Short version: Dude in Russia breaks into a hair salon to rob it. Chick who owns it is a karate blackbelt, kicks his ass, ties him up in the back, and spends three days cramming viagra down his throat and fucking his brains out.
So yeah. I already stole the good puns.
"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild "Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
Didn't we do that here, even? It sounds familiar, and this is where I get my news of the weird.
Almost certainly. I just can't be assed to go dig up the Bloodworth.
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
It's the Daily Mail. Sometimes it's easier to just copy-paste something that you think your readers will have forgotten than it is to make up some new bunch of lies.
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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