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Title: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 17, 2014, 11:41:15 AM
001 - I fapped too hard (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Rrqo9qXSM)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 17, 2014, 01:33:06 PM
002 - Too much KFC was wasted when buying this... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Y-7gaVtkE)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: Kail on November 17, 2014, 07:15:08 PM
Are those the default settings?  That looks pretty awful.  Like, shockingly bad, I thought people were joking about this.  How can you have a staff of ten squintillion people working on visual design and none of them notice the characters look shellacked?

Also, lol at the bit when they're running to the portal and green fireballs are raining down around them.   You just know someone said "this needs to grab new players, we need to make this scene more EPIC" but they couldn't figure out a way to do that in a fantasy setting so they just said "fuck it" and gave the demons howitzers.


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: schild on November 17, 2014, 08:40:21 PM
This game is fucking awful lol


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 17, 2014, 09:20:29 PM
003 - We can't refund anymore :( (http://youtu.be/o5k88D_QpR4)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: Rendakor on November 17, 2014, 09:51:48 PM
Watched episode one. Needs more of this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAXwSiN0tto).


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: Cyrrex on November 17, 2014, 11:31:45 PM
They must have had access to some really amazing hair conditioner in this time period.  WTF is with that?


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 18, 2014, 12:19:30 AM
They must have had access to some really amazing hair conditioner in this time period.  WTF is with that?

Probably some graphic dev oversight.
It's ok, you set the mesh to High and it's fixed guise.


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 18, 2014, 01:07:59 AM
004: Quote Tree is a Giant Dong (http://youtu.be/uR2m2OlvPOo)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 18, 2014, 05:52:30 AM
005: Time for a Theme Song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FuqP_0XFjf8)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 18, 2014, 07:02:41 AM
006: Oh look it gets greener (http://youtu.be/sLYP_3bAoJw)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: Sir T on November 18, 2014, 08:47:36 AM
Ok. What. The. Fuck. This is an AAA title? How could they have gotten so much right with dragon age and so much here.

I blame Loriel, becasue they are worth it. *GLEAM*


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 18, 2014, 09:28:42 AM
Ok. What. The. Fuck. This is an AAA title? How could they have gotten so much right with dragon age and so much here.

I blame Loriel, becasue they are worth it. *GLEAM*

I've heard people in the industry compare video games to medieval cathedrals. Those massive structures required coordination from so many different disciplines: architects, masons, painters, mosaicists, glass blowers, sculptors. Video games must also fuse the talents of many different craftsmen and artists: composers, sound designers, level designers, systems designers, visual artists, animators, programmers, voice actors, writers and storytellers. Just like the Notre Dame, you can tell when all of those disciplines are meshing together to form a video game that will be remembered for a long time. Dragon Age: Inquisition is a masterwork. - Escapist 10/10


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 18, 2014, 03:59:43 PM
007 - Behold! The Leaning Tower of Pissant! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lL5o_kBU4I0)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: Comstar on November 18, 2014, 07:51:54 PM
I liked the music, but is the in game music so bad you need to play Skyrim, Baldurs gate, Fallout and something else?


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 18, 2014, 08:02:12 PM
I liked the music, but is the in game music so bad you need to play Skyrim, Baldurs gate, Fallout and something else?

Made me sleepy at some parts.
Fine, I'll put that in on next vid maybe.


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 19, 2014, 07:53:33 AM
008: Let me show you my toy box (http://youtu.be/0lWuiTtd4iA)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: Teleku on November 19, 2014, 04:24:06 PM
I liked the music, but is the in game music so bad you need to play Skyrim, Baldurs gate, Fallout and something else?
Kind of his thing.  He always adds in his own music in these, and it always makes it better.


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 19, 2014, 04:46:13 PM
009 - You are impressive. This is all bullshit. (http://youtu.be/p2j0TgN8bQA)
010 - I had enough  (http://youtu.be/vcXbiNefMiw)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: Merusk on November 20, 2014, 08:41:58 AM
Ok. What. The. Fuck. This is an AAA title? How could they have gotten so much right with dragon age and so much here.

I blame Loriel, becasue they are worth it. *GLEAM*

I've heard people in the industry compare video games to medieval cathedrals. Those massive structures required coordination from so many different disciplines: architects, masons, painters, mosaicists, glass blowers, sculptors. Video games must also fuse the talents of many different craftsmen and artists: composers, sound designers, level designers, systems designers, visual artists, animators, programmers, voice actors, writers and storytellers. Just like the Notre Dame, you can tell when all of those disciplines are meshing together to form a video game that will be remembered for a long time. Dragon Age: Inquisition is a masterwork. - Escapist 10/10


AAGGH..

