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K9
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on: June 12, 2014, 08:54:58 AM

The Onion does Buzzfeed  awesome, for real

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ClickHole is the latest and greatest online social experience filled with the most clickable, irresistibly shareable content anywhere on the internet.

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Let’s be honest: Today, the average website carelessly churns out hundreds of pieces of pandering, misleading content, most of which tragically fall short of going viral.

At ClickHole, we refuse to stand for this. We strive to make sure that all of our content panders to and misleads our readers just enough to make it go viral. You see, we don’t think anything on the internet should ever have to settle for mere tens of thousands of pageviews. We believe that each and every article—whether about pop culture, politics, internet trends, or social justice—should be clicked on and shared by hundreds of millions of internet users before they can even comprehend what they just read.

ClickHole has one and only one core belief: All web content deserves to go viral. 

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We don’t like to put any sort of limitation on who we can reach! Instead, ClickHole prefers to think of you and every other person on earth as nothing more than an empty vessel existing purely to share content with other empty vessels. If every vessel does its part, we can make sure our children inherit a world free from non-viral content.

This has been amusing me for the past 30mins or so

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Nebu
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Reply #1 on: June 12, 2014, 09:02:39 AM

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The Only Way For Us To Move This Country Forward Is For All Americans To Sit In One Massive Circle And Talk About It

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Seeing Ronald McDonald get hanged, drawn, and quartered on primetime television could save up to 1.5 million children from Type 2 diabetes.

Priceless.
« Last Edit: June 12, 2014, 09:08:53 AM by Nebu »

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HaemishM
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Reply #2 on: June 12, 2014, 09:50:40 AM

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7 Pricks Who Defied The Odds And Didn’t Go Into Finance

Win.

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Reply #3 on: June 12, 2014, 12:39:40 PM

This whole thing is amazing.  The only flaw is that the clickbait titles are actually worth clicking.
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