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Why are we here, again? (http://www.f13.net/index.php?itemid=75#more)

Lolz

"Hanging  Ten," Schild...HANGING TEN? How belligerent is he when he drinks? I'm guessing I'm actually missing a lot less then I would have previously thought.

Also, who let "him" in?


Oh, and I'll never understand the "t-shirt + blazer" resurgence that I thought died along with Miami Vice, but whatever.

The old dude with the pink hat in picture 3, is anyone on these forums? :-P

Looks like an old lady....
Signe?

 :evil:

What's Bruce doing now anyway?

Worming his way into Schild's E3 pictures, apparently.

Um.  That's really not how I pictured Schild.

Schild is gesturing to "Hang Loose". Hanging Ten is a surfing term for letting all your toes hang off the board.

It's a california thing, you wouldn't understand, you fucking Jersey Monkey.

They do sooooo much surfing in...... Phoenix.  :hello_kitty_2:

They all look lovely.  The food looks lovely.  Bruce may not look lovely with that frown on his face but I'm sure he was friendly and on his best behaviour.  People seem to like him better face to face than online.  Me... I only know online people.  That's why I'm still alive, I think.

Seconded.  Since he had that avatar of Adam Goldberg, it seemed to match his writing style so that image stuck  :-D

Why does bruce wear those rediculous glasses? Get contacts, or something!

Edit: Where was his skull cane?

To be noticed, dear person, to be noticed.

There are so many things that boy could do to improve his appearance.  Eat something for a fucking start.  Maybe he should be stealing from Schild's plate.

:)

Is that Llava in the red shirt?

Heh, I lived in Cali for a couple of years anyway, but hey....Has Schild ever lived there?


Or maybe he's getting into the California spirit of things, or something.


Also, never take pictures looking up at people from knee-level. It's not flattering, for almost anyone.

I can't speak to that, since I've struggled to gain weight my entire life basically...

/em kicks sand at bhodi

Let me assure you, as someone who had the same problem till a year ago, that time sorts that.

I can help.

1) Eat when you are not hungry. It is a nice relief from boredom.
2) Eat as fast as humanly possible. That way, your body doesn't get the message you are full until well after you have stuffed yourself sick.
3) Drink a lot of beer and other alcohol.
4) Lead a sedentary lifestyle.
5) Keep getting older. Father Time will punch you in the 'nads eventually.

Except, you'll get fat instead of getting big. You know, bones won't grow, but beer belly will.

Live off of chocolate milk and ramen for a few months.

Luscious ice cream. Eat a couple of pints of Butter Pecan every day, you'll be tubby in no time.

That's what Vin Diesel did.

This thread needs more pic's of bunnies  :-D

(http://www.dachshundpages.com/new_gallery/smooth005/Easter%20Bunny.JPG)

Thanks for that pic, however I was more looking for this type of bunny:

http://www.g4tv.com/e32006/photo_gallery/358/E3_2006__Booth_Babes_06/index.html

Link is no longer working it seems.  :-(

You need to broaden your horizons!

(http://iria.chem.uh.edu/f13/bunny tug.jpg)

Bunnies with tassles! It's winning!

Um....whose bright idea was it to cast a chick as Link?

Dance Praise for game of show. I'm calling it.

The eve chicks were pretty cool at GC last year. CCP booth sucked ass tho :( I hear they're pimpin' at E3 tho :)

A) MORE PICTURES!!!!!  :x

B) Bruce scares me...he looks like one of those "quiet types" who lives with his mother and makes human skin lamp shades from hitch-hikers.

Obviously bought Schild a drink and Schild sold out all over again.

Because he's back HERE too.

And I was just thinking this site was getting boring.

He is looking for new material for new lamp shades I tell you! Its always the quiet unassuming types with big glasses!

I was just thinking we need ANOTHER 100 page thread filled with charts...

Exactly.  That thing provided entertainment for weeks.  I thought it was never going to end, those halcyon days have passed us by.

We'll always have the Den.

You are right!

Name:  SirBruce

Last Active:  Today at 09:54:37 AM  (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?action=profile;u=384)

I know.  This thread was the direct result of a direct sighting.  I have been browsing for most of the day because I'm bored at work.

Schild is undoubtedly getting plied with drink and possibly amorous advances.

The only plus side is that his arse won't be too sore in the morning.

Now, on the frontpage ads next to the bunnies...

