Are you being stalked by flaming ceramic plates? Need ninja protection?

[Nerf]

http://www.bw-sc.com/

If you don't watch the videos, especially the first one, you're really missing out.  Sit through the several minutes of breaking things on fire, wait for the shooting scenes, its SO worth it.

Edit:  Holy shit, watch the anaconda video, fighting people, with swords, inside RINGS OF FIRE!!!!

[K9]

I had a really hard time taking them seriously, but next time I need protection from a flaming breezeblock I'll be sure to look them up.

[Nerf]

A hard time taking them seriously?  Motherfucking NINJAS WITH CROSSBOWS on the homepage, that's about as serious as it fucking gets!

[Oban]

This is a joke, no?

[Murgos]

I just can't help but think that if you hire those guys you totally deserve the inadvertent shot to the thigh you will get the first time one of them freaks out due and pulls his pistol due to a loud noise.

[Prospero]

Brick walls and terracotta pots must tremble in fear when they are around.

[Aez]

What the fuck.