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Title: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on August 12, 2013, 04:07:14 PM
I imagine this will be a lot of Xbox One news, but since we got a new gen coming may as well cut down on the "lol, xbone" threads that will pop up off and on since the laugh factory seems to keep on rolling.

Microsoft has spent $100 Million Earth Dollars on designing the XBox One controller.

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Microsoft has spent more than $100 million on designing the Xbox One controller. It sounds like an extraordinary sum, but that includes the design of hundreds of pad prototypes, thousands of hours of user research studies, and creating new tooling and construction facilities. The project dragged on for two-and-a-half years.

"The investments in redesigning a controller go into the hundreds of millions of dollars in tooling and R&D costs. Bearing in mind we started with something that people considered best-in-class, the pressure to do it right again was tremendous.

"Honestly, some of us felt like we were putting our career on the line. We were afraid we were going to burn through $100 million and come back with an under-developed controller.

(http://i.imgur.com/lsc4mdS.jpg)

Seems like a pretty good investment IMO.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on August 12, 2013, 04:10:00 PM
Kinect doesn't need to be plugged in for the console to work anymore! (http://kotaku.com/xbox-one-wont-actually-need-kinect-plugged-in-microso-1113142909?)

Trigger Warning: Kotaku

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Another backflip? Back in May, Microsoft said that you'll need have the motion-sensing Kinect plugged in at all times in order for your Xbox One to function, but now they're reversing course once again.
Related

The state of confusion around the new Xbox One console is such that we're delighted to bring you the news that Microsoft's next console has … Read…

We already knew that you could turn off the Kinect, but now Microsoft says it doesn't have to be plugged in at all. Speaking to IGN, Microsoft's Marc Whitten shared the news that the Xbox One will indeed work without Kinect.

"That said, like online, the console will still function if Kinect isn’t plugged in, although you won’t be able to use any feature or experience that explicitly uses the sensor," he said.

Asked just how "off" the Kinect can be, Whitten answered totally off.

"You have the ability to completely turn the sensor off in your settings. When in this mode, the sensor is not collecting any information. Any functionality that relies on voice, video, gesture or more won’t work. We still support using it for IR blasting in this mode. You can turn the sensor back on at any time through settings, and if you enter into a required Kinect experience (like Kinect Sports Rivals for instance), you’ll get a message asking if you want to turn the sensor back on in order to continue."
I'm kind of wondering if they needed to cut any functionality for this since they were pretty fucking insistent about the Kinect being necessary.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on August 12, 2013, 04:15:05 PM
Oh right, I mentioned Nintendo:

Iwata: Price isn't the reason the WiiU is selling like shit! (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/126733-Satoru-Iwata-Hardware-Price-Is-Not-Wii-Us-Problem)

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Lack of software is what's killing our console, says Iwata.

"If the price is actually an issue, then there is some contradiction between the current sales balance between the Basic and Premium versions of the Wii U," says Nintendo's Satoru Iwata. "The basic version should have sold a lot, but the fact of the matter is that people are buying more of the premium version. So the issue is not there." No, Iwata believes, the real problem is the lack of software, not the hardware price point, and the only solution is to bring out "a number of quality software titles."
Well, maybe you shouldn't have designed a previous gen quality console as a next-gen console and focused on another controller gimmick so ports are annoying to make for it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on August 12, 2013, 04:36:04 PM
Seems like a pretty good investment IMO.

All my years of exposure to designers have convinced me is there's a lot of naive people willing to pay way more money than they should for far too little result.  Designers are the flim-flam experts of the professional world, IMO.

Made worse when they only have to do "design development" and a guy who gets paid 1/6 of their bill (at best) has to figure out how to actually make the shit work.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on August 12, 2013, 04:41:29 PM
A lot of WiiU games get knocked for not using the pad enough. I wonder if every XB1 game is going to get knocked for not using Kinect? From what I can tell other than Kinect shovelware games like Kinect Sports / Adventures only 1 or 2 games in the launch window use it to any real degree. (Ryse and Fantasia)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on August 12, 2013, 05:00:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PoFIOeZ.png)




 :facepalm:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on August 12, 2013, 05:16:32 PM
A lot of WiiU games get knocked for not using the pad enough. I wonder if every XB1 game is going to get knocked for not using Kinect? From what I can tell other than Kinect shovelware games like Kinect Sports / Adventures only 1 or 2 games in the launch window use it to any real degree. (Ryse and Fantasia)

Of course they won't, even though that's the biggest flaw in the "must have Kinect!" plan.

It'll be the exact same scenario as the Wii waggle.  Maybe some token use from ports and only the owned devs and exclusives making any real use of it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: CmdrSlack on August 12, 2013, 05:36:09 PM
A lot of WiiU games get knocked for not using the pad enough. I wonder if every XB1 game is going to get knocked for not using Kinect? From what I can tell other than Kinect shovelware games like Kinect Sports / Adventures only 1 or 2 games in the launch window use it to any real degree. (Ryse and Fantasia)

If there is an updated version of the Your Shape fitness program, then it makes the updated Kinect worth it for me. If not, then I may have to look at the PS4 a bit more. Sony lost me last gen due to price point. The previous gen, I had both systems, but no kid.

Our 360 is our media box these days. We stream TV and movies, play games, and we would listen to music more often if the windows media center extender wasn't total shit. Maybe I am their target market. My gaming is split 50-50 with PC and console. I could get a Roku or whatever, but I have found a third party software solution that runs on my PC and streams to the 360.

Most of the Kinect games are shit. Your Shape works well, but it does suck at tracking sometimes, particularly when doing yoga and slower movements. It is not a game though. Our main use of the Kinect beyond fitness is voice command.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on August 13, 2013, 07:28:21 AM
Microsoft has spent $100 Million Earth Dollars on designing the XBox One controller.


Its like every now and then Microsoft likes to remind us how much money they have to throw around.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on August 13, 2013, 07:35:31 AM
They also spent $1,000,000,000 to buy Skype despite having working VOIP and video tech of their own they built to compete with Skype.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on August 13, 2013, 07:40:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PoFIOeZ.png)




 :facepalm:


Well, if you're going to preserve something from the old controller, why not go for the worst thing possible?



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Teleku on August 13, 2013, 09:57:05 AM
They also spent $1,000,000,000 to buy Skype despite having working VOIP and video tech of their own they built to compete with Skype.
Eh, Google ended up buying youtube despite coming out with google video first.  Sometimes its just worth it to buy a name (and the customers that come with it), even if you have similar tech already.

Not that I know if the Skype deal has made them any money.  All I know is that everybody on the planet still continues to use Skype for any sort of internet call/video, and the term to 'Skype' somebody has become as big a part of popular language as 'googling' something.  So it can't have been that bad of an investment.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on August 13, 2013, 10:01:04 AM
Yeah, It's easier to buy a market and brand than build one.  Probably cheaper, too, since you have to learn all the lessons they did and chip-away at marketshare while doing so.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on August 13, 2013, 10:13:05 AM
Yeah, It's easier to buy a market and brand than build one.  Probably cheaper, too, since you have to learn all the lessons they did and chip-away at marketshare while doing so.

Absolutely. Look at the Fedex/Kinkos buyout.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: ezrast on August 13, 2013, 11:23:01 AM
Holy shit, it took them $100 million but they finally figured out that making an 8-directional pad be circular makes not a lick of sense.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on August 13, 2013, 09:46:40 PM
IIRC Nintendo had a patent on the plus-style digital pad that ran out recently, which is why both MS and Sony have had terrible d-pads. I'm not sure exactly what the patent covers, so incompetence may be a factor as well.

360 controllers have terrible build quality. In game development you put a lot of wear and tear on controllers. I think about 80% of 360 controllers I used in development broke in some way - the analog stick suffered from permanent drift, a button got stuck down, etc. This is also why 360 games have huge dead zones on the sticks and very little actual analog throw. About a third of the theoretical range is unusable on a stick with decent wear and tear.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on August 13, 2013, 11:33:11 PM
Is it safe to assume that there is no compatibility between the old controllers and the bone?

And what about PS3 controllers on the PS4? 

I am really, really getting fucking tired dropping a small fortune on controllers and I can't think of one good reason that they shouldn't be compatible...


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Azazel on August 14, 2013, 01:53:44 AM
I'll just drop this  :facepalm: here as a general reply to most all of Microsoft's XBone shenanigans.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: sickrubik on August 14, 2013, 08:12:37 AM
IIRC Nintendo had a patent on the plus-style digital pad that ran out recently, which is why both MS and Sony have had terrible d-pads. I'm not sure exactly what the patent covers, so incompetence may be a factor as well.

Yes, Nintendo had a patent and it ran out. That played a big part of it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on August 14, 2013, 09:28:45 AM
While I like the 360 controllers, the damn analog sticks are built like ass. That rubbery shit they put on it wears off WAY too quickly then it becomes a thumbfucking machine of torture.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on August 14, 2013, 12:37:52 PM
Looks like the yield problem rumors were true: the Xbone is delayed in Belgium, Denmark, Finland, Netherlands, Norway, Russia, Sweden and Switzerland. They're trying to put it out at some point in 2014.

It's not like I wanted to buy the console anyway, but it's nice to know MS got my back.





Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: sickrubik on August 14, 2013, 01:05:06 PM
There is some talk that they may have needed some time to localize some of the changes they've made to the console as well.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on August 14, 2013, 01:11:19 PM
Holy shit, it took them $100 million but they finally figured out that making an 8-directional pad be circular makes not a lick of sense.

I still don't like it: (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/85916/nope.png)

I happen to like/don't know what's wrong with the PS3 d-pad.  Seems pretty similar to the NES one on the surface.  I didn't see any PS4 controller pictures that didn't come from Destructoid or Polygon so I'll let that lie for now.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on August 14, 2013, 02:55:58 PM
There's nothing wrong with the Playstation dpad. No fucking games use it except for ones you should be using a joystick with anyway.

The 360 dpad however, is literally hitler.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: ezrast on August 14, 2013, 03:47:48 PM
I like the PlayStation D-pad but I'd like it more if it were less mushy and more clicky. NDS D-pad is best D-pad imo.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on August 15, 2013, 09:21:07 AM
Nothing is clicky anymore.  We are all old.

There are some JP games that use the d-pad to do things like move around menus while the stick is reserved for moving your avatar.  Sometimes this is for no good reason, since the effect is that they simply prevent you from using the stick to navigate menus.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on August 15, 2013, 09:31:49 AM
I really enjoy the title of this thread because my dad DID actually work for Nintendo. Back in like 1988. :|


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on August 15, 2013, 10:07:40 AM
An Irishman's take on the console war:

http://www.gamespot.com/shows/the-point/?event=why-the-xbox-is-losing-20130814&tag=Topslot;Slot3


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on August 15, 2013, 12:15:57 PM
I enjoy this thread title because of the word "horseshit".


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: tazelbain on August 15, 2013, 12:20:45 PM
Tildas get me hot and bothered.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Kageru on August 15, 2013, 03:12:27 PM
An Irishman's take on the console war:

http://www.gamespot.com/shows/the-point/?event=why-the-xbox-is-losing-20130814&tag=Topslot;Slot3

That seems like a good analysis. Though I'd be happy to see some hardcore bleed onto the PC (even as a companion device) and Microsoft is also motivated by the strategic goal of becoming the front end to TV. They could potentially capture the softcore gamers and subscription income that way without really caring what the hardcore do.

I did like the comment that casual and soft gamers get put off by the catalogue of violence heavy titles on the consoles. I think that's probably true but easily missed.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on August 15, 2013, 04:43:44 PM
An Irishman's take on the console war:

http://www.gamespot.com/shows/the-point/?event=why-the-xbox-is-losing-20130814&tag=Topslot;Slot3
What game is this? :
(http://i.imgur.com/R3uhgwJ.png)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rasix on August 15, 2013, 04:44:59 PM
Looks kind of like Geralt (white pony tail, 2 swords) in the saddle there.  So, Witcher 3?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on August 15, 2013, 05:01:13 PM
Ah yes you're right. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_127455723&feature=iv&src_vid=c0i88t0Kacs&v=TZ_G6XiHoUA)

Maybe I'll have to go back and play Witcher 2 even though I didn't much care for it.  I really liked the first one.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on August 19, 2013, 01:12:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/i7shJaI.jpg)

Buy the Xbox One folks, it has literally everything you hate about gaming!!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on August 19, 2013, 02:17:50 PM
Also Games for Windows Live is being shuttered, which apparently will render some games that use it unable to save progress or buy content now.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on August 19, 2013, 02:27:33 PM
Also Games for Windows Live is being shuttered, which apparently will render some games that use it unable to save progress or buy content now.

Underscoring my deep hatred for these DRM schemes.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: koro on August 19, 2013, 06:54:23 PM
Also Games for Windows Live is being shuttered, which apparently will render some games that use it unable to save progress or buy content now.

Are you sure? The GFW Marketplace  is being shuttered, along with similar Xbox stuff, but I haven't heard of GFWL, the authentication service, being closed.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on August 19, 2013, 07:15:50 PM
I'm pretty sure it's breaking the GFWL stuff period. Age of Empires online for example is gutted by it; you won't even be able to save your game anymore unless they fix it.

(http://i.imgur.com/xCVlXx5.png)

Seems like the whole thing to me.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: UnSub on August 19, 2013, 07:30:02 PM
"1/3 of titles announced are brand new franchises"

So much wrong in one statement. So much.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Pennilenko on August 19, 2013, 08:29:18 PM
"1/3 of titles announced are brand new franchises"

So much wrong in one statement. So much.

Agreed.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Kageru on August 19, 2013, 08:55:03 PM

Death of GFWL means I might buy dark souls... and I think there were one or two other titles with the same infection I wanted.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on August 19, 2013, 09:25:38 PM
Didn't Fallout 3 require GFWL as well? I think that's the game that made me install it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: rk47 on August 19, 2013, 11:19:51 PM
Also Games for Windows Live is being shuttered, which apparently will render some games that use it unable to save progress or buy content now.

Fuck GFWL . I hope it never makes a return. EVER.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on August 19, 2013, 11:28:01 PM
One year from now? Aww nuts, I was hoping they'd shut it down right now.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on August 20, 2013, 12:17:48 AM
I'm less hyped for the XBone than I was for the Wii.

Edit: Also, GFWL. Surely the shit-addled spark that ignited the idea of Origin. Burn it all down. All of it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on August 20, 2013, 01:56:03 AM
There was a video of the "Fighter Within" Kinect XB1 game from Gamescom that was up for about 10 minutes and is now made private. It's exactly what you'd expect from a Kinect fighting game - a completely unresponsive laggy mess.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: rk47 on August 20, 2013, 02:23:25 AM
What is it with these new 'interactive' gameplay bullshit that most companies don't realize will not sell at all?
How much money do they have to waste before they realized they can't turn a turd into gold.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on August 20, 2013, 05:11:50 AM
Didn't Fallout 3 require GFWL as well? I think that's the game that made me install it.

Not that I recall, but Warhammer 40k does.  I think Bioshock did as well which was what got me to pull the trigger, but this list isn't clear on which required it and which just had features.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Games_for_Windows_titles



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on August 28, 2013, 09:55:18 AM
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/08/28/us-nintendo-pricecut-idUSBRE97R0U920130828

$50 Price cut for the WiiU, and a new weirdass version of the 3DS literally called the 2DS. It's the 3DS with the 3d portion stripped out. Fucking lol

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Japanese game maker Nintendo Co will launch a new and inexpensive handheld gaming device and offer a $50 price cut for its 32GB Wii U console in North America and Europe this holiday season in a bid to reverse weak sales and woo gamers back to its offerings.

Dubbed the "2DS" and priced at $129.99, the new addition to Nintendo's 3DS range will go on sale on October 12 and play 3DS and DS games with 2D graphics, as its name suggests...

...To boost Wii U sales, the company will sell its 32GB deluxe version for $299.99, down from $349.99 starting September 20, Fils-Aime said.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on August 28, 2013, 10:02:06 AM
It's not just a 3DS with no 3D -- it's flat like a tablet, not a clam shell.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on August 28, 2013, 10:32:19 AM
Hmm.  Whatever.

This is probably a good thread to complain about MS converting my Family Pack to individual Gold accounts.  There are quite a few Q and A pairs in the FAQ, but like most FAQs it should be called "Frequently Answered Questions" because I'm left to assume that I'll now be paying for three separate Gold accounts instead of the somewhat-cheaper Family Pack.  Or will I just cancel one or two?  I suppose it depends on if the canceled account can play local co-op or not.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: luckton on August 28, 2013, 10:36:19 AM
I don't understand...they're designing a DS handheld for pre-7 year old that can play all of the games, if not a majority of them designed for, the 7+ year old crowd.  This just seems silly.

Side note: Wind Waker HD's getting a week head-start for digital download sales  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on August 28, 2013, 10:37:21 AM
I don't understand...

Some people don't like 3D or don't want to pay a lot for a handheld.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: luckton on August 28, 2013, 10:47:25 AM
That sounds like something up my alley, but I still want the clamshell design to protect the screens.  Why can't they just rip the 3D out of the 3DS chassis and sell that instead?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on August 28, 2013, 10:49:06 AM
I thought the same thing but quickly decided that it is cheaper to manufacture without the hinges.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Quinton on August 28, 2013, 05:22:11 PM
I thought the same thing but quickly decided that it is cheaper to manufacture without the hinges.

One review implied that it was using a single LCD panel with the bezel maintaining the classic 2-display look.  A single panel design probably is simpler in quantity (minimizes control logic, power supply, flex or wire harness, etc) and would, of course, make a hinge unworkable. 


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nightblade on August 28, 2013, 07:28:34 PM
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/08/28/us-nintendo-pricecut-idUSBRE97R0U920130828
Dubbed the "2DS" and priced at $129.99, the new addition to Nintendo's 3DS range will go on sale on October 12 and play 3DS and DS games with 2D graphics, as its name suggests...

...To boost Wii U sales, the company will sell its 32GB deluxe version for $299.99, down from $349.99 starting September 20, Fils-Aime said.
[/quote]

It's as if they're taking ideas directly from gamefaqs forums at this point.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on August 29, 2013, 03:43:17 AM
My favorite thing about the WiiU Price Drop is that Iwata insisted like...a week ago that the price was not the issue. Welp!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on August 29, 2013, 09:46:24 AM
He did make a compelling argument.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Phred on August 29, 2013, 05:07:31 PM
Didn't Fallout 3 require GFWL as well? I think that's the game that made me install it.

Not that I recall, but Warhammer 40k does. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Games_for_Windows_titles



Fallout 3 is in the 2008 section. 10 down


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on August 29, 2013, 10:59:27 PM
My favorite thing about the WiiU Price Drop is that Iwata insisted like...a week ago that the price was not the issue. Welp!

I think that when the library of games is as restricted as it is, then price is an issue automatically.  I read something yesterday about the Madden 25 anniversary edition, and there was a throwaway comment about how they didn't bother to create a version for Nintendo this time around.  When the ultimate example of copy/paste shovelware can't be arsed to make a version for your console, you are in deep shit.  I was kind of aghast.  What it boils down to, then, is that if the console in question only has a limited number of 1st party games that are worth a damn, then it costs me more as a gamer.  The more games you get to experience on the console, the more value you get from that console.

I am thinking about getting a Wii U; for the Wind Waker remake, for whatever new Zelda game is coming next year, for Mario Kart.  I suspect that there will be far too many 3rd party titles that I will want that will NOT be coming out on Wii U (the Madden example is not one of them) and I will end up buying one of the other next gen consoles as well.  That makes the Wii U really fucking expensive.  Price is a huge issue.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on August 30, 2013, 10:32:09 AM
Didn't Fallout 3 require GFWL as well? I think that's the game that made me install it.

Not that I recall, but Warhammer 40k does. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Games_for_Windows_titles

Fallout 3 is in the 2008 section. 10 down

I don't recall having to have a GFWA account when I played and a quick search seems to indicate it was a later edition to the game and that it can also be disabled.  In 40k it can't be.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 30, 2013, 10:36:17 AM
I think it was disabled in the Steam version due to the crashes it caused.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on August 30, 2013, 11:08:17 AM
Didn't Fallout 3 require GFWL as well? I think that's the game that made me install it.

Not that I recall, but Warhammer 40k does. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Games_for_Windows_titles

Fallout 3 is in the 2008 section. 10 down

I don't recall having to have a GFWA account when I played and a quick search seems to indicate it was a later edition to the game and that it can also be disabled.  In 40k it can't be.
I bought the physical box CE for Fallout 3 at launch and had to use GFWL.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rasix on August 30, 2013, 11:09:53 AM
I remember using it.  And I have it on Steam.  But that could have been purchased later (for pennies). :|  Not that I'm ever going to play Fallout 3 again, anyhow.  I liked it, but if I'm going to replay a recent Fallout, it's going to be New Vegas.   In fact, I just might once my new PC is assembled.  All of this talk is making me want to play.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on September 04, 2013, 07:20:58 AM
XBONE dropping Nov 22 (US) and PS4 dropping Nov 15 (US).

If anyone cares.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on September 04, 2013, 10:02:55 AM
Has anyone quipped "a week late and a hundred dollars short yet"?  Phew.

There was one of those news articles today where the press basically just quotes a company's press release, it was about how Microsoft had "sold out" of preorder machines.  Can I assume this has more to do with their manufacturing troubles limiting the supply than a huge number of actual preorders?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on September 04, 2013, 10:19:25 AM
The important question is, will my weeaboo games be on the PS4?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on September 04, 2013, 11:36:23 AM
The Xbox One also I guess got a slight clockspeed boost from 1.6ghz to 1.75.

Nice but a lot of the "inside rumor" stuff suggested Microsoft was having heat issues with the One so who knows?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on September 04, 2013, 01:14:44 PM
Anyone who buys an XBox on release day deserves what they get.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on September 04, 2013, 04:30:03 PM
The important question is, will my weeaboo games be on the PS4?
Yea, but probably not for a year or two in the US.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ingmar on September 04, 2013, 05:19:26 PM
Anyone who buys an XBox on release day deserves what they get.

People seem to be shitting themselves over Titanfall, I think it is going to sell fine.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on September 04, 2013, 06:39:21 PM
Anyone who buys an XBox on release day deserves what they get.

People seem to be shitting themselves over Titanfall, I think it is going to sell fine.
That's going to be on PC too.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on September 04, 2013, 06:59:53 PM
Anyone who buys an XBox on release day deserves what they get.

People seem to be shitting themselves over Titanfall, I think it is going to sell fine.

Duebro shooter with mechs. Color me thoroughly uninterested, though I'm sure it'll sell a squajillion copies and further ruin video games.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: rk47 on September 04, 2013, 09:06:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Btrgo50.jpg)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on September 04, 2013, 09:33:00 PM
We need a symbol for us facist PC users to get behind.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on September 05, 2013, 02:21:08 AM
I'm pretty stoked about Titanfall.






...please don't break my arm.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Hoax on September 05, 2013, 07:09:23 AM
Stoked to play it on PC...


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on September 05, 2013, 08:04:15 AM
What I don't get is just how Microsoft could manage to fuck this up at all.

All they'd basically had to do was to state that there will be a new XBox this year and Kinect will be included in the box and that it's on par with the PS4 performance-wise.

All they had to do at their event was to

- tell people there will be a new XBox
- tell people that Kinect is included
- tell people that Kinect is improved
- tell people that they can control their TV or cable box with the XBox
- keep your mouth shut about all of the DRM bullshit
- show the new call of duty

It baffles me. It baffles me that they allegedly didn't know that Sony was planning a PS4, when basically everyone else did and you can't keep such things secret for long. It baffles me that they included all of that unnecessary bullshit in their PR and presentation that confused people and diluted their message. It baffles me that they hadn't considered making things easier for Indie devs, when that shit is basically easily integrated and done with no fucking effort whatsoever. Just tell devs that they no longer need an actual publisher and reality check and adapt the fees and you're done. Everybody talks like helping indies was such a huge effort, no fucking way. All they need is a relatively cheap dev platform and access to the store without the need for publishers and without ridiculous transaction fees.
Why fuck with a winning formula? Why e.g. change the controller (except maybe the battery compartment) when it's already being heralded as the best there is?

I cannot wrap my head around that. It was basically a done deal. It required a real effort by a lot of people to fuck this up as badly as they did. If they hadn't done anything at all they'd have fared better than they did. Even if they had to scramble because Sony had caught them on the wrong foot, they could have easily launched six months or a year later than the PS4 and would have had a real chance to still come out ahead of the PS4

1. Announce the new XBox
2. Sell it
3. Profit!

As things are the last few months have shown that Microsoft basically has little clue about, well, everything.

They don't seem to know what their competition is up to, even when their projects are already rumored about in insider circles. (Also you can't really keep a project on the scale of a new console secret for too long. Sony had to talk to suppliers, developers and contractors long before the announcement was made or the rumors started)
They don't seem to know much about their own ecosystem or about what concerns their developers. The blanket dismissal of indie developers is proof positive that they don't.
They don't seem to know how their own customers use their console or they simply don't care
For a global brand and for a system that needs a global customer base and mindshare to succeed it's entirely to US centric

I know I repeat myself but how could this happen? And they still have no grasp on things it seems. We've had the E3 and the Gamescom was only last week, why announce the launch date one week after one of the major industry events of the year is over? If there is a valid reason for that why don't you use PAX to do it instead? (Same question goes to Nintendo for announcing the 2ds after the gamescom ended)

What were they waiting for? Tokyo game show? I heard a rumor that until it was clear that Sony made efforts to launch a PS4 nobody at Microsoft had even begun work an a next generation XBox. Why the hell not? I'd expect them to at least have plans for HW and/or SW in development somewhere even if they're not planning to release anything short term, like every other fucking company out there.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: sickrubik on September 05, 2013, 08:12:35 AM
Announcing the release date for the Xbox One not at a show is probably one of the biggest non-story stories I've seen in a long while.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on September 05, 2013, 08:24:12 AM
Microsoft is a giant, unwieldy company still bloated on old glories suckling at a dying teat and filled with old men. That's how it happens, Jeff.

I haven't had a sense of hunger, drive or desire from the company since '04 at least.  Just a plodding 'stay on this path. It's served us well' approach with tentative feelers in to other revenue streams that's going to kill them in the end.  Seems to be the story for a lot of tech companies after 20-30 years.  Looking at ways to monetize what you know well and is old hat vs. keeping up to date.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: rk47 on September 05, 2013, 08:43:48 AM
Yeah.
Funny picture time.

This thread's depressing.

(http://nbnl.globalwhelming.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/25.jpg)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on September 05, 2013, 08:58:18 AM
Announcing the release date for the Xbox One not at a show is probably one of the biggest non-story stories I've seen in a long while.

Maybe. You're missing out on lots and lots of free PR and press coverage though.

For example: Sony announced the launch date on the first day of Gamescom which led to literally every news medium out there to cover it even if just in passing with a small news item. Every major newspaper over here mentioned it, even the 8 o'clock news on frigging public television (average viewer age 60) had a news item about it. Microsoft announced the launch date a week later and even a significant number of game related internet news sources haven't covered that yet. Case in point was the last giant bombcast. At one point the guys basically talk about the XBox launch with one guy asking if MS has yet announced a release date and when another tells him that they already did more than one of them basically says that they hadn't heard of that fact yet.

I'd fire the company that handles my PR at that point.

It also would have taken them no effort at all. A venue like gamescom would be head over heels to give MS a half hour or hour for the announcement, they wouldn't even need to have their own booth and basically every news outlet that covers the trade show would have put it next to the Sony announcement in their news coverage.

Our PR people would be over the moon if they had an opportunity to so easily reach a lot of people that you'd otherwise have to spent a significant marketing budget to get to.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: sickrubik on September 05, 2013, 09:09:12 AM
You're right, I haven't seen anything about the XBox release date at all... wait, that's not true at all.

I understand your overall point, and don't disagree, but the extent with which you (and some others) seem to think that this is some big mistake seems a bit... much.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on September 05, 2013, 09:27:49 AM
Big mistake it's not and if it were the only thing MS had done in recent months it probably would have mattered even less. As it stands a lot of companies think that in the age of the internet trade shows and industry events are no longer as important or relevant as they were a decade ago.

It's another supposed 'misstep' in a whole string of perceived ar actual mistakes both big and small though. It's the 'MS already did this and this and that and now even the announcement is odd and seems misplaced' kind of thing. They could use any positive buzz they can get and with the way they mad ethe announcement it is less likely to hit as many outlets as they would have hit when the yhad announced it at a big industry event.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rokal on September 05, 2013, 09:47:26 AM
It baffles me that they included all of that unnecessary bullshit in their PR and presentation that confused people and diluted their message.

The Connected Vision was supposed to be a selling point, not a non-starter. They were caught by surprise when consumers saw it as a huge negative. There's some serious kool-aid drinking going on in Redmond.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: sickrubik on September 05, 2013, 10:08:12 AM
Big mistake it's not and if it were the only thing MS had done in recent months it probably would have mattered even less. As it stands a lot of companies think that in the age of the internet trade shows and industry events are no longer as important or relevant as they were a decade ago.

It's another supposed 'misstep' in a whole string of perceived ar actual mistakes both big and small though. It's the 'MS already did this and this and that and now even the announcement is odd and seems misplaced' kind of thing. They could use any positive buzz they can get and with the way they mad ethe announcement it is less likely to hit as many outlets as they would have hit when the yhad announced it at a big industry event.

Well, I don't really see it as a misstep. They haven't lost any media coverage. I've seen it on the news and on the internet blogs/etc. I'm not sure why you would say they lost media coverage on this.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on September 05, 2013, 10:13:40 AM
Xbox, get in the way of my football with useless features I can get anywhere else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmD0vPOd5Rk


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on September 05, 2013, 11:55:18 AM
Who the fuck puts their giant, expensive television on the goddamn open air roof?  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on September 05, 2013, 12:07:18 PM
Please, their servants are well trained.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on September 05, 2013, 12:08:57 PM
We have an outdoor TV that's huge in Colorado, and it's good against rain, snow, and sub 20 temps.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ingmar on September 05, 2013, 12:13:25 PM
Anyone who buys an XBox on release day deserves what they get.

People seem to be shitting themselves over Titanfall, I think it is going to sell fine.
That's going to be on PC too.

While true, there's a large segment of market that only games on consoles, and it won't be on the PS4. I think it doesn't sell as well as Sony's this time around probably overall, but it isn't going to be a disaster, it will do fine.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on September 05, 2013, 01:37:27 PM
I think if rumors of Microsoft's manufacturing issues are true, we can expect a good bit of hardware failure in the first gen - even though the hardware is almost identical to the PS4. And if that happens, my God, will I be laughing my ass off.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on September 09, 2013, 06:40:10 AM
Better marketing from Sony.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWplhhktgqs



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on September 09, 2013, 06:55:27 AM
It's never really fair to show foreign commercials to other countries. Especially Japanese commercials. Even weird 4:32 long ones.

I thought the Greatness Awaits thing was pretty good.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on September 09, 2013, 07:23:12 AM
Yeah, that was a pretty slick campaign.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on September 09, 2013, 08:09:43 AM
Alright, there's my weeaboo.

If MS comes up with a way to cause a hamstring injury for Peterson, I'll consider buying one.  How's that for fantasy football? :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on September 09, 2013, 09:10:48 AM
They also announced a Vita TV which is a 100 USD streaming device that lets you stream PS4 games to a different TV I think.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on September 09, 2013, 03:07:35 PM
You can also use it to play Vita games on a TV. There's a $150 bundle as well that comes with an 8g memory card and a dual shock 3 controller.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on September 10, 2013, 05:55:43 AM
Did they hire some old Nintendo dude to come up with that shit?

I do enjoy my GameCube GameBoy Player, though.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on September 10, 2013, 02:03:55 PM
Here's a toxic dose of "Games Journalism".

Trigger warnings: Kotaku, NeoGAF

Dev claims PS4 ~50% faster or thereabouts, Microsoft pushes back on NeoGAF. (http://kotaku.com/game-dev-claims-ps4-is-more-powerful-but-microsoft-pus-1284635124)

Not copying/pasting the whole thing but this article features the phrase:

Quote
Penello—a frequent NeoGAF poster—has been talking about this quite a bit for the past few days. One of his more interesting posts came just this morning:

~A frequent NeoGAF poster~

Speaking as Fabricated, a frequent F13.net board poster: NeoGAF is for fucking tossers and devs really, really, really shouldn't post there.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on September 10, 2013, 02:23:42 PM
Not that I like to defend Kotaku, but it's clear you didn't read the whole article. From the third paragraph, emphasis mine:
Quote
Microsoft executives were quick to shut this down. Microsoft spokesman Larry "Major Nelson" Hryb and director of product planning Albert Penello have been denying Chmielarz's claims on Reddit and NeoGAF, telling message board viewers that no, the disparity really isn't that wide.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on September 10, 2013, 02:25:10 PM
Not that I like to defend Kotaku, but it's clear you didn't read the whole article. From the third paragraph, emphasis mine:
Quote
Microsoft executives were quick to shut this down. Microsoft spokesman Larry "Major Nelson" Hryb and director of product planning Albert Penello have been denying Chmielarz's claims on Reddit and NeoGAF, telling message board viewers that no, the disparity really isn't that wide.
I did. I was commenting on the frequent poster part.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on September 10, 2013, 03:07:40 PM
As a frequent f13 poster, I don't give a shit which performs better. Neither is going to be "worth it" for at least a year and based on Microsoft's continued dick-tripping, the Bone will never be worth the money.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Maledict on September 10, 2013, 03:26:56 PM
Anyone who buys an XBox on release day deserves what they get.

People seem to be shitting themselves over Titanfall, I think it is going to sell fine.
That's going to be on PC too.

While true, there's a large segment of market that only games on consoles, and it won't be on the PS4. I think it doesn't sell as well as Sony's this time around probably overall, but it isn't going to be a disaster, it will do fine.

It's a timed exclusive - it will be on the ps4 at some point.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on September 18, 2013, 06:38:57 PM
Look at the size of that power brick.
(http://i.imgur.com/ho5lBwS.jpg)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on September 19, 2013, 01:58:30 AM
Oh no! They still cling to that inane power brick with the shitty noisy, annoying little fan? The power brick that has spawned a whole accessory sector selling you less shitty replacement power bricks where the fan inside doesn't sound like a chainsaw attached to a dentist's drill.

The 360 is a decent console at least in the second to last hardware revision which I own but that power brick is the thing that annoys me the most about the whole product. The power brick and that shittastic huge ass proprietary plug they use to connect it to the console. The power brick that fucks up your whole idea of hiding and managing your cables to not have your living room look like the bargain bin of a best buy with cables hanging everywhere and which is in most often louder than the rest of the console because of the tiny, tiny fan.

This thing has been a shitty idea for the 360 and it will still be shitty for the Xbone.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on September 19, 2013, 07:44:59 AM
It gets quiet when you wrap it in a towel.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: UnSub on September 19, 2013, 08:59:40 AM
It gets quiet when you wrap it in a towel.

Many things do.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on September 19, 2013, 09:00:10 AM
Not cats.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: shiznitz on September 19, 2013, 01:22:48 PM
Not at first anyway.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on September 25, 2013, 05:30:54 PM
Video Games.
(http://i.imgur.com/MY3oceh.png)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on September 25, 2013, 06:06:55 PM
Either way you go, PepsiCo wins.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Stormwaltz on September 25, 2013, 06:17:55 PM
Video Games.

THIS IS WHY WE VIDEO GAMING.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on September 25, 2013, 06:47:33 PM
Obviously forty-year-olds with IBS don't play games.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: rk47 on September 25, 2013, 10:01:00 PM
IF I Buy DORITO I GET XBONE FOR FREE?  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: sickrubik on September 25, 2013, 10:06:49 PM
Either way you go, PepsiCo wins.

PepsiCo doesn't own Taco Bell anymore. They spun that out awhile back, late 90s as I recall.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Teleku on September 26, 2013, 12:34:18 AM
True, but as part of the spin-out, YUM! Brands owned chains only carry Pepsi products.  So they still win, heh.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on September 26, 2013, 03:41:23 AM
I also thought their shares were still majority owned by Pepsico, but could be totally wrong.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on September 26, 2013, 07:30:39 AM
Legally separate corps can have the same meat-based owners.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Soulflame on September 26, 2013, 09:08:26 AM
Wait.  If corporations are people, and people own corporations, isn't that a violation of the 13th amendment?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on September 26, 2013, 10:49:22 AM
True, but as part of the spin-out, YUM! Brands owned chains only carry Pepsi products.  So they still win, heh.

That must be why all Taco Bell sodas are utter, vile pisswater.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on September 30, 2013, 11:40:43 AM
Ipsos and Reuters commission a poll (online, so take with a grain of salt even if it's from a proper polling firm) and the Xbone might be in a bit of trouble.

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2013/09/survey-on-next-gen-console-purchases-may-spell-trouble-for-xbox-one/

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While many hardcore console gamers have already preordered a PlayStation 4 or Xbox One, more casual gamers and eventual holiday shoppers are still making up their minds which next-generation console (if any) they'll buy. The two consoles will be released one week apart in November, and a poll commissioned by research firm Ipsos and Reuters is a bit of unwelcome news for Microsoft.

Just 15 percent of survey respondents said they were going to snap up an Xbox One, compared to the 26 percent who said they were planning to buy a PS4. And when it comes to the younger crowd, the news gets worse for Microsoft. Only 27 percent of survey respondents under the age of 40 anticipate getting an Xbox One, compared to the 41 percent planning to buy a PS4. Both consoles have seen strong preorder interest in the US since their unveiling.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ingmar on September 30, 2013, 12:48:09 PM
To put that in perspective, 27% is over double Apple's global market share of the smartphone market (13% last I looked) and I don't think there's a lot of hand-wringing about Apple being doomed yet. I'm not sure the sky is exactly falling here, especially since the article also states there's 'strong' preorder interest.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Teleku on September 30, 2013, 01:32:15 PM
But that's a different business model.  Apple makes a bunch of money on each phone it sells.  It marks that shit way the hell up for a hefty profit margin, and make a lot of money selling the phones.  Xbox machines themselves have had slim to no profit margins for the last two gens as I recall.  They make the money off of selling games and services.  Which requires you have a large user base to make money.

I still think the reports of the death of Xbox are highly exaggerated, but I don't think Apple is the best comparison.  However, unless they found a way to increase the profit margin of the systems themselves quite a bit, MS needs to have a significant user base to make money.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nightblade on September 30, 2013, 02:01:26 PM
Holy shit, it took them $100 million but they finally figured out that making an 8-directional pad be circular makes not a lick of sense.

I still don't like it: (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/85916/nope.png)

I happen to like/don't know what's wrong with the PS3 d-pad.  Seems pretty similar to the NES one on the surface.  I didn't see any PS4 controller pictures that didn't come from Destructoid or Polygon so I'll let that lie for now.

Can someone just attach a pair of analog sticks to a freaking Saturn controller, please?

Please?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on September 30, 2013, 02:23:27 PM
Saturn is a failed console. Why would we ever copy things from it?!  :drill: :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on September 30, 2013, 07:09:57 PM
The PS3 d-pad is certainly better than the 360 one but the directional buttons are too small (as is the whole controller actually). I used it recently for Rayman Origins and while it is rather precise it made my fingers hurt after only a short time of play because the pressure of your finger is applied to such a small area. I never owned a Saturn (or any Sega console) so for me the best d-pad will probably always be the one of the Super Nintendo controller.

My all time favorite controller would be one where you have the bumpers and triggers of the 360 Controller, the analog stick of the Nintendo 64 (which I remember being better even than the 360 one but that can just be nostalgia) and the d-pad and buttons from a Super Nintendo controller. As much as I like what Sony has achieved with the Playstation brand, I never liked the PS2/PS3 controller very much.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on October 26, 2013, 08:17:19 PM
Oh yeah the current thing that gamers are arguing over is a NeoGAF topic where some "industry insiders" basically said that the Xbone version of the new Call of Duty runs at 720p while the PS4's version runs at 1080p. Scandal!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on October 27, 2013, 02:51:02 AM
Well, to be fair it is fairly scandalous. Cod is not exactly a graphical powerhouse and you could buy an actual pc for the price of an xbone. I think the latest scuttlebutt is that their engine is unable to use the special RAM thingy on the xbone.

edit: actually the really sad part is that there are legions of supposed games journos who know all this stuff but are hamstrung by NDAs because they can't think of any other way to survive than being an extension of corporate marketing strategy. Caveat emptor as always.

edit2: on the bright side, I'm feeling really good about my decision to pass on both consoles for now. I have a backlog a mile long and if anything new and incredibly good comes out, it's guaranteed to be the best on PC.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Maledict on October 27, 2013, 03:48:58 AM
Oh yeah the current thing that gamers are arguing over is a NeoGAF topic where some "industry insiders" basically said that the Xbone version of the new Call of Duty runs at 720p while the PS4's version runs at 1080p. Scandal!

Um, I'm not sure why you think this is silly. There is a solid point behind this.

COD is, after GTA, the biggest gaming release of the year. It's an absolutely massive, massive game that will drive sales.

For one of the supposed next gen consoles to be running in the same resolution as the last gen is significant. It shows something is fairly fucked up with the xbone development environment or the power of the console, but either way we shouldn't be seeing differences like this in multi-platform launch titles and it can very easily harm the xbones potential sales - it costs more and delivers less is hardly a winning campaign.

The fact all journalists seem to be gagged from talking about this, or even reviewing the Xbone version of games does seem to be quite ridiculous.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on October 27, 2013, 09:12:55 AM
For hardcore gamers it's an issue; particularly if you play competitively (okay yeah stop laughing I think it's funny to play console FPS titles "competitively" too) since FPS/resolution actually have a pretty distinct effect on how well you can play.

I just wonder if the general gaming public would even notice. I'd notice for sure, and I think THE big ticket/marquee title of the new generation basically running like shit on the Xbone pretty clearly underlines what I've said about the hardware differences mattering...

...but will most people even give a shit?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on October 27, 2013, 09:35:26 AM
also what the fuck is this about

(http://i.imgur.com/R4zUykK.png)

I guess this is some dude from Polygon and I guess the issue is supposedly that publishers are flying reviewers in to review their games now instead of mailing out review copies?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on October 27, 2013, 11:18:14 AM
Sessler used to be on the G4 video game review shows. Not sure what the fuck he is on about, but I don't really give two shits about his opinion anyway.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on October 27, 2013, 11:39:42 AM
For hardcore gamers it's an issue; particularly if you play competitively (okay yeah stop laughing I think it's funny to play console FPS titles "competitively" too) since FPS/resolution actually have a pretty distinct effect on how well you can play.

I just wonder if the general gaming public would even notice. I'd notice for sure, and I think THE big ticket/marquee title of the new generation basically running like shit on the Xbone pretty clearly underlines what I've said about the hardware differences mattering...

...but will most people even give a shit?

The masses did buy 1080p TVs to replace their perfectly good 720p ones. It's pretty tragic if they don't even know why they got 'em.




Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on October 27, 2013, 01:31:41 PM
I'm willing to bet that in a blind test 90% of people wouldn't be able to tell the difference between 720p and 1080p unless there was some weird anti aliasing that only occured due to up/down scaling.

It's almost as bad as this utter bullshit 240 hertz nonsense.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on October 27, 2013, 02:45:06 PM
I'm willing to bet that in a blind test 90% of people wouldn't be able to tell the difference between 720p and 1080p unless there was some weird anti aliasing that only occured due to up/down scaling.

It's almost as bad as this utter bullshit 240 hertz nonsense.

(http://i.imgur.com/I6HBr5Q.jpg)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: calapine on October 27, 2013, 02:48:59 PM
I'm willing to bet that in a blind test 90% of people wouldn't be able to tell the difference between 720p and 1080p unless there was some weird anti aliasing that only occured due to up/down scaling.

It's almost as bad as this utter bullshit 240 hertz nonsense.

I don't think these two examples are really comparable.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on October 27, 2013, 03:02:32 PM
ALMOST


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Maledict on October 27, 2013, 05:31:47 PM
Whether they can tell the difference doesn't really matter. The message going out is that the PS4 is better and cheaper. Exactly what that means matters less than the fact you pay less, get more and get all that PS4 exclusive content which seems to be being advertised absolutely non-stop in the UK.

Simple message that Microsoft seem to be struggling to counter.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on October 27, 2013, 05:40:36 PM
Destroying competitors who have better and cheaper products is one of Microsoft's specialties so while I think the PS4 will win this generation you can never count Microsoft out.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on October 27, 2013, 08:12:37 PM
EVERYONE WHO CARES ABOUT THIS IS A BAD PERSON


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on October 27, 2013, 10:48:14 PM
For someone that basically ranted all day that 'something really really apocalyptic for games journalism happend but I won't/can't tell you' he has made quite a fuss over the interwebs. Gamer nerds all over the internet are hacking away at their keyboards starting a million threads about what this guy could possibly mean. Current pet theory is that Sony somehow shuts down game journalism with the release of the PS4.

I on the other hand had to actually google this guy because I had never heard his name before. Why is it always guys from third rate internet 'game sites' no one has ever heard of that have their psychotic breaks all over twitter and reddit?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on October 28, 2013, 01:47:35 AM
Oh yeah the current thing that gamers are arguing over is a NeoGAF topic where some "industry insiders" basically said that the Xbone version of the new Call of Duty runs at 720p while the PS4's version runs at 1080p. Scandal!

The "industry insiders" at NeoGAF are hilarious.

I mean, let's take someone like myself. I currently have a development kit for a certain system sitting right next to me. I have all the relevant documentation for the system, including a bunch of super sekret infoz about it. If I wanted info on the other consoles I could just become a developer for them and get it, or ask somebody I know.

I know of a lot of secret stuff - game projects that were cancelled, game projects that have yet to be announced. Everybody who works in the game industry has a lot of secret info, about their own employer and other employers as well. You interview a guy and he tells you about a project that isn't going to be announced for another year. An old co-worker of yours gets a new job and tells you about what he's working on. So these "industry insiders" with essentially zero actual information must be like friends of friends of friends of a guy who works in the mail room. That's the level of information they possess - lower than that of anyone who works in the industry.
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Now as far as 1080 vs 720 - higher resolution is higher and that's strictly better. People used to say that the human eye couldn't distinguish between 30 and 60 FPS, that they eye couldn't distinguish between 24-bit color and 32, or that you couldn't tell the difference between AV and S-VHS cables on an SNES. Now they say that at X distance on Y-sized screen you can't tell the difference between 720 and 1080 - bullshit. These claims are always bullshit.

The human eye and brain are pretty fucking good at seeing stuff.

Quote from: Miasma
I'm willing to bet that in a blind test 90% of people wouldn't be able to tell the difference between 720p and 1080p unless there was some weird anti aliasing that only occured due to up/down scaling.

If you sat someone down to examine the two and asked which was 720 and which was 1080 many would fail, but if you let them play both for a while and the asked which looked better I suspect most people would guess the 1080 one.

The 240hz thing is funny. People used to seriously say that you couldn't tell the difference between 30 and 60 hz - even though that is easily proven false. Not only is that false but you can definitely tell the difference between 60 and 120 as well. Can a person tell the difference between 120 and 240? I've never tried myself but I wouldn't be surprised. (Note: not talking about 120/240 auto motion smoothing crap, which is a different beast from just higher refresh rates)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on October 28, 2013, 03:35:56 AM
Are you trying to tell us that this gen will be even more terrible than we think?  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on October 28, 2013, 03:41:17 AM
I thought you couldn't even use the 120/240hz mode for games due to input lag?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on October 28, 2013, 04:00:01 AM
More GAF shit, only you don't have to read GAF to see it since he didn't get "mod approval"!

http://doddscientifics.com/2013/10/28/xbox-one-os-and-xbox-live-issues-bouncing-about-as-we-approach-launch/

Hey devs: This is why you should abandon NeoGAF and never post there. I'm not saying post here even; make your own private forum if you want to talk shop and motherfuck your bosses or the beancounters or something.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on October 28, 2013, 06:11:57 AM
Well I don't know, the way the industry wants the consumer to buy everything sight unseen and often with outright misrepresentation of the product, is not making me sympathetic.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on October 28, 2013, 07:05:29 AM
I thought you couldn't even use the 120/240hz mode for games due to input lag?

The 120/240 mode on a TV introduces lag and it works by interpolating frames, which gives things a video / soap opera look. It also gives some people headaches.

A tv that refreshes at 120 or 240 needs the underlying source to also refresh at that rate to be meaningful. No tv signal or game does that right now.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on October 28, 2013, 08:36:56 AM
edit: actually the really sad part is that there are legions of supposed games journos who know all this stuff but are hamstrung by NDAs because they can't think of any other way to survive than being an extension of corporate marketing strategy.

Do you mean "supposed legions" or "supposed games journos" ?

I'm likely to wait as well.  I don't know what's a new exclusive that I have to have, plus the backlog (I'm still playing PS2 games), and plus I think Gran Turismo 6 is PS3.  Also plus, I've only played one game on my WiiU and I sort of want to make use of it.

Just FYI on televisions: I've been playing Demon's Souls on a 120Hz television and I don't have any lag issues.  Of course, it's not a first-gen 120Hz television.  Also, everyone can easily tell the difference between 60Hz and 120Hz.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on October 28, 2013, 08:42:10 AM
I mean people who are supposed to be games journalists (but act more like PR people). Was that bad English? Sometimes Finnish grammar worms its way into my English.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on October 28, 2013, 12:14:36 PM
Perfectly fine English, which is vague enough to allow my word jokes.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on October 28, 2013, 03:23:36 PM
And now IGN is on it  (http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/10/28/call-of-duty-native-1080p-on-ps4-720p-on-xbox-one?zeta_id=16100434&utm_source=Targeted%20Blasts&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=COD+native+next+gen_21318_1174369_1174379&utm_content=16100434) :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: UnSub on October 29, 2013, 04:43:17 AM
Sessler used to be on the G4 video game review shows. Not sure what the fuck he is on about, but I don't really give two shits about his opinion anyway.

I'll always remember Sessler for saying how he didn't understand how TV ratings worked, and blaming his exit from G4 on stations being too focused on ratings and not how great the show was.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on October 29, 2013, 08:33:14 AM
:oh_i_see:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: calapine on October 30, 2013, 06:44:22 PM
Infinity Ward confirms: CoD Ghost is 720p on XBox one and 1080p on PS4.

(http://i.imgur.com/amvOFEQ.png)

I am greatly enjoying the drama.  :grin:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on October 31, 2013, 02:27:26 AM
PS4 seems to have this incredibly weird feature where you can only listen to music through their subscription service. No MP3 support or anything. The more think about our entertainment overlords, the more evident it becomes that if they achieve a customer friendly experience, it's at worst by accident and at best by trial and error. Their own ideas are not suited for home use.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: UnSub on October 31, 2013, 05:57:04 AM
PS4 seems to have this incredibly weird feature where you can only listen to music through their subscription service. No MP3 support or anything. The more think about our entertainment overlords, the more evident it becomes that if they achieve a customer friendly experience, it's at worst by accident and at best by trial and error. Their own ideas are not suited for home use.



Sony works in silos and whoever is high up on the Movie / Songs totem pole has pulled rank on the PS4 silo. Or so I guess.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on October 31, 2013, 12:58:07 PM
Do people commonly listen to music on their game consoles?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on October 31, 2013, 12:59:59 PM
I know custom soundtracks and background music are a thing, but I don't know how many people do it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ingmar on October 31, 2013, 01:10:31 PM
Uh, it goes beyond music. There's no DLNA support, which means no streaming content from a PC to your PS4. Movies, whatever.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on October 31, 2013, 01:14:43 PM
Supposedly one of the top PS division dudes from Japan answered people requesting DLNA support on twitter that they'll look into it and consider it. Who knows. I never used my PS3 like that but kind of a stupid thing to not have.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on October 31, 2013, 01:57:20 PM
I've never done any of that either, but my PS3 and PC are hooked up to the same TV so it's not something I need. Regardless, removing features in a next gen system is a stupid move.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Quinton on October 31, 2013, 02:32:40 PM
Uh, it goes beyond music. There's no DLNA support, which means no streaming content from a PC to your PS4. Movies, whatever.

Which is obnoxious, but the PS3 was so particular about containers and codecs I gave up on trying to stream content to it, eventually just using a PC.  Having to transcode or re-container everything was just a mess.

Shortsighted nonetheless.  Sony's content arm has resulted in a lot of braindamage in their consumer electronics over the years.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on October 31, 2013, 04:28:49 PM
I think these features are relevant to like 0.1% of people.

I don't understand why I'd stream media to a PS4. The PS4 isn't an output device, what does streaming a movie to the PS4 accomplish? To actually watch the movie you need a display, so why not stream directly to the display or just watch on your PC?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ingmar on October 31, 2013, 05:01:56 PM
Watching on your PC isn't much of a family solution, and the reason you stream to the console is because the console and the PC are connected to your network while the TV generally isn't. Newer TVs have wireless and apps built in, so that's an option if you have one, but a lot of people do not.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Quinton on November 01, 2013, 11:41:48 AM
Ideally I'd like less junk in the living room.  The PS3 does great with dvd, bluray, netflix, and amazon video -- but that doesn't cover *all* media I might want to watch on the TV.  My TV does have some internet/streaming crap, but it's all horrible clunky samsung junk that I want nothing to do with -- all I want the TV to do is reliably display video from the console or PC.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on November 01, 2013, 03:06:47 PM
There's a video comparison (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XqWRACk2zY) between the graphics between PS4 and XO for Battlefield 4 if anyone wants to see for themselves.  Note that the ps4 is running only at 900p while the XO is at 720p.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 01, 2013, 03:34:33 PM
Terrible comparison video, but I can't see any difference except there's more jaggies and flickers on the Xbone.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: CaptainNapkin on November 01, 2013, 07:17:13 PM
720 vs 1080 or whatever? Take your console money, upgrade your PC, plug that baby into your TV/projector/large screen display device of choice and laugh at the graphics/performance of the new gen consoles. Find a closet to hide in and weep for 5 minutes over the 1 or 2 good titles that never make it to PC in the next 8 years, then come out and give the finger to MS and Sony while sipping some Pappy Van Winkle with the money you saved from not buying both consoles.

If I actually scrolled back through this thread I'm sure I'd find I didn't just say anything that hasn't already been said many times over.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on November 01, 2013, 08:23:53 PM
This is a slightly better comparison video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWzkw32amOM). Blue line is PS4 framerate, Green line is Xbox1.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 01, 2013, 08:57:40 PM
Why is the (so we're calling it the XO now?) so much darker in both videos?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trouble on November 01, 2013, 09:05:58 PM
Uh, it goes beyond music. There's no DLNA support, which means no streaming content from a PC to your PS4. Movies, whatever.

Which is obnoxious, but the PS3 was so particular about containers and codecs I gave up on trying to stream content to it, eventually just using a PC.  Having to transcode or re-container everything was just a mess.

