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Topic: I am drunk in public. (Read 12828 times)
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Signe
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ooooooo. Puppy. Awwww. You should name her Snuggles. No, no... Cuddles. Pic? INCOMING WARM FEELING!  |
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Lantyssa
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I was drunk all day yesterday, but mostly sober by the time I went out in public. Does that half count? Any bonus credit for starting before noon?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Signe
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You're okay. Sundays don't count at all unless you're supposed to be at work. Then it counts at least twice. If you get drunk and somehow get on television, like a cousin of mine who was supposed to be at work but went to an Italian food festival that was being filmed live instead, drank too much and got sacked via mobile phone while he was in a sleezy public toilet puking, you are simply awesome.
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Cheddar
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Noob Sauce
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Drunk + Public = BESTEST TIMES EVAR!!!!1111  |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Velorath
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I can't even imagine being drunk in public past teenage years
I can't imagine making a point of telling other people how drunk I am past my teenage years either. Even back then, the guy at the party talking about how wasted he is was generally the one nobody wanted to have anything to do with (had they also been posting on a message board at the time about how drunk they were, I imagine it would have been even worse). |
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Isn't there love and happiness in reliving your old tales of lunacy and describing in detail great feats of jackassery?
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Paelos
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Isn't there love and happiness in reliving your old tales of lunacy and describing in detail great feats of jackassery?
For yourself, yes. For everybody else listening, they either don't care or will call your own level of jackassery feable. |
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Rasix
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"Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. - Tony Soprano
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Endie
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"Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. - Tony Soprano
I remember the "naked lunch moment" conversation a bunch of us - old friends from school - had in our early-to-mid twenties about this. One of us said "Boys, have you noticed that all our stories start "Div yi mine yon time wi wiz ah bleezin in wi*..."? The resulting conversation persuaded several of us that it was time to change. *This is the Doric for: "Do you remember that time we were all drunk and we..." |
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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"Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. - Tony Soprano
Yes *but*.... usually when you are about to approach a "Remember When" moment, you aren't looking to discuss the finer points of Antiquing or solving great mathematical equations with your friends, you are in that silly, goofy, dumb, idiotic and childlike state of conversation where useless shit is just what you need, at that moment. Then again there is always the guy who, in the middle of a serious conversation..will have one of those Remember When moments. He should be shot. |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Then again there is always the guy who, in the middle of a serious conversation..will have one of those Remember When moments.
He should be shot.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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Are you ever going to change your picture?
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Not until the ultimate evil of Uwe Boll is defeated at last.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Are you ever going to change your picture?
That would take effort, so probably not. |
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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That picture horrifies me though!
I think it's the red eyes.
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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My inner demon tastes like cherry cough drops. And hate.
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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You really want to go with the fact that your inner demon tastes like cherry cough drops?
Really?
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I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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You really want to go with the fact that your inner demon tastes like cherry cough drops?
Really?
Laced with codine. |
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