Pages: [1] 
|
 |
|
 Author
|
Topic: Feel like a little mexican? (Read 5059 times)
|
|
Xilren's Twin
|
Not sure is this is some weird variation of the South Beach Diet, but apparently no one gets the munchies like a drunken gay mexican cannibal does. Insert you own joke here. Xilren |
"..but I'm by no means normal." - Schild
|
|
|
|
Kenrick
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1401
|
Joke? No. That's fucking sick.
|
|
|
|
|
Paelos
Contributor
Posts: 27075
Error 404: Title not found.
|
MEXICO CITY, Dec 15 (Reuters) - A Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days. The attention to detail there is nice. I ask myself, why is it pertinent info what kind of sauce he used? Would a hollandaise sauce have been less disturbing? |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
|
|
|
doubleplus
Terracotta Army
Posts: 133
|
If they just broiled him, it wouldn't have been nearly as terrifying. The fact he's willing to dice vegetables and devour his fuck buddy in a broth makes ths skin of the average person crawl.
|
WoW! GaH!
|
|
|
Murgos
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7474
|
Nothing says love like a little bit of Cilantro...
|
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
|
|
|
Madman
Terracotta Army
Posts: 143
|
A real mexican would have used flour tortillas, rice and refriend beans and had himself a human burrito.
|
|
|
|
|
HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
|
That's one hell of a breakfast. I thought you were supposed to wait until at least brunch before partaking of the human heart.
|
|
|
|
Samwise
Moderator
Posts: 19324
sentient yeast infection
|
Police found Gumaro de Dios Arias grilling rotting human flesh for his breakfast... As in, he just left it sitting out instead of preserving it somehow? What a waste. |
|
|
|
|
Mesozoic
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1359
|
I'm sure there will be pictures to follow at rotten.com |
...any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god.
-Numtini
|
|
|
|
Kenrick
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1401
|
Police found Gumaro de Dios Arias grilling rotting human flesh for his breakfast... As in, he just left it sitting out instead of preserving it somehow? What a waste. He may have been planning on making jerky, then realized he just couldn't wait to dig in. /shrug |
|
|
|
|
Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
|
|
|
|
|
|
SirBruce
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2551
|
I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals
I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals
What can you do
You're in a stew
Hot hot cook it up
I'm never gonna stop
Fancy a bite
My appetite
Yum yum gee it's fun
Banging on a different drum
Bruce
|
|
|
|
|
|
sidereal
|
A real mexican would have used flour tortillas... Que? Real Mexicans don't eat at Taco Bell. |
THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
|
|
|
|
Fargull
|
Was the guy's name Raoul?
|
"I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit." John Steinbeck
|
|
|
Moroni
Guest
|
Why, do you know a gay Mexican cannibal named Raoul?
|
|
|
|
|
|
WayAbvPar
|
Why, do you know a gay Mexican cannibal named Raoul? Ahem. Pop culture references for $1000, Alex. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
|
|
|
Moroni
Guest
|
I failed my coolness check :(
|
|
|
|
|
Madman
Terracotta Army
Posts: 143
|
A real mexican would have used flour tortillas... Que? Real Mexicans don't eat at Taco Bell. Heh, I meant corn tortillas, I wasn't thinking this morning. |
|
|
|
|
|
SurfD
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4039
|
Why, do you know a gay Mexican cannibal named Raoul? Ahem. Pop culture references for $1000, Alex. Damnit, my buzzer was broken. |
Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
|
|
|
|
Pages: [1] 
|
|
|
 |
