Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Evildrider
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Umm.. everyone knows you need lots of tin foil for your hats. That one just looks inferior.
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK FOR YOU I'm fairly certain that if you've already been abducted, the helmet failed. EDIT: Oh wait. The helmet still works for people being abducted by aliens, but not by their alien-human hybrids who are now integrating into our societies. |
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IainC
Developers
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Wargaming.net
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Oh dear lord... 1. Prepare for a fight.
Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind ... They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet. There's more deep-fried loon on his other website Aliensandchildren.org as well. Edit: These people need help. One woman who now wears a thought screen helmet along with her husband reports that she killed four alien-hybrid fetuses in a row by taking a gram of vitamin C every hour for weeks. She used her alarm clock at night to awaken her. She reported that she could no longer feel the fetuses moving and the aliens were very angry at the deaths of the alien-hybrids they implanted in her. The aliens did remove a dead alien-hybrid fetus before implanting a live one at another time. This was before she started wearing a thought screen helmet. |
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« Last Edit: October 15, 2009, 01:48:06 PM by IainC »
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Segoris
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The testimonies are just  |
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Ookii
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 2676
is actually Trippy
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WayAbvPar
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This is satire, right? I couldn't bring myself to read enough to make a judgment. I am just hoping.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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schild
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I'm thinking about asking him for a free hat.
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Sir T
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A lot of the testimonials are from people saying that it stopped chronic sleep problems. I wonder if they have accidentally discovered some form of sleep therapy.
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« Last Edit: October 15, 2009, 06:35:24 PM by Sir T »
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Or a placebo effect.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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Bah, doesn't protect from Human-Alien Hybrid attack.
I'll wait for the upgraded version.
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Ratman_tf
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One woman who now wears a thought screen helmet along with her husband reports that she killed four alien-hybrid fetuses in a row by taking a gram of vitamin C every hour for weeks. She used her alarm clock at night to awaken her. She reported that she could no longer feel the fetuses moving and the aliens were very angry at the deaths of the alien-hybrids they implanted in her. The aliens did remove a dead alien-hybrid fetus before implanting a live one at another time. This was before she started wearing a thought screen helmet. [/quote] The intricacies of these delusions is what fascinates me.  |
 "What I'm saying is you should make friends with a few catasses, they smell funny but they're very helpful." -Calantus makes the best of a smelly situation. |
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Xuri
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몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!
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All you people posting in this thread trying to sweep important issues like this under the rug by making a mockery out of it can only mean one thing:
You've all been replaced by alien-human hybrids already. Stay away from me! *starts making a hat*
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-= Ho Eyo He Hum =-
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Tebonas
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The Alien Abtuctee from Austria fascinates me. I didn't even know we have enough corn fields for Aliens to land in. Or that Aliens would even land in this tiny, mountainous area. Oh joy, I always thought I had to move to the US to get abducted. Everyone should wear these helmets, that improves my chances!  |
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Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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I am fashioning a codpiece.
Just so you guys know.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Brogarn
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I am fashioning a codpiece.
Just so you guys know.
Noted. |
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Goreschach
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I am fashioning a codpiece.
Just so you guys know.
It's only an expression. |
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