Shortsighted nonetheless.  Sony's content arm has resulted in a lot of braindamage in their consumer electronics over the years.

PS3 media server is how I streamed *everything* to my TV. DLNA sucks complete ass, essentially works at random around 30% of the time. I'd pay for a PS3 simply to get something that PS3 media server works on. If that shit doesn't work on PS4....well then PS3 will be my media box.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 01, 2013, 09:40:34 PM
Why is the (so we're calling it the XO now?) so much darker in both videos?

Difference in configuration and full/limited range HDMI output.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Mrbloodworth on November 04, 2013, 09:18:51 AM
Why is the (so we're calling it the XO now?) so much darker in both videos?

Difference in configuration and full/limited range HDMI output.

They also, by default, adjusted the contrast to hide some things.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on November 06, 2013, 09:02:30 AM
If people wanted to get Wii U for the holidays, I can't figure it out but this seems like a good deal:

http://www.rakuten.com/prod/wii-u-32gb-black-deluxe-set-w-super-mario-u-super-luigi-u/256845224.html

Basically WiiU Bundle+2 games for $260.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on November 06, 2013, 09:38:54 AM
That's just the standard Wii U Delxue Set for $39 off the regular price:

http://www.nintendo.com/wiiu/buynow/


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 06, 2013, 10:08:56 AM
They have offered those bundles for quite some time now.

There's the Zelda WW HD branded deluxe Wii U with a Wind Waker styled gamepad and a download code for Zelda:WW HD in the box, the Mario/Luigi branded deluxe version that contains copies of Super Mario Brothers U and Super Mario BrothersLuigi U (part of Nintendo's 'year of Luigi', yes that's a thing) and also a Monster Hunter branded Wii U that contains - you guessed it - a copy of Monster Hunter.

As far as I know the differences between a normal Wii U and the deluxe version are:

white (normal) vs. black (deluxe)
8GB (normal) vs 32 GB of storage (deluxe)

deluxe version contains a Wii sensor bar, a console stand and a gamepad stand in addition to the power brick and charger
normal version only contains power brick and charger.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on November 06, 2013, 12:08:18 PM
That's just the standard Wii U Delxue Set for $39 off the regular price:

http://www.nintendo.com/wiiu/buynow/


Still, that's like 15% off.

Edit: Aaaand it's gone.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 06, 2013, 06:23:39 PM
It's pretty astonishing just how much PR effort is spent at the moment decrying the notion that the PS4's clear psrformance advantage matters. Gaming sites and mags are running whole interview features about 'why game devs stopped worrying and loved the XBox One'. A significant portion of the games media is basically trashing the PS 4  by presenting the issue as if performance doesn't matter. Only featuring studios that develop XBone exclusives.

I can't remember when mags have been that partisan even going so far as to defend MS for issues the PS3 got criticized for at launch.

What's happening here?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 06, 2013, 06:39:32 PM
The Wii U deluxe also comes with a Pro Controller IIRC and a 10% credit back program on digital purchases for a year I think.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on November 06, 2013, 07:48:45 PM
What's happening here?

MS has lots and lots and lots more money than Sony, along with the usual "gaming journalism" payola.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on November 07, 2013, 09:12:23 AM
In the end the PS4 will likely end up getting a reputation as having the superior versions of multi-platform ports among the consoles due to hardware superiority and more importantly having better tools (which devs have openly said are better) and that'll be that.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 07, 2013, 10:00:12 AM
Well apparently Microsofts entertainment division is still bleeding cash so I guess that the XBone has to be a success.

http://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-earns-2-billion-per-year-from-android-patent-royalties-2013-11 (conjecture but interesting nonetheless)

Choice quote: "Sherlund says that if you back out the Android profits, Microsoft is probably losing $2.5 billion on Skype, Xbox, and Windows Phone. Of that, $2 billion in losses are attributable to the Xbox platform."

Also: "For the past few years, Microsoft reported the revenue and operating losses of Entertainment and Devices, which was the group that housed Xbox, Windows Phone, and those Android royalty payments. That group always seemed to be profitable, but Sherlund says it's largely because of the Android money."

If that's true then  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: dusematic on November 07, 2013, 01:31:02 PM
The Wii U deluxe also comes with a Pro Controller IIRC and a 10% credit back program on digital purchases for a year I think.

Wii U Deluxe does not include a Wii U Pro controller.  It does have a 10% cash back program for digital purchases, or at least it did before the price drop.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on November 07, 2013, 02:27:19 PM
Some of the original Wii U Deluxe bundles, like the one with ZombieU, did include the Pro controller. The current Deluxe bundles do not.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on November 08, 2013, 09:52:29 AM
lol

Quote
If you unbox and turn on an Xbox One on November 22nd, make sure you have an internet connection nearby. Microsoft has revealed that a day one patch for its upcoming next-gen console will be a requirement to play games and access basic apps on the console. "Functionally, you will be able to do very little without taking the day one update," said Microsoft’s senior director of Xbox product management Albert Penello in an interview with Engadget recently. Out of the box you can do “nothing” according to Penello. “You need the Day One update.” Microsoft confirmed Penello's comments to The Verge. "An initial, one-time system update is required for your Xbox One to function," says a Microsoft spokesperson.

The day one patch, expected to take around 15 or 20 minutes to download, will update the Xbox One to the latest dashboard operating system.
Just fyi the PS4 can play single-player disc-based games on day one with no update, and if you don't have an internet connection where the console is the PS4 has the same feature the PS3 did where you can download the update from their website, put it on a USB thumbdrive, and install it that way.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on November 08, 2013, 10:46:43 AM
 :facepalm:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 08, 2013, 01:57:00 PM
Launch day patch mandatory --> server crash --> nobody can play

Perfect!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nightblade on November 08, 2013, 02:01:04 PM
Launch day patch mandatory --> server crash --> nobody can play

Perfect!

Demand far exceeded our expectations. Thank you for your patience, or:

bend over just a little bit farther...


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 08, 2013, 02:23:30 PM
"We don't know how the servers crashed and the hackers got your CC info... I mean, it was all encrypted so please settle down and buy a Zune."


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on November 08, 2013, 02:32:25 PM
Download in progress, 1% complete. Estimated time remaining: 15 minutes.
8 hours later...
Download in progress, 3% complete. Estimated time remaining: 4 days.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 08, 2013, 02:32:52 PM
I'd like to hope it crashes their cloud and brings down everything but they routinely push out Windows updates to eleven jazillion computers so it will be fine.  Especially considering how few machines they were able to build and put on sale for launch day.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 09, 2013, 01:29:44 PM
So some retailer accidentally shipped a bunch of XBones early and MS promptly started bricking consoles with permabans. An unboxing video got DMCA'd. Their PR only just wised up and Major Nelson is now doing damage control on Neogaf and trying to get the bans reversed.

 :uhrr:

http://kotaku.com/and-heres-another-guy-who-seems-to-have-an-xbox-one-a-1461279632


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on November 09, 2013, 04:50:08 PM
The day one patch shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.  They announced a day one patch would be required way back when they announced they were stripping out the DRM.

*edit* IGN has a 17 minute dashboard walkthrough if anyone is interested: http://www.ign.com/videos/2013/11/08/xbox-one-dashboard-walkthrough and a 12 minute demonstration by microsoft (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhe6jV-APwM)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 09, 2013, 05:52:09 PM
We knew there would be a day one patch, we didn't know that the system was unusable in any way until it was over.  You can't bring it home, put a disk in it and start playing, video games don't work.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on November 09, 2013, 11:17:25 PM
The Xbox One is out soon?

meh

whatever


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on November 10, 2013, 05:11:00 AM
Actually canceled my PS4 preorder too.

Just couldn't get excited about this stuff.  Maybe next year.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nightblade on November 10, 2013, 07:44:05 AM
Actually canceled my PS4 preorder too.

Just couldn't get excited about this stuff.  Maybe next year.

Come on dude don't you want to play ...

... ... ... ... ...

... ... ... ... ...

... ... ... ... ...

...Knack............?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on November 10, 2013, 09:41:45 AM
Actually canceled my PS4 preorder too.

Just couldn't get excited about this stuff.  Maybe next year.

Come on dude don't you want to play ...

... ... ... ... ...

... ... ... ... ...

... ... ... ... ...

...Knack............?

Basically.

I was trying to psych myself up to Killzone but I'm a FPS-PC guy first, so FPS on consoles generally resound in a meh from me.

So it was a few indie games that sounded interesting and that was it until the Japanese PS4 release, when there's a bunch of games that looked interesting.

Shit, I might buy a WiiU.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Job601 on November 10, 2013, 10:12:34 AM
I have a three-year old, a beefy pc and no interest in ps4 exclusives.  I'm hoping there will be a good deal for a Wii U on black friday.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nightblade on November 10, 2013, 10:36:03 AM
There is literally one (maybe 2) launch/launch window titles I'm interested in playing, and unfortunately I'm not shelling out 500 dollars for a box to play Killer Instinct and Dead Rising 3 (The latter of which has adopted the "everything is brown" approach to visual design).

Jesus, when was the last time a console release was actually exciting? N64? PS2?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 10, 2013, 11:10:55 AM
If you had signed up early enough to get a launch day unit you could have resold it for one or two extra hundred bucks.

I put my name on the ps4 wait list thinking I'd buy Assassin's Creed for it and maybe Knack.  But now I've seen a side by side ps3/ps4 comparison video of AC4 and they look the same to me so I don't know.  I'm sure I'll buy one eventually so I may as well get it now I guess.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on November 10, 2013, 11:53:41 AM
Is that true Miasma? I definitely will have a day 1 PS4 (preordered it like 5 minutes after preorders were available), but the more I think about it the more I know there will be literally NOTHING I will want to play on it for a good 6 months, so I was wondering "what's the point?". At the same time, since I will certainly buy a PS4 later (and not so late) I thought "why should I cancel since I am getting it anyway?". So I started wondering if I should wait cause launch units are certainly gonna have more issues then the ones coming a few months later, and then again "but maybe my older unit will have some cool features that will get stripped off later ones", so I really can't decide.

But of course, if I can make money out of the preorder I should totally go for it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 10, 2013, 12:07:19 PM
They're going for between five and six hundred on ebay now, many of those people bought it online and will just change the shipping info so they don't have to pay for that either.  Not much time before stuff starts shipping so it could be risky.  I have no idea what will happen to the prices once they ship.

It's not like you can get crazy money for a console like launch day for xbox 360 and ps3 because the most hardcore were able to preorder this time.

Edit:  Don't make any financial decisions based on my half assed research.
Edit2:  There is a fair bit available on PS+ that aren't actual boxed games.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Quinton on November 10, 2013, 02:17:09 PM
What I've seen of the ps4 launch titles has not excited me so far, but I haven't canceled my pre-order, figuring it'll replace my ps3 as bluray/dvd/netflix/amazonvideo box and as with last generation, the playstation exclusive stuff will be more interesting to me than the xbox exclusives.  On the other hand there were fewer games I bought and played on ps3 than ps2, and that may shrink further on ps4...


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on November 10, 2013, 07:57:04 PM
The Xbox One is out soon?

meh

whatever
The PS4 unboxing video is a recreation of the unboxing vid for Random Access Memories. Heh.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 11, 2013, 03:04:59 AM
Console launches are almost always terrible. If you're buying a system on day 1 it's mostly likely it's because you like the concept of being a day 1 owner. With Sony and MS I'd be weary just for hardware reliability issues. You know there is going to be a hardware revision that is some combination of quieter, smaller and less prone to breakage in the not too distant future.

It's amazing that Mario 64 was a launch game. It was one of the first 3D platforming games, one of the first games to use an analog stick, and still one of the best 3D platformers of all time. Nailing it that well right out of the gate was insane. Meanwhile Knack probably isn't as good as Mario 64.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 11, 2013, 03:51:07 AM
Firstly I'd like to say that MS's PR department seems to be in full on containment mode and seems to be hellbent on fixing some of the initial PR clusterfuck. Everywhere op-eds are popping up being apologetic about MS's efforts. They either offer a 'comparison' of the PS4's and XB1's specs with the focus being heavily on the XB1, exclusively showing XB1 footage and only quoting MS executives (just look at the most recent Ars Technica op-ed http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2013/11/the-xbox-one-and-ps4-share-similar-specs-but-the-devils-in-the-details/ to see an example of what I mean) or they outright dismiss the powerformance difference as being not noticeable.

Lastly for a sector that obsesses about graphics and system performance and that outright dismissed the Wii and Wii U for being sub par and 'not next gen' it's actually beyond ridiculous. It's silly that they now adopt the talking points of a vocal fraction of gamers who've always said that gameplay > graphics and that have been largely maginalized by the press just because their favourity console hasn't the upper hand. You usually only see that amount of cognitive dissonance with full blown schizophrenics.

I've finished WW HD yesterday and I still have access to a Gamecube and the original version of Wind Waker so I thought I'd do a little experiment of my own. Since most of our gaming media are suddenly of the opinion that a 50% performance advantage of the PS4 over the XB1 doesn't matter, that a resolution increase from 720p to 1080p is 'not really noticeable' and that gamers shouldn't be too focused on the graphics because 'it's the game that matters not the graphics' I thought I'd compare WW classic and WW HD on the same TV at the same viewing distance.

Yeah the comparison is ridiculous but what the hell. Also according to our gaming media pundits the WiiU is just a 'cranked up Gamecube' anyway so probably not that much more powerful and 'resolution doesn't matter', so there really should be no difference between the GC and WiiU version of that game, right? Unsurprisingly though the game is so much better looking on the WiiU that it's not even funny anymore. Well, duh! Everyone except the gaming media is inclined to expect that anyway, so what's the deal? After all if you compare a VW beetle to a BMW 3-series you tend to notice the difference.

The deal is that not only are the graphics significantly improved, so much in fact that the game looks more like a real cartoon than a computer game (I mean that as a compliment) and not only that the game runs at 1080p which is 7 times the number of pixel of the original 480p/i GC version because that's pretty much expected and obvious. It's the improvement in fidelity and clarity of the picture that is most noticeable. As a person that has bad vision and is far from the perfect 20/20 vision most game developers obviously assume people have I struggle with many current gen games if I have to play them at the normal viewing distance from couch to TV in my living room.  Even though I own a 46'' TV and I'm only sitting 3m/10 ft. from the TV. I should notice the graphical improvements even less because at my vision and at that distance, at least according to general consensus, the added resolution shouldn't matter. (According to the lit. you'd need a 50'' screen to actually notice the resolution increase from 720p to 1080p at distances of 3m or more)

That's where for me the updated graphics really shine though. The picture clarity and fidelity is so much bettter on the WW HD version that I actually can play it while sitting on the couch instead, in contrast to of a lot of 360/PS3 games where I have to inch closer to the TV to be able to make out everything.

Well irrespective of the obvious point that the added performance could also be put into other gameplay elements like improved AI etc. you could do a lot of things on a graphical level that would make things better for the player even for multiplatform titles that usually are the same games on all platforms and even if you stayed at the same resolution the XB1 version does. You could add more effects, you could increase the detail level of models and textures, you could use additional shaders, increase the viewing distance, add FSAA and anisotropic filtering etc. or you could up the resolutio and still offerthe same graphics as the XB1 at 720p.

All of these things will be noticeable. You might not actually 'see' the pixels of a 720p version at your viewing distance (btw that's the ONLY thing about the'resolution increase isn't noticeable' that's actually true) but the added fidelity and clarity of the picture and the better overview an increased res might give you will be. Even on multiplatform titles that usually only vary in the graphics feature sets among platforms and keep the gameplay the same.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 11, 2013, 09:26:32 AM
my eyes


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on November 11, 2013, 09:29:15 AM
Console launches are almost always terrible. If you're buying a system on day 1 it's mostly likely it's because you like the concept of being a day 1 owner. With Sony and MS I'd be weary just for hardware reliability issues. You know there is going to be a hardware revision that is some combination of quieter, smaller and less prone to breakage in the not too distant future.

It's amazing that Mario 64 was a launch game. It was one of the first 3D platforming games, one of the first games to use an analog stick, and still one of the best 3D platformers of all time. Nailing it that well right out of the gate was insane. Meanwhile Knack probably isn't as good as Mario 64.

Once again, as an owner of multiple launch PS3s, PS2s, PSPs and PS1s, my sample size of like 13 or something dismisses the fact that Sony has reliability issues. They're just as reliable as Nintendo has been over time. The only reason I'm even responding to this is you clumped it in with Microsoft who makes literal shit disguised as hardware.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Bann on November 11, 2013, 10:05:08 AM
What are people eventually excited to play on a next gen console? The only console game on my game radar right now is darksouls 2 in march, and thats coming out for ps3/360. The only thing so far I've managed to get somewhat excited for is a few passing references to a twitch app on ps4. I'd really like the idea of watching some dota2/lol matches on my tv instead of reruns of shows I've already seen all the episodes of while eating dinner (realistically) or working out (hypothetically.) Someone point me at a game or 2 coming down the pike before I just spend my next gen console money on a HTPC instead.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on November 11, 2013, 12:25:59 PM
I'll tell you what I played on PS3 that justified the purchase. Note these are all games I couldn't have played on a PC (or not before a long awaited possibly mediocre port), which is still my favourite gaming machine, and pretty much express why I want a "next gen" console.

- Disgaea 3
- Disgaea 4
- Gran Turismo 5
- Final Fantasy 13
- Grand Theft Auto 4
- Soul Calibur 4
- Demon's Souls
- Heavy Rain
- Dark Souls
- Journey
- Catherine
- Dragon's Dogma
- Beyond: Two Souls
- The Last of Us

These are the ones I completed and loved. Of course I am not counting all the other games I have played extensively and enjoyed a lot but were somehow less important and/or I could have played on some other system, like Pro Evolution, Madden, NHL, Midnight Club and many more. It might look like not much but it was more than worth it for me. For the PS4 I am looking forward to Gran Turismo 7, Dark Souls 2, the next Quantic Dream, the next Naughty Dog, and then the usual amount of Japanese things I will absolutely love but could not predict.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 11, 2013, 01:24:56 PM
(http://brutalgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/reggie-wiiu.jpg)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nightblade on November 11, 2013, 03:26:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RYdqd4Y.jpg)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on November 11, 2013, 03:50:29 PM
So much  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on November 11, 2013, 04:17:19 PM
What are people eventually excited to play on a next gen console? The only console game on my game radar right now is darksouls 2 in march, and thats coming out for ps3/360. The only thing so far I've managed to get somewhat excited for is a few passing references to a twitch app on ps4. I'd really like the idea of watching some dota2/lol matches on my tv instead of reruns of shows I've already seen all the episodes of while eating dinner (realistically) or working out (hypothetically.) Someone point me at a game or 2 coming down the pike before I just spend my next gen console money on a HTPC instead.

Not I, but the son was excited to get a Wii U so much that I let him buy it himself.  He's all jazzed to play Rayman, Scribblenauts, the Lego games, etc on it.  Neither he nor the daughter give two squirts about the PS4 or Xbone, so I get to pocket funds this gen.

I bought the PS3 for God of War, FF14 & 14-2 for the wife and Soul Caliber.  I own a total of 20 games (I just counted) 4 of which are Lego or Assassin's Creed variants the daughter bought.   It was not a good investment, I'm going to skip this gen.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 12, 2013, 01:57:10 AM
Lastly for a sector that obsesses about graphics and system performance and that outright dismissed the Wii and Wii U for being sub par and 'not next gen' it's actually beyond ridiculous. It's silly that they now adopt the talking points of a vocal fraction of gamers who've always said that gameplay > graphics and that have been largely maginalized by the press just because their favourity console hasn't the upper hand. You usually only see that amount of cognitive dissonance with full blown schizophrenics.

In this case it's multi-platform games being compared, so "gameplay vs graphics" doesn't even factor in. It's graphics vs graphics with the same gameplay for both versions.

I think there are a lot of reasons why this is happening, including MS being a US-based company, being better at cupping the balls of the press, the press being antagonistic just for the sake of it, etc - but it clearly is happening. All last gen we heard about how the 360 was better because the mutli-platform games were better on it and thus even multiplats were differentiating strengths.

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All of these things will be noticeable. You might not actually 'see' the pixels of a 720p version at your viewing distance (btw that's the ONLY thing about the'resolution increase isn't noticeable' that's actually true) but the added fidelity and clarity of the picture and the better overview an increased res might give you will be. Even on multiplatform titles that usually only vary in the graphics feature sets among platforms and keep the gameplay the same.

The whole "you can't tell the difference" thing is a straight up lie. Anyone with working eyes can tell the difference.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 12, 2013, 01:58:04 AM
my eyes

Huh?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 12, 2013, 02:12:22 AM
Ha, Sony handed out free PS4's with personalized engraving to all the journos, who predictably flocked like kids getting free candy. Embarrassing pics and tweets ensued:

(http://abload.de/img/screenshot2013-11-11a7wpou.png)

(http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/341/i3m7.jpg)

(http://i633.photobucket.com/albums/uu55/Sunburnt-Corpse/greg.png)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 12, 2013, 02:20:31 AM
Could you tell me for what sort of games media outlet they work so that I can avoid it like the plague in the future? I'd be much obliged.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on November 12, 2013, 02:24:32 AM
Who knows. I'm pretty sure Gameovergreggy follows Blue's Clues on Nickelodeon though.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 12, 2013, 02:33:32 AM
It's IGN as per the watermark.
 
Also I have no idea what Blue's Clues is.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 12, 2013, 02:49:55 AM
When people accuse the gaming press of bias / influence the response is typically some reductive "it's not like we trade reviews for compensation." Then stuff like this happens and even that looks silly.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Azazel on November 12, 2013, 03:07:33 AM
Going from 720>upscaled>1080p to native1080p isn't nearly the same thing as 480i>1080p.

Also, the differences will be relatively minor in a lot of 3rd party games, as they develop for ease of conversion along the lowest (mainstream) common denominator of the "big two" of the day (no-one cares about Nintendo anymore). 99% of the stuff that you list that devs "could" do they won't do, particularly in the first year of titles. Anything that one has over the other will be idiot Kinect connectivity or other gimmicky touchscreen controller shit. Where the PS4's extra power will shine will be in exclusives, and you won't be able to compare those anyway.

Also, caring too much about the idiot gaming press is a bad idea.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 12, 2013, 03:08:20 AM
No I pretty much expected nothing less (or more?) in that case. Mainly confirms my suspicions.

It's blatant, yes and it would violate the code of conduct and terms of your contract if you were employed at any 'serious' news organization, i..e it would get you fired. This is the gaming media though and so it pretty much just confirms the suspicions most gamers have had already though.

Making it seem like you are a gay couple that just came back from adopting a baby and has to share the joyous experience with the world is just added hilarity/facepalm-worthy.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 12, 2013, 03:34:35 AM
Going from 720>upscaled>1080p to native1080p isn't nearly the same thing as 480i>1080p.

Well I didn't really claim that and I realize you don't imply I did but going from 720p to 1080p is a 2.25 increase in the number of pixels pushed (1.5 times the number of pixels in each dimension). Granted it's not a 9-fold increase like Wind Waker did when going from 480p to 1080p (3 time increase in each dimension) but WW HD is essentially the same game as the GC version just with high res textures and more detailed models. While it may be exaggerated for comedic effect if the argument that 720p and 1080p is pretty much the same would be valid you shouldn't notice a visible effect just by a game being blown up from 480p to 1080p with little extra graphical resources added.

As it stands though it shows just how different and better a game can look when you use the added resolution and additional processing power for even just a little bit of additional graphical work.

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Also, the differences will be relatively minor in a lot of 3rd party games, as they develop for ease of conversion along the lowest (mainstream) common denominator of the "big two" of the day (no-one cares about Nintendo anymore). 99% of the stuff that you list that devs "could" do they won't do, particularly in the first year of titles. Anything that one has over the other will be idiot Kinect connectivity or other gimmicky touchscreen controller shit. Where the PS4's extra power will shine will be in exclusives, and you won't be able to compare those anyway.

That was true in the PS3/Xbox 360 days because harnessing the additional power of the PS3 would have required a wholly different optimization path.  PC versions have almost always had added additional graphical effects or higher res resources even for multiplatform titles because it was basically just a 360 version with a different set of graphical options - something a modern gaming engine could quite easily support anyway. Also the PS3 came out a whole year after the 360 so it didn't make sense financially to fund a lot of additional optimization work for a platform that initially offered little additional sales.

Since both consoles are now basically the same architecture I expect to see a lot more graphical differentziation between both systems since targeting all three platforms has gotten a whole lot easier. On the contrary though I expect most developers to not really utilize the embedded SRAM on the Xbox 1 since doing so would require additional optimization work to be put into the XB1 version wrt. the PS4 and PC versions of the same game at least if you really use it to offset some of the performance hit you get from the DDR3 memory.

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Also, caring too much about the idiot gaming press is a bad idea.  :why_so_serious:

I don't care, at least I think I don't. It's quite interesting though to see an industry or even a lot of the same people do a complete 180 on everything they said at a time when the 360 was king and the PS3 just because the PS4 now has the performance advantage and lower price.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on November 12, 2013, 05:28:20 AM
I have played both 720p and 1080p games on my 55" TV and I have honestly never noticed the difference.  GW2 the only difference I noticed was a difference in the UI sizing.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 12, 2013, 06:55:46 AM
1080 just gives you better overall image quality. It's not a night and day difference, but for the same game running at 720 vs 1080 it should be pretty obvious.

As far as other differences between PS4 and XB1 versions, I would expect things like more physics-based animations, better water, etc on PS4. Basically ancillary stuff. (For multi-plats I mean)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on November 12, 2013, 09:44:35 AM
VIDEO

(http://i.imgur.com/2VKflmL.png)

GAMES


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 12, 2013, 10:39:16 AM
So he (Adam Sessler?) whined until he got a debug unit for review purposes and then went to the party to get another, personally engraved retail unit?

Phat lewts indeed.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 12, 2013, 11:55:04 AM
SRS BZNS


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on November 12, 2013, 11:56:02 AM
Game reveiwers are whiney douchebags just looking for free shit - film at 11.  :grin:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 12, 2013, 12:15:28 PM
They're like Finnish politicians, so inept that they sell themselves for a pittance. 400 bucks worth of plastic and they willingly debase themselves on Twitter.

 



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 12, 2013, 12:34:35 PM
The politicians?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 12, 2013, 12:38:37 PM
The politicians?

Well there was this one guy who got lured with free drinks and then the yellow press had a field day with photos. But that felt more sad, taking advantage of someone's addiction.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 12, 2013, 02:34:52 PM
I really want to meet you in real life because I think you'd be a great Bud Abbot to my Lou Costello.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Azazel on November 13, 2013, 12:40:14 AM
What are people eventually excited to play on a next gen console? The only console game on my game radar right now is darksouls 2 in march, and thats coming out for ps3/360. The only thing so far I've managed to get somewhat excited for is a few passing references to a twitch app on ps4. I'd really like the idea of watching some dota2/lol matches on my tv instead of reruns of shows I've already seen all the episodes of while eating dinner (realistically) or working out (hypothetically.) Someone point me at a game or 2 coming down the pike before I just spend my next gen console money on a HTPC instead.

Honestly? The same shit we're playing now in next year's iterations. So with that in mind, I'm looking at 6-12-18 months before I bother seriously looking at buying one (which will be a PS4, because fuck MS and their XBone) If they ungimp the PS4's media capabilities, so much the better.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 13, 2013, 02:39:25 AM
I really want to meet you in real life because I think you'd be a great Bud Abbot to my Lou Costello.

There's this great beer house if you ever visit Helsinki. And one place that makes their own blueberry cider.


----

In console war news, there's an amusing thing brewing on Neogaf. Seems like some "journalism" outlets have posted comparison videos of CoDGhosts, both games running at 720p. Then saying the games look identical.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 13, 2013, 07:19:51 AM
I guess the PS4 media embargos and such are now gone so you can go to your least hated video games "journalism" source to see reviews, livestreams, rants raves and all that.

People do not like that Knack game.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 13, 2013, 08:28:40 AM
It seems pretty likely now that CodGhosts is actually 720p on PS4 single player and nobody noticed until someone counted the pixels. People with the game have just been going "gee this 1080p sure looks just like 720p".   :why_so_serious:

Also, Knack is Mark Cerny trying to recreate Crash Bandicoot, it was never going to be good. I like how PS1 the whole idea feels, but Resogun is where it's at. Tech demo and good retro gameplay.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on November 13, 2013, 09:48:56 AM
Knack was never going to be good since it looked like it was entirely designed to be a tech demo and not a game.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 13, 2013, 09:59:50 AM
Tech demos stretched out to a few hours is what console release titles are all about.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 13, 2013, 11:57:38 AM
Fabricated why are you posting a twitter tirade from a retarded person? Have you read that guy's Twitter stream?

Debug units have nothing to do with piracy. It's not like debug units have some exposed keys you can get at and break encryption with. Nor are debug units highly prized, MS gave them out like candy last gen. It's very common for people in the media to have debug units. (In part because they can play early versions of games that aren't pressed onto retail discs)

Apparently the issue was that retail PS4 units don't let you capture video directly. For someone who does a video show this is obviously a legitimate issue. Considering that this guy's job (Sessler I mean) is producing video content not having a debug unit would adversely affect him. I don't know if vague rants on twitter was the best approach for dealing with it, but I can certainly see why he'd be miffed.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 13, 2013, 12:16:53 PM
Apparently the issue was that retail PS4 units don't let you capture video directly.

Like any other device that has to adhere to the HDMI spec. An issue that is neither really new nor uncommon.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 13, 2013, 01:20:32 PM
It's confirmed, Activision is releasing a patch day 1 that changes Cod from 720p to 1080p on PS4. And nobody noticed anything until now! This launch is the best thing to happen in a long time.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-11-13-day-one-patch-makes-call-of-duty-ghosts-single-player-1080p-on-ps4


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 13, 2013, 01:33:19 PM
Horseshit Megathread is paying off.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on November 13, 2013, 02:24:35 PM
I really want to meet you in real life because I think you'd be a great Bud Abbot to my Lou Costello.

There's this great beer house if you ever visit Helsinki. And one place that makes their own blueberry cider.


Is DTM still in business? I am gonna visit in May for a hooping workshop,if you feel like sharing a lonkero.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 13, 2013, 02:54:05 PM
It's confirmed, Activision is releasing a patch day 1 that changes Cod from 720p to 1080p on PS4. And nobody noticed anything until now! This launch is the best thing to happen in a long time.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-11-13-day-one-patch-makes-call-of-duty-ghosts-single-player-1080p-on-ps4

This launch is pretty amazing.

By that I mean it's pretty standard, but people had such lofty expectations that it's turning out to be a hilarious mess.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Pennilenko on November 13, 2013, 03:05:59 PM
but people had such lofty expectations

Not picking on you exactly, but who are these people you are referring to?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on November 13, 2013, 03:38:07 PM
Every PS4 review so far, according to IGN (http://www.ign.com/games/reviews?platformSlug=ps4&sortBy=score&abthid=528402d1e9329d2979000021), and some  shocking announcement from Hideo Kojima (http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/11/13/kojima-shocking-ps4-announcement-coming-this-week)coming this week.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 13, 2013, 04:03:23 PM
but people had such lofty expectations

Not picking on you exactly, but who are these people you are referring to?

People on other forums and twitter, notably Neogaf and Gamefaqs.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Shannow on November 14, 2013, 08:30:17 AM
Yahoo writer predicts,  Xbone will win because of Kinect  (http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/breakout/game-over-fastest-selling-tech-device-history-end-130353968.html)
 :awesome_for_real:

 


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Mrbloodworth on November 14, 2013, 08:31:39 AM
Win what?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on November 14, 2013, 09:31:13 AM
Our unending derision and contempt?  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 14, 2013, 11:07:08 AM
Some guy firing a .50 cal anti-materiel rifle at the ps4.  I dunno. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5dvWGY2bAd0#t=83)

(http://i.minus.com/iR9ftcAhUmJxj.gif)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Quinton on November 16, 2013, 03:30:55 AM
I had preordered a PS4 and Amazon and UPS did not fail me -- it was waiting on my front step when I got home Friday evening.  Had to waste some time on a 300ish MB OS update, resetting my long-forgotten PSN password, setting up my PSN account on the PS4, and so on.

The PS4 in general is snappier than the PS3, not always smooth (especially when you have a game paused in the background), and has removed some of the clunkiness -- when you hit the PS button the active game is immediately backgrounded and you get back to the homescreen in a hurry.  If you launch another game or app it'll ask if you want to end the one that's paused.  Getting in and out of the PSN store is faster -- app and game launch time in general is faster than PS3.

The share button takes screenshots when you tap it and allows for uploading them (to twitter) and uploading videos (live to twitch.tv or ustream or offline to... facebook?! wtf, where's a youtube option).  Oddly there is no mechanism I can find to view screenshots or videos on the PS4 itself -- they're listed in the share UI but just as thumbnails.

The launch titles available at the moment are not terribly exciting (though AC4 seems to be getting positive reviews).  I grabbed Resogun which is a pretty slick shmup.  Enjoying it a bunch.

Download from PSN can be painfully slow, and background downloads kept failing while I was using Amazon Instant Video (not sure if that was a multitasking problem or a PSN problem). 

Lack of support for the PS3 AV remote is annoying.  Crap integration for bluray playback is annoying as well -- no way to resume where you left off if you hop back to the launcher with the PS button, unlike games.

I really like the feel of the dualshock controller but am scratching my head about the big 'ol headlight on it -- would like to be able to turn that off and save some battery.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 16, 2013, 03:40:14 AM
I really want to meet you in real life because I think you'd be a great Bud Abbot to my Lou Costello.

There's this great beer house if you ever visit Helsinki. And one place that makes their own blueberry cider.


Is DTM still in business? I am gonna visit in May for a hooping workshop,if you feel like sharing a lonkero.

DTM went bankrupt a few years ago and then another company bought the rights and opened one up in a different location. I've no idea how it is.

We can totally go for a lonkero if I'm around in May!

On topic: It's even possible I have a PS4 at that point.





 


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ingmar on November 16, 2013, 09:41:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bTtGg7z.jpg)

Apparently you do need to be online to start up games you downloaded from the PSN.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on November 16, 2013, 10:07:18 PM
That's designed to counter the rampant account sharing from the PS3.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 19, 2013, 01:53:35 AM
It's kind of admirable how determined some parts of the press are to stick to the narrrative.

At first the claim was '1080p doesn't matter it's all in the games' (might as well, would be a welcome change from the current state of gaming).
Then the claim was that 'just because a lot of people claimed they have pre-ordered a PS4 it doesn't have to translate to sales'.
Then the claim was that 'Kinect and media integration offers a unique package that people might prefer'

Then Sony announced that they sold through 1 million consoles in North Amerca alone during the launch (biggest Sony Playstation launch yet) and now the claim is that 'a strong launch is nice, but it doesn't necessarily imply long-term success'.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on November 19, 2013, 03:42:50 AM
I recently realized the PS4 is coming out in February 2014 in Japan, three months after pretty much every other place in the world. Considering it's their console, I thought it was weird and wanted to check out what was going on. The explanation makes a lot of sense and basically makes me feel like the stereotypical first world idiotic consumerist which wants the new shiny even though there is fucking nothing worth playing on it. Japan, not being obsessed with Christmas as some other countries, and wanting to launch their new product with a decent lineup of games people actually want to play, is gonna give developers a little more time.

Considering I don't feel like canceling my preorder (PS4 is coming out next week in Europe) for the reasons I mentioned above (idiotic consumerism, new shiny, etc.), I am grateful to Japan for showing me a side of myself I was conveniently overlooking, and to teach us a tiny lesson about patience.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-09-20-sony-explains-why-ps4-will-launch-in-japan-after-the-west

Quote
Explaining the decision, senior Sony executives told Eurogamer at the Tokyo Game Show that February was chosen because that's when Sony expects more games to be ready for its home market.

"Sony just wants to make sure that when PlayStation 4 launches in Japan there is a good line-up of titles for Japan," the console's lead architect and Knack creative director Mark Cerny said.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 19, 2013, 03:58:20 AM
I'm going to sound like a PS fanboy and also like a nationalist but bear with me.

The Xbox 360 might be the sales and mindshare leader of the current gen in the US or North America. On a global scale however the US and the UK are the ONLY markets the 360 has a lead over the PS3 even though it launched a whole year earlier.

Yet the big assumption by most US or UK based media coverage seems to be that the 360 was always the 'dominant' console and the platform leader and that it was so on a global scale. If you want to understand why the PR and product startegy of Microsoft failed as disastrously as it did please keep in mind that this viewpoint is myopic and that you are professionally blinkered if you think that the US/NA situation is or was any indication of how things are in other markets. The PS3 managed to match the sales figures of the 360 even though it launched a year after the 360. It did because it managed to outsell the 360 in most major markets except US and UK.

I mention this because the Xbox 1 focuses even harder on the supposed needs of the customers, developers and advertisers in its two core and leading markets to the detriment of potential buyers in oversees markets. This is bad news especially in light of the recent PS4 successes in North America. If Sony manages to sell a record number of consoles in the US/NA market where its competitor has the biggest advantage imagine what this might lead to once the PS4 launches in markets Sony traditionally is stronger than MS.

The XB 1's media integration features are essentially custom tailored to the needs of North American consumers and the US media landscape. Most of the features will not work anywhere else at launch, some features will not be needed anywhere else at launch (HDMI passthrough and TV overlay for example) and if the 360 is any indication most of those features will not work anywhere else in the world ever. European and Asian Xbox live buyers still get a lot less features yet still pay more for the service 8 years after the 360 launched for example. In fact many features of the 360 were too focused on the US market as well, with the most famous blunder being that the original Kinect camera didn't work in many EU or Asian homes due to being developed for the average US living room layout. Yet MS is doubling down on the features that US buyers or US media companies might like yet probably won't translate well to other markets. For a globally invested company MS has always managed to be just too US focused, pathologically so, a trait it shares with rival Apple.

Sony despite its many failings this generation has always been a much more globally oriented company and the effects are already noticeable this time around. Sony even manages to build a global developer and designer mindshare while MS at least seems to be only focused on the NA developer base. COD is by no means that much of a cultural phenomenon globally as it is in the US yet MS gave the stage exclusively to Infinity Ward and Activision to present it at its launch event. The message was clear: If you like Call of Duty, American Football and media integration entirely focused on US TV then this is your thing. Somehow this didn't even convince many of the potential buyers in THE core market the message and product was entirely tailored to and because of that MS is in trouble.

Yet most of the US based gaming press doesn't seem to get why the PS4 is so popular right now and this bothers me to no end because for me it signals that not only are the people responsible for building the new Xbox out of touch with their global customer base, the gaming media is as well. So the US market is too much of an echo chamber so much so that the people involved failed to even realisticly assess the needs of their own domestic customer base.

Things like performance or price aside it's the fact that Sony's PR campaign strategy was focused and tailored to most if not all potential global markets. They work with, promote and listen to the needs of developers worldwide (something of a turnaround for Sony), are present at trade shows and industry events in all major markets and didn't design their product around a feature set that is and probably always will be only useful to customers in ONE core market, while sacrificing features that would be useful for all markets. MS on the other hand coudn't even tell potential buyers at this years GamesCom in Cologne which of the XBox One's features will ever be usable or useful for potential buyers in the EU or other oversees markets. They couldn't even present a time frame of when certain features will be available if ever.

Every time an industry expert says something to the effect of 'the Kinect was a success' or the '360 is the globally dominant console' I flinch a little because the latter is only arguably true and the former objectively isn't, at least if you don't hear the 'in North America' that should be added. For potential buyers in the EU the value proposition the PS4 offers makes buying one even more of a foregone conclusion. $100 less gives me a piece of hardware that is significantly more powerful, a platform that has a much more globally oriented developer mindshare and I won't have to purchase a lot of features I probably won't be able to use ever on a console that has gutted an aspect of its feature set that would be useful to me (performance for example) in favour of a design approach that is probably only useful for a certain subset of people in one core market.

MS's product strategy failed in large parts because the people involved managed and implemented it very incompetently, but MS's product strategy was doomed to fail regardless. The success of the 360 this gen had as much to do with Sony's failures as it had with Microsoft's efforts. If Sony had been that strong and that focused at launch of the PS3 as it is today then MS probably would have been trounced last gen especially at a time when 1/3rd of all 360 consoles failed with a RROD. That nobody at MS seems to have gotten this baflles me, that nobody in the mainstream gaming press has gotten this baffles me even more. A product that needs global sales and a huge global installed base to be even marginally profitable cannot afford to be focused too much on a single market - even if sales in that market are undeniably strong.

If the rumors are true and MS is still losing billions on the Media and Entertainment division and its core product the Xbox then this spells trouble and it should be picked up on by the press and the publishers


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 19, 2013, 04:41:15 AM
Falconneers post adds into the point I'm making in that we are too much focused on a single market and mindset and that anecdote might as well be further evidence that Sony is actually thinking about each market indicidually this time around.

This brings me to the biggest elephant in the room - the Wii.

Nobody even mentions that both the Nintendo Wii and the DS/3DS individually managed to outsell both the PS3 and the 360. Nintendo sold in excess of 120 million Wii and even more DS/3DS. In any other business, except gaming, companies would get serious flack from investors and the press if they completely ignored an installed base and potential customer base of that magnitude. Yet big companies that are listed on the stock market can publicly state that they simply won't offer products or target a potential audience of > 100 million and nobody bats an eye.

EA and the other big publishers seem to be of the opinion that if AAA titles like Battlefield aren't easily portable and aren't getting bought on that console then they won't do anything for it and this sentiment seems to be largely OK with the press and investment circles. Hell even the PS3 got flack because it wasn't 'easy to develop for' and made PC ports harder and more expensive.

An Ars editor recently called the Wii the 'Nintendo Dust Collector 1000' and while it is true today that the Wii has somewhat failed despite being a sales hit but this has probably more to do with the lack of industry support the Wii got by the big three publishers than with Nintendo itself troubling relationship with Nntendo and its third party developers or not.

Imagine the CEO of any other Fortune 500 company going on record with the statement that they simply won't bother to go after a 120 million plus segment of consumers despite being a significant market compared to your traditional segment (Wii's approx. 120 million vs. 90 million 360 and 90 million PS3). He would get fired and laughed out of town. Now imagine that CEO's of the major game publishing houses not only said exactly that but that the press and pretty much most of the investors are pretty much OK with that.

I don't know what my opinion is of a business that has a habit of ignoring huge potential markets because 'it's too hard' or 'we don't want to' and has such control over the conversation and 'story' in that sector that those topics completely fall out of the public's perception even.

Wii trounced the current gen on sales and Nintendo completely failed to translate that into any kind of mindshare or exploit it in any sort of way that would lead to a strong position let alone 'market dominance'. As much as that is Nintendo's owm failure it got compounded by an industry that is nesting so comfortably inside its bubble that it couldn't predict let alone capitalize on the Wii's success and found it easier to just pretend it didn't exist. The fact that there seems to be a huge untapped potential of customers THAT THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW OF probably was too much for the collective psyche. The Wii's initial success seems to be such an aberration and such an explicable event that the existence of the Wii and even the DS/3DS seem to have been completely blocked out by most industry insiders. It's as if the whole system never existed or is part of an Alien incomprehensible world where the mythical 'casual gamer' roams freely amongst Women,  Big Foot and the Loch Ness monster.

It somehow seems fitting that professional product managers and marketing people actually deluded themselves into thinkling that everybody liked Football, Call of Duty and US broadcast and cable TV and are probably really confounded as to why that isn't the case


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 19, 2013, 05:58:31 AM
Great Caesar's Ghost


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 19, 2013, 06:00:12 AM
As a postscript to my - somewhat psychotic - ramblings.

The game industry is also the only industry I know of where people can publicly claim that their customers are wrong and that their opinions are wrong and don't matter. Look at most of the PR after MS tanked its presentation and at most of the articles defending Microsofts strategy afterwards for an example ofbwhat I mean.

A lot of industry professionals came out and flatly told people that their opinion about the Xbox 1 and its always on DRM were from or ill-informed and who were outright dismissive of the opinion of their customers. How often have I seen the written sentiment that people who bought a Wii are not 'real gamers' are not indicative or any trend or are simply 'stupid sheep', how often have I read somebody in a professional capacity being apologetic about gender issues, sexism and misogyny etc.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on November 19, 2013, 07:22:58 AM
The games industry can do that because its consumers are of a few categories:  1) Morons  2) Fanbois who will slaver up anything 3) AdultChildren who can't get their fix anywhere else.

You see Software companies doing the same thing as they solidify their shares and competitors are bought-out or go out of business for being too small to have a chance.  Or was the market REALLY clamoring for The Ribbon in Office (and all the apps that followed-along)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Hawkbit on November 19, 2013, 07:38:20 AM
I'm going to need this in APA format.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 19, 2013, 10:57:29 AM
You know that console that wants to be about more than games, that wants to be the centre of your entertainment universe, that wants you to do all you social network crap on it, that wants to be a hub?  It can't even get twitch streaming to work. (http://www.joystiq.com/2013/11/19/xbox-one-wont-have-twitch-gameplay-streaming-at-launch/)

"One"


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 19, 2013, 11:00:05 AM
Thanks to that link, I know AOL still exists.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on November 19, 2013, 11:21:54 AM
Yet MS is doubling down on the features that US buyers or US media companies might like yet probably won't translate well to other markets.

Here's all you need to know about why the Bone is a failure. It wasn't designed for CONSUMERS. Every feature, everything they highlighted as a positive for the box from the beginning has been about features media companies want, not consumers. The design document might as well have been a bullet point list of "things no consumer has ever asked for but every media company who will pay us a dollar wants us to implement so they get paid for every micro-viewing of their product."


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 19, 2013, 11:25:04 AM
Yeah, I think you nailed it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 19, 2013, 01:12:45 PM
Yep, and that's why I will never own one.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Velorath on November 20, 2013, 02:10:40 AM
How often have I seen the written sentiment that people who bought a Wii are not 'real gamers' are not indicative or any trend or are simply 'stupid sheep'

All the stuff you say about the Wii (particularly in your previous rant) is batshit insane. A lot of people bought that thing as a Wii sports machine, and a lot of other people bought it for Nintendo games. 3rd party ports were obviously going to sell like shit because most people interested in any of those games already had a 360 or PS3 where they could play them in HD. That meant that publishers had to make exclusive games that were still aimed toward the hardcore gamers or try to compete with Nintendo doing their kind of games. The former category gave us stuff like MadWorld, No More Heroes, and Sin and Punishment: Star Successor which reviewed ok and sold abysmally. The later category gave us Zack & Wiki and Boomblox which also reviewed well and sold abysmally. Ubisoft had a good-sized hit with the Just Dance games, but EA's only breakthrough was EA Sports Active which sold 1.8 million copies (which then had a huge drop-off for the sequel). Epic Mickey received somewhat less favorable reviews, but even there you could see that at least a lot of effort had been put into making a Wii specific title (lot of publicity, Warren Spector heading development, one of the best known characters of all time) and was still met with failure.

The idea that the Wii was some untapped mother lode of sales if only developers had just tried is ridiculous.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 20, 2013, 03:33:30 AM
Why exactly? For me it sounds entirely like a self-fulfilling prophecy. '3rd party ports were obviously going to sell like shit because most people interested in any of those games already had a 360 or PS3 where they could play them in HD' seems to make this a foregone conclusion.

Studios were caught completely flat-footed by Nintendo's success with the Wii.  It was completely sold out through most of its first year run. 'A lot of people bought that thing as a Wii sports machine', come on, really? Might that have anything to do with the fact that for the first six months of the Wii's run this was practically the only game you could get with a 15 title launch lineup that wasn't exactly great?

Look Nintendo pretty much killed any sort of momentum it had by sticking with cartridges at a time when the industry had already begun to embrace the CD-ROM and by how they treated their third party developers, I don't deny that. The game cube had non-standard discs with lower capacity and by the time the Wii came around Nintendo was already seen as an 'also-ran' where only first party titles sell and that has a 'kiddie-console' image. The gamecube had a pretty decent games lineup, decent third party support and featured a lot of 'grown-up' games yet the 'kiddie' label stuck while 'grown-ups' bought a PS2. By and large Nintendo was seen - even in 2006 - as a company that had its audience and that sold consoles and was profitable but whose customers bought it to give it to their kids or to play the newest Zelda and Mario games. The Wii was also completely orthogonal to most companies' strategies at the time, significantly less power and a different control scheme meant that they couldn't do straightforward ports of 360 or PS3 titles.

Then the Wii sold 600.000 consoles in the first week - more than the PS2 did in its first week - and pretty much the whole industry did a double-take. According to their market research this shouldn't or couldn't have happened. It was seen as a novelty Nintendo fans would probably buy. According to them the platform could safely be ignored and most of the customers - many of which didn't even own a game console or had owned one before - shouldn't even exists. A lot of articles were written at that time trying to make sense of a situation NOBODY saw coming not even Nintendo. A lot of it was simply rationalization hence the 'casual gamer' myth, a person that doesn't really play much and that largely bought the Wii for the hype and Wii sports.

At this moment the Wii features 1220 games yet it still has the image of a console that had none. If you look at release dates most of those games came out from 2008 onwards, two or even three years after release. By that time any sort of interest the general public had about the Wii was gone. I had already sold mine by that time and I know a lot of people who patiently waited more than a year for SW that didn't come and moved on. I mean the two biggest titles of the first year were Twilight Princess and Rayman fucking Rabbids because even Super Mario Galaxy came out a year after launch.

I don't blame the publishers exclusively because Nintendo botched it as well and worse they don't even seem to get that they've botched it. I also get it. Nobody expected the Wii to be the success it was and so it took them years to finally release games that were not rush jobs and were actually made for the console. By the time the games rolled in most of the people who had any interest in the Wii or gaming had already stopped caring.

The image of the Wii as a platform that has no games, that's a Wii Sports device, where nobody sold anything on is entirely shaped by the first two years of its run when publishers either scrambled to put anything out for a console that wasn't really on their radar or simply had nothing and by the time some titles did roll around people had already sold their Wii on ebay or simply moved on. Also iPhone which came out in 2007.

Epic Mickey came out in 2010
Sin & Punishment was 2009
Boomblox was 2008

Only No more Heroes and Zack & Wiki even came out in 2007.

The Wii's 'out of left field' success is also pretty much what they've now have to deal with with the Wii U. Still significantly less powerful than the Xbox One and PS4, still a somewhat different control scheme albeit less of a problem. But now it has the addditional problem of having to work against the Wii's image as the most successful failure in console history. Pretty much the everybody claims that the Wii U will probably end up like the Wii as an interesting console that collects dust and that doesn't have any games except Nintendo First Party titles.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on November 20, 2013, 03:51:16 AM
There's no market for more casual games with actual gameplay instead of half baked features and more cutscenes on a lower res device!  None.  Because muppets.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Quinton on November 20, 2013, 03:55:06 AM
I'm loving Resogun on PS4.  Otherwise waiting for more compelling titles, but tempted to try AC4 since I've never played an AC game and people seem to be loving this one, especially all the sandboxy pirate ship stuff.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Velorath on November 20, 2013, 04:32:41 AM
Jesus, don't make me SirBruce this thing.

Yes, it was a foregone conclusion that 3rd party ports weren't going to sell well on the Wii. Due to the hardware, they were always going to be the inferior versions. I'm fairly certain sales numbers will back this up in the instance of almost every single game that got ported to the Wii (Guitar Hero 3 being the only exception I know of). Almost every original game made for the Wii outside of games made by Nintendo also sold poorly. Now your argument is that the games didn't come out early enough in the consoles life cycle? Elebits, Wii exclusive came out in 2006 to decent reviews. Failed. SSX Blur, Wii exclusive came out in 2007 to decent reviews. Failed. Tiger Woods PGA Tour 07, mutlipatform but noted for good use of the Wii controls. Failed. Carnival Games, Wii/DS shovelware that got horrendous reviews, released in 2007 and somehow managed to sell over 1.5 million copies probably because it looked enough like a Wii Sports/Wii Play experience to people who were looking for more of that. By all means though go through the first couple years of PS3 releases and mention all the awesome 3rd party games that were coming out that didn't make it to the Wii which clearly is what caused the two to go down such different paths.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 20, 2013, 05:28:02 AM
They released a patch yesterday to up the resolution on AC4 to 1080p and add in more powerful anti aliasing so now it clearly does look better than the PS3 version.  Earlier side by side comparisons showed almost no difference.  People really do seem to love that game, I'll get it once I get a PS4.  Also Need for Speed is getting unexpected praise.

I guess Killzone looks nice but the single player campaign is kinda shitty and annoying, multiplayer is good though.

A lot of people are also talking about this Flower psn game that I hadn't heard about, looks interesting.  If you have a PS3 version you get a free PS4 version apparently.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 20, 2013, 07:00:47 AM
Flower is part of a set of three games that include Flow and Journey.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Azazel on November 20, 2013, 07:11:26 AM
Jesus, don't make me SirBruce this thing.

He's gone psychotic.

Here's an example. Sure, it's anecdotal, but I don't think it's by any means unique.
There are about 35-odd people in my workplace. I'm one of only 6 men working there presently. One other guy there has a Wii (unless he sold it?) and a PS3, which he enjoys sports games on. At least 4 of the (many) women own Wiis, none of which seem to use them any more from what I gather. Now you can argue gender bias or anything else, but they got their Wiis as Wii Sports machines, and one also got into Just Dance. Out of the 6 of us who owned Wiis, exactly two of us are interested even vaguely in "core" games, while none of the women I work with who bought their own Wiis would even be vaguely interested in Call of Duty 4 or GTA4.

The two of us who might be already owned a PS360.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 20, 2013, 08:19:02 AM
Maybe I have gone of the rails there, I don't know how to get my point across though except for being a rambling lunatic it seems.

What I see or at least what I feel is that the game industry has basically resigned itself to a certain business model that somewhat works, that is practical given the huge budgets necessary but that has no room to grow and is largely pandering to the same old audience. The lack of room for growth is offset by games and business models that are essentially cost cutting measures (more profit with the same sales numbers), free to play, online and social integration, DLC and season passes are just methods of extracting more cash out of the same user base.

To justify that it gets rationalized to an extend that people now often actually believe it. Maybe that impression is totally and utterly wrong and I should stop listening to the voices in my head (just joking on that part) but if we go with numbers of consoles sold then the 'dominant console of this generation' is actually third in a group of three and only because its two core markets, the US and UK, are exceptionally strong. The Wii would have 'won' (for certain definitions of winning) and the PS3 would be in second place. This is probably the only industry were the nominally third place system can set industry trends continually and consistently and the platform that sold the most units is completely forgotten and ignored.

Each console has sold about 100 million over its run with lots of overlap and multiple buys and consoles that just sit in a cupboard somewhere and collect dust so the individual user base is probably lower. That's what Apple or Samsung sell in a year or even a quarter. And even hit games only achieve a 1% conversion rate (more only if you are COD or GTA). The industry seems to have resigned itself too such an extent that nobody could even imagine that something like the Wii could happen or that it could become such a success and worse once it did happen nobody knew how to capitalize on it. I stand by it the Wii is the most successful failed product ever because nobody - not even the company that designed it - could handle its success. Also Nintendo doesn't even understand what went wrong or that the Wii - even though it sold inane amounts of units - is essentially the albatross around its neck.

