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Topic: What is missing from every man's life? MANTIHOSE (Read 5301 times)
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Sir T
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« Last Edit: July 02, 2009, 11:12:10 AM by Sir T »
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Hic sunt dracones.
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IainC
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That's...
I have no words..
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K9
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 He has an, unusual skin tone. |
I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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gryeyes
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I just love how the models have angry tough scowls on. Sorry bud, you cant look mean while wearing pantyhose.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Earl Campbell would like to disagree with you.
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Cyrrex
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This should really catch on in New Jersey.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Lantyssa
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Okie, in case any of you guys are even remotely considering this, hose suck. Most don't breath, they make your feet slide around in your shoes, they ride-up/down, and just aren't that comfortable, along with other hitches.
Plus you'll look dumb.
Just say no.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Ingmar
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I'm not wearing those unless I can wear a powdered wig too.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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gryeyes
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Wtf is the purpose for hose on women? Just another random layer?
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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Wtf is the purpose for hose on women? Just another random layer?
I regularly hose down my gf. Keeps her clean and cooled off. |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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Wtf is the purpose for hose on women? Just another random layer?
Originally, a way to show their legs without showing skin, because that would be scandalous. Now, just another parameter to play with as they put together outfits. --Dave |
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Xuri
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몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!
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-= Ho Eyo He Hum =-
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gryeyes
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I regularly hose down my gf. Keeps her clean and cooled off. Same, but it has the opposite effect. |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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We're still trying to get hose taken off the dress code here  |
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WayAbvPar
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I regularly hose down my gf. Keeps her clean and cooled off. Same, but it has the opposite effect.  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Selby
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Plus you'll look dumb. Yes. Tights on men are just... not period correct? |
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gryeyes
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Unless you can fucking fly.
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Lantyssa
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Still dumb, it's just not wise to give a man who can benchpress locomotives any lip.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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Okie, in case any of you guys are even remotely considering this, hose suck. Most don't breath, they make your feet slide around in your shoes, they ride-up/down, and just aren't that comfortable, along with other hitches.
Plus you'll look dumb.
Just say no.
However, they are great for wearing in Louisiana or the country of Panama while wading around in swamps where you might encounter leeches. Just pull the pantyhose off and those suckers pop right of along with them. We're still trying to get hose taken off the dress code here Yeah, my wife's work place requires them if you go into the "executive" building. Im like "they are fuxking sheer what do they think you are covering up?" Her answer: "They are redneck republicans working in the insurance industry, who knows what they are thinking." |
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« Last Edit: July 02, 2009, 03:44:16 PM by Broughden »
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The wave of the Reagan coalition has shattered on the rocky shore of Bush's incompetence. - Abagadro
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Ingmar
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The insurance industry (a lot of the financial industry in general) does not operate in the same decade as the rest of us.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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rattran
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Sky has to wear pantyhose to work?  |
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Merusk
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The insurance industry (a lot of the financial industry in general) does not operate in the same decade as the rest of us.
Nor does Construction. "Work from home? Why would I let you do that? How would I know you're getting any work done?" |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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K9
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Sky has to wear pantyhose to work? The perils of the Ren Fair. |
I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Soon I'll have my handicap segway!
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rattran
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Sky has to wear pantyhose to work? The perils of the Ren Fair. This made me laugh out loud. I work Renaissance Fairs for a living. No pantyhose though. |
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Sheepherder
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This made me laugh out loud. I work Renaissance Fairs for a living. No pantyhose though. Fucking French peasant. |
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