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Lianka
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Reply #140 on: January 20, 2011, 11:23:32 AM

I've been seriously thinking about proposing to my girlfriend in March.  Trying to come up with a good idea of how to do it is starting to stress me out a bit though as I don't want it to be something cheesy.

I have never heard a woman complain about a proposal being too cheesy/romantic/whatever.  If it seems a little cheesy to you, it's probably just right.

Ugh God.  If my husband set up anything for my proposal, I would have complained of it being too cheesy!  Nothing need be staged.  Just ask already! 
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Reply #141 on: January 20, 2011, 12:15:58 PM

Just don't.

You need a woman chained to you for the rest of your life like you need a fucking hole in the head.

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Reply #142 on: January 20, 2011, 12:39:51 PM

Just don't.

You need a woman chained to you for the rest of your life like you need a fucking hole in the head.

So cynical.  So depressing.  So true.


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Reply #143 on: January 20, 2011, 12:58:50 PM

I've been seriously thinking about proposing to my girlfriend in March.  Trying to come up with a good idea of how to do it is starting to stress me out a bit though as I don't want it to be something cheesy.

I have never heard a woman complain about a proposal being too cheesy/romantic/whatever.  If it seems a little cheesy to you, it's probably just right.

Ugh God.  If my husband set up anything for my proposal, I would have complained of it being too cheesy!  Nothing need be staged.  Just ask already! 

Haha, seriously. Really, the asking in a pretty spot thing was more than I expected, anything more would've definitely pushed into "wtf, who are you and what have you done with Ingmar?" territory.

This does remind me though, I learned Ingmar, deep down, can be a gigantic sap. We were looking at our judge's GIANT PILE of ceremonies he had done to give us some ideas what we should do, and half the time when I went "Bwhahaha, oh my God that is so corny" he would be all, "I thought it was sweet!" Who knew?

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Reply #144 on: January 20, 2011, 01:16:07 PM

*reads thread*

I am so glad I met and am getting married to an awesomely strong and independent woman.

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Reply #145 on: January 20, 2011, 01:55:51 PM

*reads thread*

I am so glad I met and am getting married to an awesomely strong and independent woman.

Translation:  you got a pre-nup?

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Reply #146 on: January 20, 2011, 01:58:48 PM

A pre-nup would only help her, in that lame chest-beating sense. She's going to be making a lot more money than I will.

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Reply #147 on: January 20, 2011, 02:35:38 PM

Congrats!

I think I've settled on never getting married.
* Mrbloodworth is now confused.

I won't bring someone else down because of my point of view.

I bet half you unmarried peeps are stuck in "Common Law" states anyways.   Shhhh, dont tell your gf's.

Nah, I don't live with her and am well aware of that status to know better.
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Reply #148 on: January 20, 2011, 02:52:47 PM

A pre-nup would only help her, in that lame chest-beating sense. She's going to be making a lot more money than I will.

So you're taking her name? She's taking your name? Hyphenation? Double Hyphenation?

EDIT: Also, in what region of the country, or different country if not the USA, do you reside good sir?

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Reply #149 on: January 20, 2011, 02:57:24 PM

Whatever she wants. I don't really give a shit about that stupid changing the name stuff.

I tried to persuade her to change it to some other THIRD name. Like "Awesome" or merging the two names into some Name Voltron.

Also, in California.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2011, 04:09:10 PM by sickrubik »

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Reply #150 on: January 20, 2011, 04:12:11 PM

Wouldnt it be cool if marriage required you come up with an original family name?  Estate laws be damned... every name should die out every generation and only be maintained if you stay Single yet bear children.

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Reply #151 on: January 21, 2011, 07:52:47 AM

I am so glad I met and am getting married to an awesomely strong and independent woman.

At the moment.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #152 on: January 21, 2011, 08:22:21 AM

I'm sure she'll still be that way when he's a beaten-down, henpecked, broken shell of a man.  He'll still like it because she says so. DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

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Reply #153 on: January 22, 2011, 07:07:48 AM

She strikes me as just about perfect for sickrubik.  There'd have to be a radical personality shift not to, and even then he's so laid back that it'd still work out.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #154 on: January 22, 2011, 09:53:28 AM

I am so glad I met and am getting married to an awesomely strong and independent woman.

At the moment.


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Reply #155 on: January 23, 2011, 07:30:05 PM

Turns out our cake person won Food Network Challenge twice. I'm psyched.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #156 on: January 23, 2011, 08:16:52 PM

We haven't even started looking for a cake person yet, but we found an awesome cake topper that we'll have them put on whatever we buy.


 awesome, for real
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Reply #157 on: January 24, 2011, 07:34:56 AM

I need one like that....but reversed...  Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #158 on: January 24, 2011, 09:18:06 AM

I need one like that....but reversed...  Ohhhhh, I see.

Close....

http://kustomaccessories.com/WILTON-RUNAWAY-BRIDE-HUMOROUS-TOPPER-10067142/M/B001E2ALC0.htm



or


http://www.yacanna.com/ProductDetail.do?cid=170&pid=107

Or for the ever popular 'I knocked her up and have to do the right thing for a few years before divorcing her and working shitty cash-only under the table jobs for the rest of my life to avoid paying child support' wedding..
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Reply #159 on: January 24, 2011, 11:03:34 AM

That last one needs an old man standing behind him with a Remington.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #160 on: January 24, 2011, 04:24:33 PM

We haven't even started looking for a cake person yet, but we found an awesome cake topper that we'll have them put on whatever we buy.


 awesome, for real


Plenty of room there for a Landlord Action Figure.

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Reply #161 on: January 24, 2011, 04:44:49 PM

This one is delightfully creepy:




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Reply #162 on: January 24, 2011, 10:55:04 PM

Crazy people in here.
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