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naum
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on: October 18, 2008, 11:22:33 AM

This can't be real…

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I get the weirdest e-mail. This company in Idaho contacted me about building a social networking app for users of their product. Their users are mostly fundamentalist Christian couples, with husbands who travel a lot - truckers, businessmen, soldiers, missionaries, etc. The product is a chastity belt with an RFID reader. The husband gets an RFID chip surgically implanted at the tip of his penis, and the wife wears the chastity belt. They said it's an incredible improvement on the chastity belts of the Middle Ages, which were bulky and had no solution to enable the wife to urinate. I didn't want to hear about their improved, lightweight, no-profile technology and their urination solution, but they tried really hard to tell me. They seemed really proud of it.

They're not worried about the recession at all. They're expecting huge growth the minute they get licensed to export their product to Dubai.

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Reply #1 on: October 18, 2008, 11:26:44 AM

We don't have anything lower than serious business, so off it goes!
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Reply #2 on: October 18, 2008, 12:32:25 PM

Wait, so the guy can put his penis in any non-rfid slot but the wife can only accept the properly tagged rfid penis?

lol.

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Reply #3 on: October 18, 2008, 12:38:55 PM

I guess hacking skill is finally going to be popular with the ladies.
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Reply #4 on: October 23, 2008, 12:41:27 PM

<hawking>I guess hacking skill is finally going to be popular with the ladies.</hawking>

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Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 01:47:48 AM

Wait, so the guy can put his penis in any non-rfid slot but the wife can only accept the properly tagged rfid penis?
My penis is so getting an ISO certificate to go with this.

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lac
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Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 04:18:47 AM

I thought RFID chips implanted in the body had a tendency to move around. Our local vet told me he had to scan everywhere to find implanted RFID tags in dogs although they all got planted between the shoulders.
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