"Children's bible study: This kids bible study is designed specifically for smaller churches"
"Faith: Leading students to christ heaven: Teach your students how"
"Youth ministry Mega-Site: 150+ PowerPoint Lessons, handouts, over 700 Articles, Training $9.95"
"Discount Bible Prices: Thompson, Scofield, Dake Bibles KJV, NASB, NIV, NKJV, RSV, NRSV."

I wonder how it can tell that I react with an almost religious fervor to cute women?

Edit: Grammar snake was here.

Maybe they recognize what evil people we all are.

I think he's been allowed to login and read ever since he was banned, he just can't post.  I've seen him at the bottom where it lists all active users a bunch of times since he left.

Quick! More bunnies!
(http://milov.nl/files/020820_rabbit.jpg)

Heh, yeah I have all bible stuff too.  I blame that "Bible studies for Gamers" article being on the frontpage a couple days ago.

(http://home.pacbell.net/bettychu/lexus-1.jpg)

(http://www.daufuskiegallery.com/evil_bunny.jpg)
(http://www.bodym.com/Web%20Images/Evil%20Bunny.jpg)

You can thank Litigator for those.

If he suddenly comes back, we can safely conlude that he "convinced" Schild to reinstate him  :evil:   Or maybe after meeting him in person Schild will realize Bruce is a human being with inherent dignity and worth, but my money's on the sex.

I wonder if he brought his "special suit" to E3.

I wonder if he bought Schild a complementing "suit' also. :evil:

It'd have had to been a panda suit.

Never get drunk in cologne, germany.

Never ever!

:-D

This thread started out with booth bunnies and inside of two pages turned to forbidden furry-love.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Sounds like someone needs a bunny.

Bruce Happened.


This is The Lesson.

I mean to check that place out eventually.

Llava looks like I expected Schild to look.  Schild looks how I would expect Haemish to look if I didn't already know better.  Bruce looks exactly like I envisioned him.

You mean that isnt normal? All things lead to furry-love.  :wink:

You're mean.

I like it.

I was on the list for Efocus however I had to take my girls up to Palmdale to stay with their aunt for the rest of the week so I would be free to do all three days and evenings of E3.  It was great being able to not have to worry about getting home at certain times or finding a sitter to cover the days.  Plus I got to go to the escapist party and do some dancing along with having a couple margaritas and when I say a couple, I mean four.  shhhhh

At least when you say a couple you don't mean ten or fifteen. I still feel the Escapist party.

Hehe.. It's a shame we didn't bump into each other but there were so many people there to meet up with.  I had my badge on just in case I bumped into someone that might know me somehow. ;p   JR from Warcry was like "Who are you and why should I know you?"  I told him and he goes "OMG... SACHANT!  We met last year at E3!"  It took me a couple but I was like "Oh yeah!  I remember you!"  Then Lum came over to the bar to which we 'met' for the first time the second time since Sean (Ashen) didn't realize he and I have met in the past. ;)

It was a good time but the next morning was a killer.  I was there helping MMORPG.com since I didn't have a company behind me and had an interview with Webzen at 9a.m.  I was up til 2 a.m. and for me FOUR margaritas is pretty rough plus Sean had them make the fourth a double. LOL  I got to meet up with the guys from Spellbound, Tentonhammer people and a bunch of others.  It was the best party I've been to in ages.

More bun^h^h^hfurries.

(http://www.f13.net/gallery/E32k6/EFocus/DSC00083.JPG)

Lightweight. Too many "Shirley Temples"?

He was pounding the liquor for as long as the bar was open.  When they started charging, he cooled off a bit.

An open bar is hard to resist, though.  I never drink, just because I hate the taste, but with Yoru's help experimented with a few drinks and finally found one that I could not only tolerate, but enjoy.  It may be a bitch drink, but I am nothing if not bitchy.

I was drinking glasses of Ketel One and Grey Goose the whole night. I had them spike it with about 1/5th red bull so I couldn't just be carrying around a thing of vodka. I could not taste the redbull and after about 5 glasses I couldn't taste the vodka either.

It was totally worth it.

Then he and Yoru yelled at each other (mostly without anger... mostly) for the entire cab ride to the restaurant.  The cab driver laughed at them.

But then, he is a cab driver in LA: City of Death, Pestilence, and NASTINESS.

I thought that was Jersey.

There can be more than one.

Detroit's in the game, too.

The Night of Drunkenness cabbie was good, but he was nowhere near as good as Hamlet the Russian.

I agree.  I was hoping one of you would say the wrong thing and he'd effortlessly flick a knife into the offender's chest.

You like chicklet?