I need a corporate name, stat.

[stu]

InGen

Aetonyx

Erectopus

Tarchia

Just some names I pulled out of the dinosaur list. I'm partial to Great Old Ones (It spells GOO).

[Yegolev]

Great Old Ones and Sons, LLC
Yggdrasil Nurseries

Dude, way to sprint towards the goal.  Applause.

Surprised I haven't seen an Innitech yet.

[Evil Elvis]

Unremarkable Anuses Incorporated

[sidereal]

I was trying to remember the name of the other Generic Dot Com in Office Space. . the one that the guy selling magazines worked for.  But I couldn't come up with it.

[Abagadro]

Hyperglobalmeganet.

[schild]

Heh.

Skynet.

[Righ]

We Pull Your Stuff

[Sky]

Frobozzco
Flathead Industries
Great Underground Empire

International Imports and Exports


Frobozz Magic Aardvark Company
Frobozz Magic Abacus Company
Frobozz Magic Abbreviated Dictionary Company
Frobozz Magic Abdominal Exercisor [sic] Company
Frobozz Magic Abode Company
Frobozz Magic Abrasives Company
Frobozz Magic Absorbent Toothbrush Company
Frobozz Magic Accessory Company
Frobozz Magic Accordian [sic] Company
Frobozz Magic Accoutrement Company
Frobozz Magic Acid Company
Frobozz Magic Acne Repellent Company
Frobozz Magic Acoustical Food Company
Frobozz Magic Acoustical Tile Company
Frobozz Magic Actuarial Table Company
Frobozz Magic Additive Company
Frobozz Magic Adhesive Company
Frobozz Magic Adobe Brick Company
Frobozz Magic Adpoidz Company
Frobozz Magic Advertising Agency
Frobozz Magic Afghan Hound Company
Frobozz Magic After‐Shave Company
Frobozz Magic Airplane Company
Frobozz Magic Air Pump Company
Frobozz Magic Alarm Company
Frobozz Magic Alcoholic Beverage Company
Frobozz Magic Algae Food Company
Frobozz Magic Alkaline Battery Company
Frobozz Magic Allergy Remedy Company
Frobozz Magic Alligator Shoes Company
Frobozz Magic All‐Organic Processor Company
Frobozz Magic Amoeba Company
Frobozz Magic Amulet Company
Frobozz Magic Android Company
Frobozz Magic Apple Company
Frobozz Magic Appliance Company
Frobozz Magic Apron Company
Frobozz Magic Aquarium Company
Frobozz Magic Aqueduct Company
Frobozz Magic Arcade Game Company
Frobozz Magic Arch Company
Frobozz Magic Armchair Company
Frobozz Magic Arrow Company
Frobozz Magic Art Appraisal Company
Frobozz Magic Artificial Frog Company
Frobozz Magic Arvix Company
Frobozz Magic Asphalt Company
Frobozz Magic Automatic Machinery Company
Frobozz Magic Auxiliary Machinery Company
Frobozz Magic Avocado Company
Frobozz Magic Bagpipe Company
Frobozz Magic Baldness Cure Company
Frobozz Magic Balloon Company
Frobozz Magic Balsa Wood Company
Frobozz Magic Banana Company
Frobozz Magic Banking Company
Frobozz Magic Barometer Company
Frobozz Magic Barrel Company
Frobozz Magic Basket Company
Frobozz Magic Bat Food Company
Frobozz Magic Bathrobe Company
Frobozz Magic Bathysphere Company
Frobozz Magic Battery Company
Frobozz Magic Bazooka Company
Frobozz Magic Beachball Company
Frobozz Magic Beard Grooming Accessories Company
Frobozz Magic Beetle Trap Company
Frobozz Magic Belly Dancer Agency
Frobozz Magic Belt Company
Frobozz Magic Beverage Company
Frobozz Magic Bicycle Company
Frobozz Magic Bilkwishum Company
Frobozz Magic Billboard Company
Frobozz Magic Binocular Company
Frobozz Magic Biography Publishing Company
Frobozz Magic Biscuit Company
Frobozz Magic Bitter Frook Company
Frobozz Magic Blackboard Company
Frobozz Magic Blanket Company
Frobozz Magic Bleach Company
Frobozz Magic Blinker Company
Frobozz Magic Blister Packaging Company
Frobozz Magic Blizzard Company
Frobozz Magic Blood Bank
Frobozz Magic Blotter Company
Frobozz Magic Blouse Company
Frobozz Magic Blubber Company
Frobozz Magic Blueberry Pie Company
Frobozz Magic Bludgeon Company
Frobozz Magic Blue Jeans Company
Frobozz Magic Boat Company
Frobozz Magic Book Company
Frobozz Magic Bottomless Pit Bomb Company
Frobozz Magic Breadbox Company
Frobozz Magic Bug Repellent Company
Frobozz Magic Burglar Alarm Company
Frobozz Magic Burin Company
Frobozz Magic Button Company
Frobozz Magic Calendar Company
Frobozz Magic Candy Company
Frobozz Magic Cave Company
Frobozz Magic Cloak Company
Frobozz Magic Clown Nose Company
Frobozz Magic Company Company
Frobozz Magic Construction Company
Frobozz Magic Cozy Living Room Company
Frobozz Magic Day Company
Frobozz Magic Dirt Disposal Company
Frobozz Magic Encyclopedia Company
Frobozz Magic Encyclopedia Accuracy and Verification Company
Frobozz Magic Encyclopedia Illustration Company
Frobozz Magic Encyclopedia Research Company
Frobozz Magic Flamingo Food Company
Frobozz Magic Flume Company
Frobozz Magic Glove Company
Frobozz Magic Go‐Cart Company
Frobozz Magic Goggles Company
Frobozz Magic Gondola Company
Frobozz Magic Grommet Company
Frobozz Magic Grue Accessories Company
Frobozz Magic Grue Refrigerator Company
Frobozz Magic Grue Repellent Company
Frobozz Magic Gunk Company
Frobozz Magic Homing Pigeon Company
Frobozz Magic Hotel Company
Frobozz Magic Inquisition Numbered Ticket Company
Frobozz Magic Label Company
Frobozz Magic Lantern Company
Frobozz Magic Magic Carpet Company
Frobozz Magic Magic Correspondence School
Frobozz Magic Magic Equipment Company
Frobozz Magic Mailbox Company
Frobozz Magic Mine Field Company
Frobozz Magic Month Company
Frobozz Magic Mutated Grue Breeder Company
Frobozz Magic Noseplugs Company
Frobozz Magic Passage Company
Frobozz Magic Pencil Company
Frobozz Magic Potion Company
Frobozz Magic Pressurizer Company
Frobozz Magic Purple Beast Alarm System Company
Frobozz Magic Robot Company
Frobozz Magic Roller Coaster Company
Frobozz Magic Room Spinner Company
Frobozz Magic Royal Yacht Company
Frobozz Magic Sack Company
Frobozz Magic Saddle Company
Frobozz Magic Scroll Mailing Tube Company
Frobozz Magic Scroll Rack Company
Frobozz Magic Sewer Company
Frobozz Magic Sewer Installation Company
Frobozz Magic Ski Wax Company
Frobozz Magic Snow Maker Company
Frobozz Magic Snowmaking Equipment Company
Frobozz Magic Super Snowgun Company
Frobozz Magic Spell Company
Frobozz Magic Spell Book Company
Frobozz Magic Squid Repellent Company
Frobozz Magic Sword Company
Frobozz Magic Temporizer Company
Frobozz Magic Toboggan Company
Frobozz Magic Travel Agency
Frobozz Magic Trunk Key Company
Frobozz Magic Truth Extractor Company
Frobozz Magic Tweezers Company
Frobozz Magic Unbreakable Milk Bottle Company
Frobozz Magic Vacuum Sealed Candy Machine Company
Frobozz Magic Vault Company
Frobozz Magic Vial Company
Frobozz Magic Viewer Company
Frobozz Magic Well Company
Frobozz Magic Wine Company, Ltd
Frobozz Magic Writing Paper Company
Frobozz Magic Zwieback Company

