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on: December 10, 2008, 05:34:06 AM

Ladies and germans, behold, this.
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Reply #1 on: December 10, 2008, 05:40:50 AM

Oh dear.

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Reply #2 on: December 10, 2008, 05:45:28 AM

um, uh...

Just watch the damn trailer.

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Reply #3 on: December 10, 2008, 05:52:29 AM

Yay, Norwegian film. I can smell a Left4Dead mod. Fight your way through the Norwegian wilderness while fending off neverending hordes of zombie-Nazis!

Edit: Original name for it was supposed to be "Red Snow", but apparently there was a movie by that name already so they changed it to "Dead Snow" - which doesn't really make much sense to me :P

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Reply #4 on: December 10, 2008, 06:39:05 AM

I would travel to Norway to fight WWII-era Nazis, they're in such short supply nowadays.

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Reply #5 on: December 10, 2008, 06:59:50 AM

Just in time for Christmas!

Nazi zombies... there's an idea that was just waiting to happen. 

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Reply #6 on: December 10, 2008, 07:20:43 AM

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Reply #7 on: December 10, 2008, 07:35:33 AM

Zombiefied nazis killing nubile teens in the frozen mountains of Norway.

BEST FILM EVAR.

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Reply #8 on: December 10, 2008, 10:47:21 AM

 DRILLING AND MANLINESS
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Reply #9 on: December 10, 2008, 10:57:58 AM

lol.. I must see this!
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Reply #10 on: December 10, 2008, 11:05:47 AM

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Reply #11 on: December 11, 2008, 03:27:30 PM

Ein

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DIE!
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Reply #12 on: June 15, 2009, 03:20:16 PM

S.S. Zombie Necro!

Limited U.S. release this Friday! Who's goin'?!

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Reply #13 on: June 16, 2009, 04:31:22 PM

S.S. Zombie Necro!

Limited U.S. release this Friday! Who's goin'?!

Thanks for the heads up, I'll try and catch downtown if its up this weekend.
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Reply #14 on: June 16, 2009, 04:42:23 PM

Nazi zombies... there's an idea that was just waiting to happen. 

It already happened in a 1977 movie called Shock Waves.
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Reply #15 on: June 16, 2009, 05:47:04 PM

S.S. Zombie Necro!

Limited U.S. release this Friday! Who's goin'?!

Is there a list anywhere?  The official website appears to be broken and won't show anything but the trailer.
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Reply #16 on: June 17, 2009, 02:45:56 AM

According to Box Office Mojo, it appears it's only opening on one screen on Friday.  Looking around, it seems like it's opening at Cinema Village in New York, as part of something called the IFC Midnight series.
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Reply #17 on: June 17, 2009, 05:04:42 PM

Just saw it. Great movie, gallons of blood and entrails.  DRILLING AND MANLINESS


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Reply #18 on: June 17, 2009, 05:32:27 PM

Hm. I have a Dead Snow DVD lying around, still wrapped in plastic. I guess I should watch it, sometime.

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Reply #19 on: June 19, 2009, 01:36:33 PM

Ugh. Yeah, looks like it's only playing stateside in NYC right now.

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Reply #20 on: June 19, 2009, 01:54:49 PM

Nazi zombies... there's an idea that was just waiting to happen. 

It already happened in a 1977 movie called Shock Waves.
Isn't that basically what Return to Castle Wolfienstein was about as well?

Also, since I'll probably never actually see this, can somebody spoiler the basic plot outline?  What exactly makes the Nazi's suddenly come back as Zombies  awesome, for real

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Reply #21 on: June 19, 2009, 02:17:10 PM

What exactly makes the Nazi's suddenly come back as Zombies  awesome, for real

edit: added unnecessary spoiler tags  awesome, for real
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Reply #22 on: June 19, 2009, 02:20:15 PM

What exactly makes the Nazi's suddenly come back as Zombies  awesome, for real
That part is never really revealed, seems that they are bound to some jewlery they stole and hunt down people who disturb this treasure.
So really, they're more like Nazi Zombie Pirates.

Right.

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Reply #23 on: June 20, 2009, 12:27:49 PM


So really, they're more like Nazi Zombie Pirates.


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Reply #24 on: June 20, 2009, 04:23:24 PM

Those zombies sure have some nice teeth.  Must be because they were frozen for so long......
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Reply #25 on: May 27, 2010, 05:23:14 AM

This title is on Netflix, and its pure awesome. There are so many classic campy horror movie references and it does not take itself to seriously. Was an awesome ride and quite humorous in the vein of evil dead and dead alive (Called brain dead in some countries, and one of the cast, while wearing the shirt for that title almost reenacts a death scene that was a direct homage to that film).

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Reply #26 on: July 01, 2010, 06:07:06 PM

I caught this on netflix the other night, fucking hilarious.  Worst sex scene ever though.

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