Does it surprise anyone this happened in Wisconsin?

[Shockeye]

Man accused of having relations with cattle

Associated Press

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. - A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.

Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.

Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.

He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail.

Hart is scheduled to appear in court March 10.

[Signe]

I don't know.  The only thing I know about Wisconsin is they do stuff with cheese.

[Shockeye]

I don't know.  The only thing I know about Wisconsin is they do stuff with cheese.

Now you know they do stuff with cattle as well.

[Signe]

I am never surprised when people do things with animals.  I've been to Wales, you know.

[SnotBag]

I don't know.  The only thing I know about Wisconsin is they do stuff with cheese.

Now you know they do stuff with cattle as well.

Where are you from Shockeye?

[Shockeye]

I don't know.  The only thing I know about Wisconsin is they do stuff with cheese.

Now you know they do stuff with cattle as well.

Where are you from Shockeye?

Minnesota, where the pure people live.

[Ironwood]

I am never surprised when people do things with animals.  I've been to Wales, you know.

Congratulations :  That statement is known in the industry as 'doing a Robinson.'


Heh.

[SnotBag]

Minnesota, where the pure people live.

In a doublewide next to the Wisconsin border?

Last years hunting murder were cause by a Minnesotan. Thos Minnesotans seem to go to Wisconsin to cause their carnage.

What else do we know about Minnesota?

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
It is illegal to sleep naked.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Red cars may not drive down Lake Street. (Minneapolis)
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays. (St. Cloud)
You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street. (Virginia)

Minnesota seems like a much more goofy bunch of people!

[Paelos]

63 years old and still fucking cows. I smell a Cialis commercial in the making.

[Shmtur]

Minnesota, where the pure people live.

In a doublewide next to the Wisconsin border?

Last years hunting murder were cause by a Minnesotan. Thos Minnesotans seem to go to Wisconsin to cause their carnage.

What else do we know about Minnesota?

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
It is illegal to sleep naked.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Red cars may not drive down Lake Street. (Minneapolis)
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays. (St. Cloud)
You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street. (Virginia)

Minnesota seems like a much more goofy bunch of people!

The fewer Minnesotans in this state, the better.  Wisconsin is fine the way it is; unlike in Minnesota, we catch our crazy people and take em out of the rest of the regular citizenry.

Nyah.

Jus' kiddin!

[Shockeye]

Man Pleads No Contest to Cattle Relations

Friday, December 23, 2005

(12-23) 14:49 PST Neillsville, Wis. (AP) --

A 64-year-old man has pleaded no contest to charges in Clark County Circuit Court after telling police he regularly had been using calves for sexual gratification.

Harold G. Hart was placed on two years probation Thursday and ordered to have psychological counseling and an alcohol and drug abuse assessment after pleading to charges of sexual gratification with an animal and disorderly conduct.

According to the criminal complaint, the family living on the farm Hart visited, installed a motion sensor because they had seen suspicious footprints and vehicle tracks.

When the sensor sounded, Hart was caught leaving the barn. He later told police the farm was a routine stop, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

Hart told police he had gone to the farm at least 50 times in the last year, sometimes two to four times in a week.

[Paelos]

It's bad that he's fucking cows. It's even worse that they weren't even his cows.

[kaid]

You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street. (Virginia)


Heheh holy god I think for the majority of the year an elephant would die of exposure in virginia MN that place is so very cold most of the year. Heheh and hell if they did park the elephant sooner or later it would wanter into one of the open pit mines and croak anyway.

kaid