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[TheWalrus]

Figured somebody here might find this amusing. This isn't my wife, but a friends.

Here is an actual email my wife received this week. Granted she works on a military base, but its mostly engineering work. This email was sent to all ~4000 employees on the base.


Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 12:17 PM
To: AMRDEC Contractors; AMRDEC GOV
Subject: MISSILE (UNCLASSIFIED)

Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
Caveats: NONE

There is a missile on the north dock of 5400.......does anybody know who
this missile belongs to? We need to get rid of this item so we can
continue cleaning the dock off.

thanks

Juan Bishop
Gleason Research Associates, Inc.
" You mess with a bull ....you'll get the horns."



Sleep well tonight knowing union labor is watching your back.

[Yoru]

Yez, thiz mizzile iz mine. Please to put it in trunk, comrade. I apologize for inconvenienze.

[Johny Cee]

Yes, I left the missile there until I finished training Standard Missile Specialization V.

[Margalis]

 

Well played.