The whole 'casual gamer' debate always felt like rationalizing that unlikely event away as being a fluke although no one could ever fully explain why people who had no interest in 'real' games and just liked things like Wii Sports chose to buy a $300 device that could do nothing else than run games even if it was just a Wii. It's the same hand-wavey thing for me as claiming that 'women don't play video games' and I always in my mind translate it as 'actually we don't really know how to make and market games to audiences we're not familiar with' instead.

Both new consoles are now essentially PCs. X86 CPUs, DirectX11 compatible graphics hardware, similar performance to an average consumer PC and industry standard APIs so even that process has been streamlined to an extent where porting and multiplatform releases becomes even more easy and what platform you play on is essentially just a matter of which industrial design you fancy the most. The manufacturers guarantee that the hardware won't change for the next five to six years at least to protect the investments into tools and assets those companies need to make and Nintendo is stuck in a loop of producing Zelda and Mario games over and over again because that's what they know how to do.

The customer base is stagnant because the industry is stuck in a feedback loop of only catering to the audience they know because that's 'easiest' and therefore only ever attracting the people who would have bought that stuff anyway. Most recent trends haven't been anticipated by the big publishers and once they acknowledged them they couldn't capitalize on them so they got rationalized away as being flukes or by describing the segment as not being worthy of attention or investment anyway. The whole indie-games sector, social gaming, the Wii phenomenon, iOS and Android gaming the recent board game boom - to name a trend from a different sector - all saw a huge influx of people and money. People the established companies didn't even know existed or were interested in gaming.

So they claim that those segments wouldn't buy 'real' games anyway or wouldn't even play games if they weren't free or easy to play. At the same time the meta-discussion about gaming is largely dominated by segments that feel discriminated against or are feeling disenfranchised by the current situation so there seems to be a disconnect between the assessment of the publishers that those people wouldn't be interested anyway and the claims by certain segments that they would be but that the current crop of games doesn't pique their interest or actively discourages them.

This leads to a situation where a platform can sell over 100 million units and everyone pretends it doesn't exist or it doesn't matter which seems even more insane to me than my own ramblings.

TL;DR: It seems to me that the gaming sector has resigned itself to extract more money out of the same customer base or to create more 'value' for their products by expand to other entertainment sectors because it doesn't know how to grow its audience anymore even though there seems to be a significant potential there.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 20, 2013, 08:19:23 AM
Most of the embargos are being lifted for the xbox one today.  Even taking into account (the well earned) Microsoft hate it is getting pounded fairly hard.  All their kinect, voice commands and TV TV TV stuff is the poorly implemented mess you would expect from Microsoft.  The cross title games run noticably worse on it.  Their exclusives are also rating poorly.  Dead rising isn't as good as the last ones and looks pretty bad due to texture pop in.  They aren't letting the embargo drop for Ryse which should tell you all you need to know.

If they wanted the xbox one to be a media hub and also play games (sometimes at the same time) then they really should have given it a lot more powerful hardware.

Edit: I guess the ars review is fairly good. (http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2013/11/xbox-one-review-more-than-a-game-console-less-than-a-living-room-revolution/)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 20, 2013, 08:41:06 AM
Well rumour has it that MS is pretty far behind schedule on many of its SW features so I pretty much imagined some of the features to miss release or being half-baked. To be fair though all of the PS4 reviews mention that the PS4 has 'potential' which is also essentially saying that things are unfinished at release.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on November 20, 2013, 09:54:35 AM
Why exactly? For me it sounds entirely like a self-fulfilling prophecy. '3rd party ports were obviously going to sell like shit because most people interested in any of those games already had a 360 or PS3 where they could play them in HD' seems to make this a foregone conclusion.

This was the main crux of the Wii's problem and why I think it's a failure despite all the money it made (for Nintendo - it didn't make dick for anyone else because 99% of the third party stuff sold like shit). Gaming companies didn't want to make a game for a single console, they wanted to port one game to three consoles. You couldn't do that with the Wii, the control scheme either required you to THINK when developing for it, or just half-ass it like most of the ports did. So you either end up with an expensive game that's not going to sell as well because it's market penetration is 1/3 what you'd see on a port or you end up with a shitty port on an inferior machine with a painfully obvious control port to waggle and nobody buys it because it's painfully obvious that it's a half-assed piece of shit.

It likely didn't help that Nintendo cares about 3rd party developers like a pimp cares about his ho's.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nonentity on November 20, 2013, 10:13:09 AM
Most of the embargos are being lifted for the xbox one today.  Even taking into account (the well earned) Microsoft hate it is getting pounded fairly hard.  All their kinect, voice commands and TV TV TV stuff is the poorly implemented mess you would expect from Microsoft.  The cross title games run noticably worse on it.  Their exclusives are also rating poorly.  Dead rising isn't as good as the last ones and looks pretty bad due to texture pop in.  They aren't letting the embargo drop for Ryse which should tell you all you need to know.

If they wanted the xbox one to be a media hub and also play games (sometimes at the same time) then they really should have given it a lot more powerful hardware.

Edit: I guess the ars review is fairly good. (http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2013/11/xbox-one-review-more-than-a-game-console-less-than-a-living-room-revolution/)

Really? From the places I read I am hearing the polar opposite reaction - the hardware isn't as good as PS4, but on the software front they are much further along. The voice commands work much better and are an actual good way to use the system, logins are good and fast with either face detection or voice, it can be a universal remote and use the Kinect to IR blast and turn all your shit on, and it appears that across the board most of the reviews on the launch games seem to be liked more.

I already have my PS4 and I enjoy it greatly, and my XONE is showing up later in December, so I'm interested in fiddling with it more.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 20, 2013, 11:30:50 AM
This thread went Wall of Text over the last few days.

The XBONE still sucks right? We're all agreed there?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 20, 2013, 01:01:14 PM
Really? From the places I read I am hearing the polar opposite reaction - the hardware isn't as good as PS4, but on the software front they are much further along. The voice commands work much better and are an actual good way to use the system, logins are good and fast with either face detection or voice, it can be a universal remote and use the Kinect to IR blast and turn all your shit on, and it appears that across the board most of the reviews on the launch games seem to be liked more.

I already have my PS4 and I enjoy it greatly, and my XONE is showing up later in December, so I'm interested in fiddling with it more.

I just keep seeing posts about glitches and problems.  Too many to remember but off the top of my head:

- There is no disk management system that tells you how much space you have.
- That snap skype while playing a game isn't currently possible.
- The ir blasting will shut off everything if it's already turned on, because xbox doesn't know.
- There is no way to tell what the battery level of the controller is at.
- It has problems understanding voice commands.
- Much fun is being made of the Redbox command, you can't simply say "xbox redbox" You have to say "xbox go to redbox instant by verizon", because "instant by verizon" is part of the name.
- Anything higher than stereo sound is being stripped out of sources fed through the xbox so no 5.1 surround from other inputs.
- Setting the language for the system and kinect seems painfully restricted.  For example you can't pick Spanish if you set your region to United States.
- There is no indication if a voice command is said wrong or does not exist.
- Patching some games seems to reset them.
- Cold boot takes over one minute.
- Lots of silly things like the command "xbox on" only works in five languages, there is no "xbox off" command.

Voice Commands: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caJpUpVKyzk

Face Recognition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5D0050sxio

An achievement for watching five Kevin James movies? (http://news.xbox.com/2013/11/xbox-one-redbox-instant-by-verizon)

It's really the type of thing you won't know if you hate it or love it until you actually try to work with it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 20, 2013, 01:10:34 PM
Yeah, it sounds like in a real-world scenario there are a ton of kinks. Also the hardware is worse than the PS4 AND reserves power for simultaneously running apps, which means it's even less powerful than it first appears.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on November 20, 2013, 01:34:24 PM
In non-xb1 haterade news, apparently some PS4s are getting bricked (http://www.geek.com/games/bricked-ps4-reports-are-very-real-no-replacements-available-for-months-1577464/).


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on November 20, 2013, 01:36:44 PM
- there is no "xbox off" command.
Too many griefers :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 20, 2013, 01:39:08 PM
In non-xb1 haterade news, apparently some PS4s are getting bricked (http://www.geek.com/games/bricked-ps4-reports-are-very-real-no-replacements-available-for-months-1577464/).

Honestly, why would I want to buy either or these machines over a PC?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on November 20, 2013, 01:40:47 PM
In non-xb1 haterade news, apparently some PS4s are getting bricked (http://www.geek.com/games/bricked-ps4-reports-are-very-real-no-replacements-available-for-months-1577464/).

Honestly, why would I want to buy either or these machines over a PC?

Don't ask me, I have no intention of getting either


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on November 20, 2013, 01:42:27 PM
In non-xb1 haterade news, apparently some PS4s are getting bricked (http://www.geek.com/games/bricked-ps4-reports-are-very-real-no-replacements-available-for-months-1577464/).

Honestly, why would I want to buy either or these machines over a PC?

Dark Souls 2.

And more seriously, you know, exclusives. The Gran Turismos, The Forzas, the Naughty Dogs and Quantic Dreams, edit: The Soul Caliburs! and all those supercool Japanese games. If that stuff doesn't really excite you, it's a very good move to pass.

Anyway, your answer is: games exclusive to consoles. And you know it.

EDIT: I guess some people get a console because they know they are gonna have a working, powerful gaming system for the next seven years. As opposed to a powerful gaming system (PC) that requires a 1000$ (or so) update every four year.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 20, 2013, 01:44:31 PM
Yeah they don't excite me. The fact they have to artificially create a market speaks volumes about the quality, and then the systems are either failing or trying to scan my retinas.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 20, 2013, 01:59:14 PM
Honestly, why would I want to buy either or these machines over a PC?

The biggest reason is, most people lack the skills to build their own gaming PC and are unwilling to pay the inflated price of a pre-built one.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Azazel on November 20, 2013, 03:20:06 PM
Maybe I have gone of the rails there, I don't know how to get my point across though except for being a rambling lunatic it seems.

Haemish gave some more good reasons on the Why. And yes, people bought a $300 Wii Sports machine. A significant number of them were/are adult women. And no, they don't care about Call of Duty.

Also, you seem to care WAY too much about this, and I can't quite figure out why. From current information, it looks like I might be picking up my PS4 around this time next year, when the bugs are worked out and there are a bunch of games worth caring about. I was done with being an early console adaptor 3 generations ago.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Father mike on November 20, 2013, 03:32:12 PM
I've sort of surprised myself but doing so, but I'm still nursing a hate-on for Sony over the whole cd-rootkit thing.

I don't like to think of myself as being that petty, but the evidence suggests otherwise ...


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Quinton on November 20, 2013, 03:59:37 PM
From the places I read I am hearing the polar opposite reaction - the hardware isn't as good as PS4, but on the software front they are much further along.

That wouldn't surprise me given that Sony basically started over on PS4 with a new freebsd-based platform.  The menu system, etc, on PS4 is nice and snappy, but there are definitely little features missing here or there and annoying sony-ui-isms like "you can delete videos/screenshots from the *list view* but not from the *item view*".


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 20, 2013, 05:43:40 PM
I'm a smug PC player who looks down on those poor people who don't get to use keyboard+mouse and have to deal with those subpar graphics but even I have to admit some games are just better suited to the console, unless you are willing to both configure a controller to work with each game and stream your PC output to your nice, big TV.

Anything with melee controls like Arkham Batman, Assassin's creed etc is better on a console.

Anything using analog controls like driving and most sports games are better on a console.

Ironically, many multi player games have a wider pool of people to play with on consoles.

Plus yeah, exclusives and not having to wait a year to play the latest GTA.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on November 20, 2013, 07:58:14 PM
I'm a smug PC player who looks down on those poor people who don't get to use keyboard+mouse and have to deal with those subpar graphics but even I have to admit some games are just better suited to the console, unless you are willing to both configure a controller to work with each game and stream your PC output to your nice, big TV.

Anything with melee controls like Arkham Batman, Assassin's creed etc is better on a console.

Anything using analog controls like driving and most sports games are better on a console.

Ironically, many multi player games have a wider pool of people to play with on consoles.

Plus yeah, exclusives and not having to wait a year to play the latest GTA.

You do realize most games you can hook a 360 controller up and bam, no setup.  Also most laptops and desktop video cards have hdmi out.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Soln on November 20, 2013, 08:26:39 PM

959 Words

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Dude.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 21, 2013, 02:05:00 AM
I know  :why_so_serious:

But seriously 8 paragraphs is considered a wall of text now? It's not '25 pages of John Syracusa reviewing the latest MacOS at ArsTechnica' levels of text.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on November 21, 2013, 02:11:25 AM
I would say it begins to feel "intense" when it is the fourth 8-paragraphs post in about 24 hours on a topic no one seems to care that much anyway.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: luckton on November 21, 2013, 02:19:02 AM
And the cover of Edge magazine's PS4/Xbone launch month is...


 :ye_gods:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 21, 2013, 02:58:11 AM
Also, you seem to care WAY too much about this, and I can't quite figure out why.

GTA 5 was really the straw that broke the camel's back because while everyone kept fawning over that game and how it was 'the best game of this generation' all I saw was lots of wasted potential. If you look closely most of the gaming mainstream today is just lots and lots of that. Big Budget productions by big publishers are becoming more and more of a serious constraint that strangles the business and the creative side. The Wii had potential, Kinect was basically a direct reaction to the success of its motion controls but it was also too different in both performance and approach for the big studios to make sense of it. It didn't fit into their business model.

The next gen consoles are basically designed to maximize reuse and profit options for the publishers. Microsoft has gone all out by integrating probably everything the companies wanted and they got a lot of backlash but even the PS4 pretty much fits the template of what they think developers and publishers want from a console, down to using standard X86-based CPUs and DirectX compatible hardware. The next gen PCs and consoles have essentially become Call of Duty machines because that type of game seems to be the only one publishers still know how to make and sell and they have been fine tuned to extract more money out of a customer base that hasn't grown.

I fear that the time of experiments - outside of the indie fringe or steam greenlight - is over. You can be the most successful thing yet, if you do not fit the mold and are incompatible with the standard business model you are pretty much out. Games like X-Com or Rayman have become so rare that it is pretty much a sensation when they come out and a miracle if they sell well and games like the Stanley Parable or Legend of Grimrock are indie games made by a bunch of enthusiasts in their spare time, self published and self-marketed and if they sell a few hundred thousand units it's sensational in a way as if Big Foot gave an interview on national TV.

I've probably had the most fun this year with Hotline: Miami, which makes me extremely sad because that game could have been made on a Commodore Amiga. Maybe I'm just a bit burned out on gaming though but gaming has become less diverse than probably any other type of media even movies and also the only business that essentially failed to grow its audience in the last ten years.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 21, 2013, 03:04:27 AM
Hotline: Miami or Guacamelee!. Games that could have been released on an Amiga or Sega Genesis vs. GTA 5, the probably biggest technical achivement I've ever seen and that has been completely wasted on a mediocre story and half-baked mechanics and that never even comes close to the industry standards on even the core mechanics like shooting, cover and driving. 250 million dollars wasted on the most pretty but also most empty and superficial sandbox ever.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 21, 2013, 03:58:10 AM
And the cover of Edge magazine's PS4/Xbone launch month is...


 :ye_gods:

No, it's  :drill:

Time to buy that WIIU!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Velorath on November 21, 2013, 04:05:26 AM
I'm not sure why you're upset over big budget gaming when you acknowledge that there's really good indie stuff being made. I don't know, it just seems like you're trying to be really angsty over the state of the games industry when the fact is there seems to be a bigger variety in the games being made right now than at any other time in the history of video games.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 21, 2013, 04:19:48 AM
I think the state of the video games industry can be summarized as, "some great games despite themselves".


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 21, 2013, 04:42:45 AM
Because the initial Xbox One as it was presented at E3 was pretty much designed for the needs of the big publishers, game developers and media companies. Always connected, online only, no physical media, social and multiplayer features integrated into everything, media center extensions that tie you into their cross media campaigns and ads, no indie developer support, features and APIs that have built-in support for nickel-and-dime-ing your customers etc.

That's the direction EA, Activision and the other big media companies want consoles to go in. Design us a platform where we can monetize everything more easily and with less effort on our part and where consumers have a lot less rights that would prevent us from maximizing profits. I don't really believe that MS was disconnected from the needs of the gamers when they designed the One they just really didn't consider those needs because in reality their stakeholders were the publishers and the gamers were seen as the product. It's a concept that tried to secure and stabilize as many of the traditional business models as possible.

MS really didn't consider that it could get that much backlash, for them it was clear cut. We are the dominant platform,we have publisher support, everyone will buy the next Xbox anyway and we need the business support and so will prioritize the needs of the publishers over the experience of the users. The only reason this has failed was because everybody already considered Sony to be on its way out and that it would fade into obscurity eventually and so they didn't really lean on Sony as much as they did lean on MS - dominant platform you know.

Yes Indie gaming is offsetting some of that but the Xbone tried to explicitely raise the barrier of entry for indie developers on the XBox Live marketplace with requireing a publisher to even get listed and the way they select the number of games they actually let into the store each week.

If it weren't for Sony getting its shit together which left gamers an option and an 'out' because they had a platform to go to, all of the consumer backlash would have probably not mattered in the slightest and we would have gotten the Xbox One in exactly the way that it was presented at E3.

Just because we won this round doesn't mean that publsiher will simply stop pushing for those things.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on November 21, 2013, 05:12:38 AM
I am gonna admit that I read the first three chapters of your saga Jeff Kelly but I can't bring myself to read the most recent ones in full, so I might be missing some important passages in the context. But springing from the last line of the post right above this one, I will say that in a time when pretty much everyone can make a great game and find a way to distribute it globally, I am not worried one bit about what will big publishers do anymore.

Also, what Velorath said. And PS4 paying so much attention to indie games, something that would have been unthinkable five years ago, makes your argument pretty invalid in my opinion.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 21, 2013, 08:07:01 AM
I'll read Jeff's posts in full once the paperback comes out.

Today I mostly learned that I need to wait for the PS4 Slim.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Pennilenko on November 21, 2013, 10:09:20 AM
I will get a new console the same way I have always gotten consoles. A few years late and substantially discounted with some sort of huge practically free bundle of games.  You know what I am talking about, that huge price reduction because the manufacturers have sucked every last dime out of the early adopters, and they know that the only way they can increase sales is to make it attractive to the people like me who will not spend 500 hundred bucks on a console.  I am old enough that I really don't need to play it now and sometimes not even later.

The real problem that these companies are going to face is that my current mind set about spending money with them will carry over into my purchasing decisions for my son, and I will work hard to make him skeptical of spending money with the big companies as well.  Daddy is going to show him that if he saves his summer money then he can buy a bucket load of games on steam during a super sale and really get some value for his money.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rokal on November 21, 2013, 10:10:56 AM
And the cover of Edge magazine's PS4/Xbone launch month is...


 :ye_gods:

The new Mario game does look pretty amazing tbh. Video reviews in particular (http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/super-mario-3d-world-review/1900-6415544/) show that it's more exciting than anything going on for PS4/XB1 right now.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rasix on November 21, 2013, 10:10:56 AM
I'm going to have to wait for the new consoles until my son and I can both put pressure on my wife.  If it's two of us asking, she'll break in no time.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 21, 2013, 10:27:00 AM
How old do you think a kid has to be before they could fully understand and play a game like Mario?  I imagine my nephew is still too young, maybe I should test out Mario myself...

Also, if you downloaded the day one patch Microsoft put up yesterday and printed out the confusing instructions so that you could enable your xbox one to not need to connect to the internet, too bad.  Today Microsoft (http://www.joystiq.com/2013/11/21/microsoft-pulls-offline-usb-updating-instructions-for-xbox-one/) pulled that webpage and said the whole thing wouldn't work, you still have to connect to the internet and there is no other way to apply the patch.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rasix on November 21, 2013, 10:39:59 AM
I was playing Super Mario for the NES at 6? I was fucking terrible at it.  I was a lot better at Excitebike and random crap I could play at Round Table Pizza.

My son's 4 and he has spurts where he's really interested in iPad games like Angry Birds (every version), 300 Bowl, Fruit Ninja or True Skate.  All of those have simple controls and are not difficult conceptually.  I do not think my 6 year old brain would have dealt with a 3D Mario and a modern controller well.  However, as much as I was in it from the start, technology is much more integrated into my son's life than it was in mine at that age.

That being said, he's not being introduced to console gaming or anything more than casual iPad gaming at this time. I'm sure he'd love the Wii and Wii sports, but we'd rather he keep doing shit like reading and drawing and the like.  Outside of the weekends, he honestly doesn't have a ton of free time due to school and generally needing a shit load sleep (kid does 11 hours a night).


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 21, 2013, 11:32:06 AM
GTA 5 was really the straw that broke the camel's back because while everyone kept fawning over that game and how it was 'the best game of this generation' all I saw was lots of wasted potential.

I listen to a fair number of non-gaming podcasts that sometimes discuss video games and the reaction to GTAV on them was pretty level-headed.

In video game media print everyone is like "this is the best game of all time", in video game podcasts people sheepishly admit that it has problems or that they put it down after a few hours, in non-gaming podcasts people complain about it. Video game criticism is in a a really bad place, and the more formal it is generally the worse it is.

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I fear that the time of experiments - outside of the indie fringe or steam greenlight - is over. You can be the most successful thing yet, if you do not fit the mold and are incompatible with the standard business model you are pretty much out. Games like X-Com or Rayman have become so rare that it is pretty much a sensation when they come out and a miracle if they sell well and games like the Stanley Parable or Legend of Grimrock are indie games made by a bunch of enthusiasts in their spare time, self published and self-marketed and if they sell a few hundred thousand units it's sensational in a way as if Big Foot gave an interview on national TV.

Mid-tier games (which are the games I like most) are definitely drying up, and I fear that indie games are poised for a crash as well. They look really healthy now but I can't see it lasting - people have dozens of unplayed games in their backlogs and the math of production doesn't work out.

Say it takes 800 people to make Assassin's Creed IV and the game takes 2 years to make. Now say those 800 people split into teams of 10 and make indie games. I'll assume it still takes 2 years. That's now 80 games being made instead of 1 in that same time span. There's just no way a market can support that - the vast majority of those games will spectacularly fail and the market will become absolutely flooded with crap, discoverability problems will run rampant, etc.

This happened on Facebook and it's happening on mobile. To some degree it's happening on PC. On consoles it's happening the slowest because of the higher barrier to entry, but I think it will still happen. By "it" I mean extremely negative average return on investment, in thanks part to rising user acquisition cost. Making indie games is already extremely risky, and although there are success stories the majority of stories are of people who try for a few years, lose money, then return to "real" jobs. Relying on people to leave their jobs, create one or two decent indie games essentially out of charity, then return to those "real" jobs is not sustainable or healthy.
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Personally my favorite types of games are solidly B titles - titles that would be considered AAA today had the game industry evolved more out of the 16-bit era without the infusion of PC developers. Indie games don't scratch that itch at all. So even if indie games continue to flourish (which they won't) it doesn't make my gaming life much better.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 21, 2013, 02:07:32 PM
Fifteen minutes of highlights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbjes4_vL7Y) from the twelve hour stream of polygon which you might remember got $750,000 from Microsoft.  Lot of cognitive dissonance between their ratings (including giving the actual consoles ratings which is borderline retarded) and what they actually experience.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on November 21, 2013, 02:18:28 PM
wut

Microsoft paid for that?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 21, 2013, 02:19:58 PM
No they didn't pay that for the stream itself but they have given polygon buckets of cash.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 21, 2013, 02:21:26 PM
For what exactly? I'm assuming ratings.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 21, 2013, 02:28:14 PM
Microsoft paid polygon $750,000 to make a documentary about... polygon.

That is totally not meant to influence their feelings about xbox at all.  It's for the entirely legitimate purpose of shitting out 90 minutes worth of self shot video about themselves.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 21, 2013, 02:37:48 PM
I wasn't buying an XBOX, but shit like that makes me report to everyone I know that knows I like games, not to buy one.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on November 21, 2013, 02:52:40 PM
Fifteen minutes of highlights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbjes4_vL7Y) from the twelve hour stream of polygon which you might remember got $750,000 from Microsoft.  Lot of cognitive dissonance between their ratings (including giving the actual consoles ratings which is borderline retarded) and what they actually experience.

That may have been the most unintentionally funny thing I've seen in forever. Or at the very least in the last 5 minutes.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Sir T on November 21, 2013, 03:30:10 PM
To expand on Jeff Kellys point about M$ being focused on US/UK thinking... and to reinforce paelos thinking he will be begging people not to buy an XBone, I give you...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7908572160/hE00B808B/

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Microsoft Studios hire Jonathan Ross as Executive Producer
29 Oct, 2013

Microsoft Studios has hired TV presenter Jonathan Ross to work on all things Xbox. Yeah, that's right. I really typed that. Eurogamer revealed the news that the appointment was announced by Phil Harrison at a gathering in London last night.

Phil Harrison said the chat show host was hired to help "change our thinking".

"We wanted to bring in new talent that would challenge the way we build games and the way we think about what an audience is and what is entertainment," stated the Xbox exec, Harrison.

"We want to broaden the concept of gaming to maybe blur the distinctions about what is a traditional game and what is a traditional television programme and what is a traditional linear media.

"These devices and boxes now allow us to do that in a really meaningful way."

I'm sure that Jonathan Ross will bring meaningful work to all the Microsoft Games Studios teams.

:facepalm:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rokal on November 21, 2013, 03:33:17 PM
Fifteen minutes of highlights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbjes4_vL7Y) from the twelve hour stream of polygon which you might remember got $750,000 from Microsoft.  Lot of cognitive dissonance between their ratings (including giving the actual consoles ratings which is borderline retarded) and what they actually experience.

Oof, that was rough to watch...


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 21, 2013, 03:43:52 PM
I'll read Jeff's posts in full once the paperback comes out.

Watch this space for my Kindle Single  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 21, 2013, 03:48:16 PM
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I'm sure that Jonathan Ross will bring meaningful work to all the Microsoft Games Studios teams.
:facepalm:

Well it could be worse, they could have hired Piers Morgan instead


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 21, 2013, 04:04:30 PM
BTW even the UK won't get the full set of media integration features and TV functionality until some time in 2014.

via Eurogamer:

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The UK gets 13 apps during this time period, which Microsoft calls the first wave, including 4oD, Lovefilm, Netflix and Now TV. As with apps on Xbox 360, apps on Xbox One utilise the console's features. The Wuaki.tv app, for example, includes gesture control, voice commands and multitasking for movie and TV streaming.

Here's the list of entertainment apps in full:

4oD
Amazon\LOVEFiLM
blinkbox
Crackle
Demand 5
Eurosport
Machinima
MUZU TV
Netflix
NOW TV
TED
Twitch
Wuaki.tv
Missing in action are the BBC iPlayer, the Sky Player and the ITV Player, all of which are available on Xbox 360. Microsoft said it will continue to announce more apps for both Xbox One and Xbox 360 in the coming months.

The TV guide feature  and voice command integration for UK will also not be available at launch and will be released 'some time in 2014'

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Microsoft has confirmed that the UK won't be seeing the Xbox One TV guide feature, better known as Xbox One Guide, this year.
Speaking at an event this week, Xbox Senior Product Manager Terry Farrell told us that the UK won't be getting the Xbox One Guide feature until "some time in 2014".
The feature, which displays TV listings and lets users switch channels and shows by using voice commands, will be available for US users from launch day.
We knew the UK wouldn't be getting the Guide love from the get go, and now we know for sure that Guide won't make its way to British shores until next year.

And according to Sky, Sky Go and Now TV won't be in the 'first wave of TV apps' in Spring either and are slated for a 'Summer 2014' launch instead.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: calapine on November 21, 2013, 04:13:58 PM
Fifteen minutes of highlights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbjes4_vL7Y) from the twelve hour stream of polygon which you might remember got $750,000 from Microsoft.  Lot of cognitive dissonance between their ratings (including giving the actual consoles ratings which is borderline retarded) and what they actually experience.

Moderator A: "You don't have to yell"
Moderator B: "Xbox doesn't hear very well"

 :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: calapine on November 21, 2013, 04:22:31 PM
Moderator male: "Xbox!"
Moderator female: "ehh"
Moderator male: *whispers* "Shhh! Don't chat real quick. I am talking to Xbox"
Moderator female: *whispers* "ok....Sorry"
Moderator male: *whispers very softly* "Shh"

Oh god, I am literally laughing all through this. So funny.  :grin:

Edit: It get's better:

Moderator male 1: "Soo..... *Xbox menu screen pops up* XBox stop listening!"
Moderate female: "Why did it do that?"
Moderator male 1: *mumbling* "I don't know"
Moderator male 2: "Stop listening Xbox! Stop listening"
Moderator female: *turns towards mod 2* *whispers* "It's always listening"

"Xbox - It's always listening"  :ye_gods:

I am not a console buyer anyway, but that creepy thing is not getting in my house, even if it was free.  :uhrr:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 21, 2013, 05:02:07 PM
Xbox just wants to be your friend...


and report on all your buying habits and personal thoughts.




Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on November 21, 2013, 06:15:19 PM
Can some company pay F13 $750,000 for a documentary?

*snap zoom to a scowling jew, smoking newports while on the phone with GoDaddy*

*Meanwhile, a blindingly white midwestern college student with $100 to his name farms porings on his pirate Ragnarok Online server instead of scanning divorce files at his job as a legal intern*

"That's when I knew we were on to something big."

[light jazz music]

*apologies to schild in advance for suggesting he smoked newports


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: rk47 on November 21, 2013, 06:23:54 PM
'HE BOUGHT WHAT?!"
*furious typing*
"OH THAT DOES IT! HE SAYS HEX!"
*FURIOUS CLICKING followed by unscrewing of mountain dew cap to take a swig*
*BURP*


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Mithas on November 21, 2013, 06:29:34 PM
I read somewhere today that if you turn the Xbox off you can't watch TV anymore...is that correct? Is this thing hooked up in such a way to make that impossible? Always listening because it is always on!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 21, 2013, 07:55:59 PM
The xbox has an hdmi pass through port, if you decide to hook your cable box up to it instead of directly to the TV then you can't watch TV without the xbox being powered on, that is correct.  It does not seem to have a passive hardware method to just send the signal through, xbox is decoding it so that it can do its overlay and "snap" stuff.

Using the hdmi pass through also strips out surround sound and apparently changes the image by forcing it through a shaprness filter and crushing blacks.  That might be fixed at some point.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 21, 2013, 07:57:32 PM
The XBONE is now doing their best to present these features on every NFL game. YOU CAN SKYPE AND TV AND NFL AT ONCE OMG BUY IT DON'T ASK WHY!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: calapine on November 21, 2013, 08:16:05 PM
Not new news, but I think this is a good time to bring it up:

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Microsoft has filed for a Kinect-related patent, and it’s a doozy of an application. The abstract describes a camera-based system that would monitor the number of viewers in a room and check to see if the number of occupants exceeded a certain threshold set by the content provider. If there are too many warm bodies present, the device owner would be prompted to purchase a license for a greater number of viewers.

The patent’s various claims can endow a device with a limited number of performances in a given period of time, a limited number of users allowed to view such performances, and the continuous monitoring of viewers during those performances. It also covers the determination of “when performance of the content to an identified user exceeds a threshold.”

and, not less creepy:

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In a recently-published patent, the Kinect camera would monitor that users are dutifully watching TV programming or advertising all the way through, incentivising them for doing so with rewards like money-off coupons or online virtual goods.

Be a good boy, watch the commercial and you get a carrot!

Exerpt of patent 1:
(http://i.imgur.com/6aDQb34.png)

I am willing to bet they'll implement this as soon as a market study tells them they can get away with it without too much backlash.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 21, 2013, 08:41:44 PM
The newest generation of tech users do not give a shit about their privacy. This is well documented.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on November 22, 2013, 08:05:45 AM
Just because it's patented doesn't mean it'll be implemented.  For example, Sony's patents about using voice commands to end commercials:

(http://cdn.slashgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sonyadpatent_2-580x472.jpg)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on November 22, 2013, 08:09:41 AM
I broke down the opposite way of what "breaking down" usually means and canceled my PS4 preorder. I will get one soon, but considering how little there is out there for me at the moment it would just collect dust for at least 6 months while spending "warranty days" for nothing. I'll get it with the Japanese in February, I guess.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 22, 2013, 08:50:46 AM
That was my plan as well, but after tax season. Now? I'm not sure I even want to bother.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: UnSub on November 22, 2013, 07:18:23 PM
Microsoft paid polygon $750,000 to make a documentary about... polygon.

That is totally not meant to influence their feelings about xbox at all.  It's for the entirely legitimate purpose of shitting out 90 minutes worth of self shot video about themselves.

"Press Reset (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFECD492AC5E3201F)" has moments of unintended hilarity. Like when they talk up the depth of their interview coverage, but the one they focus on is about a composer who lives on the same street as Russ Pitts.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Surlyboi on November 22, 2013, 11:42:53 PM
I broke down the opposite way of what "breaking down" usually means and canceled my PS4 preorder. I will get one soon, but considering how little there is out there for me at the moment it would just collect dust for at least 6 months while spending "warranty days" for nothing. I'll get it with the Japanese in February, I guess.

This. I'll get one of each eventually, but right now all the "killer" games are months out. The only reason to get either now would be to play BF4 on something that doesn't shit the bed when stuff gets hairy and my Macbook Pro handles that job quite well.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 23, 2013, 07:09:09 AM
I don't know how the PC version of BF4 is doing but both consoles are so buggy and unstable that multiplayer is nigh impossible.  Typical dice release.

In other "next gen" news an EA executive (http://www.easports.com/nba-live/news-updates-gameplay/article/nba-live-14-open-letter) felt the need to apologize for how bad NBA Live 14 is.  I don't follow sports games but by comparison 2k14 is graphically amazing.

Video comparison. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8OBiMMo7Ao)

(http://i.imgur.com/e6iPsMZ.png)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on November 23, 2013, 08:11:38 AM
Both games look like shit.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 23, 2013, 08:24:10 AM
Lebron's still gonna win.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on November 23, 2013, 01:21:20 PM
On a serious note has anyone here bought either the xbox or ps4?  I think I saw Quinton say he had a ps4 but that's about it.

I'm on a wait list for ps4 but I'm not too excited about it, plus I'd be surprised if I get it before Christmas.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Quinton on November 23, 2013, 05:31:17 PM
Yup, I pre-ordered a PS4 for launch because I loved some of the exclusive titles on PS2 and PS3.  Have never owned an Xbox of any variety.  I'm enjoying Resogun a bunch, but that's the main use I'm getting out of the device at the moment -- I mostly bought it because I anticipate there will be some exclusives similar to the ones I loved on PS2 and PS3, not because the launch title list really grabbed me.  It seems decent enough, but I do wonder how well this console generation is going to fare vs steambox / livingroom gaming PCs -- right now the PS4 is sitting next to a shuttle cube with a quadcore ivy bridge cpu, gtx760 gpu, 8gb ram, ssd, that handles anything in my steam library on 1080p just fine.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 23, 2013, 05:35:24 PM
These consoles are going to sell well this month and into December, but I suspect in January / February sales are going to look pretty bad. There is almost nothing interesting coming out for either system until March, and the launch lineups are far from impressive.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 23, 2013, 08:01:31 PM
I think Japan has the right of it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Quinton on November 23, 2013, 08:02:38 PM
PS4 NA Launch: Beta Testing for Japan


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on November 24, 2013, 08:04:15 AM
These consoles are going to sell well this month and into December, but I suspect in January / February sales are going to look pretty bad. There is almost nothing interesting coming out for either system until March, and the launch lineups are far from impressive.

Am I the only one that thought you could apply this statement to every console release ever?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Quinton on November 24, 2013, 08:07:30 AM
Well some have had more epic launch titles which may have made up for the wait for more titles or driven more sales.  Super Mario 64 on the N64 was a game changer, I think.

I'd be interesting to look at the list of exclusive titles at launch at say lauch+3months for the last few generations of consoles....


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Velorath on November 24, 2013, 01:06:34 PM
These consoles are going to sell well this month and into December, but I suspect in January / February sales are going to look pretty bad. There is almost nothing interesting coming out for either system until March, and the launch lineups are far from impressive.

Am I the only one that thought you could apply this statement to every console release ever?

There are a lot of systems that had really weak overall lineups, but had at least one great game that made it feel worthwhile buying the system. With the NES, SNES, and N64 you had SMB, SMW, and Mario 64. Dreamcast at least had SoulCalibur. Xbox had Halo. The Wii of course had Wii Sports.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on November 24, 2013, 06:20:59 PM
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The Wii of course had Wii Sports.

i lolled


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Morfiend on November 24, 2013, 08:56:36 PM
I bought an Xbox One, I'm not completely sure why. But I did, so anyway.

The voice commands are really cool, when they work. I have my cable box using the xbox as a passthrough, and the Xbox guide is really nice. My main problem is that my cable remote doesnt work with the xbox guide (or OneGuide as they call it). The voice commands work well for navigating between apps, but to often fail, or give undesirable results. You also have to be very specific. I sat for about 1 minute saying "Xbox off, Xbox shutdown. XBOX OFF. XBOX SHUTDOWN" when in fact the command was "Xbox turn off". It also has real problems with scrolling commands "Scroll down" (the xbox scrolls up).

I can really see potential here, but it will probably be a good few years until its really ready for Joe Public.

To quote my wife at one point as we where trying to navigate the TV.

"Xbox, do better".


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 24, 2013, 09:04:32 PM
Does the creepy eye follow you around the room?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Sir T on November 25, 2013, 07:01:27 AM
File this under "this didn't take long"

http://www.dailydot.com/gaming/twitch-ps4-striptease-sony/

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It’s often said that adult entertainment thrives on—or even drives—the cutting edge of technology. So we’re not all that shocked that someone had the bright idea to use their Twitch-enabled PlayStation 4 to broadcast an alarming, apparently non-consensual strip show.

With partnerships struck this year between gaming broadcast service Twitch.tv and console competitors Microsoft and Sony, Twitch is poised to capture a far wider audience via the Xbox One and Playstation 4. Both devices can be used to view gameplay streams or share one’s own. Of particular novelty is the “augmented reality” game Playroom, which scans your living room (or whatever space your PS4 sits in) and renders it a virtual sandbox. A clip of a man frolicking with small robots went viral early on, though he maintains he recorded and shared it by accident.

The next idea to capture the gaming community’s attention was The Spartan Show, a bit of live call-in programming from a husband-and-wife team in Washington, D.C., that drew 200,000 viewers. Even Adam Boyes, PlayStation U.S. publisher and developer relations specialist, got in touch to commend the “pretty rad” concept. “We always just thought people would do streams,” he said. “We never thought people would do them with Playroom.”

But who wouldn’t want their own TV channel? Cue sleazy porn music.

Across message boards, gamers who had picked up on the trend predicted the appearance of inappropriate or disturbing content, freely available to countless underage console owners. They didn’t have long to wait. Sexually suggestive material began cropping up, with a full-blown scandal unfolding this weekend: A user with the handle Darckobra captured a marathon drinking session with his wife, who eventually fell asleep on the couch, only to have Darckobra lift up her shirt and expose one breast to the world. The channel then went dark for 15 minutes or so, with Darckobra’s unconscious wife completely naked when the stream continued.

Darckobra’s account was more or less instantly zapped, as Twitch maintains fairly stringent control of its hosted content. In fact, some of the site’s admins have been accused of banning anyone who makes a joke at their expense and making further efforts to sweep all such internal drama under the rug. Aside from such “libelous” comments, Twitch officially prohibits anything “defamatory, obscene, pornographic, indecent, lewd, suggestive, harassing, threatening, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, abusive, inflammatory, fraudulent or otherwise objectionable,” which gives them a pretty wide net as far as deletions go.

Nevertheless, Kotaku wondered if Sony and Twitch—whose spokesman noted that their users were unusually vigilant about reporting service violations—might revisit certain features or disable video sharing for Playroom to nip the problem in the bud. But just a casual perusing of the people broadcasting their Playroom escapades at the moment reveals the problem goes deeper than objectionable imagery. Here, for example, is what was being said in a chatroom by people watching an African-American family’s innocuous broadcast:

(http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/11/23/Screen_Shot_2013-11-24_at_12.05.22_PM.png)

Strange: It’s almost as though you can’t draw a line in the sand without someone on the Internet scrambling to cross it. 

People on a chatroom on twitch I was on this morning were saying that Playroom has gone insane. No further details were reported, thankfully.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on November 25, 2013, 10:55:26 AM
I love, hate and fear the Internet.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 25, 2013, 12:09:33 PM
And now, so will casual gamers.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on November 25, 2013, 04:30:34 PM
I'm just desensitized I guess, because I don't see how this is news. People use their PS4's webcam to strip and/or act like assholes. Who gives a fuck?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 25, 2013, 04:43:13 PM
I'm just desensitized I guess, because I don't see how this is news. People use their PS4's webcam to strip and/or act like assholes. Who gives a fuck?

How long before underaged porn laws get broken?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on November 25, 2013, 05:22:15 PM
Yesterday?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: RT81 on November 25, 2013, 05:57:45 PM
Normal person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad.

And by "Total Fuckwad" I mean sex offender.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on November 25, 2013, 06:02:44 PM
I'm not trying to start a debate over the pros and cons of people doing dumb shit on webcam. I'm just pointing out that all of this shit has been happening for at least a decade, and screaming about it now is pretty stupid.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: rk47 on November 25, 2013, 07:31:19 PM
COBRAAAAAAAA.  :awesome_for_real:



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on November 25, 2013, 08:10:40 PM
Chatroulette says "Hi"

Though doing said nonsense to your wife/ GF is a new level of low to my knowledge.  Guess it'd have to be your wife, since random_drunk_chick can press charges while the wife will be more limited.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 25, 2013, 08:12:53 PM
I think we all expect this of the internet, but while the internet is largely the frontier that we know it is, the consoles are specifically owned by one company. I would think they face harsher liability for allowing/not-policing underage nudity, given that their customers are in many cases underage.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Kageru on November 26, 2013, 02:07:04 AM

It certainly provides a challenge for their "heart of the family room" ambitions...


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on November 26, 2013, 09:26:56 AM
It just illustrates why we can't have nice things.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on November 27, 2013, 01:09:00 AM
My console war has been decided -- I'm getting a 3DS for Christmas. I


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Hawkbit on November 27, 2013, 10:34:55 AM
I think it's worth the buy.  I play it more than my PS3, at least.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: pxib on December 01, 2013, 01:10:52 PM
The Ballad of Xbone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7N14_V3WU8)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fordel on December 01, 2013, 04:45:09 PM
Why... why does it make that noise?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on December 01, 2013, 04:50:09 PM
DVD drive failure.  Most sound like it's just jammed but the last one is the disk spinning so fast it might just explode the disk.  Yes, that's a thing.

Ed: Also this was apparently a common flaw of the 360s as well. YouTube of how to fix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcZtfNv524w


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on December 01, 2013, 04:56:32 PM
There's a gear in the Blu-ray drive that's out of alignment causing the grinding noise (gear teeth slipping against something). You can whack the Xbox One a few times to knock it back into alignment, though :awesome_for_real:

Seriously: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDoDqTaIwIc


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fordel on December 01, 2013, 05:01:18 PM
Clown shoes!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on December 01, 2013, 05:21:33 PM
Not surprising given the rush to produce machines for the launches. Lots of PS4s are DOA as well.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on December 02, 2013, 01:23:36 AM
Less than 10,000 in an initial shipment of several million is lots now? That's a less than 1% failure rate for probably both consoles.One dude uploading a video of a failing unit doesn't equal lots of broken units.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on December 02, 2013, 04:38:02 AM
Oh loom the red ring defense can get recycled. I was worried it would go away.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on December 02, 2013, 06:02:16 AM
I'm not defending anything here. RROD affected 1/3rd of all consoles shipped. If the reported issues begin to approach 2 - 5 % even then yes people should be concerned and yes this might be an issue. As it stands now though the issues only seem to affect less than 10k of PS4/Xbox One units and a .5 to 1% failure rate is par for the course for pretty much any consumer electronic device.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on December 02, 2013, 12:56:48 PM
Less than 10,000 in an initial shipment of several million is lots now? That's a less than 1% failure rate for probably both consoles.One dude uploading a video of a failing unit doesn't equal lots of broken units.
Well considering that the scuttlebutt had Sony asking Amazon to stop selling (and allowing 3rd parties to list) the PS4 because so many were arriving DOA I would say that is a lot. Right now, depending on the PS4 model that you pick on Amazon, up to 1/3rd of all reviews are 1 star because of these issues. Yes the actual failure rate on the PS4 and Xbox One may fall within "industry norms" but times have changed and problems like these are being magnified by the Internet to a far greater extent than when the Xbox 360 and PS3 were released.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on December 02, 2013, 01:02:59 PM
I just bought a new computer because it's cyber monday and I don't really think these consoles are going to offer me anything like Steam can in the next year and change.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on December 03, 2013, 02:13:21 AM
As of today and according to Sony's own official press release, Sony managed to sell 2.1 Million PS 4 in the last two weeks - about 1 m in each launch market. They managed to break the launch sales record of 180,000 units in the UK previously held by the PSP, outsold the Xbox One 2:1 in the UK and already managed to surpass the lifetime to date sales of the Wii U in the UK. By the end of the year the PS 4 will have sold more units than the global lifetime to date sales of the Wii U

If they manage to keep up stock they might end up with 4 million units sold by December 31st.

MS hasn't released official numbers yet but they seem to be significantly lower than the PS 4 numbers in all markets according to 'insiders' even in the US and UK.

The launch of Super Mario 3D World doesn't seem to affect Wii U sales at all. It has launched abysmally in almost all markets even Japan - in fact it was the worst launch for a Mario game ever in Japan. In most markets the game didn't even manage to enter the top 10 of the sales charts.

With that in mind I'll be surprised if the Wii U sells more than 10 million consoles.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on December 03, 2013, 02:24:41 AM
regarding the discussion in the 'So what are you playing thread' regarding Nintendo competing against Sony/MS.

I seriously think that they don't know how they can compete except by being different. I suppose they don't even know what went wrong or how to fix it.

Even when they have the more powerful platforms they lose out and if it weren't for the unexpected success of the Wii (which will prove to be the Albatross around Nintendo's back eventually) I don't know if they would even make home consoles anymore. The Nintendo 64 was on paper a much more powerful platform than the Playstation (One).  93 MHz 64 bit MIPS processor, SGI-based graphics co-processor with 64 bit and 62,5 MHz, 8 MB of RD-RAM, unified memory architecture with a bus bandwidth of 250 MB/s. The playstation on the other hand had a 33 MHZ, 32 bit MIPS processor, 132 MB/s bus bandwidth, 2 MB RAM and a weaker graphics co-processor. The Playstation had similar performace than the Sega Saturn, but the hardware architecture of the Saturn was so weird with dual CPU and six (!) co-processors on a shared memory bus, that it didn't gain any traction with developers. The Playstation had a hardware codec and video (de)-compressor chip on board and could decode FMV, which the Nintendo could not

The Nintendo 64 was also the cheapest console at launch going for $199 vs the Playstation's $299 and the Saturn's ridiculous $399.

Yet the Playstation outsold the NIntendo 64 4:1 (120 m vs 30m)

Same deal with gamecube vs. Playstation 2. The gamecube was much more powerful on paper. 485 MHz PPC CPU 162 MHz Ati graphics co-processor, 42 MB of RAM vs. 192 MHz 'Emotion-Engine' MIPS processor, 32 MB of RAM and a 147 MHz 'graphics synthesizer' co-processor.

Yet the PS2 outsold the gamecube nearly 8:1 (155 m vs. 21 m) and even the original Xbox managed to sell slightly more than the GC.

The explanation always was that Nintendo's insistence on using proprietary storage formats (because license fees) led them to a point where the more powerful platform couldn't compete on content. The Nintendo 64 had 64 MB max for cartridges and obviously couldn't compete with the CD-ROM based FMV capable Playstation games and the gamecube's Mini-DVD only stored 1.2 GB vs the 4.8 GB of the PS 2's DVD-ROM.

Sony also had more third party support than Nintendo because they treated them better and the initial 'buy-in' to develop for the Playstation was lower than for Nintendo platforms.

Nintendo also doesn't want to sell their consoles at a loss even if it is a small loss. They want to be profitable from day one so they couldn't offer a similar package to the Xbox One or PS 4 which both lose around $50 - $70 on each sale let alone being cheaper than the other two.

So I don't see how they could compete with Sony/Ms except by 'recreating the magic' and somehow having another Wii on thier hands, which probably won't happen.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fordel on December 03, 2013, 02:28:29 AM
I want to say the PS1's popularity came from how easy it was to pirate the games. Lined up with CD burners becoming affordable.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on December 03, 2013, 02:40:03 AM
Anecdotal, but that's 100% what happened in Italy. People got the PS1 because they knew once they shelled out the money for the console, they had access to a virtually unlimited game library for a nominal fee. Pirated games were sold for the equivalent of 1$ to 3$ in temporary stalls in front of grocery stores or pushed to you by foreign underpaid illegal workers at any relevant venue on weekend nights.

All of a sudden people who never cared about videogames wanted a Playstation, cause it was cool, fun and so incredibly cheap.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on December 03, 2013, 03:52:53 AM
I wonder why it didn't kill the PS1 like it did the Dreamcast then?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on December 03, 2013, 04:38:11 AM
Most likely because the PS 1 sold 108 million units over its lifetime and the PS 2 sold 150 million units but the Dreamcast only sold 10 million units.

If my memory serves me right then the average gamer buys four to five games per console and even blockbuster titles only manage a 5 - 10% conversion rate. An installed base of 100 million or 150 million units may create a viable market for publishers despite rampant piracy while an installed base of only 10 million might not.

The number one best selling title on the Dreamcast was Sonic Adventure with sales of about 2.5 million, on the Playstation it was Gran Turismo with about 11 million and on the PS 2 it was GTA San Andreas with about 17.3 million units. More people bought GTA San Andreas on the PS 2 than owned a Gamecube or Dreamcast.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on December 03, 2013, 11:36:48 AM
With pirated games the PS1 also brought the first generation imports as well.  Bringing over Japanese games was HUGE, I remember my company bringing an original dance dance revolution game+gamepad from japan back in 2000 or so as a game to play at conventions and watching how it took off in America shortly after.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fordel on December 03, 2013, 12:38:09 PM
Anecdotal, but that's 100% what happened in Italy. People got the PS1 because they knew once they shelled out the money for the console, they had access to a virtually unlimited game library for a nominal fee. Pirated games were sold for the equivalent of 1$ to 3$ in temporary stalls in front of grocery stores or pushed to you by foreign underpaid illegal workers at any relevant venue on weekend nights.

All of a sudden people who never cared about videogames wanted a Playstation, cause it was cool, fun and so incredibly cheap.


What happened here is we would just rent the game from blockbuster and anyone who wanted a copy would bring a blank CD over.


The Dreamcast was covered by Sega's stink. Most kids here thought of Sega as a dead end. I want to say it's launch window was weird too? I dunno anymore, its all muddled in my head.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on December 03, 2013, 02:41:01 PM
The Magic of the Wii was a cultural MacGuffin.

Everyone wanted one, when deep down they either didn't want a console, wanted a PC or wanted a PS2 and didn't even know it. The PS3 isn't even relevant when it comes to games as the PS2 managed to surpass the SNES in "number of unbelievably good games on one console."

Wii Sports was a red herring while the board game industry rebooted itself. THANKS CATAN, NOW GO AWAY, YOU SUCK (YOU TOO FELICIA DAY/WIL WHEATON (AND DR. WHO FOR GOOD MEASURE), FAMILIES ARE HAVING FUN AGAIN).


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on December 03, 2013, 04:10:21 PM
Huh? The Wii came out before the whole board game geek-shiek movement.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ingmar on December 03, 2013, 04:42:46 PM
No it didn't. The modern board game era starts with Settlers in 1995. If you want another milestone, boardgamegeek.com has been around since 2000.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on December 03, 2013, 07:31:07 PM
YOU SUCK (YOU TOO FELICIA DAY/WIL WHEATON).

I like that that youtube show made me realize how true this is.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: dusematic on December 04, 2013, 06:51:39 AM
the wii u gamepad is too expensive, and thus the wii u is too expensive.  the gimmick is fine, and you can always play with a wii u pro controller.  had a non gamer friend over the other day and he picked up the wii u pro controller and remarked how nice it was.  the nunchuk/wii remote setup is pretty neat for some games too.  and, nintendo probably has the most AAA exclusives, depending on that definition i guess. 

the problem is the price, and the originall wii blue ocean strategy that, as schild said, was basically a cultural macguffin, aint working this time.  so, if the wii u were $200, im sure it could have a profitable gamecube-esque future selling 25m units as a supplemental console.  but theyre locked in with an expensive gamepad that apparently costs like $100 to manufacture.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: dusematic on December 04, 2013, 06:54:16 AM
i guess wii u is fine until it isnt.  if it stops being stocked in major retailers its done.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on December 04, 2013, 07:33:48 AM
I really like the Wii U gamepad, and I think they will do a lot of really clever stuff with it.  I don't actually care if the Wii U only fills a small niche, as long as they continue to kick out the requisite Zelda and Mario titles, and I am pretty sure they will.  Right at this moment, it is the only one of the new consoles I even care about.  I might care about a PS4 later.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Soulflame on December 04, 2013, 08:06:05 AM
A friend of mine cracked his Wii U gamepad screen in a move, apparently Nintendo refused to replace it, and offered to sell him a replacement for $150.

Not cool, Nintendo.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on December 04, 2013, 08:34:41 AM
Not surprising they didn't replace it considering he, you know, totally broke it himself.   But 150 sure is a lot.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rishathra on December 04, 2013, 10:42:42 AM
My son absolutely adores Luigi and is getting a Wii U for Christmas so he can play Super Luigi World.  I find myself just as excited about this as he is, and I have't owned a console since the Nintendo 64.  I could still care less about the PS or XBox.  As others have said, keep me in Mario and Zelda titles and I'll be fine.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: dusematic on December 04, 2013, 11:35:25 AM
My son absolutely adores Luigi and is getting a Wii U for Christmas so he can play Super Luigi World.  I find myself just as excited about this as he is, and I have't owned a console since the Nintendo 64.  I could still care less about the PS or XBox.  As others have said, keep me in Mario and Zelda titles and I'll be fine.

