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Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: NiX on May 13, 2004, 09:48:57 PM
Here you go: E3 Pictures! (http://www.thenix.net/E3)

Note: Some aren't E3 specific. This is because it's my first time in the U.S. and some things are WEIRD to me and my canadian heritage.

If you have a request for pictures, tell me. I get in to E3 early (before 9) so I can snap them before the big idjit rush. (BLOW ME IGN!)


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: schild on May 13, 2004, 10:01:29 PM
(http://www.1.soulfish.net/E3/Picture2%20020.jpg)

Girls, hot, ok. But that standup poking out from behind the other girl. That's fucking comedy gold.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Hanzii on May 13, 2004, 11:47:51 PM
You need to pick up some free webgallery software, so you can organize the pictures with thumbnails.
Or you need to name all the one with boothbabes properly.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Arthur_Parker on May 13, 2004, 11:51:22 PM
More boothbabes please.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Mesozoic on May 14, 2004, 05:14:06 AM
Every time I see a greasy gamer with his arm around a boothbabe, I can't help but think that at the end of the day she goes back to her hotel room and takes three consecutive showers between five brillo pad scrubbings.   Otherwise, easy work.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Aslan on May 14, 2004, 07:09:19 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic
Every time I see a greasy gamer with his arm around a boothbabe, I can't help but think that at the end of the day she goes back to her hotel room and takes three consecutive showers between five brillo pad scrubbings.   Otherwise, easy work.


And the SMELL, you know companies have to donate those outfits to the girls because they have to be burned in a safe location afterwards.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Alkiera on May 14, 2004, 08:21:30 AM
Holy Crap, It Does Exist!

(http://www.1.soulfish.net/E3/Picture%20088.jpg)

Who knows if that thing is just a shiny front for a real computer sitting behind the display case, tho.

--
Alkiera


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: HaemishM on May 14, 2004, 08:54:49 AM
Quote from: schild
(http://www.1.soulfish.net/E3/Picture2%20020.jpg)

Girls, hot, ok. But that standup poking out from behind the other girl. That's fucking comedy gold.


The standup says "WHO'S YER DADDY!?!?!?!"


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: schild on May 14, 2004, 08:57:00 AM
Hm, and I thought was just a facial response to hitting the poop chute while standing up.

I would seriously like to know what that standup was hocking.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: HaemishM on May 14, 2004, 08:59:20 AM
(http://www.1.soulfish.net/E3/Picture%20050.jpg)

Damn, Daisy got FUGLY after all these years.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Sky on May 14, 2004, 09:22:05 AM
At least they didn't use the REAL Daisy...did you see the reunion show? Yikes.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: cevik on May 14, 2004, 09:23:41 AM
Quote from: HaemishM

Damn, Daisy got FUGLY after all these years.


I'd hit it.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Furiously on May 14, 2004, 09:45:06 AM
I've often wondered what the budget for some of these booth babes is?

Shouldn't some of them really be called booth hags?


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: gith on May 14, 2004, 09:46:00 AM
link is dead :/


with no way to get to the pictures from the main page


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Arthur_Parker on May 14, 2004, 09:52:45 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic
Every time I see a greasy gamer with his arm around a boothbabe......


Quote from: Furiously
Shouldn't some of them really be called booth hags?


So let me see if I have this right, you can touch them and the ones shown aren't that good looking?

Truly America is the promised land.

Link still works for me BTW.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Mesozoic on May 14, 2004, 10:19:41 AM
From Schild's pic:

One on right:  obligatory blonde
Center:  Venus
Left:  niece of someone important.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Furiously on May 14, 2004, 11:24:26 AM
(http://www.1.soulfish.net/E3/Picture2%20024.jpg)

Hottie!!!


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: WayAbvPar on May 14, 2004, 12:19:46 PM
Spongebob's nose looks like it doubles as a marital aid.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: HaemishM on May 14, 2004, 12:49:34 PM
Quote from: cevik
Quote from: HaemishM

Damn, Daisy got FUGLY after all these years.


I'd hit it.


That isn't saying much, is it?


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: cevik on May 14, 2004, 12:59:59 PM
Quote from: HaemishM
Quote from: cevik
Quote from: HaemishM

Damn, Daisy got FUGLY after all these years.


I'd hit it.


That isn't saying much, is it?


We were talking about the Spongebob picture, right?


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: HaemishM on May 14, 2004, 01:20:55 PM
You just like the way the Sponge squishes.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: cevik on May 14, 2004, 01:23:31 PM
Quote from: HaemishM
You just like the way the Sponge squishes.


