(it's a story about spoilers, you can click without risking exposure to spoilage)
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So Hermione is going to be date raped by Ron before she's brutally killed in some manner involving her lungs? Adds a few pages, plus makes the death a bit of a release. No doubt the funeral will be ostentatious and predatory.
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