How is Luigi a thing for people under 18?  Did you prime that pump?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rishathra on December 04, 2013, 12:52:30 PM
His mom has always been real worried that I would do that.  She knows I'm a gamer and she is definitely one of the "it's a huge waste of time and you could be doing other, more important things" type of people.  Knowing this, I have studiously avoided ever mentioning anything about the subject to or around him.  His aunt, of all people, got him hooked.  She is the target Wii audience and plays it a lot when she is watching him.  Mom was of course infuriated, but not at me, thankfully.  But she is also smart enough to know that you cannot unring that bell, so she is now the one buying him all the games and the Mario toys.  I smile quietly to myself.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: naum on December 04, 2013, 01:21:13 PM
Not planning on buying either XBone or PS4. XBone is a maybe (had an old XBox before I gave it some kid in the hospital) but it just too much money and all the dough I got is going for a new computer this month.

Had a Sony PS2 for a little while but gave that away -- generally avoid Sony products as just about anything I've bought with a Sony label on it during my lifetime has died prematurely.

With some extra contract work over the summer, used the proceeds to pick up a 3DS XL and a few games -- Animal Crossing, Fire Emblem: Awakening, SMT. Still haven't dented FE yet. Had fun with the Pokemon Dungeon demo and a few other DL titles but there just isn't a lot of games for this. Though it just did get the youTube app and a Hulu app :D

Wii U even has less games. It could be interesting but I just don't see this getting critical mass -- Nintendo had a window when the Wii was selling like crazy and they fumbled their chance to parlay it into something bigger.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Morat20 on December 04, 2013, 07:17:31 PM
I just bought my first PS3. :) Well, as a gift for my kid. (He's wanted one). It's got a deep library, I got a 250 gig model and two games for a decent price, and he's been wanting one.

The PS4 and Xbox One weren't even on the list for either of us. Even the friends I've got who are interested are very much "Maybe in a year".


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rasix on December 04, 2013, 07:24:18 PM
Had a Sony PS2 for a little while but gave that away -- generally avoid Sony products as just about anything I've bought with a Sony label on it during my lifetime has died prematurely.

Heh, I've had a Playstation, PS2, PSP, and a PS3.  Not even the slightest problem.

My XBox had multiple games that would crash it.  My 360 died in the middle of Mass Effect 3.  I gave my controllers and games to my nephews.

I think I'd rather get a 3DS than any of the current gen machines.  But, it's getting to be the time in my son's life, where me getting toys is going to make him a bit jealous.   I can wait.  Maybe my nephews will give me one of their old ones.

As I get older, it's starting to feel like I'll be happy just getting shit on the PC.  I don't seem to have enough free time to outpace my Steam backlog and actually care about other systems.  Well, other than when I'm pooping, and the iPhone covers that.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on December 05, 2013, 06:30:20 AM
I think this animated gif (http://www.somethingawful.com/video-game-article/aaa-first-minutes/) sums up what's killing my enthusiasm for video games.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on December 05, 2013, 08:02:41 AM
I think I'd rather get a 3DS than any of the current gen machines.  


They were $150 online on Black Friday.  Was seriously seriously tempted.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rasix on December 05, 2013, 08:47:15 AM
That would have been more tempting before I had to spend $500 getting a growth removed from my cat's ass.   :uhrr:

I think this animated gif (http://www.somethingawful.com/video-game-article/aaa-first-minutes/) sums up what's killing my enthusiasm for video games.

Man, that's depressing.  I tend to avoid a lot of the AAA titles, although not out of any effort to avoid that nonsense.  Assassins' Creed, bro-bro shooters, etc just don't do a lot for me anymore.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: sickrubik on December 05, 2013, 10:07:20 AM
I think I'd rather get a 3DS than any of the current gen machines.  


They were $150 online on Black Friday.  Was seriously seriously tempted.

To clarify, the XL was on sale for $150. And I was so tempted I bought one. Sadly did not get to a target in time to swindle them out of the Zelda version, but I'll be happy with the Black one I nabbed.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rokal on December 05, 2013, 01:17:49 PM
My son absolutely adores Luigi and is getting a Wii U for Christmas so he can play Super Luigi World.  I find myself just as excited about this as he is, and I have't owned a console since the Nintendo 64.  I could still care less about the PS or XBox.  As others have said, keep me in Mario and Zelda titles and I'll be fine.

You should consider getting him a 3DS if he doesn't already have one. Luigis Mansion 2 is fantastic and there are a bunch of other 3DS games with Luigi too. NSMB/NSLB are sort of terrible by contrast. 3D World on Wii U is great stuff though and Luigi is playable there, so it's not all bad.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Numtini on December 06, 2013, 05:39:28 AM
Quote
Yet the Playstation outsold the NIntendo 64 4:1 (120 m vs 30m)

Two words sum up the issues with the N64: FINISH HIM!

Just when the N64 should have been beating up on the Sega Genesis nevermind Sony, Nintendo shot themselves in the foot by bowing and scraping to the Clinton administration, Leiberman, and the rest of the nanny-state "protect the children" types. They made their choice right there when they censored the fataliities in Mortal Combat. It was a very direct statement: Nintendo is for young children, not for adults.

Sony said the exact opposite: the PS is an expensive game for adults, wink wink you can even play porno video CDs on it.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on December 06, 2013, 06:28:13 AM
If you did buy an xbox there is an image making the rounds that pretends to "unlock 360 games" but actually puts the system into an infinite reboot cycle, so, you know, don't do that.

This is made possible because if you push the trigger buttons in a certain order you can put the console into a "developer mode" and mess with stuff you really shouldn't be.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on December 06, 2013, 08:00:07 AM
 :ye_gods:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on December 07, 2013, 01:57:28 PM
Don't know where else to put it but I need to ventand this thread seemed the most appropriate.

God is GAF a cesspit of stupidity.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on December 07, 2013, 07:28:51 PM
There are two reasons to read GAF:

1. Get news
2. Laugh at idiots
3. Bonus optional reason - troll said idiots

It's great if you accept it for what it is.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Maledict on December 08, 2013, 05:46:44 AM
*shrugs*

I don't get the hate on Gaf. Yes there's a vast number of idiots, but it has such an insanely huge population it's bound to have. There's still a lot of decent conversations there - and it's not like anywhere else doesn't also have it's idiots and terrible threads.

I do find the number of people obsessing over the slightest detail on sonic games or JRPGs slightly unnerving however...


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on December 09, 2013, 03:33:37 AM
Incidentially the VGX or whatever it was happened and...hoo boy. Video games.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaCso_b_PtY


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on December 09, 2013, 05:34:18 AM
A lot of people seem quite upset Joel McHale mocked such a very mockworthy "event".  I've watched a few of these clip videos of his hosting and I think it was fantastic.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on December 09, 2013, 08:06:42 AM
This was actually part of what triggered my 'GAF is bullshit!' post.

They all complained that VGX was an embarassement, a corporate shill event and a big circlejerk, yet most complained about McHale's hosting because he 'didn't treat the event and the people  with respect'.

I say that the only way you can approach such events is by mercilessly mocking everyone involved.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on December 09, 2013, 12:35:16 PM
They all complained that VGX was an embarassement, a corporate shill event and a big circlejerk, yet most complained about McHale's hosting because he 'didn't treat the event and the people  with respect'.

I'm sorry... respect? For what is basically an industry fellating itself on television for its least creative endeavors?

EDIT: Also, was this shit live? Because it was fucking amateur hour and expecting a comic not to go off on it was kind of stupid.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: dusematic on December 10, 2013, 12:48:37 AM
lol, mchale was so off script and made everyone else so uncomfortable im guessing he was intoxicated.  pretty funny.  "i live in the quantic dreams multiverse." lol


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on December 10, 2013, 09:05:54 AM
He did say he took a shot whenever he heard "next-gen".


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on December 10, 2013, 02:58:52 PM
Incidentially the VGX or whatever it was happened and...hoo boy. Video games.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaCso_b_PtY
This is amazing.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on December 10, 2013, 03:01:44 PM
I don't even know what VGX is or is supposed to be. Does gaming need awards?

Can't we go back to the days when the only public faces of gaming were Miyamoto and Will Wright and they were awkward enough to make everyone else seem normal?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on December 10, 2013, 05:04:50 PM
That coverage of gaming is the best yet. "How much did you pay him?"

I was rolling.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: patience on December 10, 2013, 05:37:24 PM
This was actually part of what triggered my 'GAF is bullshit!' post.

They all complained that VGX was an embarassement, a corporate shill event and a big circlejerk, yet most complained about McHale's hosting because he 'didn't treat the event and the people  with respect'.

I say that the only way you can approach such events is by mercilessly mocking everyone involved.

Eh it wasn't most. They did a community poll and 60% of them preferred Mchale over Keighley.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on December 10, 2013, 06:41:47 PM
The best thing about VGX talk is the idea that developers were insulted by Joel. Sure, maybe 2 were. I'm pretty sure everyone else took it in stride and understood what was happening.

VGX and it's participants got exactly the amount of respect they deserved.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on December 18, 2013, 02:11:42 AM
I don't get the hate on Gaf. Yes there's a vast number of idiots, but it has such an insanely huge population it's bound to have. There's still a lot of decent conversations there - and it's not like anywhere else doesn't also have it's idiots and terrible threads.

For a community that claims to be passionate about 'gaming' they're too keen on shitting on everything that GAF as a whole doesn't deem to be part of the gaming orthodoxy. The community still perpetuates too much of the 'gamer bullshit' found nearly everywhere in NA gamer culture. Hating on gamers or games that are not 'core', classification of games as 'non-games' just because they don't follow traditional mechanics or difficulty levels, the same misogynistic bullshit I'm entirely tired of reading about, confounding being popular with being great ('a GotY list without Bioshock Infinite and The last of us is worthless') while at the same time hating on AAA culture and the masses gobbling it up (the GAF game of the year thread features a level of cognitive dissonance that is mind boggling), confounding 'hard' with challenging or dismissing 'easy' games as non-games etc. ('should be more like Dark Souls' is seriously a thing over there which is a stupid opinion whether you like dark souls or not)

There are decent conversations but they all degenerate into the usual bullshit once the general population of GAF has found the thread and started shitting it up which for me makes GAF only marginally better than most other forums out there where the neocons of gamers are enforcing the status quo against those pesky casuals and women.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Job601 on December 18, 2013, 06:07:40 AM
Lately the thing that's driving me crazy about gamer culture is they all think "dark and gritty" means sophisticated and adult, when it actually means "made for teenage boys."


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Goreschach on December 18, 2013, 11:04:33 AM
Lately the thing that's driving me crazy about gamer culture is they all think "dark and gritty" means sophisticated and adult, when it actually means "made for teenage boys."

Lately?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: tazelbain on December 18, 2013, 11:19:02 AM
Lately the thing that's driving me crazy about gamer culture is they all think "dark and gritty" means sophisticated and adult, when it actually means "made for teenage boys."
You're just substituting one false generalization for another.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: pxib on December 21, 2013, 11:27:57 PM
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/5fe1a4fcb402182500b9058f2d758ce5/tumblr_my6ja942mF1re86uzo1_500.jpg)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 07, 2014, 11:04:10 AM
CES announcements:

Xbox One sold through to customers 'over 3 million' units in 2013
PS 4 sold through to customers 4.2 million units by Dec. 28th.

PS4 will likely outsell Wii U's lifetime to date sales by end of January.

If I read the numbers correctly PS 4 has on average sold 40% more units than Xbone in every territory where both are available.

Anecdotal evidence from Germany. PS 4 still sold out everywhere, XBox One has been available in large quantities from every retailer since before Christmas. Right now every big box store in my city has at least 30 Xbones, no PS 4.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on January 07, 2014, 11:06:29 AM
Playstation Now? (http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/01/07/sony-reveals-its-streaming-service-playstation-now?zeta_id=15925416&utm_source=Targeted%20Blasts&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Playstation+Now_22961_1286699_1286707&utm_content=15925416) Do we care?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on January 07, 2014, 11:18:09 AM
Could be cool. Great for older games.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Phildo on January 07, 2014, 11:19:35 AM
Yeah, but I still can't play my old PS2 discs on there, can I?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on January 07, 2014, 11:24:52 AM
Naw, but whatever.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Phildo on January 07, 2014, 11:39:07 AM
Well, I don't currently have a system and if I could just buy a PS4 and get all the functionality out of it, that would be sweet.  Otherwise, I'm off to hunt down a used, backwards-compatible PS3.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on January 07, 2014, 12:29:45 PM
Phildo.

#0: http://pcsx2.net/

#1: http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=23421.msg1230427#msg1230427

#2: http://wiki.pcsx2.net/index.php/GSDX#Quick_guide_to_the_settings

#3: http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=23421.msg1232215#msg1232215


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: dusematic on January 07, 2014, 09:42:46 PM
So what are the chances Nintendo meets its target of 9 million Wii U's this fiscal year? 


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 07, 2014, 09:45:50 PM
Maybe but Hell has to freeze over first and then some pigs need to fly.

In all seriousness: never, ever will they meet that goal it was always unrealistic.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: dusematic on January 07, 2014, 09:55:40 PM
Maybe but Hell has to freeze over first and then some pigs need to fly.

In all seriousness: never, ever will they meet that goal it was always unrealistic.

if you want to reach the moon you have to aim for the stars.   :grin:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 07, 2014, 10:24:37 PM
That sales target was so ridiculous thatn it raised a lot of eyebrows among investors and industry insiders. Nintendo hasn't released numbers for december yet but the forecasts put Nintendo at 4.5 million consoles lifetime to date as of 31st of december. Iwata would have to move the same amount of merchandise by the end of Nintendo's fiscal year in march - a ridiculous proposition if there ever was one.

In fact missing that goal and finally having to admit that the Wii U is a commercial failure that probably won't even reach Gamecube numbers could lead to a shift in Nintendo's overall strategy and could even lead to some reshuffling of executive positions inside the company. There's even talk that Iwata himself might have to step down once the reality of the Wii U's failure hits.

I don't know what Nintendo's chief executives have been smoking when they made that forecast but it had to be good stuff for them to go so far off the deep end. Nintendo will likely miss the projected sales number by several million units and it will be a very bad day for Nintendo's stock and overall value. I mean Sony sold thze same amount of PS 4 consoles in 6 weeks that Nintendo took more than a year to sell. By march the XBone will also have surpassed Nintendos LTD sales numbers and Nintendo can be very happy whn they reach 10 million units by the time the Wii U get's replaced (if it will be replaced).


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on January 08, 2014, 05:32:08 AM
I was thinking about buying Xenoblade Chronicles and since the wiiU is backwards compatable maybe getting one, so I finally took a look at it.  That controller looks, and is, a gimped tablet that only has 3-5 hours of battery life.  Despite the fact that people seem to like that new Mario game a lot they did not create a console bundle for it.  Shipping them out with two choices of system based on a laughably small amount of flash memory, 8 or 32 gig, almost makes me angry.  It costs too much for how weak it is.  Their online system is still badly managed.  I guess I would have to buy a wii controller for some wii games.

If they came out with a bundle that included mario and the much better "pro" controller and reduced the price I might buy one.  It was also painful trying to look up info because they gave it such a stupid name.  A lot of people don't even realize they are different systems.  It is so unpopular google auto "corrected" many of my searches that used "wiiu" to just be "wii" and I had to use the "No search for what I actually typed damn it" option.

Then I found out Xenoblade is some sort of rare hard to find game that sells for twice the original msrp, used, so fuck that.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on January 08, 2014, 08:41:02 AM
The WiiU was doomed the instant the Xbone and PS4 architectures were decided.

If everyone had stuck with the previous gen designs where it's some wacky cobbled together board based on some custom chip or repurposed PowerPC thing maybe, but now you have two architectures for modern consoles:

PC, PS4, Xbone - x86 architecture, desktop style AMD GPU, lots of RAM.

and

WiiU - Some PowerPC thing again and a custom AMD GPU?

And it's also the least powerful of all the consoles and has a gimmicky ass controller. Not a good recipe for getting multiplatform titles.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: dusematic on January 08, 2014, 08:56:17 AM
One would think they could do pretty well just copying the competition's hardware and then having their 1st party games on it.  But I guess they feel that strategy sucks after Gamecube.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: naum on January 08, 2014, 08:58:22 AM
That sales target was so ridiculous thatn it raised a lot of eyebrows among investors and industry insiders. Nintendo hasn't released numbers for december yet but the forecasts put Nintendo at 4.5 million consoles lifetime to date as of 31st of december. Iwata would have to move the same amount of merchandise by the end of Nintendo's fiscal year in march - a ridiculous proposition if there ever was one.

WiiU is doomed, with lackluster sales despite holiday ad blitz (I don't watch much television but it seemed like WiiU ads were everywhere, on networks, on Hulu, etc.…).

If the price was lower, it might be more viable but it's probably too late for that now.

Meanwhile, Nintendo sold ~8M copies of Pokemon X and Pokemon Y in last couple of months and lifetime sales of 3DS now >40M (and I cannot recall ever seeing a TV ad for 3DS though I'm almost certain Nintendo must have done at least a little TV advertising). It doesn't have a robust library of titles either but there are half-dozen to dozen games making it a worthy purchase.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on January 08, 2014, 09:05:27 AM
The Wii U might have succeeded had it been the hardware they released for the Wii - i.e. an HD graphics capable motion sensor game console. They failed to take any real advantage of the motion-sensing controls when the Wii came out by forcing 3rd party developers to make 1) a game with motion controls and 2) a game without HD graphics in order to be on the Wii. #2 alone meant that any 3rd party dev that wanted a multi-platform game would have to create 2 entirely different versions of the game with the most expensive part of game dev - art assets. I thought not having HD graphics wouldn't hurt the Wii and it didn't - but it DID hurt Nintendo's long-term prospects because of how much distance it put between 3rd party devs and Nintendo.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on January 08, 2014, 09:09:23 AM
I guess I would have to buy a wii controller for some wii games.

Yes.

The ghost game is very cool.  Not enough software makes use of the pad.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: dusematic on January 08, 2014, 10:26:46 AM
I guess I would have to buy a wii controller for some wii games.

Yes.

The ghost game is very cool.  Not enough software makes use of the pad.

A little too imbalanced as the ghost.  I've played it a lot with different people and it's extremely rare the ghost loses.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rokal on January 08, 2014, 11:23:08 AM
I was thinking about buying Xenoblade Chronicles and since the wiiU is backwards compatable maybe getting one, so I finally took a look at it.  That controller looks, and is, a gimped tablet that only has 3-5 hours of battery life.  Despite the fact that people seem to like that new Mario game a lot they did not create a console bundle for it.  Shipping them out with two choices of system based on a laughably small amount of flash memory, 8 or 32 gig, almost makes me angry.  It costs too much for how weak it is.  Their online system is still badly managed.  I guess I would have to buy a wii controller for some wii games.

If it's any consolation, the 8 GB model has been discontinued and the system supports external USB drives or cheap SD cards. The gamepad does have a pretty awful battery life at 3-5 hours, but the deluxe (32 GB) models come with a nice charging dock so it's easy to just sit the gamepad on the cradle between uses. I don't play games for more than 3 hours in one burst anymore these days, but the Pro controller has a much higher battery life if you expect that to be a problem. The only time I get annoyed by the battery life is when I'm using the system to stream a couple hours worth of Netflix/Hulu, in which case you can set it on the charging dock while you watch.

Super Mario 3D World would have been a nice bundle pack-in, but it's pretty rare for the new killer-app on a system to be a part of a discounted bundle. Still, New Super Mario Bros U, the game that was included in the recent holiday bundle, is trash. I feel bad for anyone that got the system for the holidays without any other games.

Then I found out Xenoblade is some sort of rare hard to find game that sells for twice the original msrp, used, so fuck that.

Also looks like blurry shit unless you play it on Dolphin, which is more effort than I'm willing to put into playing a JRPG in 2013/14.

Edit: If you're looking for a game that does a great job making an argument for the gamepad, check out Rayman Legends. The Wii U version is definitely the best version of the game and there are a lot of really clever ways the game uses the gamepad.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Hawkbit on January 08, 2014, 12:53:13 PM
Xenoblade C looked really great on Dolphin; it was unstable though.  I kept getting screen tears and lockups, so I bought the Wii version which I found unplayable due to the crap graphics.  Great game, terrible platform decision.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on January 08, 2014, 12:59:59 PM
It goes unplayed due to my inability to rip the disc.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on January 08, 2014, 01:59:06 PM
Xenoblade C looked really great on Dolphin; it was unstable though.  I kept getting screen tears and lockups, so I bought the Wii version which I found unplayable due to the crap graphics.  Great game, terrible platform decision.
I never had any problems with it on Dolphin, once I got everything configured properly.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on January 08, 2014, 03:33:53 PM
So about Titanfall:

(http://i.imgur.com/VZFYSIV.png)

lol


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rasix on January 08, 2014, 03:36:29 PM
One more than a MOBA.  SHOOT FOR THE STARS!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Velorath on January 08, 2014, 03:43:13 PM
If it's what makes the game the most fun rather than just a technical limitation then I don't see what the issue is, not that I'm really interested in the game either way. Much like with MMO's it's easier to get a good team of 6 people together as opposed to playing with 30 other random people.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on January 08, 2014, 03:51:10 PM
It's actually got loads of bots in it, they're labeled "militia" in all the vids. My pet theory is that games journos loved the game at trade shows because they thought they were massarcing human opponents.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on January 08, 2014, 05:30:53 PM
It goes unplayed due to my inability to rip the disc.

Actually I remember now that I sort of groaned while reading about configuring a controller for Dolphin.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 08, 2014, 07:37:32 PM
A Dolphin's Tale, The Story of GameCube (http://www.dromble.com/2014/01/07/dolphin-tale-story-of-gamecube/).

A long but great text about the design and development of the GameCube with lots of quotes and background info. Also relevant to understand why Nintendo does things the way they do.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on January 09, 2014, 02:24:30 AM
Titanfall 6vs6? This could be a dealbreaker for me. What the fuckin hell.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on January 09, 2014, 07:01:44 AM
Kinect trolling. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWZLa4AnN5k)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on January 09, 2014, 07:09:38 AM
That video rules. Like every one of those players sounds either stoned or like they're 10 years old.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 09, 2014, 07:34:49 AM
It's COD so the latter.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MisterNoisy on January 09, 2014, 08:38:20 AM
It's COD so the latter.

It's CoD, so odds are that for many of them, it's both simultaneously.  :P


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on January 09, 2014, 11:07:38 AM
It's actually got loads of bots in it, they're labeled "militia" in all the vids. My pet theory is that games journos loved the game at trade shows because they thought they were massarcing human opponents.

The design of the game is very intentionally that everyone gets to feel good about themselves because they can rack up kills on bots even if they suck. I suspect the more hardcore shooter people are going to have serious issues with it.

I agree that the raw numbers don't really matter, but the game does feel like it's catering to casuals.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on January 09, 2014, 12:52:52 PM
I can't wait for the Militia Exp Booster, exclusively for Titanfall Premium, only $59.99 on Origin!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nonentity on January 09, 2014, 04:53:36 PM
I think y'all are getting your panties in a twist over a game you haven't played yet. I watched a few full matches at E3 with their devs playing, and I don't really think there's anything to worry about. The bots are more like moba-style creeps you gotta keep an eye out for or you'll get swarmed, but they aren't super hard to mow through. It's to be an impediment more than anything.

I tend to prefer smaller player counts anyways. There's always BF4 for my large playercount fun.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on January 09, 2014, 06:17:33 PM
It just clicked.

Titanfall is built on the Source Engine but will only be available on Origin?

Valve needs to lay the everloving smackdown on shit like that.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Goreschach on January 09, 2014, 06:20:00 PM
Why bother? Just let them hoist themselves on their own petard. Everybody already hates origin, and will hate them for using origin. No reason for Valve to make themselves look like the dicks here.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on January 09, 2014, 07:36:18 PM
Wait what? Is Titanfall really based on source?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on January 09, 2014, 08:22:42 PM
Wait what? Is Titanfall really based on source?
Yes. They took the modding capability out of it to boot.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on January 10, 2014, 07:29:56 AM
It is absolutely hilarious though that the Titanfall people left Activision in anger, and then decided to sign up with EA and a MS console exclusive.  

edit: also, there's a small chance that the reason we have seen so little Titanfall content is because there's a problem and it's not ready. In which case the shitstorm will beautiful.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on January 10, 2014, 07:32:07 AM
Well, they're basically doing it on their own terms still which is better than they had.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on January 10, 2014, 07:44:17 AM
Well, there's "on their own terms" and there's "only on Origin". These two combined make for many interpretations, but I don't think any of them are good.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on January 10, 2014, 08:24:17 AM
Hard to say "on their own terms" when EA just ups and decides not to release the game on playstation because of some deal they made with microsoft.

Doesn't matter, big budget console fps games are like the reality singing/dancing shows of video games.  They're all garbage but people will still lap it up.  Fucking CoD Ghosts sold a metric shit ton.  Best possible outcome is titanfall causes a schism in the CoD community causing its user base to be cut in half and making both games less profitable.

Who am I kidding people will just buy both the same way they watch both american idol and dancing with the stars or whatever.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on January 10, 2014, 12:58:00 PM
Oh, I could be wrong but I think the reality show of gaming is Madden 25.  I've never played a Madden game before, unless maybe you count one on the Genesis, but this thing was apparently programmed by monkeys.  It's just a terrible, terrible program.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nonentity on January 10, 2014, 02:51:39 PM
I doubt this game will be as terrible as the naysayers are predicting. They are making something totally within their wheelhouse, and I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt since they made MW2, which is my favorite in the series.

They've been working on it for what, three or four years?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 11, 2014, 06:30:16 AM
A nice little inside story (http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/digitalfoundry-2014-secret-developers-wii-u-the-inside-story) by Digital Foundry on the experience of developing for the Wii U pre launch.

A few gems from the article:

About the maturity of the toolchain:

"Nintendo had provided an integration of their development tools into Visual Studio - the de facto standard for development - but it didn't work, not even close. So time was spent trying to get this fixed up, while reporting the issue to the platform holder. Eventually we received a solution from Nintendo via another third-party company who had also been working on this issue for a while.

So now we could make the code visible in Visual Studio and get it compiling, which was good, but the compilation times were really slow, even for minor changes. Then it had to do the link step, at which point you could happily get up, make a cup of tea, have a chat and get back to your desk before the link was complete. Link times were measured in multiple (four or more) minutes on Wii U compared to around one minute on other platforms."

about the NCL support experience:

"After about a week of chasing we heard back from the support team that they had received an answer from Japan, which they emailed to us. The reply was in the form of a few sentences of very broken English that didn't really answer the question that we had asked in the first place. So we went back to them asking for clarification, which took another week or so to come back. After the second delay we asked why it was taking to long for replies to come back from Japan, were they very busy? The local support team said no, it's just that any questions had to be sent off for translation into Japanese, then sent to the developers, who replied and then the replies were translated back to English and sent back to us. With timezone differences and the delay in translating, this usually took a week !"

about the networking and social features:

"(we) asked how certain scenarios might work with the Mii friends and networking, all the time referencing how Xbox Live and PSN achieve the same thing. At some point in this conversation we were informed that it was no good referencing Live and PSN as nobody in their development teams used those systems (!) so could we provide more detailed explanations for them?"

Interesting read and if only half of it is true then Nintendo seriously dropped the ball in more than one way.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 11, 2014, 06:57:41 AM
Nintendo apparently licensed the compiler toolchain from Green Hills. For anyone who doesn't know them Green Hills is one of only a few major toolchain companies providing products to the embedded sector. Since Nintendo still uses Power PC cores the selection of viable tool chains is basically limited to Green Hills, Wind River or Freescale's own Codewarrior tools (only viable though if you use Freescale ppc cores). All providers of embedded development tools because PPC is pretty much only used for embedded products today. This is also pretty much the reason why they all suck.

I'd kill for Visual Studio integration for any of those products for example. Unfortunately using those products means that you are stuck with tools and GUI interfaces that are as comfortable to use as Borland Turbo C/C++ from 1990 yet offer even less features.

Since I've had the unfortunate experience of having to work with their tools in several embedded projects I can relate to the developer in the OP. Green Hills exemplifies what is wrong with embedded development. They provide you with tools that are horribly out of date, have horrible UI and a user experience stuck in the middle ages and are as well documented as the incoherent ramblings of a madman while charging you $10,000 per license for the privilege of using them. I can't blame them though since their competition is pretty much as bad.

Switching PS 4 and Xbone to X86 wasn't just a great move to make things easier for multi-platform titles because of easier porting it also meant that companies are no longer stuck with absolutely horrible embedded tool chains and can instead use Visual Studio or Eclipse based IDEs and LLVM/CLANG or Intel's ICC as compiler/linker.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on January 11, 2014, 07:23:43 AM
Is codewarrior still a gigantic pile of dogshit?

I haven't really heard a good word about from anyone I've ever known who has been forced to use it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 11, 2014, 07:46:58 AM
Yes but now the dogshit is based on a haphazardly adapted eclipse installation instead of their own GUI.

You can still find references to the Gamecube's gecko ppc processor in the ppc startup code that comes as part of the installation. Which means that those parts haven't been touched since 2001.

As embedded tool chains go it's pretty par for the course though. It's all pretty much overpriced dogshit.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on January 11, 2014, 12:52:57 PM
A nice little inside story (http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/digitalfoundry-2014-secret-developers-wii-u-the-inside-story) by Digital Foundry on the experience of developing for the Wii U pre launch.

This reads like dramatization of typical launch issues with someone who had no previous experience working with any Nintendo hardware. I would not take what some anonymous doom caster on the internet says at face value. I say this as someone who has done both Wii and Wii U development. It ain't hard.

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"Nintendo had provided an integration of their development tools into Visual Studio - the de facto standard for development - but it didn't work, not even close. So time was spent trying to get this fixed up, while reporting the issue to the platform holder. Eventually we received a solution from Nintendo via another third-party company who had also been working on this issue for a while.

Nintendo games compile with GCC/cygwin type stuff, which you can integrate into Visual Studio and Incredibuild in minutes if you know how to write a makefile and invoke a command-line compiler. If you are someone who has only done windows / xbox development your entire life and never had to touch a makefile I guess this is minorly challenging?  The fact that it took this person a long time to get "Hello World" running says to me that they are either extremely unfamiliar with non-windows development of any kind or kind of suck at programming.

This sounds like the type of person who when confronted with someone slightly different from what they are used to struggles and whines.

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[codewarrior stuff]

I'd kill for Visual Studio integration for any of those products for example. Unfortunately using those products means that you are stuck with tools and GUI interfaces that are as comfortable to use as Borland Turbo C/C++ from 1990 yet offer even less features.

I did all my Wii development in Visual Studio. (PS3 as well) I used CodeWarrior for like a couple days then realized how bad it is. IIRC I did use Codewarrior for debugging (which it is perfectly fine for) but not for editing / compiling. Visual Studio and Incredibuild are both perfectly capable of invoking command line compilers, even in distributed fashion, so build/compile times there aren't any longer. IIRC when comparing link times on 360 / Wii / PS3 the 360 was by far the slowest. By far. I assume because of all the windows cruft that gets included.

It really sounds like this guy doesn't understand command line / makefile style development and could have solved his issues relatively quickly had he bothered to try.

As far as things like needing a big patch day one and some features being poorly documented - welcome to game development launches?

My experience is that developing for Wii and Wii U is pretty painless unless you are a giant scrub or a windows-only guy frightened and confused by anything slightly outside your comfort zone. The actual APIs are very clean (much cleaner than legacy windows stuff) and the tools are fine, other than Codewarrior / editor, which you don't need to use.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 13, 2014, 01:26:11 AM
Well I do most of my professional development in the embedded business and here it's much more common to set up your own build chain with command line tools and build/make setups.

It's easy when the whole code and toolchain has been built with that in mind (as most embedded projects are), it's also easy if you have access to the source for everything or your middleware and engine framework is designed for cross platform wotk and is designed to be tool/compiler agnostic. If not then it is a major pain in the ass to even 'just' switch compilers even if you stay on the same architecture. Incompatible language extensions, incompatible syntax for preprocessor commands, undocumented and incompatible ABIs etc.

This basically means that you'll have to completely ignore the IDE part of whatever compiler you use except as a debugger GUI and to rely solely on the command line capabilities for everything else. If you've been a professional developer long enough or if you've worked on projects or platforms where this is basically the norm (Unix development, most embedded work etc.) then this is not that big a deal. If you are used to 'PC style development' though this will be a major culture shock for you. If the platform vendor chooses to give you some parts of the code as binary lib only you're basically locked into whatever compiler they've used since most embedded compilers use proprietary ABIs by default or 'extend' well known ABIs and debug formats to support their own special debug and profiling features.

So you're relegated to Unix style development where you use one tool for editing your code, a command line setup for building and a separate tool for debugging. Which is entirely doable but get's more and more unwieldy as project and code size increases. This is not that bad but I imagine that their shop had basically only worked with a Visual Studio setup up to this point which means that they'd either have to wait until the integration into VS works or that they would need to set up their whole development workflow from scratch.

I can relate to the developer not because what they faced was exceptionally difficult or uncalled for but simply because I too like the comfort and features of XCode and Visual studio and wished that embedded toolset providers would at least offer some of those features. Also because it is a pain in the ass to 'convert' an IDE based workflow into a command line based one with documentation being what it is (mostly crap or non-existent)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 17, 2014, 03:18:18 AM
Nintendo today published its modified financial forecast (http://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/pdf/2014/140117e.pdf) prior to the end of the fiscal year in march and it's dire.

The projected net profit changed from 55 billion Yen (520 million USD) profit to 22 billion Yen loss (210 milion USD).
The sales projections for the Wii U got cut from 9 million to 2.8 (!) million units.
The sales projections for the 3 DS got cut from 18 million to 13.5 million (!) units.
Total revenue changed from a üprojected 900 billion Yen to 450 billion Yen.

Iwata failed to meet any of his forecasts. What's worse is that Nintendo not only failed to meet its Wii U sales projections (which everybody knew where shit anyway) but also sold much fewer 3 DS than expected.

I wonder if he can recover from that.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on January 17, 2014, 06:27:08 AM
They need to stop dicking around and actually start competing again. The gimmick smoke and mirrors shit needs to go away.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on January 17, 2014, 06:41:49 AM
Reading the very long article, I don't know that Nintendo will get away from gimmicks anytime soon.  Unless Fils-Aime takes Iwata's job, but more likely this spot will be filled by a JP exec.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ingmar on January 17, 2014, 11:42:15 AM
For all of that, the 3DS was still the top selling system in the US for December:

http://venturebeat.com/2014/01/16/december-2013-npd-xbox-one-outsells-a-supply-constrained-playstation-4/

Also of note: XBone is outselling the PS4 in the US (not overall yet, but for December) and the 360 is still selling a lot of units itself.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Hawkbit on January 17, 2014, 01:01:32 PM
I played more 3ds than I did PS3 last year.  I mostly play at home, too. 


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Teleku on January 17, 2014, 01:41:44 PM
Yeah, everybody I've talked to about it has said they bought an Xbox.  Most said it was because they felt the xbone had so many more features than PS4, and so was the obvious choice.  Hrm.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: 01101010 on January 17, 2014, 02:00:51 PM
Yeah, everybody I've talked to about it has said they bought an Xbox.  Most said it was because they felt the xbone had so many more features than PS4, and so was the obvious choice.  Hrm.

?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on January 17, 2014, 02:26:16 PM
No one I've talked to (mostly college students) has bought any next-gen system yet and most said they were going to get a PS4 if anything which is odd.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on January 17, 2014, 02:40:53 PM
No one I've talked to (mostly college students) has bought any next-gen system yet and most said they were going to get a PS4 if anything which is odd.

Same, althought I know less college student. Almost everyone I spoke to mentioned the lack of games at release.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: dusematic on January 17, 2014, 02:50:39 PM
Everyone I know got an XBO.  I got a PS4, because, man, those Japs sure know how to cook up a good video game.  Also have a WiiU.  So spice.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Hawkbit on January 17, 2014, 03:14:10 PM
Almost everyone I spoke to mentioned the lack of games at release.

Yep.  The wife was going to give me $500 at Christmas to buy a PS4, but I told her to wait.  The only game I'm interested in that I can't get on PC is the new Infamous which isn't even out yet.  Not to mention traditionally the first run of consoles is higher in failure rates.

More importantly, my taste in games has changed.  Really looking forward to Divinity OS and the Obsidian RPG over anything else this year.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on January 17, 2014, 04:29:51 PM
They should've died and gone into software only when the Playstation landed. All they've been doing is delaying the inevitable.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 17, 2014, 06:07:17 PM
market reacted as expected. nintendo's stock dropped by 20% after the announcement. Iwata already proactively declared that he 'will not resign' as CEO.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on January 17, 2014, 07:37:31 PM
I don't understand how the xbox one could be keeping pace with the ps4.  Unless it's purely because sony can't produce enough units to fill demand.  There are piles of xbox ones all over but the ps4 is sold out most everywhere.

I hope nintendo realizes how badly they are doing and decide to make some major changes.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on January 17, 2014, 07:52:11 PM
Purely supply and demand. The PS4 has already won the next 5 years. Their only competition is a potential Valve-made Steambox.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 17, 2014, 10:55:56 PM
For all intents and purposes steambox is a pc and will not beat consoles for all the same reasons.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Kageru on January 18, 2014, 02:23:41 AM

And the consoles are just PC's... the fight will be in software and exclusives.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 18, 2014, 08:39:47 AM
Of course consoles are essentially pc's but the differences are incredibly important.

A console is a console is a console:  When you buy an xbox or ps4 or wiiu you know exactly what you are getting, steambox is not consistant on any level.
Games, exclusives and the like:  Right now steam can't even get mass effect 3 for the pc.  If you have a pc you can play it, if you have a steam box....maybe? PC's still win out when it comes to variety.

Steambox also looks like with so many developers for the different versions it will be less a console than a dvd player.  Reliability and functionality is going to vary wildly except they will all be labelled "steambox" so any bad apples on the manufacturing side could spoil the whole bunch.

Last but certainly not least, anyone can just connect their pc to their tv and use a controller for most games so who are the steamboxes actually for?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on January 18, 2014, 09:56:46 AM
The PS4 appears to be supply constrained. Worldwide they're going to crush the fuck out of the Xbox One, but I'm a bit surprised about how well its doing in the US so hey maybe some competition there.

The WiiU is already officially "That box the remaining Nintendo fans use to play Smash, Zelda, Mario, and Metroid", which is fine really if Nintendo is willing to live with it. The Gamecube was the same but I don't regret owning mine.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on January 18, 2014, 11:04:16 AM
I wouldn't regret owning any Nintendo console if the cost wasn't more than $300.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 18, 2014, 12:03:54 PM
If they'd aggressively put their back catalog on the virtual console of both Wii U and 3DS I 'd guess that many people would actually be OK with that.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Kail on January 18, 2014, 12:42:03 PM
If they'd aggressively put their back catalog on the virtual console of both Wii U and 3DS I 'd guess that many people would actually be OK with that.

I would murder a nun (a mean one) if it meant they'd put more decent previous gen titles on the 3DS.  Before I grabbed the system, I imagined the virtual console would be a massive library of all their old stuff, at least in terms of Game Boy titles (given that each version of the system has been able to emulate the previous one just fine).  They're sitting on a gold mine of old titles, I wonder why we don't see more of them.

For that matter, I kind of wonder this about most of the old game companies, especially on the PC.  I guess the projected sales must be close to zero or they'd already be doing it, but I can't help but wish we had the option to buy the old Mega Man or Chrono Trigger games on Steam or Gog or something.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 18, 2014, 01:23:19 PM
If they'd aggressively put their back catalog on the virtual console of both Wii U and 3DS I 'd guess that many people would actually be OK with that.

I would murder a nun (a mean one) if it meant they'd put more decent previous gen titles on the 3DS.  Before I grabbed the system, I imagined the virtual console would be a massive library of all their old stuff, at least in terms of Game Boy titles (given that each version of the system has been able to emulate the previous one just fine).  They're sitting on a gold mine of old titles, I wonder why we don't see more of them.

For that matter, I kind of wonder this about most of the old game companies, especially on the PC.  I guess the projected sales must be close to zero or they'd already be doing it, but I can't help but wish we had the option to buy the old Mega Man or Chrono Trigger games on Steam or Gog or something.

With a lot of games I'd suspect there are licensing issues because likely all contracts specify what platform they can be released on and a virtual console would count as a new platform so each and every deal would need to be renegotiated.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Kageru on January 18, 2014, 07:14:13 PM
Of course consoles are essentially pc's but the differences are incredibly important.

A console is a console is a console:  When you buy an xbox or ps4 or wiiu you know exactly what you are getting, steambox is not consistant on any level.
Games, exclusives and the like:  Right now steam can't even get mass effect 3 for the pc.  If you have a pc you can play it, if you have a steam box....maybe? PC's still win out when it comes to variety.

Steambox also looks like with so many developers for the different versions it will be less a console than a dvd player.  Reliability and functionality is going to vary wildly except they will all be labelled "steambox" so any bad apples on the manufacturing side could spoil the whole bunch.

Last but certainly not least, anyone can just connect their pc to their tv and use a controller for most games so who are the steamboxes actually for?

An alienware console will be an alienware console... the fact there's some "hopefuls" hoping they'll sell millions of steamboxes or it will help their boutique PC business are just that. And really PC incompatibility issues have faded because the hardware has gotten less interesting and more standardized. Plus a bit of competition helps stop some vendor think they can ship hardware and not upgrade it for a decade.

The steamboxes are for people who are too scared of PC's and don't need the flexibility an open system can provide... you know, like console players as your post identified.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: eldaec on January 19, 2014, 01:06:42 AM
Last thing I'm doing is dragging my PC up and down the stairs every time I want to use it on the big TV. Also I don't really want to put a full blown second PC in the living room.

So I guess steambox is for me.

Even if I can only play a minority of steam games on it, even just indie titles, I'm good with that.

I don't really care if it takes over the world or not.

Some people brought up console hardware consistency, only thing I'd add, is that it is much less important than it used to be, because there is so much more middleware between the developer and the iron, and because there is less temptation to address the iron directly given how overengineered it usually is now.

It's still a thing, but not the thing it used to be.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 19, 2014, 03:06:45 PM
Look I'm not saying it's a guaranteed flop or anything and for some people it'll be great but it's just not a contender in the console wars like, at all.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fordel on January 19, 2014, 05:23:30 PM
Purely supply and demand. The PS4 has already won the next 5 years. Their only competition is a potential Valve-made Steambox.

Has the PS4 released in Japan yet?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on January 19, 2014, 05:24:50 PM
No, Feb. 22nd I believe.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fordel on January 19, 2014, 05:25:40 PM
So that's another Jillion ps4's sold and negative fifty Xbox's.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Kageru on January 19, 2014, 08:13:19 PM
Look I'm not saying it's a guaranteed flop or anything and for some people it'll be great but it's just not a contender in the console wars like, at all.

can't argue with that logic.

It probably isn't.. consoles are for people to play the "blockbuster" titles massive advertising has convinced them they must play. It will be more fun to see if it can build a base, refine the platform and then start challenging the market as the current consoles flag in 3-5 years.

I don't really care, I have steam and there's nothing on consoles / mobile I care about.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trouble on January 20, 2014, 12:18:14 AM
Valve is betting that consoles are going to be sidelined in the next couple years when head mounted VR goes mainstream. Reason being that the processing powered needed to deliver the minimum for convincing VR is beyond current gen consoles and will require a beefy PC for the indefinite future (since VR will scale in quality with increasing PC specs far beyond what we currently have). That combined with their bet that VR is _so compelling_ an experience beyond normal media that people will be tearing down the walls to get it.

http://media.steampowered.com/apps/abrashblog/Abrash%20Dev%20Days%202014.pdf


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Kageru on January 20, 2014, 02:12:40 AM

I'm not sure how VR interacts with the living room / sofa / big screen TV environment that consoles and steambox are aimed at. It seems to be somewhat in conflict.

... though I hope it's good and I want it for my PC!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Malakili on January 20, 2014, 02:21:45 AM
I can see VR overlapping with the last generation of consoles more than the current one.  It seems like consoles are moving more towards all purpose media boxes.  I can't see people sitting there watching Netflix while wearing VR goggles.

VR also clashes with the multi-tasking nature of a lot of gaming these days.  Play a round of X, read the news.  Go do 5 quests in an MMO, idle in town while I write an e-mail.  Watch netflix while playing Plants v. Zombies on my tablet.  VR requires 100% of your attention for as long as you're playing.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 20, 2014, 02:43:23 AM
I don't get the whole PC/Console dichotomy.

For all the boasting about 'Master Race' etc and the small renaissance Indie devs gave the platform it's pretty much stayed a marginalized platform. Steam and Steam machines were never about becoming the dominant game platform that's a ridiculous prospect anyway. It's about keeping the PC intact as a game platform to prevent Microsoft from managing to kill it completely.

Consoles have been the highest revenue generating platforms for a while now and even though on the surface the PC still has a large market share most of that money is tied up in revenues for MMOs (2/3rds in fact, also the reason why dev houses are so keen on being the 'next WoW'). Depending on the research data consoles in 2013 had between 43% ond 48% of the revenue share in the gaming business with mobile being a distant second with 18%. 'Classical' PC boxed games or downloads had only 9% of the revenue share (about 6 billion dollar vs. about 30 billion for consoles). Mobile gaming on tablets and phones already garners twice the profit that 'traditional' PC gaming does and the MMO sector garners nearly three times the profits of the 'traditional PC gaming sector.

The problem with the stance of 'consoles are on the way out and PC gaming will be on the upswing once $technology hits' is that the PC is already being squeezed out by tablets and phones as far as normal computing needs are concerned and traditionally 'gaming PCs' have always been a niche for the hard core enthusiast crowd - a lucrative niche but a niche nevertheless. NVidia already has huge problems because the enthusiast crowd can no longer support their business and they have no presence in the current gen of consoles or a significant share of the 'integrated graphics' market.

A significant fraction of users already doesn't really need a PC anymore. They usually own one that's either old or dirt cheap for the few things they still need a real computer for (text processing etc.) and use their mobiles for pretty much everything else. This will pose to be an even greater 'barrier of entry' for PC gaming, especially if you want them to invest into a system that offers significantly better visuals than the new consoles. As much as Valve and the oculus guys want it to be the case it's unlikely that a significant portion of their market will ever invest in a $1200+ PC 'just' for gaming with better visuals or to be able to use an oculus rift. One reason that indies even managed to somewhat reinvigorate the PC as a platform comes from the fact that most games are so 'lo-fi' that even a three or more year old PC can run them. Windows as a platform is under siege on the business side from Apple and Mac OS X and on the consumer side from iOS and Android and the value proposition of mobile and tablet computers.

If it weren't for the business sector, the PC market would have already seen a huge crash as tablet and phones sales are practically eating their lunch and if it weren't for DirectX being the de facto standard and PCs being the dev platforms of choice for console development we'd see even less PC ports than we already do and they would probably be even more shitty (also Europe as being basically the last bastion of PC gaming). The Steam Machine is basically Valve's way to try and save the PC as a viable platform once Microsoft completely abandons gaming on the PC as part of their strategy or is becoming so marginalized because of tablet and phones that nobody would care for it as a gaming platform anyway.

The enthusiast crowd is very seriously living in a bubble if it thinks that consoles will be going away any time soon because of the PC becoming a viable platform again. More likely the whole console business will crash because of mobile eating away at their profits eventually.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Wizgar on January 20, 2014, 03:12:11 AM
Valve is betting that consoles are going to be sidelined in the next couple years when head mounted VR goes mainstream.

Then they're fucked, because that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on January 20, 2014, 06:31:43 AM
Valve is betting that consoles are going to be sidelined in the next couple years when head mounted VR goes mainstream. Reason being that the processing powered needed to deliver the minimum for convincing VR is beyond current gen consoles and will require a beefy PC for the indefinite future (since VR will scale in quality with increasing PC specs far beyond what we currently have). That combined with their bet that VR is _so compelling_ an experience beyond normal media that people will be tearing down the walls to get it.

http://media.steampowered.com/apps/abrashblog/Abrash%20Dev%20Days%202014.pdf

Thanks for that link.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on January 20, 2014, 09:55:24 AM
The Steam Machine is basically Valve's way to try and save the PC as a viable platform once Microsoft completely abandons gaming on the PC as part of their strategy or is becoming so marginalized because of tablet and phones that nobody would care for it as a gaming platform anyway.

This. Microsoft released Windows 8 and basically took one giant shit all over the desktop as an entertainment platform. They don't want you on the PC at home, they want you on a laptop/tablet/phone or the XBone at home and on a cloud-controlled desktop at work. The home PC is an impediment to Microsoft these days. It's a pain in the ass to support and people with PC's tend to want to control what software and media is consumed on it. They've walked that back a bit with the utter disaster Windows 8 has been but even Windows 9 is probably only there to make people forget 8. Valve was smart enough to see this and knew that the Windows platform was getting strangled as a gaming platform. Linux is a viable games platform but it needs hardware that works and it needs software.

Insert SteamOS, which is really Steam-flavored Linux with much of the difficulty of Linux removed. I.e. it's like the Mac OS only not controlled by a bunch of dickless Apple mooks with their walled garden. It's a reason for game devs to add Linux ports/development to their repertoire and hardware to make that more palatable to the non-neckbeard PC audience.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Quinton on January 20, 2014, 11:39:18 AM
Valve is also heavily investing in development and profiling tools for Linux.  One nice thing about Linux is that since you have the full OS and kernel source, you can build instrumentation that's all but impossible for anyone but the OS vendor to do on closed platforms.

http://richg42.blogspot.de/2014/01/vogl-opengl-tracerdebugger-bonus-content.html


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Kageru on January 20, 2014, 12:06:21 PM

The gaming that happens on mobiles / tablets has very little cross-over with console / PC gaming. I agree that idiots with ipads are a huge and growing market (as where wii-sports and pop-cap games) but they're largely irrelevant to people wanting an immersive and deep gaming experience.

"'Classical' PC boxed games or downloads had only 9% of the revenue share"

Valve reports their sales data?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 20, 2014, 12:12:37 PM
No, the businesses selling their stuff on platforms such as Steam do.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on January 20, 2014, 01:43:51 PM
A lot of Titanfall footage has leaked. It's pretty much a reskin of CoD with mechs. I was struck by the bad textures and small maps. Mech battles in a phone booth!


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19x61p_tf_videogames (http://"http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19x61p_tf_videogames")

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19yzeh_tf2_videogames (http://"http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19yzeh_tf2_videogames")

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19x14l_titanfall-alpha-gameplay_videogames (http://"http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19x14l_titanfall-alpha-gameplay_videogames")

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19yv4f_titanfall-closed-alpha-gameplay-directfeed_videogames (http://"http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19yv4f_titanfall-closed-alpha-gameplay-directfeed_videogames")

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19z0fe (http://"http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19z0fe")

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19v9ni_titanfall-closed-alpha-offscreen_videogames (http://"http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19v9ni_titanfall-closed-alpha-offscreen_videogames")


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: luckton on January 20, 2014, 01:48:04 PM
I heard Dead Rising 3 got a 13GB patch today.  That's...really big?  I mean, I know we're in the age of broadband and all, but really, 13 gigs?  There was that much fail in trying to rush the game out the door?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on January 20, 2014, 01:55:02 PM
A lot of Titanfall footage has leaked. It's pretty much a reskin of CoD with mechs. I was struck by the bad textures and small maps. Mech battles in a phone booth!

I just wish it would release so I could stop hearing a few folks at work tell me how it was going to revolutionize/ reinvent FPS gaming on consoles.  I don't even care if it does, I just want to stop hearing about it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on January 20, 2014, 02:44:56 PM
Microsoft is apparently paying Machinima members for mentioning the XBone.

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/01/stealth-marketing-microsoft-paying-youtubers-for-xbox-one-mentions/

edit: also the way they did it might be against FTC rules.

http://www.ftc.gov/news-events/press-releases/2013/03/ftc-staff-revises-online-advertising-disclosure-guidelines


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nonentity on January 20, 2014, 05:29:58 PM
A lot of Titanfall footage has leaked. It's pretty much a reskin of CoD with mechs. I was struck by the bad textures and small maps. Mech battles in a phone booth!

It still blows my mind that people see that and think it's a CoD reskin. That just seems like an incredibly close-minded viewpoint, I saw all that footage and got super excited for an arcade shooter with an emphasis on mobility and robots.

Y'all are even cynical when it comes to shooters.

EDIT:



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on January 20, 2014, 05:39:51 PM
Not gonna lie, that gif is kind of awesome.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: eldaec on January 21, 2014, 12:37:45 AM
Valve are not stupid enough to think VR is the core future game mechanic, or to think processing power will kill consoles.

What might hurt consoles current model is the death of physical media and rise of low rent microtransaction gaming that isn't really compatible with an onerous certification process. Nobody expects the Xbox or PS to go away, but valve aren't beyond the pail in thinking the disruption means a new entrant with something to offer can grab a slice.

Valve's model of working with indies is very well aligned with the android / ios model, as well as appealing to old non-dudebro gamers.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on January 21, 2014, 12:42:48 AM
A lot of Titanfall footage has leaked. It's pretty much a reskin of CoD with mechs. I was struck by the bad textures and small maps. Mech battles in a phone booth!

It still blows my mind that people see that and think it's a CoD reskin. That just seems like an incredibly close-minded viewpoint, I saw all that footage and got super excited for an arcade shooter with an emphasis on mobility and robots.

Y'all are even cynical when it comes to shooters.

EDIT:



I'm a Battlefield 4 survivor and I even played Brink. MP shooters always disappoint in one way or another.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Riggswolfe on January 21, 2014, 01:28:39 AM
So, the PS4 has this generation's red ring of death bad press:

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/01/21/ps4-error-corrupting-save-files (http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/01/21/ps4-error-corrupting-save-files)

Thankfully for them this will be fixable with a firmware patch and I wouldn't be surprised if it only takes days to do but it's still not something they want especially in the early going. My guess is it will be fixed before the Japanese roll-out at the latest.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on January 21, 2014, 09:31:27 AM
The Titanfall gameplay footage was very meh. Giant robots shoehorned into phone booth of death level design. There were some cool graphical things going on there, but I'd much rather have Battlefield 2142 Part Deux than 6v6 arena fighting with mechs.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nonentity on January 21, 2014, 11:10:56 AM
A lot of Titanfall footage has leaked. It's pretty much a reskin of CoD with mechs. I was struck by the bad textures and small maps. Mech battles in a phone booth!

It still blows my mind that people see that and think it's a CoD reskin. That just seems like an incredibly close-minded viewpoint, I saw all that footage and got super excited for an arcade shooter with an emphasis on mobility and robots.

Y'all are even cynical when it comes to shooters.

EDIT:



I'm a Battlefield 4 survivor and I even played Brink. MP shooters always disappoint in one way or another.

I'd agree with you if the studio didn't have the pedigree it does. Love it or hate it, that team knows how to make the style of game they want to make. I'm pretty sure they're going to do some sort of an open beta of the game before release, though, so people can go in and hate it on its own merits.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 24, 2014, 01:11:28 PM
MS PR apparently hasn't learned anything from its recent blunders and is currently putting its foot back in its mouth with regards to Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for PS 4 and Xbox One.