Well my wife has been out of town for an entire week.  Even you've been looking pretty sexy lately..


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: geldonyetich on May 14, 2004, 01:32:20 PM
Homelan has your booth babe needs covered:

Day one (http://www.homelanfed.com/index.php?id=23315)
Day two (http://www.homelanfed.com/index.php?id=23316)


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Furiously on May 14, 2004, 01:38:05 PM
Spongebob's still looking pretty good to me...


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: schild on May 14, 2004, 01:53:58 PM
Quote from: geldonyetich
Homelan has your booth babe needs covered:

Day one (http://www.homelanfed.com/index.php?id=23315)
Day two (http://www.homelanfed.com/index.php?id=23316)


Erhmmm....
(http://www.homelanfed.com/images/jcal/e32k4bb16.jpg)

Someone needs to tell these people what 'booth babes' are.

Edit: Goddamn, I wouldn't fuck some of those girls with Snowspinner's dick.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: HaemishM on May 14, 2004, 02:20:21 PM

She scares me.  (http://www.homelanfed.com/images/jcal/e32k4bb93.jpg)


DUDE... LOOK AT THAT ASS! (http://www.homelanfed.com/images/jcal/e32k4bb81.jpg)

Dude, that's a guy. (http://www.homelanfed.com/images/jcal/e32k4bb47.jpg)

Some of these booth owners really need to look up the definition of booth babe in their marketing handbook. I've seen prettier pot holders.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Furiously on May 14, 2004, 02:28:53 PM
I have a feeling most companies attempts go like this.

Day 1.
"Hi Cindy, its Greg over at Gaspowered games."
few moments of silence while she thinks, where do I know this guy from, then it comes flooding back again, E3 - two years ago.
"Yea hi Greg, you know I am still in therapy for that geek convention you had me do two years ago."
"So you wouldn't be interested in doing it again I take it?"
"Tell ya what, never call me again." <click>

Day 2.
Modeling agencies laugh at calls.
Ugly niece volunteers - you decline

Day 3.
Various calls places to escorts in the back of local newspapers. The foolish ones sign up. These are the 2 attractive girls at the show. (See call one next year)

Day 4.
Visit brother in rehab to get name of his dealer to find some crack ho's.

Day 5.
Accept Niece's offer

Day 6.
Meet with crack ho's. Remind booth manager to turn lighting WAY DOWN.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: cevik on May 14, 2004, 03:09:56 PM
Quote from: Furiously
Day 5.
Accept Niece's offer


Or in some cases it's the ugly great grandmother who volunteers..

I must say however, this has to be the ugliest chick of E3.. It makes me sick to look at her and I'm still jonesing over a three way with me, Haemish and Spongebob..


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: NiX on May 14, 2004, 09:15:06 PM
POsted some new pics. I got a picture of me and the Namco girls (plus SRS girls.) I can try taking a picture of a picture. Don't know how well this will go.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Kyper on May 14, 2004, 10:02:28 PM
This (http://kyper.org/images/killcreek.jpg) woman from a few years ago was pretty homely, but I hear she really blossomed a short time later (http://kyper.org/images/killcreek-daikatana.jpg).


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Morfiend on May 14, 2004, 10:03:00 PM
(http://www.1.soulfish.net/E3/Picture3%20075.jpg)

Holy crap Nix, I think you found the cheapist gas in the state.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: NiX on May 14, 2004, 11:19:33 PM
I wouldn't really know ;) I'm used to cents per litre. But, I know that's just beside the off ramp of some highway in Downey. Word to the wise and all.

I'm done my Vanguard write up, just need to hand it off to Schild. Then I start my Matrix Online write up. God I'm fucking tired. Fucking EST time zone and waking up so early.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: SirBruce on May 15, 2004, 05:34:44 PM
No pics of me?  I guess I broke everyone's camera...

Bruce


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: NiX on May 15, 2004, 10:12:32 PM
I didn't see you at E3. Then again, I tried not to look at many of the guys there. I have a strong habit of laughing at people that look "funny".


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: Arnold on May 15, 2004, 11:36:45 PM
(http://www.homelanfed.com/images/jcal/e32k4bb26.jpg)

Tera Patrick?


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: schild on May 16, 2004, 12:14:03 AM
I think that is Tera Patrick. If it isn't I can GUARENTEE it's not SirBruce.


Title: E3 Pictures
Post by: _savant_ on May 21, 2004, 06:04:37 PM
Just a couple from my collection that were uploaded so far - will try and get more scanned and beamed up next week.

http://www.gamedesigner.net/news.phtml?id=77

Sav