My 2023 bonus arrived today. I'm still on leave for five more weeks, and have already agreed to start at the new job (better pay, better commute, better tech stack, better avenues for career growth, and most importantly nobody I interviewed with seemed like a stupid fuckhead) two weeks after that.
Kind of debating my options on how exactly to quit. My boss is a nice guy who's in way over his head with a large team of incompetents, and my departure is going to suck for him. I thought about notifying him right away so he has as much notice as possible (I had to wait until my bonus was in hand since upper management has a history of retaliating against people who quit and fucking with my bonus is a thing that would have been in their power), but quitting over Slack/email while I'm OOO feels excessively... cold? And I'm not sure if letting him stew for five entire weeks while I'm not around to actually do any handoff stuff is really a kindness -- I'd already carefully extricated myself from any project commitments prior to going on leave so there are no plans that he needs to adjust.
In the old days I'd have knocked on his door first thing Monday when I got back, but everyone's hybrid now, and he only comes in on Wednesdays. So it's gonna have to be over Zoom, and since we *never* do random 1:1s over Zoom, he will start freaking out as soon as he sees it land on his calendar, and his calendar is bound to be full if I wait until that Monday to schedule it.
I'm thinking that the best option might be to surprise him on the Friday before I get back (everyone fucks off early on Fridays so his calendar is bound to have some space) so he has the weekend to collect himself before our team standup on Monday morning which would be the logical place to break the news to the team at large (there will probably be a lot of panic among those ranks as well because I'm doing a lot of folks' jobs right now).
What would Nerf do?