For those who haven't heard, Tomb Raider will run at 1080p/60 on PS 4 but only at 1080p/30 on Xbone (confirmed by Crystal Dynamics). This obviously didn't go over well with Xbone owners, has lead to all kinds of hilarity and stupidity - including an epic 70 pages Neogaf thread and hyped up fanboys in all 7 stages of grief - and has MS PR at their inept best trying to contain the situation.

It started with Square Enix issuing a statement that sounds as if a MS rep made them read a written statement while he was standing right behind them : "Both platforms offer the same outstanding Tomb Raider experience. Delivering the core Tomb Raider gameplay at native 1080p and running at 30fps was always our primary goal given the type of experience Tomb Raider is and the exploration we want players to do. Anything beyond 30fps for this version is gravy."

Today Albert Penello 'lead planner' for the Xbox division and PR mouthpiece par excellence (citation needed) chipped in with an interview he gave to the podcast GamerTagRadio.

“Look, I had a lot of time to think about this and I believe in what I said. I believe that the differences between the boxes [PS4 and Xbox One] is not all that great and I know what is going behind the scenes and I have access to more information about some of this thing than a lot of people. Sometimes people tend to neglect the points that are in my favor and they like to highlight the points that tell me I am wrong. I still think Ryse is still the best looking game on any platform. Period. End of story.”

“I think if you look at the title which we launch, which were multiplatform titles, The bulk of them were the same. I think there were 12 titles released on both platforms [PS4 and Xbox One], leaving three all of them had the same performance on both boxes. Everybody wants to focus on frame rate, there is the Tomb Raider, there is a resolution thing going on and OK, there could be a lot of reasons why that could be true but we are just a [few] weeks in, we just shipped, it’s a long generation. People who bought an Xbox One are going to be in for an awesome generation of games that are only going to get better. I think these little things get way overblown versus like the quality of the games and the real differences in experiences which are pretty minor.”

As you can imagine these statements did nothing except put even more fuel to the already red hot fire of internet rage. Meanwhile the die hards are looking for any reason they can find that might explain the disparity between versions. Starting with the fact that the PS 4 and Xbone versions were developed by different devs, so obviously the dev responsible for the Xbone version fucked up, citing ominous 'driver problems' for the Xbone's problems or going as far as to accuse SE of purposefully gimping the Xbone version on the behest of Sony.

This is really going to be a long generation if any new release provokes such an intense reaction. The power disparity between both systems won't magically disappear after all.


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Post by: Yegolev on January 24, 2014, 02:59:06 PM
PS4 - GRAVY EDITION

STERIODS


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on January 30, 2014, 03:10:33 PM
Microsoft: Uhhhh, well if you trade in your PS3 we'll give you $100 towards and xbone! (http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/30/5361146/microsoft-offers-100-to-ditch-your-ps3-for-an-xbox-one)

:psyduck:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Sir T on January 31, 2014, 04:49:47 AM
This isn't really that serious, just amusing (http://thenextweb.com/microsoft/2014/01/31/ooops-microsofts-xbox-team-caught-tweeting-android-device/?_escaped_fragment_=t3yGm#!t3yGm)
MS Xbox team caught tweeting from an Android device!

(http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/2038395/BfRqxP1CUAADbt0_medium.png)



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: apocrypha on February 03, 2014, 08:00:42 AM
PS3 better media played than both PS4 & XBone (http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/digitalfoundry-2014-ps4-vs-xbox-one-which-is-the-better-media-player).

Very disappointing how bad both new consoles are at media playback, if that article is accurate (and I have no reason to doubt it) given how much marketing emphasis was put on their multimedia capabilities. Definitely just staying with my PS3 for now.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on February 03, 2014, 08:55:59 AM
This is not shocking. Outside of not playing a couple super common formats, the PS3 is a superb home media device.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rasix on February 03, 2014, 09:12:21 AM
PS3 media server is outstanding.  This is why it's still being held hostage by my wife.   


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: apocrypha on February 03, 2014, 12:48:31 PM
No, not shocking, I agree. Just a bit sad to see them going backwards.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Velorath on February 04, 2014, 03:44:09 AM
I don't think Sony or MS consider it going backwards. They want us to get content from sources they can make money from. If people download media onto their PC either legitimately or not and then stream it to their TV through a console, MS and Sony don't get anything out of it. Some family members actually got me a PS4 for Christmas, but my PS3 is going to remain hooked up for a long time to come.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: sickrubik on February 04, 2014, 11:04:11 AM
I'm also not really sure if we are going backwards. We're still quite young in this cycle and as I recall the PS3 didn't launch with all those nice touches.

That being said, the PS3 will probably move to the bedroom soon as the bedroom Blu-Ray/streaming device.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on February 04, 2014, 11:08:37 AM
There needn't be a conspiracy behind it. Unless they keep features like they are for the foreseeable future it's just prioritizing development resources. Sony switched from PPC + Cell to X86 and Microsoft from PPC to X86 also so both had to redo their whole development ecosystem. Tool Chain, including compiler, linker, libraries, frameworks etc. The whole OS needed to be ported or implemented.

I'd prioritize getting the basics ready + stability over supplementary features like BluRay playback every time. Shit had to get out of the door and most of the missing features can be delivered via OS updates in the future.

That both consoles have a decent feature baseline and are pretty stable apart froma few minor glitches is half a miracle in the first place.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Severian on February 04, 2014, 01:15:55 PM
Y'know, time was, people had a hankerin' for consoles over them finicky peecees 'cuz they "just worked"   :geezer:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on February 06, 2014, 03:39:57 PM
From the 'what the hell have those guys been smoking?' Department: Activision CEO Bobby Kotick told investors during today's earnings call that the publisher expects "Destiny will be the best-selling video game in history".

This will totally not come back and bite him in the ass.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on February 06, 2014, 03:46:48 PM
Can a CEO get dumped for being a straight up liar to investors? Because that's the kind of shit that deserves an immediate vote.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Father mike on February 07, 2014, 06:13:22 AM
Just for the record, what is the best selling game of all time?  I'm sure the snarky answer is 'Solitaire', but I'd like some frame of reference for what he's dreaming about.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on February 07, 2014, 06:19:51 AM
I don't know the answer, but it probably matters if you mean dollars earned or units sold.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MisterNoisy on February 07, 2014, 06:22:57 AM
Just for the record, what is the best selling game of all time?  I'm sure the snarky answer is 'Solitaire', but I'd like some frame of reference for what he's dreaming about.

Wiki says it's Wii Sports at ~82M units (which would admittedly include the pack in copy almost everyone that bought a Wii got).


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on February 07, 2014, 06:25:37 AM
Super Mario takes #2 for the same reason, which to me says the true winner is #3: Minecraft.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Bunk on February 07, 2014, 06:28:55 AM
Yea, that kind of rigs the contest. The rest of the top ones were interesting though: three Marios, Minecraft, Tetris. Three GTAs in the top 12.

Top PC game on their list that I actually bought as a PC game (GTA is a console game to me): Skyrim at 20 million units.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nija on February 07, 2014, 10:12:29 AM
Tetris was bundled with the Gameboy.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on February 08, 2014, 06:49:35 AM
Minecraft has also been bundled.

The fact that Wii Sports was bundled actually makes it MORE impressive, not less. People were paying the price of a console just to play one game. It's not like people were thinking "well, I want a Wii and hell it comes with this 'Wii Sports' game."

Wii Play, sure. That was an example where the game just sweetens the deal.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on February 08, 2014, 07:37:48 AM
Why would you assume people went out of their way to get their hands on wii sports?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Morat20 on February 08, 2014, 08:16:55 AM
Why would you assume people went out of their way to get their hands on wii sports?
Offhand, both my mother and my aunt bought Wii's pretty much entirely for Wii sports.

Later they did other stuff with them, and I think my mom even used or uses that weird little exercise stand thingy, but it was pretty much bowling and golf that made them get the Wii.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Simond on February 08, 2014, 10:58:58 AM
(GTA is a console game to me)
Um.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ3_hyZbo3c


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: naum on February 08, 2014, 11:20:14 AM
Why would you assume people went out of their way to get their hands on wii sports?
Offhand, both my mother and my aunt bought Wii's pretty much entirely for Wii sports.

Later they did other stuff with them, and I think my mom even used or uses that weird little exercise stand thingy, but it was pretty much bowling and golf that made them get the Wii.

Wii sports was the main reason people originally bought the Wii for.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ingmar on February 08, 2014, 03:44:21 PM
Why would you assume people went out of their way to get their hands on wii sports?

That's why almost everyone I know who bought a Wii, bought a Wii. Hell, it was a big part of why we got one.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Morat20 on February 08, 2014, 04:26:51 PM
Why would you assume people went out of their way to get their hands on wii sports?

That's why almost everyone I know who bought a Wii, bought a Wii. Hell, it was a big part of why we got one.
It's pretty much the only Wii game I happy still play. Bowling is still fun. :)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: jakonovski on February 12, 2014, 11:40:32 AM
Giant Bomb has a video thing on Titanfall. It's not just a CoD reskin, it's a CoD reskin where you mostly fight braindead AI mobs.

http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/unfinished-titanfall-02-11-1014/2300-8489/


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Azazel on February 13, 2014, 04:20:32 PM
Why would you assume people went out of their way to get their hands on wii sports?

That's why almost everyone I know who bought a Wii, bought a Wii. Hell, it was a big part of why we got one.
It's pretty much the only Wii game I happy still play. Bowling is still fun. :)

Nod. That's why everyone who I know personally bought a Wii as well, including myself.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: dusematic on February 23, 2014, 09:07:44 AM
Reports coming out of Japan about large PS4 stock on shelves doesnt sound very promisingl


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on February 24, 2014, 05:12:16 PM
Reports coming out of Japan about large PS4 stock on shelves doesnt sound very promisingl
It's not sold out everywhere day one but it seems to be doing fine.

Meanwhile, Microsoft has announced an xbox titanfall bundle, it's the same as the base system but includes Titanfall.  They didn't increase the price though, it's still $499.  So they've had to add a free game to the base console to try and move them.  They also just outright cut the UK price.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on February 24, 2014, 06:52:48 PM
I've heard a lot of speculation that if Microsoft ever sold off the Xbox division that Amazon might be interested. That kinda breaks my brain but with all of the major tech companies throwing money away buying companies that don't have any method of monetization or no profits who knows.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Maledict on February 25, 2014, 03:15:57 AM
330K sales of the PS4 in Japan in two days, so slightly higher than the WiiU and definitely "doing fine". given the lack of Japanese orientated games right now that's a strong start but theyw ill need to follow it up with software fairly fast otherwise it will crater like the WiiU did.

Meanwhile, you can now get an Xbox One plus Titanfall for £370 in the UK. After MS slashed the price and added in a free copy of titanfall, Gamestop then went one further and cut the price even further. You can only speculate at how bad the initial numbers were looking for feburary and how many units were taking up space in warehouses to justify this sort of rapid price cuts.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Phildo on February 25, 2014, 05:55:49 AM
I've heard a lot of speculation that if Microsoft ever sold off the Xbox division that Amazon might be interested. That kinda breaks my brain but with all of the major tech companies throwing money away buying companies that don't have any method of monetization or no profits who knows.

Think about how much more they could advertise to you if they had direct access to your living room?  And they could also extort fees from services like Netflix for continued appearance on the platform.

Also, the KindleBox would probably sell a shitload based on brand recognition.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on February 25, 2014, 07:25:55 AM
Is it possible that both these consoles will have a very mediocre reception for this generation?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on February 25, 2014, 07:37:10 AM
To an extent, probably.  Though I think PS4 will generally be better off.

I think that a major problem they are facing is that there simply isn't (at this point) much to differentiate it compared to the last generation.  Ignoring the library, think of the technical leap from the PS2 to the PS3.  It is HUGE.  The leap into HD and the massive improvement in overall graphical quality.  Not to mention the other benefits (media server, netflix, blu ray capability, online store, etc.).  It was such a big difference that I, for one, absolutely HAD to get one.  Same with xbox to 360.  Night and day.

Now?  I don't really know.  We are still talking the same resolutions, and in a lot of cases the same framerates.  The graphical fidelity is better from a PS3 to a PS4, but it isn't like the difference is gigantic at this point (I think it will be later on probably).  In short, there isn't anything there to make me go "I GOTTA HAVE IT!!"  And it won't happen until there are a few more exclusives out.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Quinton on February 25, 2014, 07:41:19 AM
I'm skeptical of Amazon pursuing a $400-500 console strategy.  I think they'll just content themselves with ensuring Amazon Instant Video is available for all the pricier consoles.

What would make far more sense would be for them to take the guts of their latest-gen kindle fire, stick it in a little box with HDMI and a controller/remote in place of touchscreen and battery, and sell it for $100 or less to compete with roku, apple tv, etc -- serve up amazon video, amazon music, shopping, android apps, etc.  I bet all the developers who expended effort developing or porting to Ooya and it's couple of 10s of thousands of users would scramble to get their stuff on an amazon device that would likely see millions of users in short order.  


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on February 25, 2014, 08:12:32 AM
I'm skeptical of Amazon pursuing a $400-500 console strategy.  I think they'll just content themselves with ensuring Amazon Instant Video is available for all the pricier consoles.

What would make far more sense would be for them to take the guts of their latest-gen kindle fire, stick it in a little box with HDMI and a controller/remote in place of touchscreen and battery, and sell it for $100 or less to compete with roku, apple tv, etc -- serve up amazon video, amazon music, shopping, android apps, etc.  I bet all the developers who expended effort developing or porting to Ooya and it's couple of 10s of thousands of users would scramble to get their stuff on an amazon device that would likely see millions of users in short order.  

I'd be surprised if Ouya has that many active users. still.  Also, from what I've read I think a lot of devs gave up on the Ouya early on.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on February 25, 2014, 11:13:06 AM
Is it possible that both these consoles will have a very mediocre reception for this generation?
I won't swear by it but if I remember correctly they are already outselling their predecessors given the same amount of time since release.  Whether or not that keeps pace is anyone's guess.

On Microsoft selling off the xbox business I have even less idea.  When idiotic, useless companies that don't make money are buying other useless money losing companies for billions of dollars based purely on how many users and "potential" they have I don't think rational estimates can be made.  I mean xbox live has millions of users, most of which are in that highly sought after younger demographic.  Its main problem is how incredibly hard it would be to cut it out of the Microsoft collective as a separate entity.  I doubt it would be possible, for technical reasons.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Quinton on February 25, 2014, 11:16:26 AM
Sorry, should have said "units", not "users" there.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on February 25, 2014, 11:34:35 AM
I'm skeptical of Amazon pursuing a $400-500 console strategy.  I think they'll just content themselves with ensuring Amazon Instant Video is available for all the pricier consoles.

What would make far more sense would be for them to take the guts of their latest-gen kindle fire, stick it in a little box with HDMI and a controller/remote in place of touchscreen and battery, and sell it for $100 or less to compete with roku, apple tv, etc -- serve up amazon video, amazon music, shopping, android apps, etc.  I bet all the developers who expended effort developing or porting to Ooya and it's couple of 10s of thousands of users would scramble to get their stuff on an amazon device that would likely see millions of users in short order.  

They could partner with Xbox and release Xbox One Amazon Edition.  Remove the disc drive.  Double the storage.  Pure digital downloads. Link XBLive with Amazon Prime. Sell it at $300 with the condition of advertisement.  Call it XBox Prime.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Quinton on February 25, 2014, 06:20:08 PM
Microsoft has rewarded Stephen Elop for destroying Nokia by giving him the Xbox division.
http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/24/5444160/microsoft-management-shift-elop-larson-green-devices-services


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: satael on February 25, 2014, 09:00:51 PM
Microsoft has rewarded Stephen Elop for destroying Nokia by giving him the Xbox division.
http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/24/5444160/microsoft-management-shift-elop-larson-green-devices-services

Doesn't bode well for xbox that they put him there (http://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2014/02/25/new-head-of-xbox-considered-selling-the-business/).  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: sickrubik on February 25, 2014, 10:53:17 PM
Reports coming out of Japan about large PS4 stock on shelves doesnt sound very promisingl

Just noticed no one chimed in. They sold 322k PS4s in the first two days. Well ahead of the 88k that PS3 sold but still less than the PS2 which sold 630k.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on February 25, 2014, 11:30:12 PM
Was about to ask what they could possibly be playing on the PS4.

Then found out they had a Yakuza title out already.

-_-


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on February 26, 2014, 08:30:25 AM
Reports coming out of Japan about large PS4 stock on shelves doesnt sound very promisingl

Just noticed no one chimed in. They sold 322k PS4s in the first two days. Well ahead of the 88k that PS3 sold but still less than the PS2 which sold 630k.

Holy hell the PS2 sold 630k in Japan in the first two days??



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on February 26, 2014, 08:34:03 AM
Eternal Ring wasn't that great.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on February 26, 2014, 09:55:33 AM
Eternal Ring wasn't that great.
No, it wasn't. But the leap from PS1 to PS2 was massive. Also, it played DVDs.

I feel like people constantly forget that the killer app was playing DVDs.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Phildo on February 26, 2014, 10:05:04 AM
When games no longer needed to come on four different discs?  Yeah, that was pretty sweet.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on February 26, 2014, 10:28:46 AM
I feel like people constantly forget that the killer app was playing DVDs.

I do forget that, and it was a big deal.  PS3 went Bluray, and a load of other bells and whistles.  Not sure what the PS4 brings other than it is supposed to be easier to develop for.  As evidenced by the plethora of launch titles?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on February 26, 2014, 10:38:00 AM
Yeah I'm unclear how the PS4 is better than the PS3. I'm very clear on why the XBone sucks ass.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rasix on February 26, 2014, 10:40:51 AM
More pixels.

I'm just kind of thankful that this generation is so easy to ignore for now.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on February 26, 2014, 11:14:58 AM
I will eventually end up with a PS4 because I have 5 years of Playstation Plus or whatever thanks to a Walmart sale and I want those free games, but unless Demon's Souls 2 comes out on it, I don't see myself BUYING any games.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on February 26, 2014, 12:41:20 PM
I'm probably going to get one too, just because I like JRPGs. There isn't anything in particular on the horizon that I'm excited for, since Persona 5 is hitting PS3 instead.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on February 26, 2014, 08:14:02 PM
since Persona 5 is hitting PS3 instead.

Yea, when I read that I said "Ok, then. Sticking with dat PS3."


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on February 27, 2014, 01:41:36 AM
Reports coming out of Japan about large PS4 stock on shelves doesnt sound very promisingl

According to the first official sales numbers Sony sold about 350,000 consoles in Japan in the first few days. The only launch that sold better was the launch of the PS2 with about 500,000 units. For a launch in a non-holiday month and with the current lineup (or non-lineup) of games this is quite an achievement, actually.


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Post by: Jeff Kelly on February 27, 2014, 01:52:02 AM
Well for me that kind of sums up the dilemma of japanese developers.

Persona 4 came out in 2008 in the PS2
P 5 will come out at some point this decade (it's Atlus, I couldn't resist) for the PS3.

Generally smaller teams and smaller budgets mean longer development times and an (over)-reliance on existing know-how. Japan also doesn't have many developers with PC-development backgrounds. A US publisher would damn well make sure that a high profile release targets the largest number of systems possible and (barring any sort of exclusivity deals) would also launch it on the next gen systems. A feat made quite a lot easier by the fact, that those systems are now even closer to the PC in terms of development skillsets.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on February 27, 2014, 02:52:45 PM
PS4 hardware sales were pretty decent in Japan, but software sales were abysmal. There was one game at like 70k, one at 50k, and the rest hovering around 20k.

That says to me that people bought the hardware just to own the hardware, rather than because it has games they want to play, which means there will be a huge downturn in hardware sales past the early adopters.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on March 18, 2014, 06:01:45 PM
Sony's VR set:

(http://d35lb3dl296zwu.cloudfront.net/uploads/photo/image/15583/sony_gdc_0460.jpg)


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Post by: Fabricated on March 18, 2014, 06:39:27 PM
It bums me out this is the new thing since being partially blind all this 3d/VR shit does nothing for me.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on March 18, 2014, 09:56:40 PM
OR has been working on VR for years and still can't demonstrate how it works for games other than spaceship piloting. There are a lot of fundamental problems that nobody has an answer to. Like "how do you control a character in a way that feel natural?"

Spaceship piloting works because as a pilot you can move your head around independently of controls-based steering. FPS games don't work, because you aren't piloting a thing, you are the thing, and all the possible control schemes feel off as they all map poorly to how you operate your own body.

At this point I consider VR a cool sounding gimmick that will quickly die. VR developers run into fundamental problems and instead of solving them just push forward and hope the sparkle of VR promise will carry them.

In may ways it's similar to Kinect. How do you control a character with Kinect? Nobody ever figured that out, and thus Kinect doesn't work for the vast majority of games. I expect VR to be a lot of "you're a spaceship pilot", "you're a tank pilot", "you're a mech pilot", "your a cyclist" games, and I don't think you can sustain a peripheral with that. There will be other types of games, but for say 3rd person games most people are going to try them for 20 minutes, realize the VR adds nothing to the experience and move on.


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Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 19, 2014, 06:40:57 AM
Skyrim with VR sounds fantastic.


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Post by: Cyrrex on March 19, 2014, 06:52:36 AM
OR has been working on VR for years and still can't demonstrate how it works for games other than spaceship piloting. There are a lot of fundamental problems that nobody has an answer to. Like "how do you control a character in a way that feel natural?"

Spaceship piloting works because as a pilot you can move your head around independently of controls-based steering. FPS games don't work, because you aren't piloting a thing, you are the thing, and all the possible control schemes feel off as they all map poorly to how you operate your own body.

At this point I consider VR a cool sounding gimmick that will quickly die. VR developers run into fundamental problems and instead of solving them just push forward and hope the sparkle of VR promise will carry them.

In may ways it's similar to Kinect. How do you control a character with Kinect? Nobody ever figured that out, and thus Kinect doesn't work for the vast majority of games. I expect VR to be a lot of "you're a spaceship pilot", "you're a tank pilot", "you're a mech pilot", "your a cyclist" games, and I don't think you can sustain a peripheral with that. There will be other types of games, but for say 3rd person games most people are going to try them for 20 minutes, realize the VR adds nothing to the experience and move on.

I don't know much about the technology, but why not couple the VR with some existing ideas to help with the control?  I can easily envision scenarios where VR would work if you had an ordinary controller in your hand, and even something like Playstation's Move technology.  Or shit, give me some VR glasses and a steering wheel and let me play Gran Turismo or something.  That could be mind-blowingly good.

Not that I don't think you are wrong, this will probably end up as gimmicky bullshit, despite me wanting it not to be so.


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Post by: Fabricated on March 19, 2014, 07:08:05 AM
VR would be a big thing for flight sim and racing sim players and that's...about all I can think of really. The hardcore racing sim (F1 20xx series, Project Cars, the two really aspergers-level racing sims I can't remember right now that real racers actually train with) crowd are pretty dedicated and you can buy some pretty crazy prebaked cockpit setups for them. I could see them going nuts over it.


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Post by: HaemishM on March 19, 2014, 08:33:21 AM
VR only works if you can manage total sensory deprivation outside of the VR and as Margalis said, some kind of control scheme that feels as natural as body movements only without body movements. So we're really talking about some kind of thought-based control scheme that doesn't involve an intermediary device. I'm glad companies are still trying to fuck that VR chicken... but I'm not about to blow hundreds/thousands of bucks on a bulky ass set of headache goggles.


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Post by: MrHat on March 19, 2014, 08:41:01 AM
VR only works if you can manage total sensory deprivation outside of the VR and as Margalis said, some kind of control scheme that feels as natural as body movements only without body movements.

I think that statement is really limiting.  Keyboards aren't natural but feel that way after practice.

Also, Oculus just announced their new dev kit 2 is $350.

Madness. Can't wait until these toys hit <$200.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on March 19, 2014, 10:39:42 AM
Quote
I don't know much about the technology, but why not couple the VR with some existing ideas to help with the control?  I can easily envision scenarios where VR would work if you had an ordinary controller in your hand, and even something like Playstation's Move technology.  Or shit, give me some VR glasses and a steering wheel and let me play Gran Turismo or something.  That could be mind-blowingly good.

If you are a pilot for a thing it maps perfectly to VR - you are sitting in a cockpit, you can move your head around, you steer with controls. Questions like "how do you turn" and "how do you aim" map exactly to how you do those things in real life.

The problem is much more complicated for an FPS game. Typically in an FPS game you move in the direction you are looking, or relative to that direction. If you look straight ahead and hold "W" then look left and hold "W" you turn 90 degrees to the left. But with a human body if you run forward then look left while still running forward you don't change direction.

Basically the issue is that the VR goggles map to the human head, not the human body. And the human head moves pretty independently of the body.

If you try to solve this problem by making the body always rotate with the head it feels really off, because you can't look, you can only do a full body turn. If you try to solve this problem by separating out body control from head control it's awkward because you have no feedback on how your video-game body is positioned.

I don't know that these problems are unsolvable but so far nobody has a great solution. Maybe they'll hit on one, maybe they won't. I suspect that they won't get solved, a lot of games will feel slightly off, and people will stop using VR for them. And that's for first person shooters, a genre you think would map to VR perfectly.

With third person games your head is just a glorified right-stick camera and you're explicitly an observer so there's not much sense of immersion.

I can definitely see a sweet Gran Turismo setup working great with it, I just think the range of games that support more than short-lived gimmicks will be pretty narrow. You're going to see like 500 different "you're an astronaut riding around in a mars rover" games, at least for OR and PC. 


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Post by: Khaldun on March 19, 2014, 02:51:18 PM
It's the same basic problem as with Kinect-style controllers, though.

You can't just control a game from natural movements that are intuitive, because the action in the game almost always needs to be a hyperexaggerated version of that real movement. If I swing as if I'm holding a real sword, either the game shows me as I really am, a slow middle-aged derpy-derp fumbling away with an imaginary sword or it makes me look like a fast, skilled warrior. But if I look in my movements in the game environment as if I'm fast and skilled, the action of my avatar in game has to be badly out of synch with my real-world movements. So instead I have to be taught a kind of kinetic, physical language in which small movements of my hands, arms and body "represent" or stand in for game movements. At which point you have to ask, "So how is that better than pressing four buttons and a thumbstick, or wasd on a keyboard?" It's not more intuitive at that point, it is at best no more or less intuitive than any other controller scheme. The VR doesn't ever solve the control/interaction problem, it's just something that might help with a feeling of immersion or give you a new kind of visual wow-factor.

It only helps with control/immersion if it's working straight from some kind of neural input, e.g., it's genuine Metaverse kind of shit. Which is not coming any time soon, assuming we even want it to come.


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Post by: KallDrexx on March 19, 2014, 03:24:30 PM
Well, for movement there is the Omni (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1944625487/omni-move-naturally-in-your-favorite-game) but thats a lot more effort than I want to put into gaming.


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Post by: Falconeer on March 20, 2014, 02:41:19 AM
If you try to solve this problem by separating out body control from head control it's awkward because you have no feedback on how your video-game body is positioned.

I am not saying you are wrong, because neither me or you tested this long enough I'd assume (scratch that if you did), but the part I quoted is exactly how 'mechs and tanks game work, and that becomes second nature pretty soon. I am sure it's totally different in a VR environment, but I think there's a fair chance it would become equally natural after a while. Problem is, perfect the technology to the point it doesn't give you headaches and reacts fast enough so that we can focus on that re-learning part without having to struggle to survive the goofy symbiosis/adjusting process.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on March 20, 2014, 08:41:57 AM
I do not want to put myself in the game, I want to be the guy in the game.  I play as myself all day long.  Some game/hardware devs are way out in left field.


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Post by: Merusk on March 20, 2014, 10:27:49 AM
Some game/hardware devs are way out in left field. overestimating the prowess of their central market.

Really, though, what Yeg said.  Even if it were perfectly translating my movements right down to eye twitches, Kinect would still be a gimmick for this exact reason.  "Perfect simulation of everything" means you have a bunch of awkward kids and fat 30+ males trying to be Link or Conan or Mario.  .

Change to a different arena, like sports, and what's the benefit vs. actually playing?  Compensation for your own inability? That worked well for a while with Guitar Hero but died out.  Safety of VR vs. actual reality?  Well, then it's not going to be the exact movements translating to the game. (Which it can't be because you won't get hit or have a ball to kick/ hit)

Hm.


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Post by: Jeff Kelly on March 20, 2014, 03:24:58 PM
Yeah but even GH made it easier/more accessible by giving you five buttons and song notations that are easier instead of a real guitar.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on March 21, 2014, 06:36:32 AM
The new titanfall bundle doesn't seem to be selling well enough for Wal-Mart's liking, they have dropped it to $450:

(http://i.imgur.com/9FauoYf.png)


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Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 21, 2014, 09:36:34 AM
Has anyone yet mentioned walmart is going to start accepting game trade-ins for store credit on anything? Goodbye gamestop.


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Post by: calapine on March 21, 2014, 12:35:57 PM
That "mystery price" thing is hilarious retarted.   :oh_i_see:


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Post by: Trippy on March 21, 2014, 12:53:18 PM
Welcome to the wonderful world of price fixing :awesome_for_real:


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Post by: Merusk on March 21, 2014, 02:14:39 PM
Has anyone yet mentioned walmart is going to start accepting game trade-ins for store credit on anything? Goodbye gamestop.

There was some discussion on Marketplace about this earlier in the week.  The general sentiment from everyone is that GameStop still has the advantage in the quantity of games they have, but it'll be a question of how much people really care about that store credit.  If the answer is, "not at all" walmart isn't going to do much with it.


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Post by: Miasma on March 21, 2014, 03:32:24 PM
I have to imagine walmart would be as stingy with their trade-in prices as they are with their real suppliers.

And if you bought an xbox one before the price cuts and free games here is something (http://www.dualshockers.com/2014/03/03/xbox-one-owners-heres-how-to-get-titanfall-and-another-game-for-free/) I don't really understand that might work for you but it seems kinda iffy so be careful.


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Post by: Margalis on March 21, 2014, 04:13:09 PM
I don't think Walmart and Gamestop have a lot of crossover or are really in direct competition. By that I mean their customer bases are fairly different.


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Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 21, 2014, 04:18:31 PM
If walmart undercuts gamestop by even $5 a game which they can do easily, it's going to be slaughter.  Yes they don't carry as much variety as gamestop but that hardly matters.  They carry the big $60 new titles and gaming systems and if your used game money goes farther at walmart towards the next titanfall or going to a new system it's a no brainer.

Or hell, I have some games I don't want anymore, maybe I'll get a new coffee maker/keyboard/six pack of guinness.


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Post by: carnifex27 on March 21, 2014, 07:10:39 PM
Part of why Gamestop has that variety is their trade-ins though. If this takes off, and I think it has the potential to, suddenly there well be bins full of $5 dollar used games next to the movies. Not to mention wally world can afford to lose money on trade-ins for a few years until gamestop goes under. Don't worry though, I'm sure wal-mart will still have reasonable prices after they've cornered the market  :oh_i_see:


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Post by: schild on March 21, 2014, 07:16:22 PM
Fuck Gamestop, I hope Walmart crushes them.


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Post by: Rendakor on March 21, 2014, 09:56:35 PM
I buy most of my (console) games at GS because I like buying the CEs for JRPGs, and Walmart doesn't stock those games at all usually (and when they do it's never the CE). I could probably get them on Amazon if Gamestop stopped being a thing or direct from NISA/Atlus/Whoever, but I wouldn't go to Walmart instead.


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Post by: Miasma on March 22, 2014, 09:12:28 AM
Best buy and amazon have matched walmart's $50 under msrp for the titanfall bundle.  Another "see the special price at checkout" for bestbuy and amazon tells you to use a code to lower the price.  The standard version is now getting Forza 5 bundled in.  Some people who bought the titanfall bundle at $499 have complained and managed to get the difference back.


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Post by: Maledict on March 23, 2014, 10:09:20 AM
I was weak and got a PS4 for infamous, because I love those games.

Infamous Second Son is easily the prettiest computer game I've player, even on my rigged out PC. I don't really understand ow it can look s pretty *and* be an open world game and not suffer horrendous frame rate drops, but it does. Graphically it's spectacular.

(the game itself is the usual combo of super powers, jumping over buildings, taking down mooks with hilarity and running across a city - ie. brilliant fun)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on March 24, 2014, 09:38:46 AM
Infamous is the game at E3 last year that I thought looked most "next gen." (Really the only game that qualified as such) I don't know why I didn't put that in my E3 writeup, I could swear I wrote that somewhere.

Not just the graphics but also the total package of image quality, animation quality and variety, etc. I'm sure the delay helped (it was originally supposed to be a launch title) but even at E3 then it looked vastly superior to other games.


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Post by: Soulflame on March 24, 2014, 10:42:04 AM
I watched someone streaming Second Son for a bit during the weekend.  I can feel a PS4 purchase in my future now.

 :oh_i_see:


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Post by: Yegolev on March 24, 2014, 11:00:47 AM
I buy most of my (console) games at GS because I like buying the CEs for JRPGs, and Walmart doesn't stock those games at all usually (and when they do it's never the CE). I could probably get them on Amazon if Gamestop stopped being a thing or direct from NISA/Atlus/Whoever, but I wouldn't go to Walmart instead.

http://www.play-asia.com/  ?


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Post by: HaemishM on March 24, 2014, 01:00:43 PM
I don't think Walmart and Gamestop have a lot of crossover or are really in direct competition. By that I mean their customer bases are fairly different.

You must not have been in either of these stores recently because yes... their customer base absolutely dovetails, especially when you are talking about video games. Gamestop has become a wretched hive of shit-eating twats every bit as horrible to look at as the People of Wal-Mart.

And that's just the employees.  :why_so_serious:


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Post by: Father mike on March 24, 2014, 04:54:43 PM
Gamestop's buyback program seriously flirts with pawnbrokerage laws in some (?many?) states.  I don't think that's a can of worms that WalMart wants to open.  But what do I know?


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Post by: Lakov_Sanite on March 24, 2014, 06:38:05 PM
Gamestop's buyback program seriously flirts with pawnbrokerage laws in some (?many?) states.  I don't think that's a can of worms that WalMart wants to open.  But what do I know?

Walmart can add that to the list of much more serious and criminal laws they already laugh at, it's not going to make any difference.


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Post by: KallDrexx on March 24, 2014, 07:58:55 PM
Best buy takes in used games, but since they take in more than games you have to give them your ID due to the pawn broker laws.


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Post by: Rendakor on March 25, 2014, 05:10:34 AM
Best buy takes in used games, but since they take in more than games you have to give them your ID due to the pawn broker laws.
That's a state by state issue; GS has to copy your ID for trades too in some states.


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Post by: Azazel on March 26, 2014, 05:25:48 AM
Best buy and amazon have matched walmart's $50 under msrp for the titanfall bundle.  Another "see the special price at checkout" for bestbuy and amazon tells you to use a code to lower the price.  The standard version is now getting Forza 5 bundled in.  Some people who bought the titanfall bundle at $499 have complained and managed to get the difference back.

Just imagine what we'll be getting in these deals next Christmas! Oh, wait. XBone. Ok, fuck that then.


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Post by: schild on March 26, 2014, 08:49:08 AM
Yea, wouldn't buy an XBone for $100.


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Post by: Paelos on March 26, 2014, 08:51:29 AM
I honestly wouldn't put one in my house if they gave it to me for free and just charge me for the games.


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Post by: Yegolev on March 26, 2014, 11:20:50 AM
I'd have to uncable my WiiU for it, so no.


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Post by: Miasma on April 18, 2014, 08:22:09 AM
March NPD came out yesterday, everyone assumed the xbox would win due to the titan fall effect.  It didn't.  PS4 still outsold xbox despite being supply constrained, the massively hyped titanfall release and price cuts/bundles.


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Post by: Paelos on April 18, 2014, 08:29:32 AM
Guess the consumers aren't as stupid as XBOX hoped.


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Post by: Fabricated on April 18, 2014, 10:47:36 AM
Permanent pricecut is likely coming, which will be hilarious as this will cause even larger losses in the xbox department.

Just spin it off and sell it to someone stupid like Amazon or something.


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Post by: Paelos on April 18, 2014, 11:05:52 AM
I don't know how they didn't see this coming from day one.


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Post by: Trippy on April 18, 2014, 11:11:13 AM
They announced their pricing before Sony did and then fumbled around when they realized the pricing difference was likely to be an issue.


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Post by: HaemishM on April 18, 2014, 12:19:57 PM
Just spin it off and sell it to someone stupid like Amazon or something.

Amazon is not even remotely stupid enough to buy the XBone, nor do they even remotely need it. Their Fire TV Gary Busey search engine box is already a more interesting set top box for TV stuff than the Bone will EVER be.

EDIT: Maybe Facebook wants it.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on April 18, 2014, 02:39:14 PM
The XB1 is the culmination of an ambition that has been around since the Web TV days. Unfortunately for MS that ambition stopped making sense 10 years ago. (To rule the living room with a single device)

Spider-Man for XB1 was just delayed indefinitely. It seems highly unlikely to be a technical issue. Reading between the lines my guess is that MS tried to throw their weight around and get the XB1 version to come out earlier or have exclusive content or not lack content the PS4 version did and got into a game of chicken with Activision.

This is emblematic of how MS has approached this gen - with the mindset that consumers and game publishers are a captive audience. Rather than try to earn publisher and player support they've taken it as a given, which has informed everything they've done - the price, the emphasis on non-gaming, the lower power compared to PS4.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: K9 on April 18, 2014, 02:56:46 PM
Is there anything worth playing on the new consoles yet? I'd like to buy a console for the new lounge, but I can't see any compelling reason to buy a PS4 over a PS3, but buying a PS3 when it's not the newest model seems odd.


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Post by: Hawkbit on April 18, 2014, 02:59:37 PM
The only game I'd like to play is Infamous:SS.  It's pretty hard to justify a ~$500 purchase with the game and tax for just that title.


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Post by: Velorath on April 18, 2014, 03:31:01 PM
Is there anything worth playing on the new consoles yet?

Nothing you're missing out on by not playing, and there's nothing big scheduled for this year (that you can't also get on a PC) either aside from Destiny in Sept. With a new Mario Kart next month and Smash Bros. at the end of the year if you're into those things, the WiiU sadly does more to justify a purchase.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on April 18, 2014, 04:31:50 PM
I still think Microsoft got blindsided by Sony. Remember MS wanted the 360 to last ten years. Kinect was their grand plan to prolong the console life cycle. Also the rumors about a new console were exclusively about a new Sony console at first.

MS now claims that they've been in development for as long as Sony but if you read between the lines they've started considerably later than Sony. Many of their issues are not only because they designed their product for a purpose that buyers generally didn't find compelling but also because they had to catch up to Sony.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fordel on April 18, 2014, 11:01:44 PM
Is there anything worth playing on the new consoles yet? I'd like to buy a console for the new lounge, but I can't see any compelling reason to buy a PS4 over a PS3, but buying a PS3 when it's not the newest model seems odd.


How much does a PS3 run these days? Is there a 'slim' or whatever yet.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on April 19, 2014, 06:53:16 AM
There's been a slim for a while now and I imagine they are going pretty cheap in the US...but the slim version has something like 12 gigs of memory built in, which is basically useless.  I assume you swap that out, but still.  It is 2014, for crying out loud.


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Post by: Rendakor on April 19, 2014, 07:31:36 AM
The 12 gig is like, a budget model to compete with the 360's 4 gig; the standard PS3 slim comes with 500 gigs and Last of Us for $270.


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Post by: Cyrrex on April 19, 2014, 07:59:32 AM
My bad, I guess I didn't know there was a slim that also had the 500gb disk.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on April 19, 2014, 08:18:08 AM
When the new slim (since the 2nd model was also called slim when it came out :uhrr:) released, there were 250 and 500 gig options; the 12 gig option is newer and terrible. One of the reasons PS3s are more durable than 360s is that most games are forced-install so you're mostly reading from the hard disk and not running the BR drive nonstop. That's not viable with only 12 gigs unless you literally only play Call of Duty or Madden (but not both).


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Post by: KallDrexx on April 19, 2014, 12:30:09 PM
I'm just amazed that both the PS4 and XB1 have sold as much as they have, with so little games and yet PS3 and 360 games can be gotten for cheap (especially used).


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Morat20 on April 19, 2014, 04:05:01 PM
The 12 gig is like, a budget model to compete with the 360's 4 gig; the standard PS3 slim comes with 500 gigs and Last of Us for $270.
I picked up a PS3 with Last of Us and one of the Batman games for like 200 on Black Friday (well, the weekend long Black Friday. I ordered online). I think it was the 500 gig model.

And he was glad to get it, even at 17. There's just shit out for PS4 that he wants to play and a huge backlog of PS3 games he wanted to try that either were PS3 exclusive or we never got for the 360.

Plus, he's now got neftlix in his room. So bonus.

I still can't seen the Xbone or PS4 as anything but a waste of money.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on April 19, 2014, 04:14:20 PM
It's a future investment!  :awesome_for_real:

Everyone on this board is going to wind up buying one at some point so why not do it now?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Goreschach on April 19, 2014, 04:52:51 PM

Everyone on this board is going to wind up buying one at some point so why not do it now?


Hahaha no.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Morat20 on April 19, 2014, 05:50:39 PM
It's a future investment!  :awesome_for_real:

Everyone on this board is going to wind up buying one at some point so why not do it now?
Because they'll never RAISE the price, they're likely to slash it, and later models will have more of a library, more memory, be more reliable and even if they never touched the price, be slightly cheaper due to inflation?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on April 19, 2014, 05:53:31 PM
Why feed the troll/obvious sarcasm?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Phildo on April 21, 2014, 06:27:36 AM
Is any of this shit backwards compatible yet?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on April 21, 2014, 06:34:56 AM
Is any of this shit backwards compatible yet?

Not from what I've seen. Another reason I'm not buying one.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on April 21, 2014, 06:58:51 AM
I believe high sales in this round will mean a general lack of BC in the future.  Although I don't really know what the hold-up is at Sony with emulation of some sort.  I'd have a PS4 now if it played PS2 games, let alone PS3 games.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Phildo on April 21, 2014, 07:03:56 AM
Concur.  Pretty sure I mentioned it already, but my PS3 got stolen right around the launch of the PS4 and I would have happily upgraded to the new system instead of buying a refurb PS3 from Gamestop if I could have played my old games on it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on April 21, 2014, 08:32:11 AM
There won't be any backwards compatability since the systems are so different, they would have needed to put in a cell chip basically.  Emulation is expensive and I doubt the ps4 is powerful enough to emulate a ps3 either.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on April 21, 2014, 08:41:02 AM
I believe high sales in this round will mean a general lack of BC in the future.  Although I don't really know what the hold-up is at Sony with emulation of some sort.  I'd have a PS4 now if it played PS2 games, let alone PS3 games.

Well the PS3 release was a total boondoggle if I'm remembering correctly, so should we really be shocked by 7M in sales of this console that has the "advantage" over the competition? Also, is 7M in sales that good? Even with the early issues, the PS3 sold 80M units. Granted it was after several price revisions and changes.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on April 21, 2014, 08:58:39 AM
Yeah, you got me on that.  Good point.

As for BC, the original PS3 had a Emotion Engine in it.  I suppose it's not really feasible to put an entire Cell architecture inside a PS4, but I can emulate a PS2 on my PC.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Maledict on April 21, 2014, 09:52:55 AM
I believe high sales in this round will mean a general lack of BC in the future.  Although I don't really know what the hold-up is at Sony with emulation of some sort.  I'd have a PS4 now if it played PS2 games, let alone PS3 games.

Well the PS3 release was a total boondoggle if I'm remembering correctly, so should we really be shocked by 7M in sales of this console that has the "advantage" over the competition? Also, is 7M in sales that good? Even with the early issues, the PS3 sold 80M units. Granted it was after several price revisions and changes.

7 million sales in the first 5 months is  *literally* the fastest and biggest console launch of all time.

Now, in a while the Wii will start to overtake it (due to the Wii's horrendous supply issues when released), but right now the PS4 is in a league of success of its own.

Also, re games - it has over 50 games currently available. Whilst folks here might not be interested, there are a large amount of games available, and it does have the best console versions of the worlds biggest selling games - CoD, Assassins Creed, Fifa. It's not a surprise it's selling at all - it's in a remarkably stronger launch  position than previous console  have been when it comes to games. For those of us who like to play games outside of our PCs, the PS4 gives you the best versions of the biggest games.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on April 21, 2014, 10:37:22 AM
While you no doubt have a point - and I am not going to dispute it, really - those games can bite my bag.  I'd also bet my underwear that if I fired any of those games up, they'd look barely any better than what one could get on the previous generation consoles (let alone what you can get on a PC).  So yeah, they had all the soulless sequels lined up right out of the motherfucking gate.  And yet, they have nothing I want to play yet.

I will get a PS4 at some point.  Shit, it's all I can do right now to not go out and buy one, despite having literally nothing I want to play on it.  I would have one now if there was any kind of BC or emulation to be had (and I don't care about the hurdles, they can all go fuck themselves on this point).  As it is now, I need a big ole original blockbuster or two to justify the purchase.  These may be just around the corner.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on April 21, 2014, 11:02:48 AM
7 million sales in the first 5 months is  *literally* the fastest and biggest console launch of all time.

My point isn't if it's good in the sense of fastest launch. That doesn't really mean anything to me. Does the console have the momentum to keep selling 25x that? That should be the mark. With all the changes and all the advances, including the new audiences we've gained in gaming, why shouldn't this console sell more than the PS2?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on April 21, 2014, 11:32:06 AM
Console Devs always seemed to be able to really wring a lot out of given hardware. The PS3/360 were fairly RAM constrained and the PS3 in particular had a funky architecture and the better dev houses cranked out some really impressive looking stuff. With the PS4/Xbone giving them one of the oldest and most documented architectures out there, a metric shitload of RAM compared to what they've had to put up with before, more storage than they know what to do with (even with BD only it's a lot) and a bunch of cores to play with, I'm kinda hoping we'll see some really cool shit in a year or two once the console devs have their heads wrapped around it.

Once they finally bury the PS3/360 for really big Marquee titles I'm hoping we'll start seeing it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Maledict on April 22, 2014, 08:51:20 AM
7 million sales in the first 5 months is  *literally* the fastest and biggest console launch of all time.

My point isn't if it's good in the sense of fastest launch. That doesn't really mean anything to me. Does the console have the momentum to keep selling 25x that? That should be the mark. With all the changes and all the advances, including the new audiences we've gained in gaming, why shouldn't this console sell more than the PS2?

You're shifting the goal posts now though - you're original query as to whether this launch was any good. Now you're asking for long term trends...

in the long term, I absolutely expect sales to fall off. The Wii was a one-off aberration that probably won't be repeated this generation. The PS2 was fortunate to have no effective competition *and* was a cheap DVD player just as DVD players became affordable items - I know many people who got one for that reason, and the games were a secondary. Blue-Ray just isn't as impressive to folks and hasn't had the same uptake at all.

You have to remember in terms of audiences, the global audience hasn't really increased hugely for consoles and in one big market (Japan) has shrunk massively. In china and Korea its free to play PC games for example.

EDIT: Cyrrex - the games absolutely look noticeably better on the next gen consoles. It's not a minor difference. As an example look at : http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=805887

Those are all ingame shots, that aren't edited, from an open world game. That's more than a minor difference in graphical quality.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on April 22, 2014, 10:31:44 AM
You're shifting the goal posts now though - you're original query as to whether this launch was any good. Now you're asking for long term trends...

I asked is 7M that good, pointing out that the PS3 sold 80M. Perhaps my question wasn't clear, but I was asking if 7M shows us that this is going to beat the PS3 or even the PS2. I had no idea that it was the fastest launch, but I am interested to see if it translates.

I guess it just confused me that less than 10% of prior console sales at launch was the fastest ever.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on April 22, 2014, 11:23:42 AM
Those pictures were awesome, but they seem to be from the same game. :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Maledict on April 22, 2014, 02:07:01 PM
Yes, its the first real first party effort from Sony - Sucker Punch's Infamous: Second Son. Graphically its a league ahead of anything else, and they just introduced a "photo mode" which allows you to take photo's from ingame as you see in that thread. Given we are only just into the new generation, and how markedly console graphics tend to improve over time, it's a really good sign for the future. Especially as it's an open world sandbox game, so they aren't relying on corridors and precisely controlled scenes to get those shots.

As fabricated says, console devs can always squeeze an amazing out of the machines given they can code to the metal - the 360 and Ps3 only have half a gig of memory each. The equivalent PC build requires a hell of a lot more.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on April 22, 2014, 10:12:02 PM
I guess I was more saying that for the shovelware titles like the Battlefields, CODS, FIFAs, etc., the graphical improvements are not astonishing, and those were being used as the shining examples of launch titles.  I'm not saying there aren't exceptions, nor am I saying that we won't eventually see a lot of huge improvements once they stop developing for two generations at the same time.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on April 23, 2014, 05:44:47 AM
I'm also sure that the new Madden for the new consoles will still look like something from 2004.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on April 23, 2014, 06:39:44 AM
Better yet, make it like something that looks and plays like it was from the early 90s.  At least it would be fun again.  Those games just get less fun with every iteration. 


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on April 25, 2014, 09:28:05 AM
The house has decided on PS4, but there is no date yet.  I'm personally interested to find if there will be a second revision of the unit, even the main board or just the optical drive, if not the whole thing.  Probably won't happen before 2015.  I'll have to get one before the end of this year, I think.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: AcidCat on April 25, 2014, 10:16:37 AM
I guess I was more saying that for the shovelware titles like the Battlefields, CODS, FIFAs, etc., the graphical improvements are not astonishing, and those were being used as the shining examples of launch titles.

The PS4 version of Battlefield 4 looks significantly better than the 360 version, with higher player counts. For someone like me with an aging PC and a preference for playing these games on console anyway, it's quite a boon.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on April 25, 2014, 11:33:15 PM
I guess I was more saying that for the shovelware titles like the Battlefields, CODS, FIFAs, etc., the graphical improvements are not astonishing, and those were being used as the shining examples of launch titles.

The PS4 version of Battlefield 4 looks significantly better than the 360 version, with higher player counts. For someone like me with an aging PC and a preference for playing these games on console anyway, it's quite a boon.

Yes, but see, as the highlighted part suggests, you are obviously sick in the head.

What I am saying as these differences aren't game changing.  As things stand right now, the graphical difference between this generation and the last must be the least significant of any new gen that we've ever seen.  That isn't to say that there is no improvement, because obviously these machines are more powerful.  We just seem to be getting very close to a ceiling where the obvious improvements no longer mean as much.  720p to 1080p is a big technical difference, but not a big visual one (many people cannot tell the difference).  30fps to 60fps is the same way, though I personally think the difference here is more obvious.  Some of the animation and art from the previous generation was already beginning to kill the notion that there was this Uncanny Valley issue that would never be conquered.  They've conquered it.  This generation will probably be fine for at least one of the consoles (PS4, I am betting), but after this they have a HUGE problem.  Once they achieve 1080p and 60fps, with the kind of aliasing and improvements to shadows, lighting, etc., that we will begin to see out of all these titles....where will they go from there?  The next generation, if there is one, is in trouble. 


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: AcidCat on April 26, 2014, 10:38:52 PM
Cyrrex I am going to use BF4 again as an example of how the difference between the new gen and last gen of consoles is a significant upgrade. From your prior comments putting Battlefield in the "shovelware" category I can reasonably assume you are not a fan and not really qualified to use this game as an example of how far this gen of consoles has come vs the last.

Quite simply you are mistaken and are severely downplaying the benefits of new gen vs last gen capabilities. Here I am not including current PC capabilities in the equation because as we all know those fluctuate and the cutting edge is always going to be better than even a brand new console - assuming a player prefers the PC gaming experience to console of course - but that's clearly not what you're arguing.

The PS4 (and I don't know about XBONE but I'd assume it's similar) version of BF4 is 60 fps vs 30 fps on last-gen consoles, higher resolution, and most significantly, 64 total player count vs 24 on PS3 and 360. This last point is significant and a Battlefield enthusiast will intuitively know why. Battlefield is all about the massive combined arms battle, comparing a Conquest game with 12 players per side vs 32 per side - not even considering the graphical upgrades - is simply game-changing. It IS the definition of game-changing which you refute, period. And this is just one game. A launch game. Things will only get better from here, but as a first gen, launch title that is also on previous generations of hardware, BF4 is a fantastic example of how much more capable these new consoles are.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on April 26, 2014, 11:01:40 PM
In terms of graphics we are definitely at the point where things like art direction and the skill of the art team makes as much or more of a difference than specs. There won't be a huge graphical leap until ray tracing becomes a thing. Right now the limiting factor on graphics is fundamentally how rendering is done - lighting, shadows, reflections, transparencies, depth of field, etc, are all faked, and there are limits to what that fakery can achieve.

The number of players thing is a good point, because that's more CPU dependent. There is still a ton of room for CPU power to grow.

In some ways GPU power has a pretty definite ceiling - you need to fill a certain number of pixels at a certain frame rate with a certain shader complexity. Once you can do that you're good. (Again, until you adopt a totally different model like ray tracing) There's not a similar ceiling on CPU power - the more power you have the more onscreen objects you can have, the more you can simulate, the larger worlds can be (or at least with computation applied to them), etc.

The problem these new consoles have is that the way scalable game engines typically work is that they scale the graphics. If you make a cross-platform game you have the same gameplay on each version, then just crank the graphics up or down. But we're at the point where cranking up the graphics isn't that impressive. Cranking up the other stuff would be more impressive but that's a lot harder. So what these consoles need are games that are not cross platform, or are at least cross platform only across PS4, XB1 and decent-or-better PCs.
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The other huge issue is that publishers have moved even further towards a strategy of a fewer number of megahits. There are just barely any games coming out for these things. It used to be that EA released 80 games a year - now they release 20. This means that there are few games that take advantage of the power these systems offer, since smaller / indie games don't. And it's possible to go for months or more without a single game being released that appeals to you.

The classic Nintendo thing has been that their systems have a low number of games, but that the games they do have are pretty good. That's now everyone's strategy. In many genres you have somewhere between zero to two choices for an entire year or more. Like RPGs? Hope you like Dragon Age, since that's the only one.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: AcidCat on April 27, 2014, 12:40:42 AM
So what these consoles need are games that are not cross platform, or are at least cross platform only across PS4, XB1 and decent-or-better PCs.

Agreed completely - and this is what we will see more and more. Yes the old consoles have huge install bases. But this is always the way, by next year I'm sure the majority of new games coming out will be PS4/XBONE/PC.

Obviously I'm not even talking about ipad games and shit I'd assume that goes without saying.

In terms of graphics we are definitely at the point where things like art direction and the skill of the art team makes as much or more of a difference than specs.

