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Topic: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild (Read 14147 times)
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Jimbo
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still drives a stick shift
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Happy birthday!
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Murgos
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Bah humbug. I just turned 36 today.  Live it up Schildy, the 20's go waaaay to fast. If you're just turning 26 I highly recommend you go date a 20 year old just because you can. |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Signe
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Muse.
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You are all getting so fucking old.  DIABCF!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Llava
Contributor
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Bah humbug. I just turned 36 today. Live it up Schildy, the 20's go waaaay to fast. If you're just turning 26 I highly recommend you go date a 20 year old just because you can. Wow. I turned 26 on Wednesday and last week asked out a girl who turns 20 in mid-March. She turned me down, unfortunately (owing to the 2 hour drive between us) but still, that was awfully prescient of you. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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stray
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has an iMac.
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I have no worries about asking young girls out. Took an 18 year old out fairly recently even.  The problem wasn't her though. It was her young stud, pit fighter (literally) of an ex-boyfriend who couldn't leave things alone. Now THAT kind of shit I am too old for. |
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Rendakor
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[img]some funny picture, birthday related picture here [ /img]
Gratz on surviving another year!
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Nebu
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Women in their 30's are the way to go anyway.
1) They have a career
2) They have a stronger sex drive
3) They can hold an intelligent conversation
4) They don't play games
5) They know who the hell the Beatles are
I think the best years of my life were in my early 30's. Still, 26 wasn't bad.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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schild
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Women in their 30's are the way to go anyway.
1) They have a career
2) They have a stronger sex drive
3) They can hold an intelligent conversation
4) They don't play games
5) They know who the hell the Beatles are
I think the best years of my life were in my early 30's. Still, 26 wasn't bad.
Arizona is hard, in the past few years graduating high school and college has gone from "necessity" to "total option, arizona is cheap, why bother." People here are.... very stupid. |
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stray
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People here are.... very stupid.
Actually, this is the big sign that you really are just getting old. ;) |
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Nebu
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People here everywhere are.... very stupid.
FIFY |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Happy Birthday. Yah, I'm way late, but I'm not one for well wishing in general. Hope you had fun and bought yourself lots of slim people clothing.  |
-Rasix
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Soukyan
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Happy Birthday, Schild.
Happy Birthday, Murgos.
Happy Birthday, Llava.
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"Life is no cabaret... we're inviting you anyway." ~ Amanda Palmer"Tree, awesome, numa numa, love triangle, internal combustion engine, mountain, walk, whiskey, peace, pascagoula" ~ Lantyssa"Les vrais paradis sont les paradis qu'on a perdus." ~Marcel Proust |
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Lantyssa
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5) They know who the hell the Beatles are
Who are the Beatles? Are they, like, some 70's disco group? |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Phildo
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I had this sweet joke all worked out around The Beets from the cartoon Doug.... but there aren't any good pictures of them online. So instead I present you a video: Killer Tofu |
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