C'mon, I'm sure someone could whip up a waterproof mouse/keyboard. Oh, and make it deliver beer from the kitchen while you're at it (there's no room for a fridge in there, dangit)
Really, where are you thinking? All you need is some cling film and one of those Filipino wives you can buy from the back of that Soldier of Fortune magazine.
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
I think my existing wife would be less than fantastically thrilled at that idea. All sorts of other non-waterproof appliances might suddenly find their way into my bath...
“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
I think my existing wife would be less than fantastically thrilled at that idea. All sorts of other non-waterproof appliances might suddenly find their way into my bath...
So placate her with her very own cabana boy. You'd be surprised what us ladies would put up with for a cabana boy.
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
I think my existing wife would be less than fantastically thrilled at that idea. All sorts of other non-waterproof appliances might suddenly find their way into my bath...
So placate her with her very own cabana boy. You'd be surprised what us ladies would put up with for a cabana boy.
I think my existing wife would be less than fantastically thrilled at that idea. All sorts of other non-waterproof appliances might suddenly find their way into my bath...
So placate her with her very own cabana boy. You'd be surprised what us ladies would put up with for a cabana boy.
Would a fridge computer work for her instead, do ya think?
“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
And I'll take a miss on the monkey; the poop-flinging would likely be a bad influence on my 18-month old daughter.
That's the downside. The upside is that you could gather pictures which could be shown years later to prospective boyfriends. Only out of fatherly pride, of course.
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