Yes, and this is why GTA5's world is still considerably more impressive than Infamous Second Son's. Resolution, lighting etc - technical details - still scope and artistry will come out on top. But consider the results if GTA5 had been designed ground-up for next gen consoles.

I feel like I'm harping on this point - but we're just at the beginning. Second Son, I really think the most positive reviews were influenced by how good looking the game is even if its gameplay is a relic of last gen. You just can't help but feel excited for future potential when you play it.

I mean, Witcher 3 on PS4? This is the kind of potential out there, we are just waiting for developers to harness the power and show us something.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on April 27, 2014, 01:07:17 AM
Just two simple points in rebuttal...

First, because they are developing a single title for both generations, the new generation is going to suffer.  I am sure you are right about the differences you list, but I still see them as incremental, not game changing.  That probably is because of my second point, which is....

This is shovelware.  There are a list of games out there (COD, Battlefield, Madden, Fifa are the big ones off the top of my head) that have been making the same god damn game for the past 10, 15 or maybe even 20 years.  The graphics get slightly shinier, the feature list gets longer, the fun disappears.  Not one of these games, in my opinion, is significantly better overall than their very early iterations.  COD 4 was probably the sweet spot for that series, everything since has been bullshit.  Battlefield 1942 was probably the most fun game in that series, and it has gone downhill since then.  I don't even want to get started on Madden, which has not been fun since the early nineties.  Fifa has been putting out the exact same game since the early 2000s, for all intents.  These might help move a bunch of consoles for the new generation, but this was low hanging fruit for the big developers.  This isn't compelling new stuff that takes advantage of the new hardware, it is the same shit we've been forced to play since forever.

Anyway, I doubt we will agree for the simple reason that you really like a game like Battlefield 4...where if I play it, I cannot stop wondering what the fuck they are thinking, and why they have moved so far away from what made them different and interesting.  Having 64 players running around on screen doesn't automatically make it more interesting (it often makes it worse).  Pretty sure 1942 did the same thing, with a much more compelling game.  And that was a decade ago, wasn't it?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Malakili on April 27, 2014, 01:23:38 AM
I actually thought Bad Company 2 was respectable.  In lacked some of the charm of 1942 (which was actually 12 years ago now  :ye_gods:), but it was a solid game, had good mechanics and maps, and so forth.  The Vietnam expansion was also excellent.

But then they decided to go toe to toe with COD and, as you say, shovel out a new iteration every 5 minutes.  

That is honestly why I've been buying Nintendo's consoles all along.  Say what you want about them, but the Nintendo franchises have continued to put out entertaining games - not to mention games that I don't just want to play on PC anyway.  

I don't have a Wii U, but I am considering picking one up this summer.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on April 27, 2014, 12:46:58 PM
To be fair, Battlefield 4 is a MUCH better game then BF3, though yes, Bad Company 2 is still better. Of course, none of that has to do with graphics - it's mostly about level design. And having 64 players on a console instead of the 32 on the previous gen IS a difference, especially since 90% of the maps are built to house 64 players.

That said, I'm still totally uninterested in this gen of consoles.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on April 27, 2014, 05:02:02 PM
There are a list of games out there (COD, Battlefield, Madden, Fifa are the big ones off the top of my head) that have been making the same god damn game for the past 10, 15 or maybe even 20 years.  The graphics get slightly shinier, the feature list gets longer, the fun disappears.  Not one of these games, in my opinion, is significantly better overall than their very early iterations. 

My favorite Madden is the N64 game!

I think the low number of total releases is a huge problem here. Most publishers are putting out very few AAA games, and many of those slots are already earmarked for franchises. Here is the EA page for XB1:

http://www.ea.com/xbox-one

It's all franchise titles! If you cut your console releases per year by 70% or more you aren't going to drop your core IP and franchises, and once you factor those in there's not much room left for anything else. It's just a numbers game - the percentage of titles that are stale is much higher.

Typically when a new console launches you have a bunch of fresh games. Some of them are bad, some of them are merely ok but benefit from launch goggles and become new franchises (Ass Creed), some of them come charging out of the gate and change the landscape. (Gears of War) This generation we just don't have those games.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Maledict on April 28, 2014, 02:50:43 AM
Without wanting to sound arsey, I think your memories of console launches are slightly out of kilter.

Assassin's Creed was launched 2 years after the 360 launched.

Gears of War was released a year after the 360 launched.


In fact historically most launch games don't go on to spawn anything major - it's generally the games that come out a year or two after launched that make the impact. This generations launch is just like previous generations - a few exclusives that will sink without trace after a year and the big major sellers that sustain the big publishers. Its the games that are coming in the next 12 to 24 months that will herald the new big IPs of this generation. Quantum Break, the Order, Cdprojects cyberpunk game etc,.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on April 28, 2014, 08:43:41 AM
I think the low number of total releases is a huge problem here. Most publishers are putting out very few AAA games, and many of those slots are already earmarked for franchises. Here is the EA page for XB1:

http://www.ea.com/xbox-one

It's all franchise titles!

To be fair, you picked a really bad example. EA doesn't produce anything but franchise titles anymore. What was their last new IP... Dead Space? And they sequel-fucked 3 games out of that. Army of Two? EA stopped trying a LONG time ago. What should be more worrying for both new consoles isn't that EA is producing nothing but rehashes, it's that not a lot of other developers are lining up to take up the slack. A console needs titles from established, franchise churn houses mixed with enough sleeper hits that come out of nowhere to build buzz, things like Demon Souls or Assassin's Creed that get people to buy the console NOW rather than later.

Watch Dogs may be that kind of title, but I doubt it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on April 28, 2014, 12:42:03 PM
Watch Dogs is coming out for everything under the sun too, so I dunno if I'd really count it.

Again, I think the 360/PS3 need to be declared dead for franchise ports and new titles before we really start seeing anyone leverage the Xbone/PS4 hardware to the point that it's clear that the title could not be done on a previous gen system.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on April 28, 2014, 12:53:45 PM
Watch Dogs is coming out for everything under the sun too, so I dunno if I'd really count it.

Again, I think the 360/PS3 need to be declared dead for franchise ports and new titles before we really start seeing anyone leverage the Xbone/PS4 hardware to the point that it's clear that the title could not be done on a previous gen system.
That's weird, I thought Watch_Dogs was only coming out for the PC.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Velorath on April 28, 2014, 01:02:50 PM
I believe high sales in this round will mean a general lack of BC in the future.  Although I don't really know what the hold-up is at Sony with emulation of some sort.  I'd have a PS4 now if it played PS2 games, let alone PS3 games.

Well the PS3 release was a total boondoggle if I'm remembering correctly, so should we really be shocked by 7M in sales of this console that has the "advantage" over the competition? Also, is 7M in sales that good? Even with the early issues, the PS3 sold 80M units. Granted it was after several price revisions and changes.

7 million sales in the first 5 months is  *literally* the fastest and biggest console launch of all time.

Now, in a while the Wii will start to overtake it (due to the Wii's horrendous supply issues when released), but right now the PS4 is in a league of success of its own.

If you're talking about worldwide sales from when the console is first released, there are some things that should be noted:

- PS1 launched in Japan and didn't release in the U.S. and Europe until 10 months later.
- PS2 also launched in Japan and didn't come to the U.S. until 7 months later, and Europe a month after that.
- PS3 had a near simultaneous launch in the U.S. and Japan, and came to Europe 4 months later. It was also $100-200 more at launch than the PS4, and the Wii was launched a week later.
- The Xbox systems have generally had closer releases in the main three territories, although have never really caught on outside the U.S. in the way other consoles have.
- PS4 launched in the same month in the U.S. and Europe. Japan, which is a much smaller market for consoles these days launched 3 months later, so for the first few months the two biggest markets were getting all the PS4's.
- Going back much further, the NES launched in the U.S. over 2 years after the Famicom came out in Japan and almost another year after that in Europe. The SNES came out 9 months later in the U.S. and another 9 months after that in Europe.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on April 28, 2014, 02:53:57 PM
In fact historically most launch games don't go on to spawn anything major - it's generally the games that come out a year or two after launched that make the impact. This generations launch is just like previous generations - a few exclusives that will sink without trace after a year and the big major sellers that sustain the big publishers. Its the games that are coming in the next 12 to 24 months that will herald the new big IPs of this generation. Quantum Break, the Order, Cdprojects cyberpunk game etc,.

It's true that the initial batch of games generally isn't impressive or interesting as a whole, but usually there are a few interesting games in there, and a reasonable number in the first year. Right now Destiny is the only game I can think of coming out in 2014 for the new consoles that has a chance to be one of those games.

Dead Rising for 360 was an August release in the first year, and to me was the first game that really justified the 360. Saint's Row was also an August release.

Edit: Also worth pointing out that games like Quantum Break and The Order don't seem to be bringing much that is fresh to the table. Gears of War, Dead Rising and Assassin's Creed were are relatively new and interesting from a mechanics perspective. The Order appears to be a mishmash of the usual suspects (Gears and Uncharted) and it seems like the main innovation of QB is integrating at TV show...


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on April 29, 2014, 06:54:57 AM
That's weird, I thought Watch_Dogs was only coming out for the PC.

(http://assets1.ignimgs.com/2013/10/09/watchdogs-us-esrb-wiiujpg-e95449_160h.jpg)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on April 29, 2014, 08:16:55 AM
That was a PC Master Race joke, Yeg.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on April 29, 2014, 10:52:20 AM
You mean that picture is real?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on May 06, 2014, 10:21:22 AM
Hrrrmery

http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9248132/Gates_would_back_Xbox_spin_off?source=rss_keyword_edpicks&google_editors_picks=true

Quote
Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates on Monday said he would back any move by current CEO Satya Nadella to spin off the Xbox video game console business.

In an interview on Fox Business alongside his friend and fellow billionaire Warren Buffett, the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, Gates did not advocate pushing Xbox out on its own. But when asked whether he would support a hypothetical decision by Nadella to make Xbox its own company, Gates simply answered, "absolutely."

"I'm sure Satya and the team will look at that ... and it's up to them," Gates said of a possible spin-off.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on May 06, 2014, 10:25:57 AM
That's a non-committal endorsement.

The XBOX should be run by somebody else, because the current team is fucking it up.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on May 06, 2014, 10:28:21 AM
They fucked up the instant they cheaped out on the RAM and bottlenecked what would otherwise be a completely comparable system to the PS4. Unless they have Microsoft megabuxx to beg/bribe/cajole devs into not just making the PS4 version better, it will be the inferior multiplat machine.

Well, after the WiiU but that assumes the WiiU will even get multiplats.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on May 07, 2014, 10:34:36 AM
That's not anything but Bill Gates essentially saying, "He's in charge now, if he thinks that's best I'll support his decision."

The same policy that former Presidents use when asked to critique the current one.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on May 08, 2014, 03:49:48 AM
I finally broke down and ordered a PS4.  Took advantage of a slight price dip on the bundle that includes Second Son.  I knew I would be doing this anyway at some point, but I still feel a little filthy.  I'll just tell myself it is for the kids.

Equivalent cost in US Dollars?  700.  Thanks Obama.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on May 08, 2014, 06:18:05 AM
I'm going to have to put off the PS4 for a bit due to the reaming I'm taking on having my car re-keyed.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on May 08, 2014, 07:13:12 AM
Doh.  Never found them, hey.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 08, 2014, 08:51:58 AM
I'm going to have to put off the PS4 for a bit due to the reaming I'm taking on having my car re-keyed.

Wish there was a way to say "thanks  but I don't want the ridiculously expensive electronic key that makes things only marginally easier"


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on May 08, 2014, 09:11:59 AM
That would be great.  Prior to 2009 it was possible to program your own key.  Don't ask how much two new keys cost me at the ONLY INFINITI DEALER ON THE WEST SIDE.  Not even the Nissan dealer could do it.

This is way off topic but I found a place that I can sell scrap metal, and I sold springs from a mattress/box for $4.41.  I had unfortunately only just tossed out some ruined hedge shears, those might have gotten me up to $4.90.  I'm going to try to ebay some stuff while I remember to not toss out anything made of metal.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Selby on May 08, 2014, 07:23:25 PM
Don't ask how much two new keys cost me at the ONLY INFINITI DEALER ON THE WEST SIDE.  Not even the Nissan dealer could do it.
Considering the fobs alone can cost $95-105, I can imagine programming at the dealer running upwards of $75-150 each...  No PS4 for a while at that cost!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on May 08, 2014, 08:33:45 PM
That would be great.  Prior to 2009 it was possible to program your own key.  Don't ask how much two new keys cost me at the ONLY INFINITI DEALER ON THE WEST SIDE.  Not even the Nissan dealer could do it.

I didn't know white people were allowed to own Infinitis. So, let me get over that hurdle and we can talk about the cost of keys.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on May 09, 2014, 06:53:04 AM
ZING


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on May 09, 2014, 08:45:29 AM
I'm gansta.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on May 09, 2014, 08:46:41 AM
I'm gansta.
WEST SIED WHEATTHINZ


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Phildo on May 09, 2014, 08:57:47 AM
My dad drives an Infiniti.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on May 09, 2014, 08:58:51 AM
OG!!!!!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on May 09, 2014, 09:21:08 AM
My dad drives an Infiniti.
I had no idea your dad was black. That's awesome.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on May 09, 2014, 10:17:10 AM
When I met Phildo, the first thing I realized was that he had a black dad.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nija on May 09, 2014, 12:44:51 PM
Yeah a key for my '01 Volvo was something like $300 out the door.

It was even more for my GTO - apparently they have to request those keys from Australia still. GM efficiency for you.

Not fun.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on May 13, 2014, 09:24:01 AM
Xbox One without Kinect for $399 in June:

http://news.xbox.com/2014/05/xbox-delivering-more-choices


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on May 13, 2014, 09:27:33 AM
So Microsoft finally admits without admitting it that just about every "feature" of the XBOne was an absolute failure on every level for consumers.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on May 13, 2014, 09:28:53 AM
That's amazing, huge capitulation.  They are also finally going to stop forcing you to buy gold to get to Netflix and such.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on May 13, 2014, 09:54:21 AM
I'm amused, but I still won't buy an Xbone.  I wonder what consumer they're chasing now. Do they even know?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on May 13, 2014, 10:03:16 AM
Squeeze every last dollar out of it while quietly shopping the division out to every company dumb and rich enough to buy the division


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on May 13, 2014, 10:20:58 AM
Quote
Some of the most popular voice commands include “Xbox On,”

"Our <APPLIANCE>'s most popular features include the ON switch,"

That endorsement is fucking ringing.  Ringing, I say.

Also: "This is just a taste of what we know about you!"


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on May 13, 2014, 10:27:56 AM
So Microsoft finally admits without admitting it that just about every "feature" of the XBOne was an absolute failure on every level for consumers.

Too late. They are hopelessly beaten.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rokal on May 13, 2014, 12:53:42 PM
I'm amused, but I still won't buy an Xbone.  I wonder what consumer they're chasing now. Do they even know?

They are chasing gamers now that they have realized "Consumers that want to access their cable box via another box that doesn't work as well and costs $500" wasn't actually a market that existed.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 13, 2014, 03:15:38 PM
I bought a $50 blu-ray player that also give me wireless access to youtube/netflix/hulu and a ton of other shit I never use so....yeah, keep on keepin on xbone.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ingmar on May 13, 2014, 03:34:02 PM
$400 does make it more palatable for me to eventually buy in the unlikely event they make a new Rock Band I guess.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Maledict on May 13, 2014, 03:39:53 PM
I'm amused, but I still won't buy an Xbone.  I wonder what consumer they're chasing now. Do they even know?

They are chasing gamers now that they have realized "Consumers that want to access their cable box via another box that doesn't work as well and costs $500" wasn't actually a market that existed.

Yeah, they made a huge mistake with their target market for the XBONE and I don't really understand how they were so blind.

Their research showed a large amount of 360 owners were just using their machines for netflix, hulu and other apps - generating piles of cash for Microsoft through gold subscriptions and ongoing subs. For some reason, instead of realising that this was because people buying 360s as games machines and then enjoying the other uses out of them, they instead thought this was the main reason these people had the machines. So the XBone was the next stage along that path - hence TV TV TV at the launch and all the other stuff.

Of course, non-gamers aren't going to buy an Xbox for TV stuff - they have a million other, cheaper, free ways of accessing that content. Folks weren't buying 360s as multimedia devices, they were just using them like that as the games dried up and because it was convenient. So Microsoft launched an overexpensive product for a market that does't even exist, whilst Sony just happily trucked on focussing on gamers and stole the show. The worse part is even with the price reductions and removal of Kinect, the Xbone is fundamentally crippled as a machine because of the design decisions that were taken very early on to allow for Kinect and the TV stuff. The difference between the two machines is really quiet telling, especially given how early on in the generation we are (Has there ever been a console generation where one machine simply had flat out better versions of all cross-platform games before?).


My only worry with all of this is that MS and Sony have a very different approach to games. Sony has a lot of quality, first party studios that produce amazing games. MS doesn't have those any more - it gutted them all in the last 3 years of the 360s life, and there's only a few left. instead, MS tends to buy third party exclusives, and as a gamer that practice just sucks. MS responding by throwing cash around and buying the next Mass Effect from EA would really, really depress me.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Maledict on May 13, 2014, 03:40:37 PM
$400 does make it more palatable for me to eventually buy in the unlikely event they make a new Rock Band I guess.

This is unlikely - Harmonix were utterly screwed by this announcement, as their twitter posts show. they've invested in developing a Kinect game, and the technology is basically dead now.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ingmar on May 13, 2014, 03:50:04 PM
Doh!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rokal on May 13, 2014, 03:57:02 PM
My only worry with all of this is that MS and Sony have a very different approach to games. Sony has a lot of quality, first party studios that produce amazing games. MS doesn't have those any more - it gutted them all in the last 3 years of the 360s life, and there's only a few left. instead, MS tends to buy third party exclusives, and as a gamer that practice just sucks. MS responding by throwing cash around and buying the next Mass Effect from EA would really, really depress me.

This isn't really feasible anymore either. As the market lead, it was an easier proposition to get a developer/publisher to agree to release a game on Xbox 360 exclusively. This could have been attractive to a developer/publisher if the majority of their sales were going to be on Xbox 360 anyway. With Xbox One, Microsoft is now significantly behind the competition and the gulf is only growing larger. Securing an exclusivity agreement will be much less appealing to the developer/publisher if it means they lose out on all of the potential sales from the platform that is the market lead. It means that exclusivity deals will become *much* more expensive for Microsoft moving forward until they are in a better competitive position with Xbox One (if ever).


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on May 13, 2014, 04:01:46 PM
How badly did Harmonix fuck around over these last 5 years that they need to use Kickstarter for anything?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 13, 2014, 04:24:15 PM
Too much success too quickly, it's an age old issue.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on May 13, 2014, 06:36:43 PM
Hookers and blow, I agree.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on May 13, 2014, 07:15:39 PM
I grew up next to their music director.  Given the ultra repressesd nature of his upbringing that wouldn't surprise me.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Phildo on May 14, 2014, 06:01:08 AM
I need to replace all of my old Rock Band instruments.  If they were still available at all through Harmonix, they would have my money right now.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Pagz on May 15, 2014, 08:42:33 PM
I keep reading Xbone as 'X-bone', the same way I read schild as 's-child'.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on May 16, 2014, 02:39:40 AM
I keep reading Xbone as 'X-bone', the same way I read schild as 's-child'.

Is there another way to read these things?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on May 16, 2014, 03:24:45 AM
I, too, read it as "x-bone".

I have two different pronunciations of schild in my head, neither of them correct I think.  On the other hand, I know how to say Signe's name, even though she doesn't herself.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on May 16, 2014, 05:12:48 AM
I say Xbone, schild sounds like shilled, and I have no idea how to pronounce Signe. See-nay?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Phildo on May 16, 2014, 06:40:00 AM
S-child?

(http://i.imgur.com/49XH1Ij.jpg)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Soulflame on May 16, 2014, 10:30:37 AM
Isn't Signe pronouced "Will-knife-you"?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on May 16, 2014, 10:32:48 AM
Zombie.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on May 16, 2014, 10:46:46 AM
This must be the horseshit section of the thread.  Did we all decide to get PS4s at this point?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on May 16, 2014, 10:49:30 AM
I pronounce Schild like it was the German noun (Schild = Shield) short vowel.Don't know if that's correct.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Soulflame on May 16, 2014, 10:55:33 AM
We have a WiiU.  It doesn't get used much.

At the moment, I have no plans to get a console.  I'd be more tempted by a PS3 than a PS4 at this point, honestly.  Larger library, bunch of games I kind of wanted to play, etc.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on May 16, 2014, 10:57:23 AM
I'll probably get a PS4 once they come out with a decent JRPG for it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on May 16, 2014, 11:06:59 AM
This must be the horseshit section of the thread.  Did we all decide to get PS4s at this point?

Son bought himself a WiiU because there was some game on it he wanted to play, so I let him.  No plans to buy anything but the PS4 and that won't happen until/ unless Kingdom Hearts 3 comes out, because the wife and daughter want to play it.

I'm just about done with games entirely, myself so I won't be buying any more consoles for me.  I barely used the PS3 beyond that Turn Based game where the teenagers drove tanks. Never finished GOW or any of the other games I bought so I realized it's a waste.  Hell I'm barely playing PC games these days.  I'm gettin' old and want to do more than sit on my ass in front of the computer so I'm finding other hobbies.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ingmar on May 16, 2014, 11:12:17 AM
The 'il' in schild is pronounced ill, like his rhymes.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on May 16, 2014, 11:19:36 AM
Wordlyfe.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Phildo on May 16, 2014, 11:54:55 AM
This must be the horseshit section of the thread.  Did we all decide to get PS4s at this point?

Can't a man make a Parliament Funkadelic joke from time to time?

re: the topic, still not going to touch one of these consoles until they're either backwards compatible.  So probably never.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on May 16, 2014, 02:45:14 PM
I pronounce Schild like it was the German noun (Schild = Shield) short vowel.Don't know if that's correct.
That is correct.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on May 16, 2014, 03:28:11 PM
I've been reading s-child in my head since WT, it's too late to turn back now.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on May 17, 2014, 08:37:20 AM
I do have my PS4 now.  I sorta feel like talking about it, but I doubt most of you want to hear about it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on May 17, 2014, 08:39:07 AM
That's never stopped the rest of us, don't let it stop you.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Soulflame on May 17, 2014, 10:43:06 PM
I don't mind hearing about it!  I don't really have controll of my TV, so I don't buy a console.  I kind of wish I could.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on May 17, 2014, 11:08:40 PM
It probably deserves a bit of a write-up, so I will come back later and do that.

BUT FIRST!  I feel like I need to say something about a certain Wii U game, and that is Super Mario 3D World.  If you think I am about to go on and gush about this thing, well, think again.  The game somehow managed to receive pretty rave reviews, but my disappointment in it is profound.  PROFOUND.  If this is the flagship Mario game for this generation of Nintendo (and it is supposed to be), then they are beyond fucked.  The game is gorgeous to look at, and from a distance it seems to check all the right boxes.  In reality, it is a soulless disaster of a game.  It suffers from the fatal flaw that it isn't fun to play.  It is also easier than fuck.  The only challenge provided at all is in the sloppy controls.  Forget the pixel perfect Mario games of the past.  The whole game feels like you are sloshing through mud.  Aside from that terrible sin in a Mario game, there seems to be absolutely no incentive to unlock any of the secrets or go after all the stars.  The levels are stupidly easy (sloppy controls aside), the bosses are even easier (I have not failed to beat each boss on the first try, even with zero powerups available), and you never lack stars to move on to the next area.  The game is possibly loaded with secret places and stars that are hard to get, but you'll never feel any reason to go after them.

They finally get into the HD world, and then they shit out this paint-by-numbers Mario game.  Super Mario 64 is a far better game in every way but the graphics.  So are Galaxy 1 and 2.  The one for the game boy advance was better.  Fucking NES Mario was better.  I mean I would literally rather play any of those games right now, this isn't just nostalgia talking.  Neither of my older boys (9 and 12) have played more than 2 minutes of this game.  My 2 year-old makes me fire it up because he loves watching Luigi fly around, and I dread every minute of it. 

DO NOT WANT.  I can only assume they are secretly investing a lot of time into a Galaxy 3 game or something, because they sleepwalked through the making of this turd.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Samprimary on May 18, 2014, 12:16:45 PM
I kinda just think xbox is kinda done as a thing but has a potential for (off in the future) rebound.

Nintendo I'm less ... optimistic about?

I dunno. My general sense of it is that xbox gambled on kinect and just admitted defeat, and that's that. And that wii u was terribly designed/marketed and sort of indicates that nintendo is lost, company culture wise.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Samprimary on May 18, 2014, 12:17:53 PM
I've been reading s-child in my head since WT, it's too late to turn back now.

I have done that habitually despite knowing what it actually is supposed to sound like and what it means it's always s-child in my head

in fact it got so ingrained that the username Scold always reads "s-cold" in my head. through habitual association.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on May 18, 2014, 12:21:26 PM
Ya'll weird. Especially you, s-amprimary.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Samprimary on May 18, 2014, 05:45:00 PM
that's actually spot on pronunciation in my native protoss


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on May 18, 2014, 08:19:45 PM
3D World gets pretty hard in the later levels. Also getting all the stuff on the stages is part of the challenge. If you choose not to do that you are choosing to make the game easier.

It is very easy though until the last couple words. (And then the post-game stuff)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on May 18, 2014, 09:43:14 PM
First, none of it is compelling enough for me to give enough of a shit to go after it.  It doesn't seem to reward you in any meaningful way.

Second, the challenge should be inherent to the experience.  I shouldn't have to go way out of my way to get it.  One thing they could have done would be to make the star requirements for unlocking world and bosses more stringent.  Or secret/alternate paths totally worth exploring.  As it is, it seems you can simply sleepwalk your way through it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: dusematic on May 19, 2014, 05:14:29 AM
First, none of it is compelling enough for me to give enough of a shit to go after it.  It doesn't seem to reward you in any meaningful way.

Second, the challenge should be inherent to the experience.  I shouldn't have to go way out of my way to get it.  One thing they could have done would be to make the star requirements for unlocking world and bosses more stringent.  Or secret/alternate paths totally worth exploring.  As it is, it seems you can simply sleepwalk your way through it.

Sounds like you just don't like the game.  I think it's a good idea to make simply getting through the game of easy or moderate difficulty.  It allows casuals to enjoy the game as well as hardcores.

Personally, I always try to collect all the stars, I don't consider I've truly beaten the level until I do. 


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on May 19, 2014, 09:03:59 AM
It's pretty fashionable now in game design to essentially allow players to choose their own difficulty on the fly based on what they do and how they play. Dark Souls 2 is a good example of this - you can make the game pretty easy by constantly summoning and being summoned, or really hard by playing solo.

I have mixed feelings about it. Mario is supposed to be an all-ages game, so I think it makes more sense there than in some other titles. and collecting the optional stuff feels more concrete to me than just trying to get a certain score or time.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on May 19, 2014, 09:11:12 AM
Since we are on this, I dislike "Cat Mario" quite a bit for various reasons, but my son loves it.  He is ten, and his other interests are Minecraft, Terraria, PvZ, and PvZ Garden Warfare.

I have to say that Garden Warfare is a lot of fun.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Bunk on May 20, 2014, 06:46:25 AM
Seeing a few little changes on the XBone front. They've dropped the Gold requirement for apps completely - no longer need to pay a surcharge for the right to pay for Netflix.
To "make up for it" they're putting free games on to Gold starting next month. I fully suspect I'll get free offers for games I already bought.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on May 20, 2014, 07:35:57 AM
I fully suspect I'll get free offers for games I already bought.

This has been a constant for me since the inception of the program, as well as the PSPlus service.  Although very recently I've gotten caught up on PSN and have downloaded/purchase-marked some free items which weren't terrible and that I didn't already own.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on May 30, 2014, 07:05:43 AM
how do you fuck a system up this bad

(http://i.imgur.com/V7MpW4w.jpg)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Job601 on May 30, 2014, 07:52:57 AM
First, none of it is compelling enough for me to give enough of a shit to go after it.  It doesn't seem to reward you in any meaningful way.

Second, the challenge should be inherent to the experience.  I shouldn't have to go way out of my way to get it.  One thing they could have done would be to make the star requirements for unlocking world and bosses more stringent.  Or secret/alternate paths totally worth exploring.  As it is, it seems you can simply sleepwalk your way through it.

There's a set of extra levels at the end of the game which you unlock by getting all the stars, all the stamps, and by landing on the top of the flag at the end of every level.  Unfortunately most of the stars are hidden rather than being tricky to get, and there's no equivalent of the more difficult purple coin levels from Mario Galaxy.  I like the game, but I know what you mean about the characters moving like they're stuck in molasses -- I find Mario and Toad to be ok but the Princess and Rosalina's lower speed is a real drawback to make up for their better jumps and I don't like  playing them.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on May 30, 2014, 09:04:50 AM
Well, sure...it's good and fine that there is bonus stuff at the end for the 100% ers out there, but I doubt most of us want to get EVERY thing unlocked in order to do that.  Maybe this will explain it better:  I have clear memories of Mario 64 where I would walk up a door that I really needed to go into, only to find I did not have enough stars, and then had to go back and find more stars.  And by find more stars, I mean they weren't always trivial to find.  It felt like an accomplishment.  The world itself was also a bit more mysterious, with interesting secrets all over the place.  The secrets in this version seem neither interesting nor important.  Even the GBA Super Mario World Whatever did ALL of these things better. 

I could forgive a lot of that if the platforming was fun, but it fucking isn't.  It is sloppy, and most of what you see on the screen you can safely bypass or ignore.  Lame. 

I am not a Mario hater.  I don't even really hate this one, I'm just ambivalent.  My nine year-old won't play it, my twelve year-old won't play it.  The 2.5 year-old wants ME to play it, because admittedly, it looks pretty as hell and he loves him some Luigi Time.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on May 30, 2014, 10:00:06 AM
I have clear memories of Mario 64 where I would walk up a door that I really needed to go into, only to find I did not have enough stars, and then had to go back and find more stars.  And by find more stars, I mean they weren't always trivial to find.  It felt like an accomplishment.  The world itself was also a bit more mysterious, with interesting secrets all over the place.  The secrets in this version seem neither interesting nor important.  Even the GBA Super Mario World Whatever did ALL of these things better. 

World's changed and publishers/ developers have metrics now thanks to reporting tools and online consoles.  Those metrics have shown that the majority of people didn't finish games. It's been 4 or 5 years since I read the article about it, but something like only 10% of players ever actually completed games. 

This bothered developers enough they started changing games to make things simpler. Nintendo even included the "complete this level for me" feature in one of the Mario games because of it.  This is also where the push for on-the-fly difficulty Margalis is talking about came from.

Someone with actual experience in this field rather than article reading should chime in here as to why Devs care about completion. I assume the concern is because people who complete a game are more invested in it. Therefore they're going to buy the next iteration and not think, "Meh, I never even finished "Chasing the Dragon 1" why would I buy #2?  Clearly I'm not the market for these games." 


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Post by: UnSub on May 31, 2014, 02:24:10 AM
I looked at game completion rates a few years ago - an ugly chart I made follows (http://evilasahobby.com/2011/12/31/what-proportion-of-games-actually-get-completed-by-players/). Overall it seemed that on average only about 35% of gamers complete their titles (at least in the AAA space on normal difficulty). Only around 10% of gamers who started Red Dead Redemption finished it.

(http://unsubject.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/game_completion_rates.png?w=576&h=432)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on May 31, 2014, 07:22:03 AM
The red dead redemption bar on that chart points to a really odd, awkward and boring epilogue type quest that is optional after you finish the main real plot line.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on May 31, 2014, 08:48:48 AM
While i'ts certainly valid to talk about how most gamers don't finish games, apparently Nintendo finds it worth while as almost every DK and mario game I can think of since snes days have had extra content for completionists, so they must think it's worth while.

And even so, I'd say that just because most people won't see it doesn't mean it should be left out or it's a waste of effort.  My anecdotal evidence is that it gives incentives for people to at least aim for it even if they know they will never get to it.  That's why my wife still plays mario and DK games (only games she plays) because she can jump in, play a level and try to get another star and unlock a star level she knows she won't be able to beat. 

It's there to feed off of intrinsic motivation.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on May 31, 2014, 11:25:15 AM
Someone with actual experience in this field rather than article reading should chime in here as to why Devs care about completion. I assume the concern is because people who complete a game are more invested in it. Therefore they're going to buy the next iteration and not think, "Meh, I never even finished "Chasing the Dragon 1" why would I buy #2?  Clearly I'm not the market for these games."  

Devs care because the stats started becoming widely available and people gasped because they looked low. That's it.

AFAIK nobody has ever compared game completion rate to satisfaction levels, likelihood of purchasing sequels, or things of that sort. (At least in a high-profile public way) It's just the understandable intuitive notion that people not finishing games is bad.

Personally I don't see it as a bad thing. A game isn't like a movie you can watch in 2 hours. They take a lot of time and sometimes people just drop them because something else comes out. For games that are more gameplay focused you may explore the systems to your heart's content then move on. The game may not be finished but it may be finished for you, which is fine.

I think a lot of people could list a lot of games they like and haven't actually finished.

Fixation on people beating games leads to a number of negative things. One is lower length and lower difficulty. Another is developers mailing in the back half of the game, since few people will see it anyway. Which then trains more people not to bother to finish games. Gamasutra recently ran a piece by the developers of Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs where they talked about how they purposefully made the game easier based on completion percentage of the first. Probably a mistake.

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And even so, I'd say that just because most people won't see it doesn't mean it should be left out or it's a waste of effort. 

I hate that sort of pseudo-rational philosophy. "Why work on something many people won't see?" I think it vastly underestimates the appeal of a game that has a lot of neat stuff, only some of which each individual player experiences.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lantyssa on May 31, 2014, 12:39:28 PM
Anecdotally: given Mass Effect 3 was pretty awesome right up until then ending, and then the fuss that resulted, I'd say the ending is still important.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Job601 on May 31, 2014, 01:48:37 PM
Fixation on people beating games leads to a number of negative things. One is lower length and lower difficulty. Another is developers mailing in the back half of the game, since few people will see it anyway. Which then trains more people not to bother to finish games. Gamasutra recently ran a piece by the developers of Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs where they talked about how they purposefully made the game easier based on completion percentage of the first. Probably a mistake.

I hate that sort of pseudo-rational philosophy. "Why work on something many people won't see?" I think it vastly underestimates the appeal of a game that has a lot of neat stuff, only some of which each individual player experiences.

I agree with that, but overall I think that lower length is a good thing.  Most AAA games still feel bloated and repetitive. 


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Post by: Nija on May 31, 2014, 06:08:45 PM
I didn't finish RDR because I ran into a progression-ending-bug around the 20% complete mark and I didn't feel like replaying it.

I didn't think it was really that special. Yeah, yeah, I get it - you made GTA on a horse. I felt like that was constantly being rammed down my throat.


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Post by: Ingmar on May 31, 2014, 08:52:20 PM
The red dead redemption bar on that chart points to a really odd, awkward and boring epilogue type quest that is optional after you finish the main real plot line.

Yep, I'm guessing most people thought they had finished the game and didn't know that even existed. It's not a good place to measure it.

"Into The Sunset" would be the achievement to check on for 'story completion' there IMO.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Azazel on June 01, 2014, 05:00:46 PM
Fixation on people beating games leads to a number of negative things. One is lower length and lower difficulty. Another is developers mailing in the back half of the game, since few people will see it anyway. Which then trains more people not to bother to finish games. Gamasutra recently ran a piece by the developers of Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs where they talked about how they purposefully made the game easier based on completion percentage of the first. Probably a mistake.

Why do you see these as intrinsically negative things? I like games that I can see myself finishing. I also like long content-rich games like GTA/RDR/DI/Fallouts, etc - and it's also nice to have something that's very finite to play as well.


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Post by: Kail on June 01, 2014, 06:13:54 PM
Fixation on people beating games leads to a number of negative things. One is lower length and lower difficulty. Another is developers mailing in the back half of the game, since few people will see it anyway. Which then trains more people not to bother to finish games.

Why do you see these as intrinsically negative things? I like games that I can see myself finishing. I also like long content-rich games like GTA/RDR/DI/Fallouts, etc - and it's also nice to have something that's very finite to play as well.

If it cost less, I'd agree, but that's not always the case (looking at you, Metal Gear).  Otherwise, you're paying more for less content.  A game that entertains you for thirty hours is generally going to be a much better value than a game that entertains you for five, assuming they cost the same.


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Post by: Azazel on June 01, 2014, 06:56:57 PM
That's assuming that the game has enough meaningful content to actually entertain you for thirty hours, rather than becoming stale and samey after, say, ten. I'd rather play and finish a 10-hour game than get bored 10 hours into a 30-hour game. Of course, I don't buy games on release anymore, and while I always buy new unless something is only available "preowned" my backlog is big enough I don't mind waiting to pick up a new title. Also, I'm over the DLC model, so I tend to wait for the all-inclusive GotY releases for many games.


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Post by: UnSub on June 01, 2014, 09:07:22 PM
Fixation on people beating games leads to a number of negative things. One is lower length and lower difficulty.

If you're trying to tell a narrative, you want people to see the whole thing. For a long time, video games had no really narrative to speak of and existed just to extract the next few coins from your pocket, which is why they were hard.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on June 01, 2014, 09:22:56 PM
Fixation on people beating games leads to a number of negative things. One is lower length and lower difficulty. Another is developers mailing in the back half of the game, since few people will see it anyway. Which then trains more people not to bother to finish games. Gamasutra recently ran a piece by the developers of Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs where they talked about how they purposefully made the game easier based on completion percentage of the first. Probably a mistake.

Why do you see these as intrinsically negative things? I like games that I can see myself finishing. I also like long content-rich games like GTA/RDR/DI/Fallouts, etc - and it's also nice to have something that's very finite to play as well.

Mailing in the back half of the game is definitely a negative.

Shorter length and lower difficulty being negative depends on what they are being compared to (shorter and less difficult than what?) and what kinds of games they are. When I wrote that I was thinking specifically of the Amnesia sequel. In general though I think AAA games tend to be too easy, although it's a little more complicated than that - some of them can be frustrating and annoying (like Ubisoft follow missions) without actually being mechanically difficult.

A lot of AAA games are made such that for much of the time you just follow a straightforward procedure to progress in the game. Some of these still are difficult in places, but generally not in ways that are interesting. Because they are "streamlined" and "accessible" and have context-sensitive controls and one-button traversal and things like that the way that they can be difficult is through things like unclear objectives, fickle scripting, etc.

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If you're trying to tell a narrative, you want people to see the whole thing. For a long time, video games had no really narrative to speak of and existed just to extract the next few coins from your pocket, which is why they were hard.

The vast majority of AAA games have a merely functional narrative. It's really not that different from the start of Double Dragon where punks punch your girlfriend in the stomach then run off with her. If you enjoy a game it's natural to want to see what happens next even in poor stories, but there are very few games where the player being unable to finish robs them of some real value.

I do like plenty of shorter games and easy games. But in general I think "we need to make this game easier so that people can get to the end" is often detrimental to the game and also misses the point. Usually when people aren't finishing a game it's not because of length or difficulty but either the way they play games (as browsers) or an issue with content quality.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on June 02, 2014, 08:48:39 AM
Too many AAA games try to pretend they have a funtional narrative though, and that the story is the main reason you are playing. Meanwhile, the gameplay suffers.

That's my biggest problem with the iteration instead of innovation in the gaming model. Not that I expect innovation from AAA, but they lose money when they copy the worst of gaming decisions. Video games have traditionally shitty stories, but developers are treating them like they are making high-class cinema.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on June 03, 2014, 05:26:43 AM
Story doesn't matter when games tend to be short and focus heavily on the gameplay. Story is not that significant when you have Golden Axe, Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario, Metroid or most of the 8 bit and 16 bit era type of games where you could finish the game in 1 or 2 hours.

I guess most people would even be hard pressed to finish a Call of Duty though if it still was 15 to 20 hours of gameplay but without any story. The fact that most of the gamers don't even finish the story campaign of those type of games that are already considered to have a virtually non-existant story is indicative of that. A game like Doom or Quake wouldn't fly today.

That's also why every few years a company decides to do a multiplayer only type of game and cites exactly those experiences as proof why they should work. You know the 'most player eventually only play multiplayer in CoD anyway' type of argument. Lots of people spend 100+ hours on a Skyrim though and story driven games like Skyrim, The Last of Us and so on sell. Telltale probably sold more of their 'experience_driven' interactive stories (can you still call them games even though you do so little in them?) than Respawn did copies of Titanfall.

The medium 'shooter' is just such a bad medium to convey story in that you tend to notice it more and the games are almost always so reliant on AAA effects that they need to sell for $60+ and need to include a certain amount of 'gameplay hours' to garner sales.

I suppose that a game like Wolfenstein would be much more fun if it was only 5 to 10 hours long. You couldn't sell it for $60+ though and it wouldn't have gotten a AAA budget anyway so they need to stretch it out until the story beats are stretched thinner than butter on toast.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on June 03, 2014, 06:26:14 AM
Video games have traditionally shitty stories, but developers are treating them like they are making high-class cinema.

Regardless of their artistic merits (but I agree with you), these cinematic games usually sell very well because they bridge a gap between a game and an interactive TV show that the non-gamers have been dreaming about for a long while. A good example is The Walking Dead game (by the way, I love it. Nothing wrong with it). There's zero "game" there and you cannot really fail no matter how bad you are. It's pretty much just an interactive media/comic/show, and maybe that's why it has been so well received in some circles.

As long as someone somewhere keeps making games for gamers, I have no problem with majors (or indies, like Telltale) throwing money into big Hollywood productions for the interactive movies of the future.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on June 03, 2014, 11:44:41 AM
TWD was just right place / right time. Before it Telltale had plenty of other similar games that didn't light the world on fire, and nobody gives a shit about TWD Season 2 - it's already fallen back into the visual novel ghetto.

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Regardless of their artistic merits (but I agree with you), these cinematic games usually sell very well because they bridge a gap between a game and an interactive TV show that the non-gamers have been dreaming about for a long while.

Plenty of cinematic games sell very poorly, they're just not the games you think of when you think "cinematic games" because they flop. Murdered: Soul Suspect is going to be a good example of that.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on June 03, 2014, 12:02:50 PM
Telltale did a Back to the Future game series with Christopher Lloyd and a dude who does a bang-on perfect version of Marty and it was kind of a dud if I recall; mostly since they made it like a old-school point-n-clicker with the clumsy controls instead of a vaguely interactive visual novel like TWD and The Wolf Among Us.


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Post by: Ingmar on June 03, 2014, 12:09:00 PM
I play a fair number of their games and I skipped that one mostly because the license holds no appeal for me. Slick Fables VN interface vs. Sam and Max point-and-click is not really a factor in my decision on those sorts of games. They live or die based on the story, and I just don't think enough people give a shit about Back to the Future.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on June 03, 2014, 12:51:33 PM
It's fine if people want to make a story game with minimal gameplay and charge you $20 for it. There's a market for that.

It's when AAA shooters try to do this with ridiculous cutscenes and single hallway gameplay with a $60 price tag. That's when I basically ignore the product.


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Post by: Sir T on June 04, 2014, 05:30:15 AM
The Legacy of Kain/Soul Reaver games were good games that had a fairly decent story behind them. Certainly they were games that the story enhanced the game as it was built into the encounters you went into.

Phsychonaughts was another gane that kept you playing for the story.

Neither of them were first person shooters though.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Sir T on June 05, 2014, 08:56:17 AM
How to make your conole perform 10% faster? Strip out one of it's key feature!

http://www.polygon.com/2014/6/5/5782024/kinect-less-xbox-one-microsoft-gpu-power

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The upcoming Kinect-less Xbox One will receive a 10 percent boost in its performance due to the stripping out of the peripheral, Microsoft told Eurogamer.

"Yes, the additional resources allow access to up to 10 percent additional GPU performance," said a company representative. "We're committed to giving developers new tools and flexibility to make their Xbox One games even better by giving them the option to use the GPU reserve in whatever way is best for them and their games."

The company also confirms plans to release a new SDK this month, making it possible for developers to access additional GPU resources previously reserved for Kinect and system functions.

This follows last night's tweets from Xbox head Phil Spencer confirming additional GPU bandwidth will be made available. The company head did not say whether this power boost was related to Kinect in any way.


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Post by: eldaec on June 05, 2014, 03:21:22 PM
Telltale did a Back to the Future game series with Christopher Lloyd and a dude who does a bang-on perfect version of Marty and it was kind of a dud if I recall; mostly since they made it like a old-school point-n-clicker with the clumsy controls instead of a vaguely interactive visual novel like TWD and The Wolf Among Us.

What?

It was a Sam and Max/Monkey Island style adventure game and it was great.

I'm not going to pretend the genre is anything other than niche, but I give no shits if other people hate it (or other telltale games). Other people are wrong about lots of things.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on June 06, 2014, 06:57:26 AM
How to make your console perform 10% faster? Strip out one of it's key feature!

The schadenfreude on this is delicious.


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Post by: Bunk on June 06, 2014, 12:17:04 PM
Microsoft apparently just released drivers for the XBone controller to use on PC:

http://majornelson.com/2014/06/05/pc-drivers-for-the-xbox-one-controller-available-now/ (http://majornelson.com/2014/06/05/pc-drivers-for-the-xbox-one-controller-available-now/)

Guess I'll have to reinstall Sleeping Dogs.


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Post by: schild on June 06, 2014, 12:18:25 PM
Xbox controller sales skyrocket. I know I'm getting one now.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Goreschach on June 06, 2014, 12:20:16 PM
Is there any particular reason why this would be better than a 360 controller?


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Post by: Bunk on June 06, 2014, 12:21:17 PM
My 360 controller was wireless? Never bothered buying a wired one.

The XBone controller is wireless, but has a micro usb port.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on June 06, 2014, 12:47:56 PM
Is there any particular reason why this would be better than a 360 controller?
100 MILLION REASONS!!! (http://www.engadget.com/2013/11/18/xbox-one-controller-smells-projector/)  But no not really.


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Post by: Fordel on June 06, 2014, 12:51:29 PM
Is the directional pad any better on the Xbone one? The 360's D-pad is made of assholes and hate.


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Post by: Bunk on June 06, 2014, 01:03:59 PM
Supposedly yes, but I don't know from experience, as I really can't think of any games I use it for.


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Post by: MisterNoisy on June 06, 2014, 04:40:22 PM
Is the directional pad any better on the Xbone one? The 360's D-pad is made of assholes and hate.

The XB1 d-pad is probably the best one that isn't part of a Saturn controller.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nija on June 06, 2014, 04:52:21 PM
The Luigi gifs pushed me over the edge.

Ordered a refurb'd 32gb WiiU from here: https://store.nintendo.com/ng3/us/po/browse/productDetailColorSizePicker.jsp?categoryNav=true&navAction=jump&navCount=0&atg.multisite.remap=false&productId=prod150200&categoryId=cat140077 for $200.

If you buy MK8 before the end of July you get another game for free. http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2014/04/mario_kart_8_club_nintendo_promotion_offers_a_free_wii_u_game

So Mario and Mario Kart for $260ish.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on June 06, 2014, 09:50:40 PM
It was probably in this very thread that I lamented the state of Mario 3D for Wii U.  However, I just recently got MK8 (family tradition), and can confirm that this is another solid entry in that series.  Would probably be considered the best one overall, had we not started to burn out a bit on the series.  It does a lot of things better than its predecessors.


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Post by: Yegolev on June 09, 2014, 10:36:46 AM
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TOKYO -- Sony Computer Entertainment led sales of video game systems for the first time in eight years in fiscal 2013, beating flagging compatriot Nintendo thanks to the successful launch of the PlayStation 4.

     SCE sold a total of 18.7 million systems last fiscal year. It released the PS4 in the U.S. and other markets in November, and had moved nearly 7 million units through the end of March. Overall unit sales, including the PlayStation Vita portable game system, declined 20% on the year, but the PS4's launch helped to prop them up.

     Nintendo's console sales slid 31% to 16.31 million units, as sales of the portable Nintendo 3DS system slumped and the new Wii U fared poorly. Microsoft's sales rose 16% to 11.6 million consoles thanks to the November rollout of the Xbox One in the U.S. and other markets.

     The last time SCE topped the console sales list was in fiscal 2005. Sales of the PS4's predecessor, the PlayStation 3, came in below expectations, and the company faced an uphill battle against Nintendo's Wii and DS. The PS4's popularity finally brought Sony back to the fore.

     But the video game console market continues to lose ground to smartphone games. It has become essential for companies to offer new services such as cloud-based games to attract players.

     SCE will likely stay at No. 1 this fiscal year. Sales of the PS4 will take off in earnest, while Nintendo has few noteworthy releases planned.

http://asia.nikkei.com/print/article/34733


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Post by: Fabricated on June 11, 2014, 07:36:21 PM
but guys they showed a new zelda and link could be a girl or something I guess???


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Post by: Trippy on June 11, 2014, 08:11:27 PM
Moved PA job thread to:

http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=19896.msg1293847#msg1293847


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nija on June 16, 2014, 11:08:42 AM
It was probably in this very thread that I lamented the state of Mario 3D for Wii U.  However, I just recently got MK8 (family tradition), and can confirm that this is another solid entry in that series.  Would probably be considered the best one overall, had we not started to burn out a bit on the series.  It does a lot of things better than its predecessors.

Sure glad I didn't listen to you!

I think I understand why my experience is different than yours.

My play sessions involve throwing my kids off cliffs and watching my wife trying to jump after to save them. YMMV.

A+ game.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on June 17, 2014, 04:36:45 PM
It was going to be a brutal May sales period for xbox with their decision to release a cheaper version of the console in June without the kinect but apparently it was so bad that even the Nintendo DS outsold the xbox one.


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Post by: schild on June 17, 2014, 05:07:13 PM
lol


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Post by: Yegolev on June 23, 2014, 10:31:05 AM
The DS is backward-compatible to some degree.  We can thank Pokemon for that, but still.


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Post by: Rendakor on June 23, 2014, 12:08:48 PM
It was going to be a brutal May sales period for xbox with their decision to release a cheaper version of the console in June without the kinect but apparently it was so bad that even the Nintendo DS outsold the xbox one.
The 3DS or the original DS?


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Post by: Maledict on June 24, 2014, 02:06:42 AM
3DS.


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Post by: schild on July 17, 2014, 12:32:44 PM
That's that then: http://www.engadget.com/2014/07/17/microsoft-closing-xbox-entertainment-studios/

Edit: I guess I should add, how soon until 1st party games are done?


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Post by: HaemishM on July 17, 2014, 12:36:03 PM
XBox - WE DO GAMES. No, really, we're about games. Why are you laughing? Don't look at that Halo: TV show. No, really why are you laughing at me? STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on July 17, 2014, 01:06:24 PM
That's that then: http://www.engadget.com/2014/07/17/microsoft-closing-xbox-entertainment-studios/

Edit: I guess I should add, how soon until 1st party games are done?
Wasn't this just some shit they put together to make TV shows about games? This isn't actually a game dev house, so who gives a fuck?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on July 17, 2014, 01:09:33 PM
What's the comparative sales chart look like with the prior consoles in a similar time frame?


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Post by: schild on July 17, 2014, 01:11:58 PM
That's that then: http://www.engadget.com/2014/07/17/microsoft-closing-xbox-entertainment-studios/

Edit: I guess I should add, how soon until 1st party games are done?
Wasn't this just some shit they put together to make TV shows about games? This isn't actually a game dev house, so who gives a fuck?
First they came for the TV shows.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Count Nerfedalot on July 17, 2014, 01:46:44 PM
What the hell does xbox have to offer to that mobile-centric world he touts anyway?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on July 17, 2014, 07:05:51 PM
That's that then: http://www.engadget.com/2014/07/17/microsoft-closing-xbox-entertainment-studios/

Edit: I guess I should add, how soon until 1st party games are done?
Wasn't this just some shit they put together to make TV shows about games? This isn't actually a game dev house, so who gives a fuck?
First they came for the TV shows.
I'm not sure I see the link between "Company closes obvious bad idea" and "Company stops making games".


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on July 17, 2014, 07:43:27 PM
More like company stops making games to open a TV studio then realizes what a stupid fucking idea that really was.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ingmar on July 17, 2014, 10:35:09 PM
Microsoft is one of those companies we're not capable of looking at rationally here.


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Post by: Fabricated on July 18, 2014, 06:33:56 AM
This sorta reminds me of the CEO of Red Five studios who basically got bored with the bad MMO they were making so he used all their VC and income to try and make viral youtube videos and a big customized bus that didn't work and looked like it was made of marzipan.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on July 18, 2014, 06:41:03 AM
That memo he put out is a pretty great example of corporate speak drivel.


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Post by: Kageru on July 18, 2014, 11:26:45 PM
Microsoft is one of those companies we're not capable of looking at rationally here.

Microsoft has a safe income from their desktop monopoly so they don't have to pretend to be competitive or have a clue.


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Post by: Sir T on July 19, 2014, 08:53:51 PM
I've been reading "World War 3.0" a book about the Microsoft trial, and it opened my eyes a little to the whole culture in redmond from Bill "Temper tantrum" Gates on down. Basically, Bill Gates was convinced that he was the good guy. And everything they did, no matter how it crushed everyone else or stifled any innovation, was good. Any suggestion that Gates or Microsoft was not would be met with howls of rage and sullen silence. Everything everyone else did was bad and that was why they had not eclipsed microsoft already. So it kinda makes sense to me now that they honestly thought that the whole "Kinetic can track you, we will include adverts in our desktop that you cant avoid, etc" would be honestly seen as good things by the Microsoft executives, as they are basically trained and near brainwashed into thinking that no matter what they do, Microsoft is doing the good thing for everybody.

And that disconnect is why they keep crashing and burning when they have to deal with the real world.


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Post by: Nija on July 20, 2014, 08:47:22 AM
So Bill thought Microsoft was USA?


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Post by: Sir T on July 22, 2014, 05:20:19 PM
I know you are boeng faecitios but essentially yes. Microsoft always couched everything it did as "helping customers." One of Gates furious diatribes against one of the Goverment laywers was T hat he was out to destroy Microsoft "and take away all the good that we have done" They benefit customers because they invested millions in research, and everything they did about destroying competitors was justified because it benefited reserch. The author of the book was struck by the fact that the people he spoke to from microsoft never once mentioned the fact that it was a for profit company whos aim was to make lots and lots of money.

And it strikes me how similar the arguments over kinect were over internet explorer. Microsoft insisted that IE was wired into the OS and no other system would work better than it, and that it was such an integral part of the OS that it was impossible to take out without breaking windows. They said the same for Kinect. They ALSO said that it was to benefit costumers, to give them an all in one and unified product. And like IE actual customers found that Windows worked better when they stopped using it, though it took longer for IE.

