Okay, so I bit the bullet and picked up WordJong Daily Challenge (iPhone/iPod Touch) after hearing about it on 1UP Yours originally. It's basically Mahjong Solitaire, but instead of tiles with numbers and season on them, they are letters, and you make words out of them.
The daily puzzle that is generated is actually a pretty cool idea (it generates a new level every day with a score and so on), and I've been bugging all my hipster friends to stop being cheap asses playing Cube Runner and actually pick it up.
You can play it online for free also at http://www.wordjong.com/, though the gameplay is slightly different.
Apparently there's a Wii and DS version too? I don't know. Who plays those?
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge. [20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.