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Reply #35 on: December 27, 2005, 12:56:38 PM

About 5 years ago, a couple friends of my wife were taking a walk and they heard something crying in the bushes next to the walking path. All of a sudden, a tiny dirty pile of grey fur came stumbling up to them. It was a tiny kitten, way too young to be away from its mother. They looked all around trying to see if they could find the mother but there was no other cats around. They already had a cat and dog and didn't want another pet, but they knew my just-started-dating girlfriend/future wife might want a kitten. The little guy was covered in fleas and had bad diarrhea and my wife fell in love with him immediately. After getting all the bugs, dirt, and crap off, she found this:


Today, this big guy named Lucas rules the home with an iron claw:


He can be real aggressive. You can be be petting him and he'll just purr and purr, then all of a sudden he tries to rip your hand off with teeth and claws.
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Reply #36 on: December 27, 2005, 01:42:14 PM

Cute! I wonder where he came from? Glad to see he found a home to rule  tongue

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Reply #37 on: December 28, 2005, 12:54:50 PM

Sauced's bro had a cat like that named Horn. He was purring to high heaven once and then just sunk his teeth in between my knuckles and didn't stop 'til he hit bone! And I couldn't pull away 'cuz he had his claws sunk in to grip me. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU USE YOUR HANDS AS TOYS WITH A KITTEN!!!

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Reply #38 on: December 28, 2005, 12:56:01 PM

That second cat shot looks like a Glamour Shot, for Cats.


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