This was in 2000, but its stunning how the same excuses and mistakes still pop up.


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Post by: Falconeer on July 23, 2014, 02:35:07 AM
That fits with the incredible amount of philantropic work Bill Gates is apparently doing now, giving away big sums of money. I am not gonna complain about his money going to help good causes, but he probably really always had a twisted perception of reality that was much less helpful when he was still knee deep into business and manipulating society.


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Post by: Khaldun on July 23, 2014, 06:08:55 AM
Well, his Foundation is rather notably stubborn and insists on recipients bowing down to their ideologies of the moment on education and public health, rather than donating to a range of smart well-trained professionals in good institutions and letting them figure out what's needed.


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Post by: Merusk on July 23, 2014, 07:38:02 AM
In a world where we don't have to deal with 3-4 OSes between corporate environments, I find it hard to argue MS didn't do a lot of good.  I'm also amused that they were slapped for integrating things while Apple is unifying devices with their new OSes in ways MS only wishes they could have done to parts of the OS. 

I guess the lesson is, control the hardware AND the software.


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Post by: Cyrrex on July 23, 2014, 10:08:35 AM
I tend to agree.  I think we are generally better off in a world more or less dominated by a single OS on PCs.  Makes my life easier at work AND at home.  And they sure as shit aren't controlling the content the way Apple does.  Just earlier today I was lamenting how my new HTC phone might as well be a toaster as far as compatibility with any of the 20 other Apple products we have in our household.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Kageru on July 24, 2014, 02:15:32 PM

A monopoly is good for integration and bad for innovation. Microsoft's stranglehold on the PC has helped make it such a sick platform, and allowed them to (try) and use it as a lever into other markets (such as windows 8 and tablets... which they still managed to fail at).

I could see the argument for the OS being a shared resource for consistency reasons, but that shouldn't be owned by one company who can change the "standard" on a whim.


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Post by: naum on July 24, 2014, 02:19:11 PM
As someone old enough to remember pre-Microsoft dominated desktop world (and oddly, with proliferation of Mac OS X, iOS, Android, etc., not so dominant as was 1995-2005), on the whole, I don't think computer users have been served well, other than cheaper hardware.


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Post by: Yegolev on July 24, 2014, 06:38:13 PM
Hooray for DR-DOS!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: UnSub on July 26, 2014, 10:17:19 PM
That's that then: http://www.engadget.com/2014/07/17/microsoft-closing-xbox-entertainment-studios/

Edit: I guess I should add, how soon until 1st party games are done?

Yeah, pretty much every recent move I've seen MS do with the Xbone is tactically popular with gamers and strategically absolutely terrible. Unless something changes dramatically, MS has lost this console generation and probably won't be interested in spending the money required to try again.


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Post by: Ozzu on July 27, 2014, 03:28:21 AM
Yeah, pretty much every recent move I've seen MS do with the Xbone is tactically popular with gamers and strategically absolutely terrible. Unless something changes dramatically, MS has lost this console generation and probably won't be interested in spending the money required to try again.

Their new CEO seems extremely focused on other facets of the company and it wouldn't surprise me in the least that if, like you said, this generation is a failure, they won't bother again.


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Post by: Merusk on July 27, 2014, 10:17:32 AM
That will drive my coworker batty. He's been an xbox fanboy since the first, to the point calling people who didn't want the spy camera stupid Luddites.


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Post by: KallDrexx on July 27, 2014, 06:50:44 PM
Yeah, pretty much every recent move I've seen MS do with the Xbone is tactically popular with gamers and strategically absolutely terrible. Unless something changes dramatically, MS has lost this console generation and probably won't be interested in spending the money required to try again.

I wouldn't say it's strategically absolutely terrible.  Their goal of taking over the living room for entertainment made sense way back, and made sense when they realized how big Netflix and other VOD services would be on them.  The problem is they took to long to execute and didn't notice the market trends for $50 roku boxes, smart TVs, etc.. all providing the same entertainment capabilities, which means no one is going to buy a $500 console for anything other than games (non-game functionality needs to be a bonus instead of core).  They just took too long to realize this and are only now pivoting, but it's probably too late at this point. 

I also don't think the Kinect bundling was a bad idea, but like everything MS does their execution was terrible.  They didn't give users any compelling reason why the kinect was a good thing.  The only useful thing they gave was voice control, which is dumb because most people I've talked to hate talking to their phones (for voice commands and dicatation) so I'm not sure where they found people that gave them positive feedback saying "this is the future!!!!!".  I like the kinect (and a decent amount of other people do too considering the sales for the 360 as an add-on accessory), and there are actually a lot of ways that it can be used for fun games but we'll never get any money spent towards anything but Dance Central since now the Kinect isn't bundled anymore. 

It all comes down to Microsoft is a shit marketer, can't get a straight message done, and can't completely execute on a coherent strategy that makes it all bust.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on July 28, 2014, 04:13:15 AM
The TV strategy could work if it wasn't just executed terribly. I'd spend serious money on the first 'non-shitty' TV streaming box because while there might be lots of them now they are almost all fucking terrible - even the Apple TV.

The problem is that Microsoft is synonymous with 'half-assed' - people more polite than me would call it 'good-enough'. All of that voice-command, gesture recognition, snap in and TV, TV, TV bullshit doesn't make things better because the execution of it all is just - well - half assed really.

Nothing exemplifies that more than the current PS4 vs. XBox One debate. Sony had a strategy and they executed it perfectly. They also decided early on what the focus of their product was and made sure that the core functionality was perfect. Microsoft had a strategy and executed it haphazardly. They also had no focus for what their product could and should do and what was core functionality that should work perfectly. So everything essentially is half baked, not a single feature works as intended and everything seems only half thought through.

Just like any other Microsoft product of recent years, quite frankly.

Then when their half-baked strategy doesn't work they overturn everything instead of fixing the issues, thereby replacing something only half thought through with something even less thought out. Then after sinking billions of R&D money into it and when it doesn't make any money they scrap it completely and do something else.


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Post by: Jeff Kelly on July 28, 2014, 04:27:20 AM
The XBox One could have been a great product. For that to happen though MS would have needed to listen to and address the concerns of their audience and step out of their own circle jerky echo chamber of 'great idea, Boss!" brown nosing.

It would have required a business unit and leadership equipped with foresight, common sense, a sensible strategy and the willingness tzo execute on it. This would have meant for MS to:

- don't insist on prolonging the product cycle to up to ten years when your loyal audience is already fed up with and desperately awaits the next version of your product
- don't be completely blindsided when your competition somehow doesn't agree with your plans and plans to release a new version of their product well before that ten years are up
- do not play 'catch-up' with your rvival that already has a six months to a year head start just to match their release date
- if you do play catch up then at least don't be completely blindsided by your competition's feature set, hardware setup and pricing especially shortly before the biggest trade show of the year
- do address the concerns and wishes of your existing customer base before adding new features or modifying existing ones
- do have a product strategy and vision and make sure you can build the thing.
- have a COMPETENT PR department and PR strategy
- make sure your middle management and executives are banned from social media and can be reigned in if they are unable to keep their mouths shut

- do build a product people actually want to buy instead of trying to sell them a product your game publishing, media and broadcasting friends would want them to have.

As far as I'm concerned Microsoft has failed on all or most of those counts. Which wouldn't be that much of a problem if MS hadn't already sunk in excess of 10 billion dollars on the XBox without any perspective on how to get a return on that investment.


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Post by: Merusk on July 28, 2014, 06:28:40 AM
The only useful thing they gave was voice control, which is dumb because most people I've talked to hate talking to their phones (for voice commands and dicatation) so I'm not sure where they found people that gave them positive feedback saying "this is the future!!!!!".

All I can figure is Millenials. That coworker of mine is 24 and he thinks it's the easiest/ greatest thing ever.  Being 24 he's also childless and only recently engaged so, yeah.  I'd hate it because I'm already constantly yelling, "Who left the Wii/ TV on?"  Having them turn on in another room? No thanks.


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Post by: Jeff Kelly on July 28, 2014, 06:55:18 AM
I don't really get the love for voice activation or gesture recognition. A hundred companies all over the world have spent billions on improving voice recognition and gesture recognition in the last decade alone and it still only works circumstantially and about 80% to 90% of the time.

For me that's still a long way from it working or it even being useful. If it works 80% of the time and wastes my time 20% of the time - eating up any sort of time and convenience benefit - still means that I'm probably too annoyed by it to use it. Especially when the interface that it strives to replace is just as quick and works reliably.

It's also a matter of age in my opinion. I'm 38, I've got a job, family and friends and hobbies. I've become less leinent with stuff that wastes my limited amount of time, time that I probably want to spend doing something else. Fifteen years ago when I was at University and had lots of free time I loved tinkering with technology, reinstalling my OS and replacing components etc. I was more lenient with technology that didn't work reliably but was 'cool'.

Nowadays it feels like a waste of my limited time though.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on July 28, 2014, 08:15:33 AM
Voice activation is particularly good in certain games, and even in those games only in certain circumstances. But it's very reliable now and as skeptical as I was, I have to admit that it's fairly amazing in those few games. Elite (and possibly Star Citizen) are very good examples, but again, it is heavily dependant on the kind of game you are playing. While I don't mind saying "landing" to get my landing gear out, or "engage!" to get into supercruise (and have the computer voice aptly respond "Supercruise, engaged") I know I would hate a game that required me to speak to attack, or any other gimmicky crap like that.

So, used with moderation, it's going to be a cool additional/optional tool for gamers. Also, and this is why it is a big deal, it's going to be hugely important when the Oculus Rift becomes a consumer thing.


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Post by: Cyrrex on July 28, 2014, 08:24:17 AM
The kind of game where I would love some good voice activation would be in a good space fighter piloting sim.  Something where you need to radio commands to AI squad mates as an intergral part of the experience, or even for tasks like moving power to shields, obtaining a lock, or whatever other spaceship system commands I need to give.  Basically, anything that means I don't need to remember 40 hundred different buttons on my keyboard to issue fucking commands.  I should be able to speak to me wingman or my R2 unit and have respond appropriately.  That would actually be EPIC.


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Post by: Falconeer on July 28, 2014, 08:32:56 AM
That's exactly it. That's how this little third party program (Voice Attack) works, and it works great. I guess it's a matter of time days before it becomes standard for sims to have their own.


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Post by: Miasma on July 28, 2014, 08:35:21 AM
I think there was a fairly good video of elite dangerous using voice commands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxhiLpLeFhU


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Post by: Bunk on July 28, 2014, 08:38:21 AM
I actually like some of the voice control on my XBone. I use it to turn the whole system on when I come in to the room and I use it to turn everything off when I go to bed.

Okay, that sounds a bit weak. Still, I do use it for basic navigation on things that don't necessarily require that I pick up and power on the controller - such as switching to TV or Netflix. I like that I can go from watching TV to opening Netflix and continuing to watch a series I had recently watched in just two voice commands, without using a remote.
Also recently discovered that the voice control works really well for joining a Party with a friend while already in a game. Lets me just say one voice command to accept an invite, rather than navigating out of the game to pull up the party interface with the controller.

Motion control? Maybe someday I'll run that fitness game. Otherwise, never touch it.


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Post by: Ingmar on July 28, 2014, 11:37:25 AM
Voice search works basically perfectly on my Android phone, with the caveat that ambient noise messes it up pretty easily. I can't imagine that voice stuff would really work at all in a noisy household on the Xbox, but the technology has come a really long way otherwise.


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Post by: Merusk on July 28, 2014, 11:47:15 AM
It's pretty good on iPhone as well. Even voice to text messaging, which I abuse the shit out of if I MUST send a text in rush-hour, is good enough.  Unless I'm mangling a word due to dialect or odd phrasing.  The most recent example of which was, "Menards, Evendale"  Siri thought I said, Men are even dale.  Slowing down didn't help at all.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ingmar on July 28, 2014, 12:02:42 PM
I just tried that on my Note and it worked. Some other experiments that worked fine:

"daifuku shop San Jose"
"taqueria El Grullense" (I pronounced it properly with the LL being a Y, etc.)
"Jabil manufacturing Shenzhen"

Then I tried some stuff in German and the fail started - probably because it's been 20 years since I had a Gemran class and my pronounciation has gone to hell - but I've been really impressed with it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: eldaec on July 29, 2014, 12:39:44 AM
Problem I've always had with voice commands is that the only time I'd ever want to use it is when driving, and then road noise makes it less effective.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Count Nerfedalot on July 29, 2014, 11:38:27 AM
Voice recognition has come a long way. Contextual understanding, not so much. In the real world (ie not your man cave/mom's basement/holodeck/private mike & headphone living alone setup) the machine needs to be smart enough to understand the difference between me saying "landing gear" while approaching a landing spot versus me saying "ooo nice landing" while someone else is playing, or "I think I lost my landing gear" while in a dogfight, or a buddy saying "landing gear" while I'm playing just to mess with me, or my wife yelling "landing what?" from the next room, or a friend telling me "you need to drop your landing gear" while I'm approaching a landing zone, or the TV/youtube video in the next room saying "landing gear" in some totally unrelated coincidence, etc.

Voice is a HORRIBLE command interface without intelligence.


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Post by: Lantyssa on July 29, 2014, 02:15:23 PM
As demonstrated by kids to their parents every day. ;D


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Post by: Count Nerfedalot on July 30, 2014, 07:05:25 AM
  :awesome_for_real: yeah!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: UnSub on July 30, 2014, 07:26:35 AM
Yeah, pretty much every recent move I've seen MS do with the Xbone is tactically popular with gamers and strategically absolutely terrible. Unless something changes dramatically, MS has lost this console generation and probably won't be interested in spending the money required to try again.

I wouldn't say it's strategically absolutely terrible.  Their goal of taking over the living room for entertainment made sense way back, and made sense when they realized how big Netflix and other VOD services would be on them.  The problem is they took to long to execute and didn't notice the market trends for $50 roku boxes, smart TVs, etc.. all providing the same entertainment capabilities, which means no one is going to buy a $500 console for anything other than games (non-game functionality needs to be a bonus instead of core).  They just took too long to realize this and are only now pivoting, but it's probably too late at this point. 

I agree to a point. If people want a home entertainment set-up AND play games, then having an all-in-one box is very attractive.

But anyway... MS has been basically throwing out things as they go. I don't think that really focusing on being a games machine works in an era of Apple offering more for a much lower cost. I also like the Kinect, so when I saw that the Xbone was unbundling it, I saw them giving up the only real thing they had as a difference to the PS4. And even then the new, improved Kinect was never given any real reason for people to use it.

So yeah, strategy on the run. Next step is very heavy discounting of the Xbone to buy market share.


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Post by: HaemishM on July 30, 2014, 07:58:55 AM
If people want a home entertainment set-up AND play games, then having an all-in-one box is very attractive.

Or it would be if the box itself wasn't an unattractive piece of shit duct-taped together by a design team trying to make an unrealistic deadline with design decisions made by a marketing team insisting on doing everything possible to extract the most money from consumers for the least value. There's lots of things that could make an all-in-one attractive. Microsoft just chose not to do most of them and the ones they did do they did poorly.


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Post by: Yegolev on July 30, 2014, 08:17:14 AM
Well, I already have Netflix on 360, PS3, Wii U, all my phones, all my computers, and even just the TV itself.  I don't really see the entertainment vacuum.


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Post by: Fabricated on July 30, 2014, 11:57:05 AM
In Nintendo news: Mario Kart 8 sells well, Nintendo still eats $97 million loss. WiiU sales were up, 3DS was down. (http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/07/30/nintendo-posts-97m-quarterly-loss-despite-success-of-mario-kart-8/)

Oof.


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Post by: Lakov_Sanite on August 01, 2014, 01:13:43 PM
In Nintendo news: Mario Kart 8 sells well, Nintendo still eats $97 million loss. WiiU sales were up, 3DS was down. (http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/07/30/nintendo-posts-97m-quarterly-loss-despite-success-of-mario-kart-8/)

Oof.

Nintendo deserves what they get for having so many fucking same titles and characters.  Even disney knows you need new properties in addition to whoring out your old characters.


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Post by: schild on August 01, 2014, 02:17:19 PM
That's tough for a company that hasn't had a new idea since the 90s.


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Post by: Teleku on August 02, 2014, 06:13:22 AM
I so wish Nintendo would pull a Sega and just declare themselves a game company, open up their franchises to everybody, and get the fuck out of hardware.


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Post by: schild on August 02, 2014, 12:48:58 PM
I think I say that every time I buy a Nintendo product. Which is, at most, 5 times a year.


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Post by: Fabricated on August 03, 2014, 06:50:07 AM
That reminds me, there's a youtube video where a dude basically whines about the recent Nintendo downturn and it makes me laugh every time I watch it. I think I'll rewatch it.


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Post by: HaemishM on August 03, 2014, 07:55:59 PM
Links?


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Post by: Fabricated on August 04, 2014, 03:43:50 AM
Links?
Trigger Warning: Bad production values and cringe-inducing "story" gimmick. When Bob originally started this video series he put in some goofy shit at the beginning as an actual gag, but like most things on the internet a group of people who really, really unironically like it showed up and encouraged him to do more. So enjoy him talking to characters inserted with After Effects.

Link skips the opening. Thank me later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTfhLgtYGbY#t=140


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Post by: Phildo on August 04, 2014, 07:11:07 AM
Oh hey, it's Moviebob.


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Post by: HaemishM on August 04, 2014, 08:51:12 AM
Jesus, he should have skipped the fucking cutesy tinkerbell character stuff.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on August 04, 2014, 10:40:21 AM
I love how it's all basically, "Nintendo is just so awesome and such a great old-school business full of heart the stupid new game industry has destroyed them!" and not "Nintendo hasn't had a really new idea on the software side for decades and clearly just lucked out on the cheap hardware factor last generation".

Also because Nintendo isn't doing well that means the games industry is dying. Like the whole industry. Because Nintendo.


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Post by: Phildo on August 04, 2014, 10:47:29 AM
Moviebob is much better at movie reviews, go figure.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Malakili on August 04, 2014, 01:39:58 PM
I love how it's all basically, "Nintendo is just so awesome and such a great old-school business full of heart the stupid new game industry has destroyed them!" and not "Nintendo hasn't had a really new idea on the software side for decades and clearly just lucked out on the cheap hardware factor last generation".

Also because Nintendo isn't doing well that means the games industry is dying. Like the whole industry. Because Nintendo.

I feel like the Wii U's problem is marketing as much as anything.  We picked one up and are loving it.  The games are are the usual - which is great - and no more stupid motion controls unless you want them. So many people don't understand that it's a new system though.  But a lot of the core of people that bought the Wii don't even realize the Wii U is a new system.


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Post by: Rasix on August 04, 2014, 02:16:23 PM
Grandma and grandpa don't give a shit.  Neither do all of my wife's friends that basically bought a Wii and used it like a board game. 

There's nothing shiny, new, and cheap to draw in the people that made the Wii a big seller.


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Post by: Rendakor on August 04, 2014, 03:00:07 PM
I feel like the Wii U's problem is marketing as much as anything.  We picked one up and are loving it.  The games are are the usual - which is great - and no more stupid motion controls unless you want them. So many people don't understand that it's a new system though.  But a lot of the core of people that bought the Wii don't even realize the Wii U is a new system.
They had this problem with the 3DS as well; it was a little worse there because they released so many iterations of the DS (original, Lite, i, i XL) that no one realized this was a real, new system. If they had just called it the Wii 2 or made up a new nonsense word it would have sold better.


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Post by: schild on August 04, 2014, 03:25:15 PM
Fuck that, that's thinking way too hard about it. How about "you can only play so many games of Wii Bowling and buy so many games you never finish." The Wii's killer app was bundled with the goddamn hardware. No one cares about that killer app anymore. Viola, the Wii U blows ass.

As the owner of one, I can confirm that it's basically like playing the SNES again with shinier graphics and absolutely none of the good third party software.

What a piece of shit.


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Post by: Cyrrex on August 04, 2014, 10:35:33 PM
The grand irony is that Wii Sports was actually really terrible.  Really terrible.  I always thought it was more of a tech demo of what they might be able to achieve, not what they actually did achieve.

I am trying to think back, and the only gaming moments I can recall on the Wii where I thought to myself "wow, this implementation of the motion control is awesome!" were some parts of Twilight Princess, some parts of Mario Party 8, and pretty much all of Tiger Woods.  In fact, aside from ass graphics, Tiger Woods was a fantastic game on Wii.  There were a couple other games that were fun, but more in spite of the controls than because of it.  And it is a shame, because I actually still think there is potential in the idea.


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Post by: Rasix on August 04, 2014, 10:50:52 PM
Performing a jerk off motion to power my light saber in No More Heroes was really great.  :uhrr:

No thanks.


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Post by: rk47 on August 05, 2014, 02:09:46 AM
Tell me more.  :pedobear:

(http://img.pandawhale.com/90842-south-park-IT-gif-ginger-segue-3arT.gif)


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Post by: Yegolev on August 05, 2014, 03:48:11 AM
No More Heroes was pretty damn good.  The Wiimote kinda sucks, though.  The new one is better, but I'm still using WAGGLE as a button even in Pikmin 3.  WAGGLE is not a button, and not really because I'm a purist but because I have to be careful not to readjust myself on the sofa and accidentally my pikmin.

Let's talk about some more horseshit that I only found out about a day or two ago: Playstation TV and Playstaton Now.  Besides terrible marketing names, what am I looking at here?  A Sony-brand Roku?  I have my doubts about game streaming.


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Post by: Cyrrex on August 05, 2014, 03:57:49 AM
Yeah, I just don't think people want to pay to stream PS3 games to their PS4s.  What they want to do is to play their already owned PS3 disks on the PS4.  It'll probably be something of a low maintenance cash cow for them, but the whole thing is shitty.


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Post by: Yegolev on August 05, 2014, 06:50:49 AM
I don't know that I want to stream any game of any era.  Sometimes AT+T betrays me.  I guess if you don't have the budget for a PS4/3/V then you might be able to convince yourself to drop a Franklin on the streaming device.


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Post by: Margalis on August 05, 2014, 07:15:40 PM
I love Wii Sports! Specifically Tennis and Golf. Also jerking off to power up your sword in No More Heroes great, it totally works in the context of the game.

In general I agree that "waggle" is not great though. The Wii Remote is actually really good as a pointer - for games like RE4, Sin and Punishment, etc. But as a "motion controller" it's not good. Motion controls just always have precision problems, drift issues, the problem of physical motions not mapping well to in-game ones, etc.
---

Playstation Now allows you to stream laggy, artifacty old games for a high price. No thanks.

I'm not down with the whole game streaming thing. If I have a new console and a nice TV I don't want laggy artifacty bullshit. I don't want to stream a PS3 game that looks and controls objectively worse than it did on a PS3.


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Post by: Cyrrex on August 06, 2014, 05:09:21 AM
And as far as that goes...I wonder how many games you would have to pay to stream before it would be more cost beneficial to simply go out and buy a used PS3 and buy or rent used games?  Last gen games tend to get super cheap at some point, for the physical copies anyway.

And I still maintain this is not what people want.  New console users don't give a fuck about PS3 games when they can get their COD and FIFA fix on the new gen for the same price, and us older users already own those games on our PS3s and are pissed about the lack of compatibility.


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Post by: Yegolev on August 06, 2014, 06:49:39 AM
Of course, it doesn't have anything to do with consumer desires... except the consumers that like to pirate things, I guess.


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Post by: UnSub on August 07, 2014, 08:23:27 PM
In Nintendo news: Mario Kart 8 sells well, Nintendo still eats $97 million loss. WiiU sales were up, 3DS was down. (http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/07/30/nintendo-posts-97m-quarterly-loss-despite-success-of-mario-kart-8/)

Oof.

Nintendo deserves what they get for having so many fucking same titles and characters.  Even disney knows you need new properties in addition to whoring out your old characters.

There's also the issue that console sales are down overall in Japan (http://www.polygon.com/2014/7/30/5952233/japanese-console-market-down-16), which has always been a solid base for Nintendo. Mobile gaming is taking market share.


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Post by: Jeff Kelly on August 18, 2014, 03:37:20 PM
PS4 sure is a great console, but the PS store is just utter garbage.

Decided to buy a Diablo 4 Ultimate Evil Edition.  After the purchase store shows me everything twice. Game install, preorder bonus and patch file. One game install is tallied at 20 GB the other at 42 GB. Proceeds to queue  and download both. One game install is marked as "Diablo 3: Ultimate Evil Edition", the bigger one as "Diablo 3: Ultimate Evil Edition (German)"

Why it has to be that way is described nowhere, there is no info on the versions whatsoever. One would assume, that the smaller download is English and the larger German. Turns out the 20 GB install is Polish and Russian, although it is not labelled as such, the bigger download is English, French, Italian, Spanish and German. How do I know because I downloaded the smaller install and was surprised that my game was in polish.

PSN store does similar shit all the time. Vita and PS3 versions aren't clearly labelled, you get two or three if fervent install options that aren't clearly marked and downloads are usually slow as molasses.

Doesn't explain why Blizzard felt the need to make the PS4 version take up more then 40 GB when the PC install including language packs is less than half of that.


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Post by: Yegolev on August 26, 2014, 10:47:42 AM
A white PS4 is on its way to my house, because I could save ten dollars.  Ten dollars and that 1983 feel.


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Post by: Miasma on August 26, 2014, 11:25:23 AM
I thought those didn't ship until destiny releases in a couple weeks.


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Post by: Yegolev on August 26, 2014, 12:37:46 PM
The time between when I press the order button and when I find it on my doorstep counts as "on its way".


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Post by: Rendakor on August 26, 2014, 02:23:37 PM
I caved and ordered one of those too. Destiny looks quite good despite my hatred of thumbstick shooters, and I've wanted a PS4 anyway.


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Post by: Cyrrex on August 26, 2014, 10:27:54 PM
Isn't Destiny just yet another soulless online bro-shooter?  That's the impression I got from a preview a while back. 


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Post by: Azazel on August 27, 2014, 03:37:41 AM
(http://3dprint.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/a-4.jpg)


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Post by: Yegolev on August 27, 2014, 07:04:08 AM
Isn't Destiny just yet another soulless online bro-shooter?  That's the impression I got from a preview a while back. 

Maybe, but my crew isn't playing Borderlands 2 anymore.


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Post by: schild on August 27, 2014, 09:17:20 AM
crew

Pro word choice.


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Post by: Yegolev on August 27, 2014, 09:26:01 AM
Even I like to provide an illusion of sophistication at times.


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Post by: schild on August 27, 2014, 11:47:45 PM
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/475384/miyamoto-explains-nintendos-renewed-passion-for-the-core/

So fucking late to the party that it might be too late.


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Post by: Yegolev on August 28, 2014, 05:25:03 AM
As in Shigeru Miyamoto?

tl;dr


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Post by: HaemishM on August 28, 2014, 01:06:46 PM
Yeah, I'm thinking that ship sailed a long time ago.


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Post by: Yegolev on August 29, 2014, 06:19:00 AM
(http://cdn.medialib.computerandvideogames.com/screens/dir_3041/image_304191_fit_940.jpg)

"Mai handsu, much pain, very ache!"


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on August 29, 2014, 12:59:09 PM
So Nintendo announced their new 3ds today, after all the trouble they have had with people not realizing the WiiU is a different console than the Wii they gave the new 3ds a nice, clear name.  It is named "New 3ds".  As in the word "New" is actually part of the product name.

Is this real or do they have some sort of April Fool's day in Japan in late August?


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Post by: Morat20 on August 29, 2014, 01:19:11 PM
Is there really a problem with people thinking the WiiU is the Wii?


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Post by: Ingmar on August 29, 2014, 02:05:26 PM
Yes, it's been a big problem for them, especially among the "non-core" gamers who bought into the Wii.


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Post by: Malakili on August 29, 2014, 03:37:27 PM
My wife and I were visiting home earlier in the summer and we were telling people we bought a Wii U and got a lot of "Oh we already have a Wii"


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Post by: Nija on August 29, 2014, 03:50:29 PM
Is there really a problem with people thinking the WiiU is the Wii?

I had no idea what the WiiU was until the Mario Kart 8 hype train left the station.


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Post by: Merusk on August 29, 2014, 04:08:45 PM
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/475384/miyamoto-explains-nintendos-renewed-passion-for-the-core/

So fucking late to the party that it might be too late.

No might be about it. They've lost an entire generation of 'core' folks due to older gamers trashing the Wii and the obscurity of the Wii U.  Add-on not having a new property in what, 10 or 15 years and they're toast with the "core" market.


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Post by: Trippy on August 29, 2014, 04:31:23 PM
Is there really a problem with people thinking the WiiU is the Wii?
Yes, it's been a big problem for them, especially among the "non-core" gamers who bought into the Wii.
Which reminds me of the issue Nintendo has with the 2DS. They actually puts stickers on same 3DS games letting people know that yes in fact the 2DS plays 3DS games.


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Post by: Merusk on August 29, 2014, 04:39:02 PM
That seems more than legit, though, as I wouldn't have assumed the 3ds games played on the 2ds myself. Especially not in today's world of no backwards compatibility on the console side of the world.

Also a problem with marketing several SKUs at once. Consumers to expect things only work with the listed product, not all products in that line. How many other products are cross-compatible anymore?  "Oh crap, I bought the adapter/ belt/ air filter/ tool/ ink cartridge/ tape for <other model>. Now I'll have to exchange it."


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Post by: Rendakor on August 29, 2014, 09:06:59 PM
Is there really a problem with people thinking the WiiU is the Wii?
Nintendo recently has had a problem with releasing multiple "versions" of the same console without actually changing much. They aren't alone (PS3 Slim/Super Slim, Xbox 360/Elite/Slim) but they're the worst about particularly with the original DS: DS, DS Lite, DSi, DSi XL all played the exact same games. Then the 3DS comes out and it's like, "Does that just play my DS games in 3D?" which hurt sales a lot. The Wii U has the same marketing problem, particularly given that it still uses the Wii-mote and Nunchuk. Some people thought it was just the same console; others thought you were just buying the tablet controller thing. Of that second group, some thought it was a Wii addon, while others thought it was a portable Wii.

When your target demographic is casuals/nongamers clarity of message is very important, and I can't count how many times I had to explain the difference between DS and 3DS or Wii and Wii U while working in retail. Sony has always been clear since they're just Playstation++; Microsoft's naming convention is stupid, but at least everyone realizes that the Xbone isn't the same as the 360. I'm assuming Nintendo kept the Wii name to retain that core fanbase, but why they didn't call it Wii 2 is beyond me.


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Post by: schild on August 29, 2014, 09:08:18 PM
You mean Super Nintendo Wii. Why didn't they call it that. Or at least the Super Wii.

Or just, gotten rid of that naming convention altogether because the Wii was and continues to be the worst named console ever.


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Post by: UnSub on August 30, 2014, 12:44:05 AM
OUYA comes in at number 2 on that particular list.


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Post by: Trippy on August 30, 2014, 07:55:44 AM
So Nintendo announced their new 3ds today, after all the trouble they have had with people not realizing the WiiU is a different console than the Wii they gave the new 3ds a nice, clear name.  It is named "New 3ds".  As in the word "New" is actually part of the product name.

Is this real or do they have some sort of April Fool's day in Japan in late August?
Very real and it's going to cause even more confusion cause there will be New 3DS games that won't work on the 3DS.


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Post by: Merusk on August 30, 2014, 09:06:22 AM
You mean Super Nintendo Wii. Why didn't they call it that. Or at least the Super Wii.

Or just, gotten rid of that naming convention altogether because the Wii was and continues to be the worst named console ever.

True story: My parents wouldn't let us buy a Super Nintendo because they thought it was just a redesigned Nintendo. They thought my brother and I were stupid when we saved up and bought it ourselves, right until they saw us playing.


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Post by: Hawkbit on August 30, 2014, 04:12:22 PM
How are load times on the PS4 compared to PS3?  Some of the later PS3 games take forever to start, GTA5 and Diablo3 both take a bit.


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Post by: Cyrrex on August 30, 2014, 11:00:25 PM
Waaaay better.


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Post by: Yegolev on September 02, 2014, 06:32:05 AM
So Nintendo announced their new 3ds today, after all the trouble they have had with people not realizing the WiiU is a different console than the Wii they gave the new 3ds a nice, clear name.  It is named "New 3ds".  As in the word "New" is actually part of the product name.

Is this real or do they have some sort of April Fool's day in Japan in late August?
Very real and it's going to cause even more confusion cause there will be New 3DS games that won't work on the 3DS.


OK, I guess I should sell my HEX GK account and buy a Vita.


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Post by: Rasix on September 02, 2014, 09:42:23 AM
I'm just happy I won't have to buy a PS4 for Persona 5.  Wife is really resisting any sort of console upgrade.  Last resort is dropping the PS3 on the ground, but I'd rather it not come to that.  My PS3 collection is of very high quality.


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Post by: schild on September 03, 2014, 09:48:47 AM
Compared to the PS2 the PS3 is basically a Dreamcast. 1/10th the number of games, but all of those games are as good if not better than the PS2 titles. I mean, Demon's Souls. That kinda just does it.


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Post by: Yegolev on September 03, 2014, 10:00:13 AM
Don't forget Folklore.


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Post by: Rasix on September 03, 2014, 10:20:16 AM
Never played that one.  May have been released during a MMO binge period. 

Out of all of the games, I still think MSGIV was my favorite on the system.  I had never really played a Metal Gear Solid game for any significant amount of time.  I played it for an hour at the f13 house and was sold on the game and the system.  Just a masterpiece front to back.  Sure the story was a bit wonky, but it was told well and the presentation was immaculate.




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Post by: Yegolev on September 03, 2014, 11:59:13 AM
You can actually forget Folklore.


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Post by: Rendakor on September 03, 2014, 12:05:17 PM
There's an f13 house?


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Post by: Rasix on September 03, 2014, 12:10:35 PM
There was.  schild, Phildo, Ookie and DannyB lived there along with others of varying board activity.  It was about an hour and a half drive from where I live.

Place was filled with video games and cigarettes.


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Post by: Yegolev on September 03, 2014, 12:22:22 PM
And black widows.


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Post by: Rasix on September 03, 2014, 12:25:07 PM
That comes free with Arizona. 


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Post by: Phildo on September 03, 2014, 12:38:00 PM
They form a defensive layer around the base of your house to protect you from other nasty things.


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Post by: Mithas on September 03, 2014, 02:35:44 PM
Was the f13 house like Swifty's gaming house? If I donate $100, can I come hang out there for a week?


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Post by: Lantyssa on September 03, 2014, 04:50:50 PM
You can actually forget Folklore.
Which is funny because it's one of the few games I got for the PS3.  (I really need to go and rip all my PS2 games so I can play them on an emulator.  Have tons of those I've barely touched.)


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Post by: schild on September 03, 2014, 05:12:21 PM
It was in the first release cycle of PS3 games, so almost everyone who liked RPGs got it. It was terrible.

Edit: To be apropos, it was the Blue Stinger of PS3 games.


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Post by: Phildo on September 03, 2014, 08:46:31 PM
It was better than Enchanted Arms for the 360.  Remember that pile of shit?


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Post by: schild on September 03, 2014, 09:01:43 PM
They were both bad. At least Folklore was gorgeous.


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Post by: Rasix on September 03, 2014, 09:27:18 PM
Did the 360 manage a single good jrpg?  They put out a lot of over hyped crap. Even the Wii had Xenoblade Chronicles.


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Post by: Ard on September 03, 2014, 10:50:31 PM
Lost Odyssey.  That's about it.

edit: okay, that's not it, it also had Last Remnant, but I'm pretty sure only Yeg will agree with me on that one.


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Post by: Rasix on September 03, 2014, 11:13:22 PM
I didn't care for Lost Odyssey.  I'm not sure how long I made it after the horrible hour long, no save death scene + funeral.  At some point I just turned it off and maximized my trade in value.  

Last Remnant, I didn't really give a decent chance.  My PC at the time couldn't run it for shit.


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Post by: Rendakor on September 04, 2014, 05:42:11 AM
Last Remnant ran awful on 360; I really wanted to like it.


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Post by: Yegolev on September 04, 2014, 05:44:57 AM
It was better than Enchanted Arms for the 360.  Remember that pile of shit?

I had this game on PS3.  Awful.

Last Remnant is the best JRPG that I can remember on 360.  I didn't get far in Infinite Undiscovery, but I think it was an average JRPG.  I have a few more but unless someone wants me to dig through the shelves, I'll just stop.


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Post by: Phildo on September 04, 2014, 05:53:09 AM
I really liked the gameplay in Blue Dragon.  But the story, characters and voice acting were unbearable.


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Post by: Druzil on September 04, 2014, 07:33:41 AM
Eternal Sonata was fairly interesting, Resonance of Fate was pretty good but the battle system just fell flat after awhile.   I couldn't even make it through the demo of Blue Dragon  :ye_gods:


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Post by: Miasma on September 04, 2014, 07:55:45 AM
This seems to be real and is making the rounds.  Xbox one released in Japan with mostly empty events so someone made an obvious photoshop of the terrible forza 5 2d clone crowds.  The head of the xbox's marketing thanked him.

(http://i.imgur.com/lXzCxf7.png)


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Post by: Trippy on September 04, 2014, 08:50:47 AM
Not to mention using a racial slur.


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Post by: Miasma on September 04, 2014, 09:02:47 AM
I actually became kind of transfixed for several minutes thinking about whether he meant that as a real slur, 'ironic' racism or most interestingly as an actual abbreviation, since there is a period afterwards, and you only have so many characters on twitter.  The period fascinates me.

Do all the hashtags and at links count towards the character limit?


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Post by: Rendakor on September 04, 2014, 09:05:14 AM
Yea.


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Post by: Trippy on September 04, 2014, 09:12:44 AM
I actually became kind of transfixed for several minutes thinking about whether he meant that as a real slur, 'ironic' racism or most interestingly as an actual abbreviation, since there is a period afterwards, and you only have so many characters on twitter.  The period fascinates me.

Do all the hashtags and at links count towards the character limit?
Yeah I had the same debate. Most kids these days don't know that "Jap" was a common racial slur in the past. On the other hand he was intentional trolling with that pic so he may have meant it as a slur and put the period there to cover his ass in case somebody called him on it.



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Post by: 01101010 on September 04, 2014, 09:20:12 AM
Always thought the proper gaming abbreviation for Japanese was jp (and seing as how it is used in one of the hashtags). But then again I was poisoned by FFXI when I was young and naive.

As for the tweet... I assumed it was an abbreviation given the period and the character limit. Of course, probably would have been easier to chop a few of the other words. Now I am intrigued as well... damn it.


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Post by: Rasix on September 04, 2014, 09:58:33 AM
Just a FYI, apparently the Dead Rising 3 port is a disaster.  Not surprising from Capcom, but early indications are that you shouldn't spend any money on it. Really horrendous performance on even the best systems and excessively long load times.

Eternal Sonata was fairly interesting, Resonance of Fate was pretty good but the battle system just fell flat after awhile.   I couldn't even make it through the demo of Blue Dragon  :ye_gods:

Eternal Sonata was OK.  Not a surprise, it had an awesome soundtrack and the visuals were neat.  Unfortunately I remember the battle system getting old, tons of trash mobs slowing things down, and a plot that increasingly insulted your intelligence.  There was a nice 10 minute death scene of a character that you already knew betrayed you, but you apparently wouldn't get it unless they droned on about it incessantly.  

I liked Resonance of Fate, but lost interest after a point.  Game took a long time to play and there were some long stretches where you couldn't save and due to the combat system were always at risk of getting wiped.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on September 04, 2014, 10:22:07 AM
Jap is no longer a racial slur unless you go out of your way to make people aware you're being racist. It and JPY are pretty common abbreviations. You can probably blame Jewish women for taking the punch out of the word jap in the last 15 years.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Teleku on September 04, 2014, 10:59:24 AM
When I lived in Japan, most of the Japanese I knew would get offended by it, or at least felt they should.  I'd ask them "Why?  It's just a shortening of 'Japanese'.  Why is it offensive?"  The answer always was because they saw it used in movies as though it was an insult (basically, all the WW2 movies they saw), so they felt they should be offended by it.   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on September 04, 2014, 11:28:23 AM
Well yeah that's how slurs are created, that sounds right.  My racist grand mother called all asians 'nips' which I assume is a short form of Nippon.  You wouldn't call someone from Pakistan a 'Paki'.

Also, I don't understand the Jewish women jap connection.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on September 04, 2014, 11:33:15 AM
JAP = Jewish American Princess


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on September 04, 2014, 04:08:58 PM
I have a friend that is a ICP.  Indian Canadian Princess.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Lakov_Sanite on September 04, 2014, 04:14:12 PM
Does she drink faygo?


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Post by: Yegolev on September 04, 2014, 04:28:40 PM
She works for Coca-Cola so... I've never seen her do it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on September 04, 2014, 05:26:56 PM
Does she drink faygo?

Which part of the Midwest are you from?

Anecdote: A construction manager and I got on the topic of root beers one day, because he doesn't drink. Being an East Coast Jew he hadn't ever had Faygo and thought I was calling him a name when I said he should try one.  I made sure to get him a nice 24oz bottle when he came to town, along with his requested Dad's.


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Post by: Druzil on September 04, 2014, 05:41:36 PM
Relevant kickstarter
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/676971916/faygo-huntin-made-simple-with-this-new-app?ref=category (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/676971916/faygo-huntin-made-simple-with-this-new-app?ref=category)


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Post by: Fabricated on September 04, 2014, 05:58:04 PM
Why would you ever need to look for Faygo unless you're in really rich neighborhoods or something?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on September 04, 2014, 07:43:50 PM
Does she drink faygo?

Which part of the Midwest are you from?

Anecdote: A construction manager and I got on the topic of root beers one day, because he doesn't drink. Being an East Coast Jew he hadn't ever had Faygo and thought I was calling him a name when I said he should try one.  I made sure to get him a nice 24oz bottle when he came to town, along with his requested Dad's.
I think that was just an ICP joke.


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Post by: Lakov_Sanite on September 04, 2014, 08:02:19 PM
Whoooooosh


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Post by: Merusk on September 05, 2014, 05:15:30 AM

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Post by: brellium on September 05, 2014, 06:09:35 AM
Does she drink faygo?

Which part of the Midwest are you from?

Anecdote: A construction manager and I got on the topic of root beers one day, because he doesn't drink. Being an East Coast Jew he hadn't ever had Faygo and thought I was calling him a name when I said he should try one.  I made sure to get him a nice 24oz bottle when he came to town, along with his requested Dad's.
I am going to have to pick up some Faygo next time I'm at Mekong.


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Post by: Yegolev on September 05, 2014, 06:51:05 AM
Whoooooosh

YEP.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on September 05, 2014, 08:42:39 AM
Why would anyone besides Juggalos ever want to drink Faygo?


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Post by: 01101010 on September 05, 2014, 09:55:42 AM
Why would anyone besides Juggalos ever want to drink Faygo?

Faygo peach is damn tasty though...


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on September 05, 2014, 10:32:29 AM
Is there a juggalo version of Jeff Foxworthy?


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Post by: HaemishM on September 05, 2014, 11:35:47 AM
Yeah, it's Jeff Foxworthy, you just watch it ironically.  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on September 05, 2014, 04:51:10 PM
Why would anyone besides Juggalos ever want to drink Faygo?

Redpop and the aforementioned Root Beer are damn tasty.  I recall Grape and Cream Soda also being pretty good.  They were one of the only companies to make those flavors growing up. Since my family came across the border at Detroit in 1889ish, Dad had lots of ties to the city. We'd have Faygo in the garage fridge all summer.  :awesome_for_real:

That's one reason.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Morat20 on October 06, 2014, 06:17:39 PM
So, what's the current state of the PS4/Xbox One war?

I'm gonna upgrade for Christmas, and I'm leaning towards the PS4. We had a 360 this last cycle and never got around to a PS3.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on October 06, 2014, 07:19:45 PM
The PS4 continues to outsell the Xbox One at a 2:1 ratio despite the unbundling of the "integral" Kinect from the Xbox One and the commensurate price drop. 3rd party cross-platform AAA titles typically run better on the PS4 unless you are fucking Ubisoft (http://www.videogamer.com/ps4/assassins_creed_unity/news/assassins_creed_unity_is_900p_30fps_on_both_ps4_and_xbox_one.html). Fucking Ubisoft. For exclusives it depends on what you like and who you ask. If your life would be over without, say, Halo 5, then of course you should get an Xbox One.

For me I preferred the exclusives on the PS3 over the Xbox 360 (I played my PS3 much more than my Xbox 360) and for the PS4 it's the same (so far). On the Xbox One the only exclusive game that interests me on the Xbox One is the soon to be released Sunset Overdrive:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS_i2HTJp2o

Phantom Dust is also an upcoming Xbox One exclusive but there's no release date on that one so it could be years before it comes out.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on October 06, 2014, 07:24:10 PM
Phantom Dust is literally the only game I would get an Xbox for based on what they've released, but no one is going to play that game at a high level on that console because no good players own that console. I hope Microsoft names their next console the Xbox Bro. The XBro. Fuck them.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Miasma on October 07, 2014, 06:07:41 AM
The only reasons to buy an xbox one is if, as stated, you want to play the halo remakes or if you have a large number of friends who already own it that you would play with.  Some people also have an absurd loyalty between controllers despite the fact they are basically the same shape now and only differ in swapping where the left analog and dpads are.

Some, even worse people, also really care about their pointless acheivement score and don't want to lose it.  We should feel bad for those people.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on October 07, 2014, 06:35:31 AM
Ubisoft just announced that they aim for 'platform parity' between the XBone and PS4 of Assassin's Creed Unity and also plan that for future titles of the AC franchise to 'avoid discussions about the differences in performance'. This means that both versions of AC: Unity are locked at 30 fps and run at 900p even though the PS4 version could be better.

I'm at a loss for words regarding that particular stupidity


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on October 07, 2014, 06:57:27 AM
Destiny is the best Halo remake, so no reason to get a Xbox for that.


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Post by: Kail on October 07, 2014, 04:53:45 PM
Ubisoft just announced that they aim for 'platform parity' between the XBone and PS4 of Assassin's Creed Unity and also plan that for future titles of the AC franchise to 'avoid discussions about the differences in performance'. This means that both versions of AC: Unity are locked at 30 fps and run at 900p even though the PS4 version could be better.

I'm at a loss for words regarding that particular stupidity

Does that extend to the PC version?  I heard rumors that the PC version of Watch_Dogs was intentionally crippled (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b43ZlqPvBDs) and this was the reason that was being thrown around but it was all tin foil hats back then as far as I knew.


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Post by: Trippy on October 07, 2014, 06:10:53 PM
No the PC version will support up to 4K resolution and will use advanced features on certain NVIDIA GPUs.

http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/articles/game24-ubisoft-montreal-developer-interview



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on October 08, 2014, 09:16:57 AM
Finally got a PS4.

What are the good coop games to play?

I guess "couch" coop is the term now? I just want something fun that isn't Diablo 3 because I have hundreds of hours in that on PC and it might crush me to play through Acts 1-4 again.


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Post by: Yegolev on October 08, 2014, 12:53:44 PM
Minecraft and Destiny.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on October 08, 2014, 01:03:16 PM
Minecraft and Destiny.

Local/couch co-op.


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Post by: schild on October 08, 2014, 01:06:09 PM
The answer is, of course, get a Wii U.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on October 08, 2014, 02:56:25 PM
I guess Rayman Legends and one of the Lego games?

Why aren't there more?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on October 08, 2014, 02:57:01 PM
Cause there aren't many games for the PS4?


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Post by: Rendakor on October 08, 2014, 05:16:39 PM
Couch coop is dead because devs would rather sell 4 people 4 games than 1 game to share.


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Post by: squirrel on October 08, 2014, 10:41:44 PM
PS 4 needs a good racer, Driveclub appears to be pretty much shit. Hopefully project cars will scratch that itch, I'm tired of barging in on my son downstairs to play Forza 4 on ye olde 360.


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Post by: MrHat on October 10, 2014, 03:16:57 PM
FYI Fry's is selling the Destiny White Bundle + Killzone + plantronics headset for $450. Not amazing but there's some sale value in a few of those. Or at least stocking stuffers.


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Post by: Ragnoros on October 10, 2014, 05:10:08 PM
Any word coming down the pipe yet on a Holiday price drop for PS4? I have the money set aside for one, but not sure if I should see about grabbing one around black Friday, or hold out a bit.


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Post by: Yegolev on October 14, 2014, 01:05:03 PM
There is supposed to be a Gran Turismo 7 for PS4 at some point, and the MEH of GT6 makes me optimistic that GT7 will be good.

I forgot that there are two LEGO games on PS4: Marvel and LEGO Movie.  Not sure what else is local coop.  Publishers are not interested in local coop since they would sell half the copies of a remote coop game.


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Post by: schild on October 14, 2014, 01:50:34 PM
GT6 feels like it was abandoned for GT7. Given the PS4 is just a MUCH faster PS3, I expect GT7 to be the game they actually wanted to make.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on October 15, 2014, 06:31:55 AM
Here's hoping, right?  I feel like the driving in GT6 is what they wanted in GT5, but there isn't any other game there.  I'm collecting stars like fucking Mario.  At the moment I'm feeling good about not buying that PS3 wheel.

PSN is still a wasteland on PS4.  Free games this month are Elysian Tail and Spelunky, woooo.  Already got those on Steam some time ago.  PS3 games are apparently NOT going to be converted in favor of me paying to stream them from the Sony Mainframe... which is possibly a bunch of 60GB PS3 that they are sitting on.

Last night I was buying Minecraft again (yeah I know) on PS4 and my wife drifts by to ask if I'm buying some girly Japanese games.  I said I wish there were some of those on PSN.  Not even an Atelier game.


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Post by: schild on October 15, 2014, 06:46:43 AM
I'm pretty upset that Persona 5 is on the PS3 and not the PS4. In 2015 no less.


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Post by: Phildo on October 15, 2014, 06:52:17 AM
I'm not!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on October 15, 2014, 07:06:12 AM
Persona 5 is coming to both.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on October 15, 2014, 07:17:33 AM
Oh, it is? Good. Their art style will look great in 1080p.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on October 15, 2014, 07:23:46 AM
Well, that's good news.  I need to dig around Play Asia some more.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on October 15, 2014, 10:50:34 AM
Here's hoping, right?  I feel like the driving in GT6 is what they wanted in GT5, but there isn't any other game there.  I'm collecting stars like fucking Mario.  At the moment I'm feeling good about not buying that PS3 wheel.

PSN is still a wasteland on PS4.  Free games this month are Elysian Tail and Spelunky, woooo.  Already got those on Steam some time ago.  PS3 games are apparently NOT going to be converted in favor of me paying to stream them from the Sony Mainframe... which is possibly a bunch of 60GB PS3 that they are sitting on.

Last night I was buying Minecraft again (yeah I know) on PS4 and my wife drifts by to ask if I'm buying some girly Japanese games.  I said I wish there were some of those on PSN.  Not even an Atelier game.

I thought I saw Catherine on there somewhere while browsing around.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on October 15, 2014, 11:36:04 AM
New PSN store is a big improvement over the PS3 variant, but still awful.  Exploring it seems to take up a large part of my evening.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on October 15, 2014, 11:47:51 AM
Naw, it's not an improvement. It's awful. The PS4 is just super fast.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on October 15, 2014, 11:51:13 AM
Catherine is kind of terrible.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on October 15, 2014, 12:02:07 PM
The UI change they made to the PSN store a while back is horrifically bad and is incredibly sluggish on the PS3 compared to the old UI.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Hawkbit on October 15, 2014, 12:26:53 PM
It really is terrible, clunky and slow.  It surfaces no personalized content and is hard to find things I want to buy.  It shouldn't serve the extraneous stuff (avatars, themes) in sales lists.  I know all that stuff is filterable, but why should I have to set that filter every time I want to see what is on sale? 

Really confusing ideas on that UI.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on October 15, 2014, 12:29:30 PM
Any of you with an Xbox One have an issue with the left stick on the controller? Broken / drifting left stick seems to be a common complaint.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MisterNoisy on October 15, 2014, 12:37:18 PM
Any of you with an Xbox One have an issue with the left stick on the controller? Broken / drifting left stick seems to be a common complaint.


Not as of yet.  I wish the spring tension was a bit higher, but that's not a wear issue.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on October 15, 2014, 01:15:18 PM
I had minor stick-drift on the 360 controllers.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Morfiend on October 15, 2014, 08:26:42 PM
Any of you with an Xbox One have an issue with the left stick on the controller? Broken / drifting left stick seems to be a common complaint.


I do. My left stick seem to pull a bit forward and to the right. When playing Titanfall my character would constantly try to autorun forward because of it. MAde the entire experience pretty unenjoyable.

Anyone complaining about the PSN store on ps4 may not have tried to use the xbox store. Browsing for stuff is a complete nightmare.


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Post by: Falconeer on October 16, 2014, 01:34:34 AM
Catherine is kind of terrible.

WHAT!? No.


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Post by: Yegolev on October 16, 2014, 06:56:24 AM
Anyone complaining about the PSN store on ps4 may not have tried to use the xbox store. Browsing for stuff is a complete nightmare.

That is true, I mostly avoided the XBL store.  Is it "better" on XBOne?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on October 16, 2014, 01:12:16 PM
Got a lot of whargarbl today from someone that wants to transfer saves between PS4 Minecraft and Vita Minecraft.  Apparently possible between PS3 and Vita.  Not sure why I'm the guy who is supposed to be able to solve this.

I almost looked to see how much a Vita is but then I saw my PSP over in the corner, where it's been for maybe 18-24 months.


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Post by: Druzil on October 16, 2014, 01:19:46 PM
Catherine is kind of terrible.

I loved Catherine!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on October 16, 2014, 01:24:34 PM
The gameplay was very repetitive, the story "choices" didn't influence anything aside from the ending, and it had the worst dub in the history of awful dubs.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on October 16, 2014, 06:15:00 PM
Any of you with an Xbox One have an issue with the left stick on the controller? Broken / drifting left stick seems to be a common complaint.
I do. My left stick seem to pull a bit forward and to the right. When playing Titanfall my character would constantly try to autorun forward because of it. MAde the entire experience pretty unenjoyable.

Anyone complaining about the PSN store on ps4 may not have tried to use the xbox store. Browsing for stuff is a complete nightmare.
Yeah. I haven't seen the Xbox One version but the 360 version was painful for somebody like me who used their 360 infrequently. On top of having to struggle with the fucked up Metro interface where it was always a guessing game which tile would get highlighted on a directional button press you had to wade through long linear lists of items in the store that were slow to load.


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Post by: Azazel on October 16, 2014, 07:01:30 PM
The gameplay was very repetitive, the story "choices" didn't influence anything aside from the ending, and it had the worst dub in the history of awful dubs.

