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Evil Elvis
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on: December 17, 2008, 07:10:30 PM

http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/


Someone was paid to come up with this.

Cadaverine
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Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 07:33:06 PM

 ACK!

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
Lantyssa
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Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 08:31:37 PM

I'm gonna eat yoooouuu!


Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
stu
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Reply #3 on: December 17, 2008, 08:35:04 PM

I purchased this and then took a bite out of myself.

Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
squirrel
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Reply #4 on: December 17, 2008, 08:38:53 PM

I think I'm in love.

Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
Brogarn
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Reply #5 on: December 18, 2008, 05:34:10 AM

I need more time to decide what I really think about this. Initial reaction was  ACK! but then, something deep down went  DRILLING AND MANLINESS
Sky
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Reply #6 on: December 18, 2008, 06:17:41 AM

It was all good until the King showed up. Who thought it was a good idea for their mascot to be the creepiest motherfucker on the planet?  ACK!
Triforcer
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Reply #7 on: December 18, 2008, 06:18:39 AM

I'm more scared of that fucker than pretty much anything else on earth...

All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu.  This is the truth!  This is my belief! At least for now...
Lakov_Sanite
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Reply #8 on: December 18, 2008, 07:12:52 AM

Dear god, what have you done?

~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
Brogarn
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Reply #9 on: December 18, 2008, 09:10:05 AM

I didn't go through the whole thing, so missed the King. That would have added another  ACK! on the end of my last post. Scariest motherfucker on the planet.  why so serious?
Merusk
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Reply #10 on: December 18, 2008, 09:24:06 AM

The King is awesome,  I love those ads.

I do have a great .jpg of some guy and The King with "Where is your God now?" as the caption, though. Gigglerific.


The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
Righ
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Reply #11 on: December 22, 2008, 10:56:14 AM

Yo, I heard you like a mouthful, so I put some meat on my meat so you could have a whopper with your whopper?

The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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