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LK
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on: April 07, 2008, 08:12:57 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23984857/

Some freaky things going on in that piece.  I don't mean freaky like supernatural, I mean freaky like inbred hillbillies.

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Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 08:23:02 AM

I didn't see the inbreeding.  Nothing freakier there than the usual "60 year old marries 28 year old widow" freakiness.

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Reply #2 on: April 07, 2008, 08:53:46 AM

Isn't it more likely she's just that annoying.  ACK!

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Reply #3 on: April 07, 2008, 09:13:06 AM

He married the donor's wife?


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Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 12:48:50 PM

She probably offed both of them. Come on guys, a black widow is alot more plausible than "he did it cause his heart told him to!"

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Reply #5 on: April 07, 2008, 03:38:54 PM

Why is it that every bit of news from that part of Georgia/S.Carolina seems to have a tint of strangeness?

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Reply #6 on: April 08, 2008, 05:45:18 AM

He married the donor's wife?


CREEEEEEEEEPPYYYY.

His heart belonged to her  ACK!.

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