I found it tedious and boring. That's both gameplay and story. I didn't get far.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on October 16, 2014, 07:10:13 PM
I love how everyone is fucking raving about the new Bayonetta and then there's this:

LEVEL, 6/10
Over the top yet unimaginative. At least the fights are dynamic and the game itself can be a breath of fresh air, considering what else is available on the Wii U. [Issue#245]


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Post by: Fabricated on October 16, 2014, 07:15:05 PM
People kinda look for shit to justify their WiiU purchase after realizing that most of Nintendo's first-party titles so far have been about an inch deep and generally found to not be that great after you play them for more than a day.


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Post by: schild on October 16, 2014, 11:28:49 PM
Hey, that day of Mario Kart was great.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on October 17, 2014, 04:58:23 AM
Yeah it was pretty cool seeing the MK8 hype explode for like a day or two when it came out then people realized it was kinda bad and still had stupid stuff like CPU rubberbanding or whatever and no one was talking about how it played after a week and mostly just posting gifs of creepy luigi.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on October 17, 2014, 05:52:27 AM
Catherine was great because the atmosphere was great, and the gameplay was actually nice as long as you played it at normal-easy difficulty setting. It wasn't even too long, which is what was scaring me since I am not fond of puzzle games. Or you can put it in a different way: it was a nice puzzle game with a bonus cool anime around it. The dub to me was as awful as all the dub from the Persona/SMT games: awful, intoxicating, and awesome.


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Post by: Druzil on October 17, 2014, 07:26:19 AM
I liked that the puzzles were actually pretty challenging once you got past the early levels.  You really had to learn some of the tricks of climbing and you had to be fast.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on October 17, 2014, 07:32:07 AM
Yes, I appreciated the speed at which the gameplay was paced. The window-dressing was basically trash, which was fine.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on October 27, 2014, 08:36:00 AM
The Xbone is getting another pricecut here in a week; $50 off including bundles. So $349. Lmao, just give them away at this point.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on October 27, 2014, 09:40:31 AM
The Xbone is getting another pricecut here in a week; $50 off including bundles. So $349. Lmao, just give them away at this point.
I still haven't finished my 360.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on October 27, 2014, 02:02:12 PM
Watched a gameplay trailer of Tomorrow People.

Looks like a 'fun' minecrafty coop tech demo.


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Post by: schild on October 27, 2014, 02:17:08 PM
You mean Tomorrow Children? I don't know about it being at all like Minecraft.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on October 27, 2014, 06:14:49 PM
You mean Tomorrow Children? I don't know about it being at all like Minecraft.

Ya that one. It looked like it played a LOT like Minecraft or whatever dig here get ore and make stuff from it game preceded it.

That said, I do like the community/coop aspect of it until it goes to shit because other people were suppose to share!


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Post by: luckton on November 08, 2014, 01:54:37 PM
Reggie comes out swinging against the XBOne and PS4.

http://recode.net/2014/11/05/nintendos-reggie-fils-aime-on-holiday-strategy-call-of-duty-and-mobile-games-qa/

Quote
Is it a problem that the Wii U doesn’t have the new Call of Duty (a first for the series on consoles), and more generally doesn’t have many of the big titles one finds on Xbox and PlayStation?

I would answer the question in a couple ways. Third parties are bringing multi-platform content to our platform — Watch Dogs from Ubisoft, as an example. I would love to have Call of Duty on our platform. I would love to have any of the big blockbuster, multi-platform titles. But I have to say, more specifically, I want games that provide a differentiated consumer experience. If you look at the other two competitive platforms, fundamentally, what’s the difference?

Each of them has exclusives that the other doesn’t.

But interestingly, when you look at either one, either by themselves doesn’t have a lot of exclusive content. They have a lot of shared content. Look at it from the standpoint of, what don’t they have? They don’t have our games. They don’t have Mario and Zelda. I’d much rather be where Nintendo is, with a differentiated platform, differentiated set-up experiences that we can provide uniquely to the consumer. Let those other guys battle it out over, you know, which visual representation of Call of Duty is most compelling. I like our chances of having a differentiated console and a differentiated series of experiences.

This business is built on a year-and-a-half or two-year planning cycles, especially for the home console space. Products that they’re thinking about today are not going to come into the market until two years down the road. By doing a great job today in the here and now, that’s what’s going to feed the pipeline of great new third-party content coming onto our platform. For us, that’s the long game that we’re trying to play.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Hawkbit on November 08, 2014, 02:56:44 PM
It's roughly true, that second paragraph at least.  I was going to buy a PS4 for myself as a semester-end present next month.  However, when I really looked at a list of PS4-exclusive titles I want to play, the only game was Infamous:SS. 

So I have to ask myself, is that game worth ~$500?  Nope.  Now some of the other games, like DA:Inq I can technically play on PC, but I don't want to be forced to use Origin.  That might ultimately be the deciding factor on a PS4 purchase for me.  Bloodborne is next year, that might force my hand, too. 

Launch years are usually a bit light on games, but this one seems more so than other consoles.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Azazel on November 08, 2014, 03:18:47 PM
He might be right about the PS4/Bone not having Mario and Zelda. But really, the WiiU is a POS and I've honestly never given two shits about Mario or Zelda (Mario Kart being the exception, but I don't need the Nth iteration of that all that badly anyway.) Basically they're in the shit, they know it, and the best they can come up with in reply is "but Mario!"


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Velorath on November 08, 2014, 03:32:19 PM
So Nintendo's strategy is the same as it's always been, it's just that this time the new consoles are suffering a horrendous drought of good games.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on November 08, 2014, 05:00:08 PM
"Coming out swinging" is basically saying, "Okay yeah we got none of the releases that actually sell, but we got Zelda and Mario games like we've had for the last 30 years!"

Wow thanks, no wonder the WiiU is moving so many units.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: lamaros on November 09, 2014, 06:47:04 PM
I think it's a reasonable point. The problem is that their differentiated experience is shit. If it was good it would be a great selling point.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on November 09, 2014, 08:41:32 PM
Every single console since the fucking SNES has been "If I buy this, I'm buying it for Nintendo properties."

I pose to you, Reggie, that you might be making fucking money if you released your fucking endless barrage of rehashed fucking content with a fresh coat of paint on other goddamn consoles, you stupid goon.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Azazel on November 09, 2014, 11:24:11 PM
Everything you say there is absolutely true. Well, except for Rogue Squadron. I loved that game. But even then, it should have been on the PSX as well. Or a launch title for the PS2.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Sir T on November 10, 2014, 09:52:19 AM
If I have to spend another 300 to 400 quid to play one or 2 games then I'm deciding not to play that game. I don't care if it's better than marriage. Its like Deciding to buy a PS just for Sonic the Hedgehog. Or an Xbone just for Halo (which I'm sure is actually a huge part of the Bone's marketing strategy right now) Sorry, count me out. I simply dont have the money for that.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on November 10, 2014, 10:40:43 AM
I learned my lesson buying the original Wii in anticipation for Brawl. I played through Mario Galaxy 1, Metroid Prime 3, then part of Galaxy 2 and part of Twilight Princess, then Brawl wasn't terribly great (and its online sucked shit) and I ended up with a console that is now I think approaching a year and a half without being powered on.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 10, 2014, 10:42:30 AM
I honestly believed this was going to be the round of consoles that would make me buy one. I was dead wrong.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on November 10, 2014, 02:03:10 PM
Isn't Persona 5 coming out for PS3 only? If so, then that'll be the reason I finally want a PS3. PS4 and the Bone? Fuck them. I have no use for either.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on November 10, 2014, 02:05:36 PM
Persona 5 is coming out for PS3 and PS4.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on November 10, 2014, 02:49:24 PM
Well, that's at least 1 point in favor of a PS4.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Sir T on November 13, 2014, 06:32:10 AM
Actually, after watching this Nintendo advert from the 1980's today, things actually make a lot more sense  :ye_gods:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FybA0SaL0nI


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on November 13, 2014, 09:28:17 AM
Holy fuck. I think I'd have bricked my shorts if I'd seen that as a young kid.  :ye_gods:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Morat20 on November 17, 2014, 08:30:24 PM
So, picking up a PS4 for Christmas. Besides Shadow of Mordor, anything worth getting on the next-gen games?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on November 17, 2014, 08:46:46 PM
Infamous Second Son, The Last of Us (if you didn't play on PS3), Assassin's Creed 4. and, uh, Destiny? :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 17, 2014, 10:25:11 PM
Reminder: AC4 is a different game than AC: Unity. 4 is Black Flag.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 18, 2014, 06:14:37 AM
So, picking up a PS4 for Christmas. Besides Shadow of Mordor, anything worth getting on the next-gen games?

Binding of Isaac Rebirth is free on PSN this month.  No idea what will be available in December but considering the sorry state of PSN for PS4, it will no doubt be a HD remake of something indie.

I don't know if you should get Destiny, you are a pretty high-strung fellow.  I'd suggest some relaxing diversions instead of Destiny, unless you are willing to get to level 25 and then put the game away until a content update.  They patched out a situations in which we were able to win against that fucking Archon priest at lv26... which is pretty embarrassing for a lv28 fireteam to fail at a lv26 weekly but there ya go.

I forget when GTAV is coming out for PS4 but that might work if you didn't already buy it.

I've heard the new LEGO Batman is crap, but I don't know what that means in terms of a LEGO game.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Morat20 on November 18, 2014, 06:17:41 AM
My console time is fairly intermittent, although I plan to make time for Shadow of Mordor. Last of Us is something I've been wanting to try. Avoiding Destiny seems like a good idea.

AC Black Flag goes onto the list then with the Last of Us then.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on November 18, 2014, 06:21:44 AM
I will get a PS4 this Christmas because I'll have the money and I will need it in March for Bloodbourne (Yes, getting the console for it basically, and future Gran Turismos), but damn it's incredibly depressing that there are zero games I care to play on it are there so far. ZERO. Hell, with the previous Playstations you at least had a constant influx of Japanese semi-obscure titles. What happened there? Why aren't we at least getting more Japanese games? Are they still making them at all?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 18, 2014, 06:34:43 AM
I believe Japanese are all playing games on their phones these days.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on November 18, 2014, 06:45:50 AM
Much of the problem I have with my PS4 is that there might actually be a few games that I would want to get for it....but right now, basically all those games are available on PC as well.  I have probably already said this same thing already in this thread, but it bears repeating.  


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 18, 2014, 08:20:17 AM
Seems like almost anything worth a shit on the consoles will find its way to PC.  It doesn't seem to work in the other direction.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on November 18, 2014, 08:20:40 AM
I will get a PS4 this Christmas because I'll have the money and I will need it in March for Bloodbourne (Yes, getting the console for it basically, and future Gran Turismos), but damn it's incredibly depressing that there are zero games I care to play on it are there so far. ZERO. Hell, with the previous Playstations you at least had a constant influx of Japanese semi-obscure titles. What happened there? Why aren't we at least getting more Japanese games? Are they still making them at all?
It has always taken a year or two for the flood of JRPGs to happen; they still have a bunch coming out on the Vita.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 18, 2014, 08:29:52 AM
Sony just announced the current sales numbers for Germany. PS4 cracked the million unit mark in October. They sold 460,000 units in between June and October alone (talk about supply constrained).

Current stats:

PS4 LTD 1,000,000 (as of October '14)
Wii U LTD 350,000 (as of August '14)
XBox One LTD 170,000 (as of August '14)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Phildo on November 18, 2014, 08:40:14 AM
It has always taken a year or two for the flood of JRPGs to happen; they still have a bunch coming out on the Vita.

Yeah, there were a bunch of games from Atlus that came out for PS2 well after the PS3 had launched.

Apparently, they're just doing it for the Vita instead of the PS3 this time around.  Dance party, anyone? (http://www.atlus.com/p4dan/)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on November 18, 2014, 08:48:23 AM
I am officially angry at handheld systems. I thought I wanted them when '90 I got a the first Gameboy and realized I liked games at home or in the arcade, but didn't care at all when I was out and preferred to read books or just look around and maybe watch people. Since then I have been unable to play anything handheld, including mobile games, and I am angry at the Vita and the likes for taking my favourite games away from my living room. Rant over.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on November 18, 2014, 08:56:13 AM
Get one of these then:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_TV


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on November 18, 2014, 12:02:22 PM
Not all Vita games work on that. You'll need to check the lists (none of them are complete). If you do get one you'll probably want a Dual Shock 4 instead of a 3 since you can use the touch pad on the 4 on the games that support it. I play Freedom Wars on mine with the DS4. Works well.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Hawkbit on November 20, 2014, 11:27:04 PM
We're drawing a blank on what to get my 9yr old daughter for christmas.  What games are worth getting for WiiU?

I know there were some folks that had fun with the WiiU.  I'm a bit concerned looking at the lack of upcoming games for it though.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on November 20, 2014, 11:54:38 PM
Depends on what kind of stuff she likes.  Mario Kart is entertaining enough, even if at the end of the day it is just a super polished and pretty version of all the other MK titles.  Super Mario 3d World is, in my opinion, a colossal disappointment.  My youngest likes watching me play it (he is 2), my older boys won't touch it with a ten foot pole - and they have played all kinds of other Mario titles no problem.  I want to throw the controller in rage every time I play it.  I know others disagree, but history will prove me right.  Nobody gives a shit about this game for good reason.  A Mario game with sloppy controls and no compelling reasons to search for secrets?  GREAT IDEA.

Wind Waker....I played this back on Gamecube, and never finished it.  I liked it quite a bit, but the slog at the end broke me.  The re-mastered version is a goddamn masterpiece.  Made better in every way in its WiiU incarnation.

Lego City is simple and good for some laughs.  Open world roaming, lego style.

And...I'm out.  Nobody makes shit for WiiU, and the first party stuff is few and far between.  And they broke Mario.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on November 21, 2014, 12:33:34 AM
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
New Super Mario Bros. U
Pikmin 3
Scribblenauts Unlimited


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Kail on November 21, 2014, 12:53:42 AM
I think Smash Bros for WiiU drops today, if that's something you're into.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on November 21, 2014, 05:47:25 AM
I can barely handle some of the platforming in Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze.  Make sure your 9 year old is really good at platformers before getting them that (not that it's a bad game, just has a lot of very hardcore platforming aspects).


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 21, 2014, 08:40:26 AM
My ten-year-old would suggest Pikmin 3, Cat Mario, Mario Kart, and Smash Bros.  He would also let you know that both Mario Galaxy games work great on the WiiU.

I really like LEGO City Undercover, but watch out for the Pizza Boy bug if you want to get 100%.

I do not like Cat Mario.  I confirmed this by playing a lot of Galaxy 2 on the WiiU recently, followed by a round of Cat Mario.  Cyrrex is absolutely correct.

He is getting Amiibo but doesn't know it.  I expect him to flip his wig over it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on November 21, 2014, 10:14:58 AM
Yeah, both Mario Galaxy titles are miles better than Cat Mario.  Also, I didn't know we were calling it Cat Mario, but now some earlier posts are making more sense to me


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 21, 2014, 11:59:20 AM
I don't remember what order the usual set of words for a Mario title are for this one, but I remember that cat costume.  After playing it again recently, I remember that there are some other costumes, such as the Boomerang Bro costume.  The cats are on the cover, though, and there is a paw print in the logo.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MrHat on November 21, 2014, 12:13:27 PM
He is getting Amiibo but doesn't know it.  I expect him to flip his wig over it.

I just looked this up and still have no idea what it is.

A user profile stick?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on November 21, 2014, 12:31:07 PM
It's some Mario Shit for WiiU.  I looked at the page for 45 seconds and I think it's probably a combination of Skylanders and Wii Sports.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Malakili on November 21, 2014, 04:31:33 PM
We're drawing a blank on what to get my 9yr old daughter for christmas.  What games are worth getting for WiiU?

I know there were some folks that had fun with the WiiU.  I'm a bit concerned looking at the lack of upcoming games for it though.

My wife and I have:

New Super Mario Bros U.  A very good Mario 2d platformer.  I like it a lot more than New Super Mario Bros Wii for some reason.  This one is good enough that my wife and I are trying for all the secrets.

Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze.  Another solid Platformer, but not amazing.  Haven't finished it.

Mario Kart 8.  It's good.

Wind Waker HD: It's Wind Waker, It's HD.  What's not to like?  I think WW was my favorite Zelda, even above Ocarina of Time.

Also, the new Smash Bros just came out today.  I'm hearing decent things about it.  I'd pick it up if I had someone to play with, but my wife has no interest.

Mario Kart 8 was the one that sold us the console, as they say.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 21, 2014, 06:17:43 PM
Aside from aforementioned titles Captain Toad is coming out Dec 5th, should be a good game for kids. A pretty cute and somewhat non-violent puzzly game.


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Post by: schild on November 22, 2014, 02:55:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zxQx2MG.jpg)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Ginaz on November 22, 2014, 03:01:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zxQx2MG.jpg)

 :headscratch:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on November 22, 2014, 03:25:46 PM
Smash Bros disconnects you for griefing or something because Nintendo is a wretched pack of carebears. It's a reward for skill. Getting disco'd.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Kail on November 22, 2014, 03:29:42 PM
It's one of the "bad manners" rules in Smash Bros.  If you're in free for all and everyone just gangs up on one player, that's seen as unfairly picking on them.  But obviously there's a huge amount of subjectivity on that kind of thing.  It's like LoL or Dota where "intentional feeding" is the go-to excuse for why you lost.

The 3DS had an additional glitch where thanks to an integer overflow you could be banned for like 140 years, (http://www.eventhubs.com/news/2014/nov/01/you-could-get-banned-super-smash-bros-3ds-online-play-136-years-due-glitch/) so much merriment was had.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fordel on November 22, 2014, 05:04:41 PM
That sounds nothing like feeding.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on November 22, 2014, 06:07:10 PM
That's really fucking stupid.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Azazel on November 22, 2014, 06:30:09 PM
Why don't I have a WiiU again?  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Kail on November 22, 2014, 07:57:33 PM
That sounds nothing like feeding.

I meant in the sense that when you're losing, people tend to cry about "intentional feeding" because it's against the rules and reportable, while "sucking at the game" is not.  It's a nebulous, hard to prove accusation that I can use to get you in trouble when I'm frustrated.

Mechanically, yeah, they're nothing alike, sorry for being unclear.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fordel on November 22, 2014, 08:51:45 PM
It's not hard to prove at all, the focus fire thing. X amount of attacks directed to Y opponent over Z time frame.

Should you actually punish players for doing it, that's the subjective part. That's a play to win vs play for fun thing. It could be considered cheap or cheesey, but temporary alliances in a FFA are a valid strategy in many games.


Intentional feeding conversely, is pretty much scoring on your own goal on purpose. It's just a player throwing a tantrum and ruining the entire premise of the game.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 22, 2014, 10:25:53 PM
That's only in the "fun" mode, not the competitive mode.

It's a little weird but one of those things that is functionally irrelevant.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on November 25, 2014, 01:51:28 AM
Ubisoft PR should at some point look up the Streisand Effect on wikipedia because right now they are on fire when it comes to doing shitty PR and telling the maximum amount of people beforehand that a game might be shit.

Latest exhibit in the ongoing "worst company in America? That's somebody EA shouldn't win this year if we have something to say about it!" saga. Review copies for "The Crew" will only be available to reviewers after the street date of December 2nd. Don't like that review embargos end when the game goes on sale? easy simply don't give reviewers a copy of the game before the street date.

That's how you instill confidence in buyers that your game is great Ubisoft. (BTW. the press release covering this is all kinds of unintentional hilarity)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on November 25, 2014, 02:12:47 AM
That PR basically says "we know you like to listen to reviewers but trust us the game is great!"


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on November 25, 2014, 05:48:52 AM
Unless I get fooled, every Ubisoft game is on permanent $5 bargain bin steam sale basis for the rest of my gaming life.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: UnSub on November 25, 2014, 05:50:38 AM
Hmm, wonder if Ubisoft's spending in an attempt to confirm their AAA publisher status is about to collapse around them.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Velorath on November 25, 2014, 06:24:47 AM
Ubisoft PR should at some point look up the Streisand Effect on wikipedia because right now they are on fire when it comes to doing shitty PR and telling the maximum amount of people beforehand that a game might be shit.

Latest exhibit in the ongoing "worst company in America? That's somebody EA shouldn't win this year if we have something to say about it!" saga. Review copies for "The Crew" will only be available to reviewers after the street date of December 2nd. Don't like that review embargos end when the game goes on sale? easy simply don't give reviewers a copy of the game before the street date.

That's how you instill confidence in buyers that your game is great Ubisoft. (BTW. the press release covering this is all kinds of unintentional hilarity)

Ubisoft has had shitty PR for a long time. Back when the first Assassin's Creed game came out, they let a handful of sites that were giving the game a 10 out of 10 ignore the review embargo. EGM's reviewers scored the game 7, 6, and 4.5, resulting in Ubisoft telling EGM and 1Up that they would no longer be getting review copies of any Ubisoft games, and that EGM and 1Up staff would not be invited to any Ubisoft events. You can say that this sort of thing doesn't instill confidence in buyers, but there were a number of people on various message boards that took Ubisoft's side on that. Also there's a lot of people who buy games that just don't pay attention to that sort of thing.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on December 09, 2014, 04:57:13 AM
Who has actually decided that digital foundry is suddenly a valid source for performance comparisons and analysis even though their posts make it absolutely clear that they know fuck all about development, engines, tool sets, hardware architecture or the influence of all those things on performance?

Because their stuff is now showing up everywhere and reposted constantly as some sort of proof of a game's performance or lack thereof.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fordel on December 14, 2014, 07:56:56 PM
Does anyone have a Playstation TV? This thing intrigues me, but I know very little about it.

It's basically the Vita minus the screen and buttons, a tiny box you plug into your TV. It's only like 100 bucks for a bundle that has all the little bits you would need, controller, memory card, HDMI cable and a game. I know some games aren't compatible because of a lack of touch screen or something, but the library looks decent enough at first glance. Seems like a good way to play the handful of Vita games I would want to fiddle with, without needing an actual Vita. Also apparently has a good back catalog of PSP and PS1 games too.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on December 14, 2014, 07:59:34 PM
I have one and use it to play Freedom Wars. Let me know if you have any questions about it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fordel on December 14, 2014, 08:20:52 PM
Does it actually take physical Vita games, or is it purely a webstore style interface download thing? (I feel like a dumbo asking this, but I can't actually see a slot to put games in)  :why_so_serious:

Have you used the youtube player on it? Or the web-browser? Would the browser let you stream Twitch.tv streams?


I'm even thinking of getting one as a bloody minecraft box for my nephew, since he is currently monopolizing his parents computer for it.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on December 14, 2014, 08:42:20 PM
It has a slot for Vita game cards and also a slot for a Vita memory card. If you are using it in conjunction with a Vita it's more convenient to buy games on PSN to download to both systems, if you are willing to pay for horribly overpriced Vita memory cards, and also be a PSN subscriber so you can use the cloud save feature.

twitch.tv does not work on the Vita and PlayStation TV browsers because of the lack of Flash support, among other things.

The YouTube Vita app does not work on the PlayStation TV for some inexplicable reason. You can download it but it doesn't work.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fordel on December 14, 2014, 08:53:23 PM
The no YouTube thing is disappointing and perplexing. That would've killed two birds with one stone for my nephew, as when he isn't playing minecraft he is watching it. Is this something that is likely to be patched in the future, or is this just a herp derp diddly derp thing that no one knows because Sony.


The no Twitch.tv doesn't surprise me, seems like most of these little streaming boxes don't support twitch.


Good to know it takes the physical media as well, maybe find something good in a bargain bin or something that way.

Thanks for the info!


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on December 14, 2014, 08:57:40 PM
YouTube does actually work in the PlayStation TV browser (just tested it) so that's a workaround. The YouTube app not working would seem fixable. Other Vita video apps like Netflix and Hulu Plus which also don't work on the PlayStation TV are less likely to be fixed.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fordel on December 14, 2014, 09:16:53 PM
Oh sweet, that's good to know.


I'm not terribly concerned with the Netflix or Hulu Plus, I'm unlikely to use the device for those.



For myself, there is a high chance this thing ends up being a Persona box for me. I've never played a Persona game but I keep hearing things about them, so I need to see for myself. Throw me recommendations for other games if you have any. Like what is Freedom Wars about?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on December 14, 2014, 09:23:15 PM
Any reason you're not just buying a PS3?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fordel on December 14, 2014, 09:31:55 PM
I feel like less of an asshole buying a 100 dollar mini console for a handful of games instead of like a 300 dollar one.  :why_so_serious:

That's mostly the thing that caught my eye initially, that the ready to play bundle with all the bits was 100 bucks.


This thing can hook up to a PS3 somehow or something though? Lets you stream the beefier console with the little one?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on December 14, 2014, 10:15:10 PM
For myself, there is a high chance this thing ends up being a Persona box for me. I've never played a Persona game but I keep hearing things about them, so I need to see for myself. Throw me recommendations for other games if you have any. Like what is Freedom Wars about?
Freedom Wars is another attempt by Sony to compete with the Monster Hunter franchise which means it's a 3rd person shooter (with both melee and ranged combat) where you mostly fight giant monsters with bucket loads of HPs in co-op mode (ad hoc or over Internet). There's also PvP but I haven't tried that yet (and probably never will). You can also play solo and bring along AI-controller partners if you don't want to do coop.

When I play LOLconsoleshooters I tend to abuse the thumbsticks since I'm pretty mediocre at aiming with them and the Vita thumbsticks are a bit on the flimsy side so I decided to give the PlayStation TV a try since you use that with either a DualShock 3 controller or a DualShock 4 controller. Note that the DS4's touchpad can act like the Vita front touch screen in some games so the DS4 works a bit better with the PS TV.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on December 14, 2014, 10:24:35 PM
I feel like less of an asshole buying a 100 dollar mini console for a handful of games instead of like a 300 dollar one.  :why_so_serious:

That's mostly the thing that caught my eye initially, that the ready to play bundle with all the bits was 100 bucks.


This thing can hook up to a PS3 somehow or something though? Lets you stream the beefier console with the little one?
The Vita supports remote play with both the PS3 and the PS4. The PlayStation TV currently only supports remote play with the PS4.

If it is starting to sound to you like the PlayStation TV is half-baked at the moment you would be correct :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on December 14, 2014, 10:37:04 PM
PS3s are down to $250 new, under $200 used and have a way larger library than the PSTV.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Nija on December 15, 2014, 09:16:11 AM
I have a near perfect condition PS3 that is the newest version of it, I believe. 3rd refresh? It's about 3 or 4 years old.

Anyways. I'm sure many people are in the same boat. I'd like to sell it but I don't want to go through the hassle of craigslisting it. Ask around to coworkers and stuff, you can probably get one for $200 or less.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on December 29, 2014, 06:06:31 PM
Trigger Warning: The Verge

http://www.theverge.com/2014/12/29/7463949/xbox-executives-leaving-microsoft-tv-apps-dead

Almost every single Xbox executive we profiled in this video last year has left the company

lmao


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on December 30, 2014, 10:30:32 AM
You can't argue with results and Spencer's strategy works where the "vision" (if you have visions you should go see a medical professional) of the original team didn't.

The original vision of the XBone was crap for numerous reasons and also for the fact that it was an entirely US focused product even though it needed to be a global product to have any chance in hell of being successful.

Unfortunately Microsoft never learns from past mistake and still wants to do the "one Windiws for many platforms deeply integrated" with Win 10 even though it has already failed thrice.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Sir T on January 02, 2015, 10:09:53 AM
And to understand why you have to look at things from M$'s point of view. To them they are always the good guys, competing hard and using tough but fair tactics. And everyone else is out to get them because they are trying to destroy them becasue the OTHER side is evil and wants to destroy them becasue they do so much good.

I spoke earlier in the thread about the book I was reading on the Microsoft internet explorer trial. One of the things Bill Gates always said is that the goverment was trying to destroy Microsoft even though they do so much good. Everyone assumed it was a rather ridiculous propaganda line. In fact it is whaty he believed, that the goverment was in a huge conspiracy to destroy Microsoft. It never entered his brain that he might have actually broken the law or bieng in the wrong. And that was the culture inside Microsoft.

So Microsoft Basically sees those "failures" as the result of the smearing of other companies who cant innovate the way Microsoft can and who have massive amounts of sour grapes. If you point or that Xbone was an inferior product they will jump down your throat with "how can it be since we spend so much money on R&D?? WE WORK TO HELP CONSUMERS!!"

Thats why the poor people who have to patch up and fix every version of windows are the unsung good guys at Microsoft as they have to deal with the same crap that are included in Windows for propoganda reasons and to "help the consumer not to destroy other companies by creating free versions of their products" A large amount of the problems in windows is to make it totally integrated so you cant pull a part out of it, "to help the consumer". It was the key defence at the Microsoft trial that you could not take out IE as it was integrated to windows, but the Judge picked up that they could have and still could rewrite windows so it could be, so he ruled against them (simplified version)

yeah that was 16 years ago, but as evidence to show that is still the attitude at Microsoft they said the EXACT same thing about the always on Kinect on the Xbone. Despite the fact that it was later found they got a massive performance boost by taking the bloody thing out.

So yeah, they keep making the same mistakes in every version of windows because the culture at Microsoft is that they were not mistakes, its that propaganda by evil companies and the US government made people think they were not innovations. If this sounts like a mix betweek a conspiracy site and a cult, well yeah.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on January 02, 2015, 10:17:15 AM
I think most people are pretty sure they are right most of the time.  There might be some self-delusion but I think the number of people who actually believe that they are evil or malicious is quite low.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on January 02, 2015, 11:13:41 AM
And to understand why you have to look at things from M$'s point of view. To them they are always the good guys, competing hard and using tough but fair tactics. And everyone else is out to get them because they are trying to destroy them becasue the OTHER side is evil and wants to destroy them becasue they do so much good.

Oh people still use the M$ thing?  How clever.  No wonder your whole post is very outdated and mis-informed.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Maledict on January 02, 2015, 02:22:09 PM
The thing I dislike about MS and the Xbone is that they are pursuing the same strategy they have in other markets - bankroll an inferior product using the insane income from separate parts of the business to establish dominance. That always then resulted in utter crap for consumers - Ms is an incredibly crappy company when it comes to innovating when they have a monopoly. It's not good for gaming in the long run if MS can buy their way to a dominant position through subsidising a bad product off the back of windows sales.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Sir T on January 02, 2015, 06:00:47 PM
Yeah. And they even used that power in the programming market. A tactic that they used to scare people from even trying to bring new products on the market was to simply say that they would be including their own version free on windows so the competitor would simply not bother, then Micro$ would not even bother putting it on windows, a practice which coined the term "vapourware"

Oh people still use the M$ thing?  How clever.  No wonder your whole post is very outdated and mis-informed.

Good to know the XBone couldn't work without the Kinect. And there was those statements from Microsoft exects posted in this very thread where they said they were going to "help the consumer" by putting adverts specifically designed to be accidentally clicked on by the consumer.

Want me to go back and harvest all the statements from Microsoft from this very thread that used that kind of phraseology?

Anyway...


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: UnSub on January 03, 2015, 09:43:29 PM
The thing I dislike about MS and the Xbone is that they are pursuing the same strategy they have in other markets - bankroll an inferior product using the insane income from separate parts of the business to establish dominance.

It doesn't always work though. However because of it we've had a few generations of console wars that pushed gaming forward.

That said, MS have completely messed up with the XBone and is currently running around circles. It remains an open question to me whether or not that MS will still be interested in developing consoles if the XBone isn't going to be an all-in-one entertainment hub anymore. It could easily be seen that another round of console R&D in a declining market isn't worth doing and the resources would be better spent elsewhere.

And that's a problem if you like AAA gaming.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 03, 2015, 10:42:13 PM
My only real issue there is that if you basically tried the same strategy for the same type of product for the third time already, each time failing miserably, yet still expect it to work the fourth time around, you've long ago left the realm of sane and reasonable business decisions and are flat and square in "mad as a hatter" territory.

A sane corporate management structure abandons product strategies that provably don't work the third time around, especially when their competition keeps being much more successful in the same line of business by executing different product strategies.

That Microsoft keeps insisting on the "everything Windows, everywhere" strategy regardless of that strategy never having worked in any business for nearly two decades, while at the same time weakening their core business in the process, is utter madness.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 03, 2015, 10:48:19 PM
Their "strategy" - if you can even call it that - has always been about how to get Windows into product or market X instead of how to make a product X that is successful in a certain market, which is an ass-backwards way to try and expand your business. It has also not worked for MS 90% of the time and they've burned billions on that failed strategy.

A sane company would have stopped and tried to find out why long ago, Microsoft doesn't though. Which is insanity.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on January 03, 2015, 11:56:55 PM
Microsoft's problem is their internal culture, which leads to their fuckheaded approach to everything. They're top heavy and even after changing CEOs twice and the recent firing spree/rearrangement+ dropping stack rating, they're still too top heavy and all of their divisions compete against eachother. They have a top level vision for a unified everything, but their divisions are too busy slashing eachothers throats and there's no communication or proper top-down management to get everyone on the same page. They're so fucking disorganized it's almost like they don't even know what products they already have before launching new ones.

This is how stupid shit happens; like having to change the name of everything involved in Windows 8...a multibillion dollar corporation apparently can't be fucking bothered to check trademarks outside of the US. This is how Microsoft at one point had no less than 3 different public cloud storage services that all did the same thing. This is why they wasted over a billion earth dollars on Skype, and why they're going to rebrand their mature internally-developed enterprise chat/conference system Lync as Skype for Business...and I guaran-fucking-tee that at least the initial version of "Skype for Business" will literally not work with the actual skype network. This is why everything has 20 SKUs and it's confusing as fuck to find what you need.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on January 04, 2015, 07:55:06 AM
My only real issue there is that if you basically tried the same strategy for the same type of product for the third time already, each time failing miserably, yet still expect it to work the fourth time around, you've long ago left the realm of sane and reasonable business decisions and are flat and square in "mad as a hatter" territory.
The 360 didn't fail miserably. The Wii won that console generation, but the 360 was arguably in second which is really first as far as "real" consoles go. The problem with the XBone is that they went for this "replace the cable box" bullshit instead of just doubling down on the 360's successes (dudebro shooters, really good online play, lower price than Sony).


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 04, 2015, 04:54:55 PM
I was talking about the "One Windows to rule them all" strategy. The 360 wasn't part of that.

Also with the billions spent on R&D, business development for the Xbox division and subsidizes on the console itself and the Xbox live ecosystem it's not really a roaring commercial success either. After ten years in the market MS has barely managed to break even on all the money spent on the Xbox.

Then they pissed everything away with TV, TV, TV, mandatory kinect and "this box will run Windows 8 apps" and firing/reassigning everyone responsible for the success of the 360. Because the 360 wasn't part of the Windows ecosystem but the successor had to be.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on January 05, 2015, 02:47:45 AM
Their "strategy" - if you can even call it that - has always been about how to get Windows into product or market X instead of how to make a product X that is successful in a certain market, which is an ass-backwards way to try and expand your business. It has also not worked for MS 90% of the time and they've burned billions on that failed strategy.

This is exactly right.

MS has always used the approach of evaluating everything by potential upside to the company as a whole assuming everything goes well, but without considering why in the world everything would go well. It's the "if this thing catches on Windows will penetrate a totally new market yay" approach, without thinking "wait, why would this piece of junk catch on?"

There are so many MS products hobbled by this. XB1 is an obvious one. Window CE / Windows phone another. Even their search engines have been hobbled by this, returning windows-centric results  - remember when windows search just wouldn't report any real media files? The end result is you use Windows Search or MS Search or Live Search or Bing or whatever they're calling it once or twice, it sucks, and you go back to using google. But an MS exec is thinking "oh man, our search returns windows-centric results so it'll be a gold mine if only it catches on!"

XBox / 360 were not huge financial successes but they did well in their markets (360 much more so), in part because those teams were fairly autonomous. Whereas the XB1 team was much more part of the MS grand strategy. It's classic "imagine if this catches on" MS thinking.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Hawkbit on January 05, 2015, 08:21:23 AM
Microsoft's problem is their internal culture, which leads to their fuckheaded approach to everything. They're top heavy and even after changing CEOs twice and the recent firing spree/rearrangement+ dropping stack rating, they're still too top heavy and all of their divisions compete against eachother. They have a top level vision for a unified everything, but their divisions are too busy slashing eachothers throats and there's no communication or proper top-down management to get everyone on the same page. They're so fucking disorganized it's almost like they don't even know what products they already have before launching new ones.


The handful of people I've met that used to work for MS indicate the company actively pits groups against each other, with the idea that competition breeds innovation.  I think they're one of the groups that does a 10% bottom performance culling each year (not 100% positive on that, but I think so). 


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Teleku on January 05, 2015, 09:23:52 AM
So basically then, 'fear breeds innovation.'   :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Paelos on January 05, 2015, 09:28:36 AM
So basically then, 'fear breeds innovation.'   :awesome_for_real:

There's two sides to that. Fear breeds innovation, as does boredom. People also make some big advances when they can afford to fail.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on January 05, 2015, 10:47:15 AM
I don't think fear breeds innovation, it breeds a safety mentality and a mindset of "the standing nail is driven".  Don't take a chance because odds are that you'll fuck up and be on the street.  In an environment of fear, you'd best become a toady of a powerful person and espouse the ideas that have the most buy-in already.

I remember reading somewhere that the guy at 3M who developed the PostIt note spent three years dicking around with it by himself before coming up with something workable.  Is this just a corporate fairy tale from the Brothers Hands-Off?  Not sure but I think that's possibly a great route to innovation.  I don't know anyone that is truly creative when they are stressed or tired.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on January 05, 2015, 01:07:41 PM
I was talking about the "One Windows to rule them all" strategy. The 360 wasn't part of that.

Actually, the whole history of the X-Box in all varieties has been about making "One set-top box to rule them all," starting with the original X-Box. They've been trying to do that since what... WebTV? The problem they ran into is that their end goal (a Microsoft box controlling the television in every living room) wasn't something consumers wanted and by the time they got to the technology that could DO all that... consumers had already found they didn't want or need one set-top box to rule them all, especially not one that sucked, tracked their every movement and cost $600. They had failed to adapt their end goal to what consumers want, instead trying to force what they wanted on consumers. Which is exactly how they fucked up with Windows 8.

We see how well that went.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on January 05, 2015, 01:44:32 PM
Microsoft's problem is their internal culture, which leads to their fuckheaded approach to everything. They're top heavy and even after changing CEOs twice and the recent firing spree/rearrangement+ dropping stack rating, they're still too top heavy and all of their divisions compete against eachother. They have a top level vision for a unified everything, but their divisions are too busy slashing eachothers throats and there's no communication or proper top-down management to get everyone on the same page. They're so fucking disorganized it's almost like they don't even know what products they already have before launching new ones.
The handful of people I've met that used to work for MS indicate the company actively pits groups against each other, with the idea that competition breeds innovation.  I think they're one of the groups that does a 10% bottom performance culling each year (not 100% positive on that, but I think so).  
Microsoft used to "stack rank" their employees. That ended November 2013 (http://www.theverge.com/2013/11/12/5094864/microsoft-kills-stack-ranking-internal-structure). This Vanity Fair article (http://www.vanityfair.com/business/2012/08/microsoft-lost-mojo-steve-ballmer#) was the first to bring attention to it in the mainstream media (the stack ranking parts starts at the end of page 3). A former Microsoft manager wrote a first-hand experience (http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2013/08/microsoft_ceo_steve_ballmer_retires_a_firsthand_account_of_the_company_s.html) about how it worked for Slate as well.



Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rasix on January 05, 2015, 01:48:37 PM
That still occurs here.  It's toxic and the managers hate it.  Plus as you shrink, it gets even worse.  Fired all the shitty people? Productive, above average performers are the new shitty people.   :awesome_for_real:

It works well for me since they can't get me a band promotion.  I'm compared against people that basically work for me.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/82533/shrug.gif)

edit: Err, wait.  Ours isn't equivalent.  It's just on a person/job band system, not divisions.  That's fucking awful.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Torinak on January 05, 2015, 03:31:38 PM
Microsoft used to "stack rank" their employees. That ended November 2013 (http://www.theverge.com/2013/11/12/5094864/microsoft-kills-stack-ranking-internal-structure). This Vanity Fair article (http://www.vanityfair.com/business/2012/08/microsoft-lost-mojo-steve-ballmer#) was the first to bring attention to it in them mainstream media (the stack ranking parts starts at the end of page 3). A former Microsoft manager wrote a first-hand experience (http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2013/08/microsoft_ceo_steve_ballmer_retires_a_firsthand_account_of_the_company_s.html) about how it worked for Slate as well.

I've worked with dozens, if not hundreds, of former Microsoft employees (mostly software developers, some PMs, some managers), and pretty much all of them knew about stack ranking.

Microsoft's use of stack ranking in a zero-sum fashion was highly toxic, and pretty common of how companies use it. Punishing the bottom group of performers every year when comparing them against a smallish set of peers creates a strong disincentive to help others on one's team and sends a message that the company doesn't know how to hire or manage people. Pretending that it's a secret makes it even worse, because good performers who don't know how to work the system end up getting screwed. I know of multiple cases where superstars and near-superstars found it much easier and better to just leave Microsoft for a competitor rather than try to figure out how to work within Microsoft's screwed-up evaluation system. There was no official way for Microsoft to recognize that some teams are just incredibly strong ("everybody wins") because it was all zero-sum, so the strong teams tended to dissolve (and head to competitors) over time.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on January 06, 2015, 11:18:49 PM
What irritates me is that by the time MS and the silicon valley IT companies really got into stack ranking the system was already dead and buried and on the way out. After it blew up quite spectacularly in GE's face and led to countless lawsuits and a re-evaluation of Jack Welch's reign as head of GE it was shown that the system didn't work and that the benefits Welch had shown were largely statistical trickery and outright lies. It was also heavvily used to profile employees for gender, race and age - hence the lawsuits. It also destroyed the corporate culture of GE and led to a huge employee turnover rate.

By the time there also existed a lot of studies that demonstrated the lack of effectiveness of stack ranking and how negatively it affected company culture, teamwork, turnover rate and employee morale. Yet MS implemented the system anyway and it took them over a decade and experiencing all of the negative effects to scarp it. That#s although the people responsible for bringing it to MS could have realized after thinking it over that stack ranking might be a bad idea.

What I don't get is not necessarily why MS has lots and lots of bad ideas, that could simply be par for the course in a volatile business like software. I don't get why they fall in love with those bad ideas, marry them and have kids with them and only let go of them after a messy divorce and a multi-year long custody battle. MS simply can't let go of ideas or products that don't work unless it has spent billions and decades on multiple attempts at it. They also do lots of stuff that at one point should have been shot down by common sense as "this shit won't work, ever".


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on January 07, 2015, 05:49:20 AM
GE had a reason to use stack ranking though.  They wanted to reduce their workforce, and with that purpose it makes *some* sense.  It doesn't make sense once you want to keep the number of employees the same or grow though.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on January 07, 2015, 09:42:52 AM
Companies have terrible ideas all the time, since these come from the leadership within that company.  An idea might be shown to be bad but since it belongs to someone, that someone will defend it so that they do not look bad also.  There isn't a free marketplace of ideas anymore than there is a free marketplace for refrigerators or television; ultimately it is mostly driven by politics and you will have to trust that the leader is competent or has enough opposition from good ideas that the shit is driven out.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on January 07, 2015, 10:26:34 AM
If the person who came up with the idea is anyone from middle management level up, ideas aren't bad until the person who came up with the idea is already gone from the company, or the idea has failed so spectacularly and publicly that even the shitstain who thought it up and fought for it to the death realizes it was a bad fucking idea.

This is the Way of the Corporate Douche.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rokal on February 17, 2015, 04:23:13 PM
The one E3 game announcement for Xbone that seemed to interest anyone on F13, Phantom Dust, has been put on hiatus and the developer shut down (http://kotaku.com/studio-behind-phantom-dust-reboot-shuts-down-1686398613). You can rest assured that your pennies are now safe and you will not have a reason to buy an Xbone for the next several years. Unless you want to play rehashes of dudebro shooters.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Trippy on February 17, 2015, 04:56:29 PM
That article implies it's still being worked on.

Also fix your link.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rokal on February 17, 2015, 07:16:03 PM
Fixed the link. I'd take the "development continues" claim with a grain of salt. It's what publishers say when they don't want to rile up fans or investors over a cancelled project: better to let interest fizzle out due to lack of news than to confirm that something anticipated will never see the light of day. Alternatively, we'll see Phantom Dust (despite the developer of the game shutting down, MS presumably being unhappy with the results, and the game starting over from scratch) right around the same time we see The Last Guardian, another game that is "still being actively developed" despite not having been seen or talked about for over 6 years at this point. Literally, Sony PR just confirmed today that it is "still being worked on" despite having let the trademark lapse a second time and the major staff on the project leaving the company years ago.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on February 18, 2015, 01:10:36 PM
I was always confident that a Phantom Dust sequel would be awful.  Personally, I enjoyed the music a tremendous amount, as well as the general atmosphere.  That was something that was almost certainly not going to survive into the new version.

I still have a Olde Xboxe somewhere in the house, anyway.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on February 18, 2015, 01:23:06 PM
Godddddddd I loved Phantom Dust. So this, despite being sad, is excellent news.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Hawkbit on February 19, 2015, 02:15:50 PM
Snagged a new 3DSXL by change the store near me got a few.  Pretty excited to play Xenoblade Chronicles on it in April.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Hawkbit on February 19, 2015, 04:18:18 PM
Is the New 3DSXL worth the upgrade from a previous 3DSXL?

Overall, it's pretty much the same device and I won't directly recommend the upgrade. Yet.

Pros:
Required for some future games such as Xenoblade Chronicles.
Loads faster between menus, maybe 2x faster?
3D is MUCH improved; device or head can be moved and the effect is retained. Still not perfect, but much better.
It has a C stick which I haven't used yet.
The screens appear slightly more crisp, though not sure if that's just my perception.
Button and cartridge slot placement appears better.

Cons:
The color black on the case to Nintendo is more like #363636, not #000000. I wished I would have gone red instead.
The case is glossy, not matte like the previous version.
It uses mSD, not SD like the original 3DSXL, so my data won't directly transfer unless I get a converter.
** No AC adapter (big fuck you to Nintendo on this). Luckily Amazon USB->DS cables are $6.00.
Turn off Auto-Brightness, which adapts to the surrounding light. It kept dimming and brightening while I was playing.

I have Majora's Mask on order and the upgrade only cost me $100, so it's worth it to me. At full price? I would have waited.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on February 19, 2015, 07:37:15 PM
I'm playing Monster Hunter 4 and it's pretty good but it may as well have a boxing glove with the words "fuck off" pop out of the DS and hit you in the face with how impenetrable it is.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Jeff Kelly on February 19, 2015, 11:11:33 PM
Have they improved the hinges on the new 3ds?

The ones on the current modesl are pretty flimsy and wobbly.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Margalis on February 19, 2015, 11:56:58 PM
I'm playing Monster Hunter 4 and it's pretty good but it may as well have a boxing glove with the words "fuck off" pop out of the DS and hit you in the face with how impenetrable it is.

Play with someone who knows what they're doing. It's the only way!

The "Gaijin Hunter" videos are pretty good as well.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT84SVapAfSSD_iMfpKbFbA


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rokal on February 20, 2015, 10:01:47 AM
I also heard the textures were higher quality if you were playing MH4 on New 3DS, which was surprising. It's the only game I've heard of with any visual differences though, so far.

I'll probably pick one up eventually for the head-tracking 3D effect, which may finally make the 3D usable in games like Mario 3D Land.

Here's the texture examples if anyone is curious. It's the same monster, the jaw just looks so different because it's been broken in one of the images.

Regular 3DSXL:




New 3DSXL:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Hawkbit on February 20, 2015, 12:07:44 PM
Have they improved the hinges on the new 3ds?

The ones on the current modesl are pretty flimsy and wobbly.

Twofold answer.

The hinges feel less wobbly back and forth; mine old 3dsXL always had a half-inch floppy place where it didn't click into place. The new one feels better in that regard, but it now has a weird gap in the hinge sides, so the top screen has an sixteenth-inch gap that it shifts left to right. Hard to describe, though I think it's a tad more annoying than the previous hinge problem.

My biggest complaint with the physical design in the case plastic seems far thinner. In fact, my case has little dimples in the plastic where the innards attach at different parts. I *think* it's because the cases are supposed to be interchangable, but it just doesn't seem as solid of a device as previous models.

I played OOT a bit last night. The textures weren't better, but the screens are a bit more crisp and feel like they have more color in them.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on September 15, 2015, 06:20:01 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/xsHn3

heh


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on September 16, 2015, 07:05:34 AM
Wii = hentai = LOL


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Shannow on September 16, 2015, 07:24:06 AM
I'm curious about the 1% of users over 65. First off that anyone over 50 uses a console, two that they are using it to access porn.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on September 16, 2015, 07:56:15 AM
Old people need to rub one out too.  :why_so_serious:


Ewww.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Rendakor on September 16, 2015, 10:16:30 AM
I've got a 60 year old coworker who got his email account compromised because he browsed unsafe porn on his cell phone.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on September 16, 2015, 12:40:20 PM
I do not understand purposefully browsing any visual media on a cell phone. Particularly sports or pr0n.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on September 16, 2015, 01:01:27 PM
Damn kids and their pocket computers!

(http://static1.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/t/546a04c5e4b0dd43b54773cd/1416234181871/)


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on September 16, 2015, 03:23:19 PM
The original article (http://www.youporn.com/world/gamers-consoles-searches/) is quite an interesting, if not hillarious read.

Graphically it's SFW, the words on the page though are not NSFW.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: stray on September 16, 2015, 05:02:44 PM
I do not understand purposefully browsing any visual media on a cell phone. Particularly sports or pr0n.

pr0n makes a lot of sense.  :why_so_serious:

Not sure about sports.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on September 16, 2015, 06:24:56 PM
I want to know what the deal is with WiiU porn browsers using the "instructional" tag


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Sir T on September 16, 2015, 06:37:41 PM
Because they are teaching people the art of love.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on September 17, 2015, 05:27:15 AM
I feel like the Vita is under-represented.  For some reason.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on September 17, 2015, 05:55:08 AM
I want to know what the deal is with WiiU porn browsers using the "instructional" tag

So funny story somewhat related to this.

The startup my friends and I started is called Joicaster, and we sometimes call it JOI for short.  Well google analytics kept showing an abnormal amount of people come to the site from google by searching for JOI, but almost all of them left right away.  We were confused until we found out that JOI stands for Jerk Off Instruction, and apparently a lot of people look for videos on it.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Hawkbit on September 17, 2015, 07:02:28 AM
So are you planning to change the name or the product direction?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on September 17, 2015, 07:12:39 AM
Haha! Jerk Off Instructions are videos of people (mostly women) telling YOU the watcher how to jerk off. Basically ordering you to do it and how to do it. And yes, I was going to ask what Hawkbit asked  :why_so_serious:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: KallDrexx on September 17, 2015, 07:13:53 AM
Eh, most people dont' refer to us with the shorthand joi, and we have yet to meet any potential customers that does livestreaming that even thought about the JOI acronym, so for now we are just going to leave it.  Hell most friends we've joked about it with never even knew there was a sexual acronym for JOI.  We also don't ever refer to the product publicaly as joi, always Joicaster.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Pennilenko on September 17, 2015, 07:15:39 AM
Haha! Jerk Off Instructions are videos of people (mostly women) telling YOU the watcher how to jerk off. Basically ordering you to do it and how to do it. And yes, I was going to ask what Hawkbit asked  :why_so_serious:

You seem to know quite a bit about this particular topic... :grin:


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: stray on September 17, 2015, 07:23:57 AM
I've run across one of those. That's what it for? I thought it was some weird "Gonzo" shit or something.

What kind of retard needs to learn how to jerk off?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Merusk on September 17, 2015, 08:07:42 AM
From the description Falc gave it's not about learning. It's about being told what to do, being dominated.

Some folks are tops, some are bottoms, lots are both.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on September 17, 2015, 08:17:40 AM
Haha! Jerk Off Instructions are videos of people (mostly women) telling YOU the watcher how to jerk off. Basically ordering you to do it and how to do it. And yes, I was going to ask what Hawkbit asked  :why_so_serious:

You seem to know quite a bit about this particular topic... :grin:

Not a user of that, and definitely not a mainstream porn expert at all. But some of my friends are sex workers and they keep me up to date.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: stray on September 17, 2015, 08:18:26 AM
From the description Falc gave it's not about learning. It's about being told what to do, being dominated.

Some folks are tops, some are bottoms, lots are both.

I don't know what to say then.


It's a sad day when dudebros at bodybuilding.com is a source for anything remotely normal these days.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on September 24, 2015, 05:48:46 AM
Not a user of that, and definitely not a mainstream porn expert at all. But some of my friends are sex workers and they keep me up to date.

Like with product demos?  Your life seems to be filled with nudity.  I envy you.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Falconeer on September 24, 2015, 06:18:08 AM
I think it just has to do with where your idea of society and 'norms' lead you. Mine led me there.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Azazel on September 24, 2015, 04:58:05 PM
Well, I've read your grief title...


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: MahrinSkel on September 24, 2015, 07:43:07 PM
Vanilla JOI isn't even the weirdest: Look up "Cock Hero", if you want to see your pastimes collide in a squicky way.

Do I even need to give that an NSFW warning? Don't look it up anywhere you might have to explain it.

--Dave


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Cyrrex on September 24, 2015, 10:27:24 PM
Wait...what version of Cock Hero means anything other than a guy in a cape with his ding dong standing at attention?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on September 25, 2015, 05:18:22 AM
Is this like dick chicken?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Sir T on September 25, 2015, 08:48:42 AM
I imagine there is a lot of air cock.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on September 25, 2015, 08:51:26 AM
Is this like dick chicken?

There is no winner in dick chicken.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Fabricated on October 16, 2015, 07:34:10 AM
This is the original article but since it's WSJ it's behind a paywall:

http://www.wsj.com/articles/nintendo-begins-distributing-software-kit-for-new-nx-platform-1444996588?cb=logged0.1358226218726486

Not linking to regurgitators however. Short version is that the new Nintendo NX is apparently a console/handheld hybrid. So basically like a souped up WiiU where you can actually take the controller away and use it as a handheld on its own without the base station.

Uh, god speed Nintendo.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: HaemishM on October 16, 2015, 08:19:10 AM
So yet another console I can fucking ignore. Good.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on October 16, 2015, 08:32:22 AM
The most important, or perhaps the only relevant question: Will it get Pokemon?


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: schild on October 16, 2015, 10:12:10 AM
Pokemon has made no major changes since I was a teenager.

On it's face, I love the idea of the series. In practice, it's basically Zynga making an RPG at this point.


Title: Re: Well, my dad works at Nintendo and~: Console Wars Horseshit Megathread
Post by: Yegolev on October 16, 2015, 11:29:04 AM
Yes, but if Nintendo makes a handheld and doesn't put Pokemon on it, it will sell about eleven units.