Scott Clark said he doesn't know what Gnatek was doing before the accident or why he was carrying a bamboo stick. Clark says church youth leaders have been counseling children who were at the building when the accident occurred. |
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stray
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Damn, what a way to go. I think I'd prefer getting impaled in the heart to that.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Welp, my legs are now crossed.
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WayAbvPar
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Darwin got one. As a Mormon youth, he was probably getting ready to start procreating any day now. I think society dodged a bullet.
Also- OWWIE.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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/agreed
Can we start passing out sharp bamboo sticks to all the church youth activity kids?
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
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SirBruce
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Geez, the kid must have had a consitution of 3 and only 1 hit point to be killed by falling on a stick that didn't even hit a major organ.
Bruce
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Der Helm
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No, I want fall for the "major organ" bait.
EDIT: Damm.
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Strazos
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Geez, the kid must have had a consitution of 3 and only 1 hit point to be killed by falling on a stick that didn't even hit a major organ.
Bruce
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DarkDryad
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da hizzookup
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Geez, the kid must have had a consitution of 3 and only 1 hit point to be killed by falling on a stick that didn't even hit a major organ.
Bruce
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BWL is funny tho. It's like watching a Special Needs school take a field trip to a minefield.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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God, this is funny on so many levels. Dead teen, bamboo spear, church youth group -where do I start? Were they having a Give Yourself Stigmata day at the youth group? At least bamboo deals a finishing blow somewhere - it's useless in Baten Kaitos.
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stray
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God, this is funny on so many levels. Yeah. That's IF you didn't have a penis.  It isn't easy even reading a story like that. |
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AOFanboi
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