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squirrel
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on: December 18, 2009, 05:17:32 PM

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The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood.  In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer.
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Reply #1 on: December 18, 2009, 06:49:38 PM

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The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood.  In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer.

Umm what kid hasn't done that?!   awesome, for real
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Reply #2 on: December 18, 2009, 06:52:04 PM

The comments are painful.

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Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 08:08:05 PM

That kid is going to be a master spy when he grows up.
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Reply #4 on: December 19, 2009, 01:26:16 AM

Waking up to your child's adorable face when you have a gate up was about the worst I have experienced.  It's creepy when they start getting their own little minds and ideas.

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Reply #5 on: December 19, 2009, 02:15:34 AM

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"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."


 ACK!
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Reply #6 on: December 19, 2009, 02:58:45 AM

That kid is going to be a master spy when he grows up.

Like hell. You wanna know his future? This is him by age 14.


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Reply #7 on: December 20, 2009, 04:45:40 PM

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"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."


 ACK!

Oh man, just start paying the therapist some advances now so by the time he is a teenager you'll have a few years saved up.
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Reply #8 on: December 21, 2009, 12:46:22 AM


Oh man, just start paying the therapist bail some advances now so by the time he is a teenager you'll have a few years saved up.

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