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Title: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: schild on May 15, 2005, 08:23:32 AM
This is that sweet looking game that's coming out for the PSP. (http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=5785&type=mov)

Unfortunately the video is filled with regular people who turn into douchebags. Oh and there's some Eurotrash too. Between that and the gibbing, this video has it all.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Strazos on May 15, 2005, 11:41:04 AM
Between that and the gibbing, this video has it all.

Did you forget your green sarcasm tags?

I skipped the douchebaggery and just watched the gameplay. The demo seemed very bland, and I was underwhelmed. Looks marginally better than a portable version of Quake.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: schild on May 15, 2005, 11:45:53 AM
I'm excited. But the video sucks. I figured sarcasm tags wouldn't be necessary during raging douchebag week. I was wrong.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Strazos on May 15, 2005, 02:57:57 PM
Funny, I didn't know it was the Sarcastic Solstice this week.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Rodent on May 15, 2005, 03:02:30 PM
They were zombies... but FAST!

OMG PLOTTWIST!


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Signe on May 15, 2005, 03:30:51 PM
Makes you think.  Is there a business oppourtunity in a fast food franchise named "Meaty Chunks"?  After all, there is a Roadkill Cafe down south somewhere and I've heard they do quite well.  I should think that building them near universities would net some profit.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: CmdrSlack on May 15, 2005, 04:44:03 PM
Makes you think.  Is there a business oppourtunity in a fast food franchise named "Meaty Chunks"?  After all, there is a Roadkill Cafe down south somewhere and I've heard they do quite well.  I should think that building them near universities would net some profit.

I'm about 99% sure they don't use real roadkill.  Odds are that TBell would be cheaper, and if you've ever seen their meat in its raw form, a squirrel with a radial track in it looks reallly tasty.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Signe on May 15, 2005, 08:10:08 PM
Well, I would be different.  I would use real meaty chunks.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Strazos on May 15, 2005, 10:10:39 PM
Well, I would be different.  I would use real meaty chunks.

Wouldn't those just be malformed meatballs?


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Signe on May 16, 2005, 05:26:28 AM
Well, I would be different.  I would use real meaty chunks.

Wouldn't those just be malformed meatballs?

Of course not.  They specifically said "meaty chunks with bones sticking out", which, incidentally, will improve the revenue by cutting out the cost of cutlery. 
 
You have a fucked up mind, Veronica.  Why do you talk to me so much?  I think you like me.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Strazos on May 16, 2005, 10:03:04 AM
You have a fucked up mind, Veronica. Why do you talk to me so much? I think you like me.


Who are you talking to?


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Signe on May 16, 2005, 11:02:42 AM
You have a fucked up mind, Veronica. Why do you talk to me so much? I think you like me.


Who are you talking to?

I fixed that for you.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Strazos on May 16, 2005, 11:09:40 AM
The Name is Strazos.

Please get it right, Doll.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Signe on May 16, 2005, 11:25:30 AM
You're not Veronica and I'm not Doll, but I'm really Signe, are you really Strazos?

If I've not confused you yet, I'll get you later, girlfriend.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Strazos on May 16, 2005, 11:34:56 AM
You're not Veronica and I'm not Doll, but I'm really Signe, are you really Strazos?

Correct.

My in-game avatars have lately leaned towards female because:

1) Male mesmers are queer.

2) Female mesmers have better outfits.

3) If the character is not going to be a male rogue/ranger named Strazos, then I use a female avatar for my personal amusement.

4) Using pr0n names amuses me on some level.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Shockeye on May 16, 2005, 11:35:53 AM
You're not Veronica and I'm not Doll, but I'm really Signe, are you really Strazos?

Correct.

My in-game avatars have lately leaned towards female because:

1) Male mesmers are queer.

2) Female mesmers have better outfits.

3) If the character is not going to be a male rogue/ranger named Strazos, then I use a female avatar for my personal amusement.

4) Using pr0n names amuses me on some level.

Get professional help or get a boyfriend. Seriously.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Strazos on May 16, 2005, 11:37:55 AM
Get professional help or get a girlfriend. Seriously.

Unfortunately, I live in NJ. It's like shopping at "Skanks 'R' Us."

Seriously.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Shockeye on May 16, 2005, 11:38:45 AM
Get professional help or get a boyfriend. Seriously.

Unfortunately, I live in NJ. It's like shopping at "Skanks 'R' Us."

Seriously.

Avoid the ones with back hair unless you like that sort of thing. You are so a bottom it isn't even funny.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Strazos on May 16, 2005, 11:42:16 AM
I hate you so very, very much...

But when you have time, could you get around to renewing that domain name, so I can show everyone pictures when I'm in Europe? I'm sure it can wait until after Doodlebops showing #7.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Shockeye on May 16, 2005, 11:42:59 AM
I hate you so very, very much...

But when you have time, could you get around to renewing that domain name, so I can show everyone pictures when I'm in Europe? I'm sure it can wait until after Doodlebops showing #7.

Yeah, I'll do that later today. I promise. For reals.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Strazos on May 16, 2005, 11:45:53 AM
Yeah, I'll do that next year maybe. I promise. For reals. I hate you damn yankee kids. Burn in Teletubby Hell.

I expected as much.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Signe on May 16, 2005, 02:00:56 PM
I didn't know it was a pr0n name.  Funny that... Righ knew.  I have to agree that in nearly every recent game I've played, the male avatars who were not orcs, cow people or trolls looked rather like nancy boys.  The male trolls in WoW simply look retarded.

Oh... and... HEY!!!  I live in NJ, too, you little rat bastardess, you!   :x


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Strazos on May 16, 2005, 02:06:02 PM
Oh... and... HEY!!!  I live in NJ, too, you little rat bastardess, you!   :x

I'm not entirely sure why you would willfully move to this state...

Then again, you're already married and older, so you're mostly immune to the horrors that are the young kids of NJ.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Signe on May 16, 2005, 02:07:36 PM
Older.   You just wound me with every word you say.

Why?   :cry:


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Strazos on May 16, 2005, 02:13:59 PM
I didn't say elderly damnit.

In the context of my statement, older = 27+.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Rodent on May 17, 2005, 04:19:49 AM

I'm not entirely sure why you would willfully move to this state...

Princeton, I really enjoyed living NJ so long as I didn't travel to far in any one direction. Kinda like in the Land of the Dead.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Signe on May 17, 2005, 06:04:07 AM
I live in Princeton, too!  Well, just outside.  No one really lives in Princeton.  A broken down garden shed will cost upwards of a million dollars.  And, yes, the only roads I take in New Jersey are the roads out.   Except for the University, nearly everything around here is new.  I've heard that just a few years ago, it was all woods or farm land.  I've never seen so much development in such a small area before.  When it rains, there is nothing to absorb the water... it becomes a sea of mud.  I reckon we'll be here less than two years before we take off again.  It'll probably be back to the UK, although I'm lobbying for Holland.


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Strazos on May 17, 2005, 10:53:42 AM
I'm still baffled as to why you would move here...


Title: Re: Infected (PSP) Trailer
Post by: Signe on May 17, 2005, 12:31:43 PM
My husband works in New Jersey at the moment.  Is there any other reason a woman would move here?  Well, except for the Bon Jovi fangirls, maybe.