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K9
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Happy Christmas all; I hope y'all have power and are nice and dry, we almost weren't.
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Numtini
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Dry?! We have wine, port, rye rum, vodka... Did I mention wine?
And as has become my unfortunate tradition, I had a server lock up and had to run in and reboot it.
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If you can read this, you're on a board populated by misogynist assholes.
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Jimbo
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Merry Christmas !! Be safe, off to work tonight. Was in line to check out, grabbing a gift card for a kiddo that I helped by some presents for (local gaming shop called Disc Replay), when I saw a great present for my son. Scooped it up, got it home and wrapped it before he could see it.!  On Christmas Eve, had my parents over before we all went to midnight church services, we opened and I wish I had gotten his smile!  Oh and the wallet has a chain on it  He thinks they are awesome (plus the money in the wallet was pretty nice too), hard to buy for a 17 y.o. but he was really joyful and the rest of us too. Merry Christmas! |
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MisterNoisy
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Merry Christmas all. Hopefully you and yours enjoyed this one and many more to follow. :)
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Evildrider
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Merry Christmas peeps.
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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ajax34i
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Merry Christmas!
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Paelos
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I'm in Birmingham with the whole family. Grandparents are still keeping the traditions alive.
Too easy. Nigras roasting on an open fire? I was thinking noose or perhaps a cafe and police brutality, but sure, open fire works too. He is in Birmingham after all and I'm pretty sure all three of the above are quite kosher there. I meant making pecan brittle, having all the extended cousins over to the house, and doing the traditional pork roast. You guys... |
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Surlyboi
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I spent the week in Central California with the wife's extended family. Always a fun time. The highlight of my gifts this year was box of the 11 Doctors mini figures.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Late to the party. Hope everyone had a nice Christmas.
On a related note- does anyone have suggestions for a harmless tranquilizer that could be loaded into a dart and fired into the flank of an over-excited 5 year old? He will be 6 next Christmas (if one of his parents doesn't snuff him first), and was a goddamned NIGHTMARE most of the day. He was so wound up for Christmas he could hardly sleep, and was just an overly emotional little shit every second he wasn't opening a present or actively playing with a new game/toy. I am afraid his impressionable little sister will follow suit in the years to come, and daddy can't deal with it 2x without an incident.
That being said- it is probably as much or more fun being a parent with little kids at Christmas time than it was being a little kid. They are fun to watch, at least when they are not weeping hysterically because you asked them to put their shoes on.
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Yegolev
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The tranq works great if you inject it into yourself. Otherwise, no.
Happy Diwalli, Hanukkah, Christmas, and/or Solstice to most of you.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Trippy
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On a related note- does anyone have suggestions for a harmless tranquilizer that could be loaded into a dart and fired into the flank of an over-excited 5 year old? He will be 6 next Christmas (if one of his parents doesn't snuff him first), and was a goddamned NIGHTMARE most of the day. He was so wound up for Christmas he could hardly sleep, and was just an overly emotional little shit every second he wasn't opening a present or actively playing with a new game/toy. I am afraid his impressionable little sister will follow suit in the years to come, and daddy can't deal with it 2x without an incident.
Benadryl, but you have to make him swallow it. Also in some kids it'll have the opposite effect (make them even more hyper) so you might want to test it out before Christmas Day first. |
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Numtini
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Vodka Martinis. Liberally applied to the mommies.
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Merusk
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As an alternate to drugging him, we cut ours off from sugar and soda for 2 weeks prior to the holiday at that age. Seemed to work as they were never terrors, just really excited without anything to fuel it.
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Teleku
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Gypsies. Just sell them to the Gypsies, and everything is better.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
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Nevermore
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I was away from the internets yesterday so happy Boxing Day!  |
Over and out.
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Teleku
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I celebrated my first boxing day ever today. Sadly, there was not nearly as much boxing as I had always imagined there would be.  |
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
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Venkman
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Was offline yesterday too. Hope whoever celebrated had a happy!
I finally looked up Boxing Day. To me it's always been gift-card/returns/exchanges day, which generally involved boxes of a type, so kinda made sense.
I did make sure the servants got some boxes though. Which I now need to convert into dwellings for the stuffed animals they received which compelled them to unearth the truckloads of others they have. My wife is not amused. The last time I made them cardboard houses, it turned into a sub-development of a baker's dozen. With its own zip code.
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Der Helm
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I did make sure the servants got some boxes though. Which I now need to convert into dwellings for the stuffed animals they received which compelled them to unearth the truckloads of others they have. My wife is not amused. The last time I made them cardboard houses, it turned into a sub-development of a baker's dozen. With its own zip code.
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Trippy
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servants = kids
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schild
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Or cats. Or both.
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Signe
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CATS ARE NOT SERVANTS.
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Ironwood
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Happy New Year Cuntbags.
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schild
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Thanks, future man.
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Ironwood
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Merely a trend setter.
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Yegolev
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I'm glad that's over.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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