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Primary League has been renewed. All of last year's participants should be getting emails today. If you do not want to play this year, post here. If you want to be an alternate in the Primary League, send me a PM. Slots will be offered as they are available based on the chronological order of PMs.

I have not chosen a draft time yet. I prefer late August. If any day around that time is bad, post here so I can try to accomodate.

I have no plans to change the scoring or roster this year, but anyone is free to make suggestions.

My team name is changing to Maximum Effort.

I'm in.

Same - I'm in.

I am returning!

I'm in as well.

The Invalids have returned for another year of mediocrity.

Someone has to populate 10th place, might as well be me.

Can't remember how I finished last year, so I'm in.

I'm in for whatever league has room, I know we usually have enough for 2 leagues.

In for a spot in the main league if one becomes available, otherwise the JV spot is fine.

I'm in. Might as well muck rake for another season.

I'm in for a league if there is room. My long time league with friends has been slowly dissolving and I am bailing on my work league this year so I'm looking for another one.

Main league was fully renewed.

Draft date is

Date: Wednesday August 31, 2016
Time: 8:30 pm EDT

I can adjust this if needed.

I'm due!

I am going to finish above double digits this year, I can just feel it. Beware.

I'm going to draft some guys who will get injured in preseason and I'll probably finish 8th or 9th overall.

In the Primary, I added RB and expanded the Flex to WR/RB/TE. Any objections? I had cut it to one RB back when we havd 14 teams. Now we are 12.

Uhh.. did I create the JV league? I don't think I did.  Do people want me to or does someone else want to do it? I'm not really into FF anymore.

I'll play in the JV if we have it, though I'm not sure we need it this year.

First!

I feel pretty good about my team, which means I'm doomed.

Goddamnit, did I forget about the draft?

EDIT: I did, I did forget about the draft.

Russell Goddamn Wilson as my starting QB. ZACH ERTZ. LAMAR MILLER. JEREMY LANGFORD. DEMARIUS I DROP EASY BALLS THOMAS.

And...

TWO...

2...

FUCKING...

KICKERS.

Welp, see you guys next year. Fuck me.

I accidentally drafted Josh Brown in another league, too.  The same day that additional allegations of domestic violence were made public.

Autodraft went early on kickers and defense, so you guys who missed it at least got the good Ds.

Apparently my QB is Blake Bortles. This will go well.

Dude, I picked up goddamn Dak Prescott off the waiver wire, because my backup to Russell Wilson is Marcus Mariotta. I am the magnet for shitty fantasy QB's.

Dak is the Real Deal.

I have to note that while people bitch about the autodraft, one of them is 3-0 so far.

Yes.  I also came in 1st last season with an autodraft.

I've supplemented my team quite a bit with free agents in both instances, but autodraft hasn't screwed me in a while.

I'm in the win column!  Maybe this year I reverse my longstanding pattern by starting out shitty and then getting awesome.

Hard to believe how lopsided the league is working out right now with so many 1-loss and 1-win teams.

Auto-draft has fucking killed me. I just can't put up a good team right now. Most of what I have is from the waiver wire. RB is particularly hard.

So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.

I'd like to take this opportunity to say "suck it" to all of you.

And when my team eventually implodes due to injuries, at least I'll have the 9-0 start to look back on fondly.

It's time to say "FUCK YOU, RUSSEL WILSON. FUCK YOU AND YOUR MAGIC CONCUSSION HEALING WATER."

Only time that motherfucker ever beats projections is when I don't start him.

Probably should've played Sneed, Rudolph and Adams as well.  Your bench rocked this week.

Yeah, I noticed. Snead has been underperforming for weeks, Adams is inconsistent (as is the whole Packers offense) and Rudolph was up against a better defense than Witten was. So who knew?

I have Russel on my bench most weeks and Rivers in the starting spot.  His injuries have just limited his upside too much, although I expect he will play better in the 2nd half of the season...enough to make me question who to start, anyway.

I stupidly had Blount on my bench last week as well (okay, not really stupid considering the defense he was up against).  That was nicely offset by Baldwin's three TDs!

The battle for final playoff slots is going to be bloody!

After what was probably my most successful fantasy regular season ever, I have now gone 1-7 in playoff matches over the last two weeks (four leagues, one bye).  The game I won this week was for fifth place.  God is dead, there is no justice in fantasy sports.

With authority.