The Mason was the Architect in the 1400s and was called the "Master Builder." Architect as a profession separated from the craftsmen didn't happen until sometime in the 1700s.  For Cathedrals he was the guy in charge and everyone else came in after-the-fact. No coordination, you built your tiles, frescoes and glass into what the masons gave you, as they were powerful men. (Which is why the 'secret society' group is called the Masons today)

Couldn't hold it in.


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 20, 2014, 09:06:09 AM
011 - Chant Kumbaya (http://youtu.be/H1FfUk0MHfI)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 21, 2014, 06:12:02 AM
012 - Lemme try to fix the combat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6iXrPu42v2Y)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 21, 2014, 06:36:13 AM
I've heard people in the industry compare video games to medieval cathedrals. Those massive structures required coordination from so many different disciplines: architects, masons, painters, mosaicists, glass blowers, sculptors. Video games must also fuse the talents of many different craftsmen and artists: composers, sound designers, level designers, systems designers, visual artists, animators, programmers, voice actors, writers and storytellers. Just like the Notre Dame, you can tell when all of those disciplines are meshing together to form a video game that will be remembered for a long time. Dragon Age: Inquisition is a masterwork. - Escapist 10/10

I. don't. even. Somebody at the Escapist wrote that? In earnest?

The groundbreaking for Notre Dame was in 1163 and it was completed in 1345. So I eagerly await the next installment in the Dragon Age franchise 182 years from now. Also if you're stupid or bold enough to compare someone else's work to building a cathedral you should at least be able to design non-glossy hair.