[Nerf]

Ha, I was just thinking Frobozz Co, although I wouldn't have taken it to the length you did, well played.

My vote goes to Conglom-O

[HaemishM]

I was trying to remember the name of the other Generic Dot Com in Office Space. . the one that the guy selling magazines worked for.  But I couldn't come up with it.

The main characters worked for Innitech. I think Orlando Jones character had worked for Inniprobe or Innitrope or something similar.

[schild]

Initrode.

[Paelos]

Suckonite, LLC

[Sky]

Remember when we did drug names and came up with greats such as Vagifil and Dixafaylin?

I forgot to mention a commercial I saw over the weekend...for Aciphex. Pronounced ass effects. I fell of the couch laughing. They kept saying it and all I could think was...how did this pass marketing? I only wish it were a bowel-movement kinda thing rather than acid reflux.

[Furiously]

Uhm - why not just walk into your local store and buy one?

[Simond]

Genom
Umbrella Corp.
InGen
Biffco
Cyberdyne Systems
Omni Consumer Products
Pentex
Shinra
Union Aerospace Corporation
Nergal Heavy Industries

Edit: Event Horizon

[Yegolev]

Uhm - why not just walk into your local store and buy one?

My local Grainger store?  What?  The suction cup is not the point, it's just the latest thing in a long string of things that makes me want to incorporate.

[Signe]

The word suction kind of annoys me.  I don't know why. 

[Sky]

The suction cup is not the point, it's just the latest thing in a long string of things that makes me want to incorporate.

The Latest In A Long String Of Things, LLC

[schild]

Wait, you're ACTUALLY incorporating? Is this for you know, writing off things? Might I suggest incorporating in the style in which I did.

That is to say, I could probably write-off a flight on the vomit comet.

[Yegolev]

I've been "actually incorporating" since 1999.  I'm a procrastinator.  We can turn this into a discussion on incorporating, might help motivate me.

Signe.  The words you don't like seem to be words which you actually should like, since they can be used much the way you use the word "pussy" when you talk about your cats.  I have no explanation.

[sidereal]

I've incorporated.

I'm Chief Cognitive Ass of the Cognitive Assonance Cabal. 
I even have the require annual boardmember meetings. 
With myself. 
And some lotion.

[Signe]

Call it Fat Suction Pussy, Inc.  Or Lubed Sausage, LLC.  Please don't take my feelings about words into consideration.  I don't take anyone else's when I talk about my pussies.

[lamaros]

YOU RANG, SIR? INC.

[Yegolev]

Call it Fat Suction Pussy, Inc.

That's not bad.