He said he fell on it...

[SnotBag]

http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/cement.html

Rectal Impaction Following Enema with Concrete Mix

by Peter J. Stephens, M.D., and Mark L. Taff, M.D.
from the American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology 8(2):179-182, 1987.

During the last 20 years, sexual habits have changed in western society. Both homosexuals and heterosexuals have shown an increasing interest in anal erotic practices, including the use of enemas for sexual enjoyment. We report a case of a klismaphiliac who had an impacted foreign body in his rectum followin an enema with a concrete mix.

CASE REPORT
A 20-year-old man presented to the emergency room complaining of rectal pain. A well-nourished, well-developed man without signs of intoxication was admitted in no apparent distress. Digital examination of the rectum revealed a stony hard mass. Abdominal plain films showed a vertically oriented, low-lying radiopaque object in the rectum. A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass. A blood alcohol level was negative. No other drug testing was performed.

Upon further questioning, the patient said that approximately 4 hrs earlier he and his boyfriend had been "fooling around." After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45-degree angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care.

Under general anesthesia, the anus was dilated and two Foley catheters were inserted alongside the rectal mass to relieve suction. A concrete case of the rectum was delivered without incident. The rectal mucosa was intact with a hyperemic and edematous appearance.

The patient was kept overnight and discharged uneventfully the following morning. The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.

PATHOLOGIC EXAMINATION

Examination of the specimen revealed a perfect concrete cast of the rectum, measuring 12 X 7 X 5 cm and weighing 275 g (Fig. 2). A thin layer of feces coated the surface and crevices. Grooves in the mass were consistent with rectal mucosal folds. A layer of concrete was chipped off the upper part of the specimen and revealed a white plastic ping-pong ball. This corresponded to the radiolucency observed in the abdominal x-ray.

[HaemishM]

I truly do not understand some people.

[Prospero]

Ya gotta wonder if the guy kept his ass cast. It could be a helluva conversation piece.

[Furiously]

This cements the broken people theory.

[WayAbvPar]

How fucking BORED do you have to be to decide to fill your ass with cement?

[MaceVanHoffen]

This cements the broken people theory.

He certainly has the capacity for concrete thought.

[Murgos]

This cements the broken people theory.

He certainly has the capacity for concrete thought.

I bet the doctor shit a brick when he figured out what he found.

[WayAbvPar]

You should all count yourselves lucky that I haven't found a way to cause physical pain through the Internet. YET.

Consider yourselves warned! 

[MaceVanHoffen]

You should all count yourselves lucky that I haven't found a way to cause physical pain through the Internet. YET.

Consider yourselves warned! 

I don't see how this impacts you in any way.  No one is cementing your attention on this thread, in any case.

[Murgos]

You should all count yourselves lucky that I haven't found a way to cause physical pain through the Internet. YET.

Consider yourselves warned! 

Whoa, I wouldn't want to mix it up with you.  I bet you hit like a cement truck and the last thing I need right now is to get my ass pounded over something with so little impact on the weighty matter at hand.  Well, I gotta go haul a load of gravel to the dump otherwise I'd love to stay and we could go at it with a hammer and chisel.

[schild]

Nice things and all that.

[Strazos]

People cannot have nice things Stuff.

[SirBruce]

Don't be such a hard-ass!

Bruce

[Der Helm]

I am confused.

A  ping-pong ball ?

[Strazos]

Maybe it was stuck in there, and they thought this was a way to remove it?

[SnotBag]

Ya gotta wonder if the guy kept his ass cast. It could be a helluva conversation piece.

My wife worked for a doctor/surgen that kept an 8-ball he removed from some guys anus. He ast least ran it through an autoclave, and kept in in one of those glass deals normally used for autographed baseballs. This was after she assisted in the removal a can of Tinactin from a 70 years old guys ass. Yes, both claimed they fell on it.

[Der Helm]

Being bored and liking the google image search, I can say we were lucky that the exact size of the ball involved was not mentioned.

[Strazos]

http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/cement.html

A layer of concrete was chipped off the upper part of the specimen and revealed a white plastic ping-pong ball.

[Samwise]

38mm or 40mm?

[Der Helm]

My wife worked for a doctor/surgen that kept an 8-ball  he removed from some guys anus.

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