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 21, 2014, 07:23:35 AM
013 - Its party time (http://youtu.be/ByxyxoVmKRo)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 21, 2014, 03:02:21 PM
014 - Oh no more combat (http://youtu.be/onEyhmk-z00)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 21, 2014, 09:19:17 PM
015 - PAUSE UNPAUSE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=onEyhmk-z00)
016 - Many Hands were Waved (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q1Sjc4cD5xI)
017- FABULOUS! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EqjBUsrxwcs)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 22, 2014, 03:33:26 AM
018 - Earn P Spend P (http://youtu.be/iGOC1jZ_hL4)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 22, 2014, 04:10:19 AM
019: Eureka! (http://youtu.be/BqE5EhXsg0o)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 22, 2014, 08:23:01 AM
020 - We love you Fans!  (http://youtu.be/qaU-UeRw1qE)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 22, 2014, 02:50:42 PM
021 - Blast to the past (http://youtu.be/heN8C3L4d98)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 22, 2014, 07:57:51 PM
022 - I feel so rewarded (http://youtu.be/BRmC3qi00dw)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 23, 2014, 02:40:30 AM
023 - Tell me about Everything (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB-ckhjdPpk)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 23, 2014, 03:40:39 AM
024 - Load of Bull (http://youtu.be/NVnwrAZSEJI)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 23, 2014, 05:43:20 AM
025 - Congrats you won! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2i8V8XdKz8)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 23, 2014, 08:01:46 AM
26 - The End! (http://blogs.sacbee.com/dining/beard-papa-logo.jpg)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 23, 2014, 08:10:44 PM
027 - The Gib the keeps on Gibbing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfqlqjGd7M)
028 - How Baba is your Yetu (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk1v1tm8ESs)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 24, 2014, 05:54:04 AM
029 - Fort of Convenience (http://youtu.be/0aX8kmVIr2s)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 24, 2014, 08:43:10 AM
030 - First Day at Work (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=22fG7F17mQE)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 25, 2014, 04:03:53 PM
031 - Daily Life of the Inquisitor (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qs4js4a238)
032 - You must gather your power before venturing forth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzi-MJb42bs)
033 - It doesn't get any better than this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzi-MJb42bs)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 26, 2014, 07:58:45 AM
034 - Skyhold improves the game, Steve (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qJRwvs87TWs)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 26, 2014, 09:47:18 AM
035 - A whole new world (http://youtu.be/yzA2BK4ys4E)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 26, 2014, 07:32:29 PM
036 - The Lazy Ranger Spam (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT2d_J4HNZQ)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 27, 2014, 10:00:57 PM
037 - Running Late (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRdi4AuYP7c)
038 - This MMO lacks polish (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWwQp6GrOPc)
039 - Come Down Under (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpZBMW2JVc4)
040 - Dungeon Design 101 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMIdvWje6rE)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 28, 2014, 10:28:16 AM
041 - Exploding Dinosaur (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn9Gr3akFuM)
042 - Calling All Wardens (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9QHz0eG84I)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 29, 2014, 09:07:07 AM
043 - Fus Ro Dahhhhhhhhhhhhmmm son, this is bad. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4SFe8akljg)
044 - Pump and Dump (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP1P6meuTH4)
045 - I wake up in the morning and I wonder (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUKaXpWW3fwl)
046 - Le Plot De Intrigue (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9yP_rxAWOU)
047 - Order of Uninstall.exe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXSdmsz-KN0)
048 - Face McNuggets (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5__N4RGFxew)
049 - Right on the Da Plum (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uDBHlGUi7o)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 29, 2014, 08:08:37 PM
050 - You got a friend in me (http://youtu.be/sASvj_hoLbE)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on November 30, 2014, 09:32:40 PM
051 - This Sidetracking... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQbS1fqUY4o)
052 - Dragon Age: Cure for Insomnia (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNomjfsKuQU)
053 - In Derp, I'm sorry (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0uyZq6F4JQ)
054 - Cancelling my subs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYzMHH-JtwE)
055 - I do it for youuuuu (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjbq6QoEabw)
056 - I'll cut you m8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd_Wvc8z5Lc)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on December 01, 2014, 08:23:11 PM
057 - Can we go back to playing RPG? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DITcxm8qEKE)
058 - Pick up Books, Become Friends (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9nwi3Wz3NA)
059 - The Ding of the Golden Dong (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzJcUPltcfw)
060 - You don't pursue Loo Boo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SjLV8tMSuw)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on December 02, 2014, 07:26:09 PM
061 - The Fear of Boredom (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPz08y2XFNU)
062 - There is no Hope (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuFmbgqcta4)
063 - Post Fade Trauma  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO9bCV4Ylw4)
064 - Show me your Honor (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi7f4Mlh_Wg)
065 - The other honor! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYWwF7oOAMY)
066 - Have you passed? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOjMqyv4fg4)
067 - Not Man Enough (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj0Ep0K1LS8)
068 - Fuck this Gai Earth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi34oiw7tyw)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on December 03, 2014, 11:23:32 PM
069 - It's okay, we'll find new friends (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVcKBPYbHwE)
070 - We ride again, Kemosabe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVcWWxdP0LE)
071 - And I, you. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo-KQxEfgzA)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on December 05, 2014, 07:07:49 PM
072 - God of Horses (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJS5TZq6C6U)
073 - Seven Black Ops (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8x3r46zetw)
074 - Table Top Gaming (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjGblk-TKns)
075 - Go back to MMO Quest Design (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zWKLpRJ28Y)
076 - You cannot shoot at flying objects because balance (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf2gfDgIPbs)
077 - Ser Chicken De Crispeh (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1xBwCLral0)
078 - I want to go home...  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m_TEZ5I88Y)
079 - as soon as I got there. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br4xnOjcveI)
080 - Do I know you? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Df1RN9SbZM)
081 - Intrigue for Age 5 and Up (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3fTuo_Ihs0)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on December 06, 2014, 07:12:28 PM
082 - A Mytsery that solves itself (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cDh7faC6Cg)
083 - The World's Greatest Compass Detective (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ee9ndm4giw)
084 - I cry every time (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhWFg0tNytc)
085 - The Only Good Thing about him (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ0E65hNd2s)
086 - Five pieces of chicken (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etjLeZVUSXY)
087 - Slept at 9, Awake at 6 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whC-7SZlFc8)
088 - Highway to Sorrow (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3OaFY-9Di4)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on December 08, 2014, 12:34:07 AM
089 - Time for a Drink (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df6OtDTOpCQ)
090 - Don't Start Crying Yet (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8SxYhN52YE)
091 - Le Compass du Detective (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os9-jLdqGmM)
092 - Freedum Fighter (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQ5V1ebr5k)
093 - She's a goddess! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI2P0xM0vn0)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on December 09, 2014, 06:40:00 PM
094 - You bugged the raid, Steve (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_3WRS61Z0c)
095 - This time, don't DPS too hard. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMyJUBkFXe4)
096 - So happy it's over (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3kjMIKlWRc)


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: satael on December 10, 2014, 10:24:10 AM
Well done making it to the end.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: rk47 on December 10, 2014, 10:29:42 PM
Well done making it to the end.  :awesome_for_real:

Yeah man, tried giving the co-op another chance last night.
What the hell, it's worse than ME3.


Title: Re: Donotbuy Again: Inquisiton
Post by: satael on December 10, 2014, 11:33:58 PM
Well done making it to the end.  :awesome_for_real:

Yeah man, tried giving the co-op another chance last night.
What the hell, it's worse than ME3.

I have to agree. Tried it a few times but it was just like ME3 but with a worse "shooter" action and atleast the few different "missions" I play were just "corridor runs" with the last room being a wave spawn point.