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NiX
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schild
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 I'd eat the hell out of that. |
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Yegolev
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I thought this was going to be Mr. Burgers with Hot Dog Information.
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Furiously
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How can you hate SANTA? S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S Hooray for Santy Claus! You spell it S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S Hooray for Santy Claus Hooray for Santy Claus Yay yay for Santy Claus He's fat and round, but jumpin' jiminy He can climb down any chiminy! When we hear sleigh bells ring Our hearts go ting-a-ling 'Cause there'll be presents under the tree Hooray for Santy Claus! Now all year long at the North Pole He's busy making toys But he knows just what you're doin' So you better be good girls and boys! Hang up that mistletoe Soon you'll hear Ho Ho Ho On Christmas Day, you'll wake up and you'll say Hooray for Santy Claus! Yay yay! Yay yay! Yay yay! HOORAY!!! Hang up that mistletoe Soon you'll hear Ho Ho Ho On Christmas Day, you'll wake up and you'll say Hooray for Santy Claus! S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S Hooray for Santy Claus! You spell it S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S Hooray for Santy Claus! Hoo-raaaaayy forrr Sannn-tyyyy Clauuuusss! Hooray for Santy Claus! |
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Righ
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So how about that LotRO then? It only comes in two sizes, but I'm sure its somehow related.
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Samwise
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The ultimate hamburger is the Aucklander 3AM White Lady Special. 1/2 lb of meat, New Zealand cheddar, slice of ham, pineapple ring, fried egg, pickled beet, tomatoes, grilled onions and garlic. It is the food of kings. Or drunk Kiwis.
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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Heh, I just noticed this, I'm slow.  |
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Trippy
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They need to put those burgers next to something (like the last pic) so you can judge their scale properly. Most of them look very similar to each other since they are all cropped to the same relative size. |
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Evildrider
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They need to put those burgers next to something (like the last pic) so you can judge their scale properly. Most of them look very similar to each other since they are all cropped to the same relative size. Well there is a bottle of ketchup in most of those pics you can kind of use to give you an estimate size. |
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Trippy
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They need to put those burgers next to something (like the last pic) so you can judge their scale properly. Most of them look very similar to each other since they are all cropped to the same relative size. Well there is a bottle of ketchup in most of those pics you can kind of use to give you an estimate size. They are in the background, though, not side by side and you don't know if the size of the bottle is consistent in each picture. |
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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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Quite frankly on the last one 100 pounds of meat does not need anything to help you judge the scale properly. And it's only $379.95.
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« Last Edit: August 16, 2007, 05:25:50 PM by Gutboy Barrelhouse »
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Evildrider
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They need to put those burgers next to something (like the last pic) so you can judge their scale properly. Most of them look very similar to each other since they are all cropped to the same relative size. Well there is a bottle of ketchup in most of those pics you can kind of use to give you an estimate size. They are in the background, though, not side by side and you don't know if the size of the bottle is consistent in each picture. Well maybe it's just me, I can get a decent enough idea just from the ketchup bottle hehe. The pieces of can give you an idea somewhat as well. |
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Yegolev
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So, what exactly is New Zealand cheddar? Sheep cheese?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Samwise
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No, just nice well-aged cow-milk cheddar from New Zealand. A nice solid brick of it melting on top of the beef and ham. Dammit, now I want one for dinner. Not that I have anything against sheep cheese. Some of the best damn pizza I've ever had was made with sheep cheese. Speaking of which, Yoru, if you're about, you should mosey over here for lunch sometime. |
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Furiously
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Heh, I just noticed this, I'm slow. Except he's saying "Don't fuck with the Jesus." and I'm saying "KNEEL!" |
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Abagadro
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How can you hate SANTA? S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S Hooray for Santy Claus! You spell it S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S Hooray for Santy Claus Hooray for Santy Claus Yay yay for Santy Claus He's fat and round, but jumpin' jiminy He can climb down any chiminy! When we hear sleigh bells ring Our hearts go ting-a-ling 'Cause there'll be presents under the tree Hooray for Santy Claus! Now all year long at the North Pole He's busy making toys But he knows just what you're doin' So you better be good girls and boys! Hang up that mistletoe Soon you'll hear Ho Ho Ho On Christmas Day, you'll wake up and you'll say Hooray for Santy Claus! Yay yay! Yay yay! Yay yay! HOORAY!!! Hang up that mistletoe Soon you'll hear Ho Ho Ho On Christmas Day, you'll wake up and you'll say Hooray for Santy Claus! S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S Hooray for Santy Claus! You spell it S-A-N-T-A, C-L-A-U-S Hooray for Santy Claus! Hoo-raaaaayy forrr Sannn-tyyyy Clauuuusss! Hooray for Santy Claus!  Buy me a Golden Globe Santa! |
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Nevermore
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Over and out.
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voodoolily
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THis thread voodoolily confuse.
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Yoru
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Not that I have anything against sheep cheese. Some of the best damn pizza I've ever had was made with sheep cheese. Speaking of which, Yoru, if you're about, you should mosey over here for lunch sometime. Roger-dodger dude. I'll check it out next chance I get. |
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Nonentity
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You would have to eat a whole container of Metamucil after eating one of those burgers to be able to poop. (The larger caliber ones, that is)
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
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NiX
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Prove it.
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Polysorbate80
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Four pounds of burger was the most I ever consumed at once. Didn't prevent pooping :P
The bun's kind of a waste, eat a big-ass steak instead.
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Nonentity
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Prove it.
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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NiX
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You can't back down now! It's on!
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Oban
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The Coronary Burger Special
2 8oz Patties, 4 Slices of Bacon, 2 Slices of Cheddar and a Fried Egg on top. Served w/ Fries and Gravy, Can of Pop and Mayo as a garnish for sure!
Only $ 13.95
Quadruple C
"Collosal Colon Clogger Combo"
24oz burger served with a quarter pound of cheese, a quarter pound of bacon, and 2 fried eggs. Also comes with a large shake (flavor of your choice) and a small poutine.
Only $ 22.99
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schild
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Oban
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I do not think those count Schild, they are way too healthy. Real heart attack burgers should have no anti-oxidants, so skip the tomatoes and spanish onions.
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CmdrSlack
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And if a Krispy Kreme donut or two aren't the bun, then it's nowhere near official Heart Stopper 5000 status.
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schild
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And if a Krispy Kreme donut or two aren't the bun, then it's nowhere near official Heart Stopper 5000 status.
I hate that the Krispy Kreme donut was shown in Maxim. Everyone has ripped it off. It's the fucking Luther. |
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