Good news for the nerd virgins

[bhodi]

Hot chick offering sex wants you.

Just mash the "GET LAID" button and she shows up naked at your doorstep*!


*  applicants must be 18yrs old or above
* condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact
* Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs
* multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
* if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
* applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
* applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer
* Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

[Righ]

There are a lot more virgins on the Internet all of a sudden, aren't there?

[Llava]

 

[Murgos]

 

[lac]

In the last local election she offered to give bjobs to whoever voted for her...

[MrHat]

That's really a politician I can get behind.

[IainC]

That's really a politician I can get behind.

She'll stop the performance if you do...

[NowhereMan]

In fairness she's way hotter than my first chick. Maybe this was why Jesus wants us to save ourselves.

[Lantyssa]

Thank you dictionary.com for technicalities!  I'm totally giving her a call when I figure out that international dialing thing.

[Bunk]

But how will you use a condom? 

[Nebu]

* Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

This will limit the pool by at least 80%

[lac]

Tania Derveaux' election poster for the Belgian Senate. (might be NSFW if you live in jesusland)

[Phildo]

"multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance"

Next F13 get-together!  Now to find a virgin!

[Lantyssa]

But how will you use a condom? 

Creatively?

[Morfiend]

But how will you use a condom? 

Creatively?

[Mrbloodworth]

I don't think this is the first time someone has done this...i recall something a long time ago like this.

[Murgos]

"multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance"

Oh, I can see that turning out well.  You take a guy who is already so self-conscious he hasn't figured out how to talk up a girl and then stick him naked in front of a bunch of his friends?

Can you say non-event?

[Llava]

Next F13 get-together!  Now to find a virgin!

Shit, we shouldn't have banned Hyu.

[DarkSign]

#  Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs

# applicant agrees that Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that occurs

surprise buttsex and genital injury? wow. that's a good time.

I must say though that this is one of the most important issues of our generation. If companies take hedgemonic control and sell the internet to the highest bidders, everyone will suffer and the rich will get richer.

I dare anyone to post they're not on this beautiful girl's side!

[Llava]

I agree on Net Neutrality, but I find her and her whole group extremely annoying.  They're the sort of group I want to like, but can't.

[Righ]

They're the sort of group I want to like, but can't.

Not being a virgin, you mean?

[Llava]

Well there's that, but mostly I meant that I understand their purpose but I find them, their website, their marketing, and everything about them in general to be extremely irritating.  I can't make it more than a few seconds into any of their videos, and that's saying quite a bit given that I know there will be at least one second of sexy girl in them.

[Merusk]

Nerds aren't photogenic and tech speak doesn't grab attention.  Thus why their drive to get the people behind them is doomed to failure.; Poor Marketing.  Wave goodbye to Net Neutrality, folks, because joe average doesn't know what you're talking about and won't give a fuck until he wonders why he can't load MySpace without being on the deluxe package.

BTW, I agree with your sentiment, Llava... although I can't even make it past the first 10 secs of any vid.

[Righ]

BTW, I agree with your sentiment, Llava... although I can't even make it past the first 10 secs of any vid.

You pesky kids stay off my Internet with your graphical web browser toys!

[Lantyssa]

Angry people don't provide enough alt tags for lynx?

[Paelos]

Angry people don't provide enough alt tags for lynx?

I don't understand this sentence.

[Daeven]

Angry people don't provide enough alt tags for lynx?

I don't understand this sentence.

GEEK FAIL

[Murgos]

Angry people don't provide enough alt tags for lynx?

I don't understand this sentence.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynx_(web_browser)

[Lantyssa]

It could be my colloquial grammar:

(Are you) angry people do not provide enough alt tags for lynx?

[Righ]

Lynx has been obsolete forever. Most voguish text mavens use cURL or some offshoot of Links (which would be appropriate for Paelos and other golf lovers).