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You have until June 7th, and I mean it this time.  Really!

We're behind schedule because I didn't want to declare winners by fiat, but I really don't have much choice as I want this thing completed.  I declared IainC the winner in his match against Haemish, and myself the winner against Strazos.  Though I didn't plan it this way, the two teams who advanced in this fashion will now actually play one another so there will be some justice in this regard.  The highest ranks play the lowest from the opposing division, but I was forced to give Comstar and Teleku a rematch.

At the end of this round we will be left with three teams.  The team with the most TDs over the course of the entire tournament automatically advances to the final match.  The other two teams have to play against one another in a qualifier.  As it stands IainC, and Comstar are tied at 13 TDs, but Comstar has 12 and Ulysees isn't far behind with 11.  



The rules:


Final Regular Season Standings
Keebler Division
1. I Break Easy (Ulysees) (WoE)                         3-0-2 (9pts, 12TDs)
2. Labor Day (Llyse) (HiE)                                  3-0-0 (9pts, 13TDs)
3. Haute Couture (Ruvaldt) (HiE)                        2-1-1 (7pts, 7TD)
4. Guild of Fools (Eldaec) (PrE)                           1-0-1 (3pts, 3TD)
5. Elf Hatred (Gruntle) (DaE)                              1-0-2 (3pts, 2TDs)
6. The Pale Horses (Haemish) (DaE)                    0-1-3 (1pts, 7TDs)



Keebler regular season schedule:

North Pole Division
1. Considerably Elfier (IainC) (HiE)                       3-0-2 (9pts, 13TDs)
2. Chris Dane Owens Fan Club (Teleku) (DaE)      3-0-1 (9pts, 12TDs)
3. Ponyelves II (Comstar) (PrE)                          2-0-1 (6pts, 13TDs)
4. Here Be DWAGONS (Strazos) (HiE)                 1-1-0 (4pts, 3TDs)
5. Spiderland Reavers (Megrim) (DaE)                  1-0-2 (3pts, 15TDs)
6. Morningwood Packers (Luckton) (WoE)           0-1-2 (1pt, 3TDs)





North Pole regular season schedule:

We had eight games out of thirty unplayed in the regular season; that's not bad, especially since the unplayed games were mostly from the same teams.  I know that not all of these games will get played, but I'll arbitrarily declare winners on the 10th because the season simply has to go on.  Not playing a game is both a good thing and a bad thing, of course.  If you're declared winner in absentia you'll get to advance, but you won't have the opportunity to get spps or recover injuries.

Luckton did you really scrap your elf team?

Essentially I was playing with mercenaries every game, and was not able to recover from my abysmal first outing with them, so yeah, they got scrapped.  Mea culpa to anyone that may find that to be in poor sport, but I honestly I have better things to do with my time than try and drudge a broken team through another round of matches that just make me want to toss kittens across the room.

That was one of the matches I figured wouldn't get played.

Wait, So we have May 10th to play all our preseason games?

No, just this round.  It's only one game.  Yours should be reasonably easy to arrange as well, judging by time zones.

Teleku's Fan Club crushed my Hatred with a score of a lot to 0 (I had the zero).
In the important stats, we inflicted only 3 injuries, but one of which was a death (from the first foul the blinkered ref decided to call).

And with that Elf Hatred slinks away from the competition in shame.

Played my match against Gruntle (though I didn't even realize it was the play offs.  Looks like I still need to play Strazos for my final regular season game).

4 - 0, Chris Dane Owens Fan Club wins the day (And it was almost 5-0 at the end due to a lone Witch elf crazily dodging through an army of elves, but just fell short at the goal line).

Gruntle spent most of the game lining up blocks (and very well!) against my team and beating the crap out of them.  However, he left the ball carrier vulnerable too often.  So instead of trying to fight back against his superior line, I ran around them and tackled the ball away.  Basically how the whole game went.  His hit dice were on fire and knocking my elves down left and right, but I managed to get away with only a few KO's and 2 non serious injuries.

Until the last drive.

Gruntle managed to get a witch elf on the ground and surrounded for a foul.  He had been fouling without much effect all game, but I rolled death on this one.  Thankfully I had saved my apoth all game just for such an occasion.  Unfortunately the apoth re-rolled to death.  This was on my veteran witch elf with block and 1 or 2 of the TD's in this game, leaving me with the witch elf I just bought, who has no spp.  Then of course the dead witch elf got MVP.

Can't complain to hard though, as I also had some great luck.  My final point came from a drive where I kicked, and started with a pitch invasion that took out FIVE elves from my already depleted team, only taking 2 of Gruntles.  He then swarmed the remains, and after that, only 3 elves stood standing.  He then had his one lone elf in the back field pick up the ball, run it forward, and try an almost point blank pass into a cage of elves.  Which he fumbled.  One of the remaining elves marked the elf standing next to the ball.  The 2nd, knocked him a way.  The 3rd, a witch elf near by, grabbed it and ran up field.  Next turn he surrounded her but was only able to push on the blitz (and pushed her to just within range of the TD line).  I then managed to dodge her through several tackle zones out of the middle of a cage to score.  I was pretty thrilled about that, and the crazy luck I had.  Until of course he killed that same witch elf next turn.

Doesn't look like I'll get my game vs Stratoz. Megrim I'm not sure about, but I'm playing someone tonight, I can't remember who.

Eldaec, I hope!  That's your playoff match.

I got my game vs Megrin - he won very easily vs my weakened team 3-1. Does that change the playoff outcome?

No, the play-offs are set already.  They were set on the 5th of May.  I'll count the TDs though for your team totals, and, of course, you get the spps, so the match was surely worth it in that way.  You're still scheduled to play Eldaec, and Megrim is still scheduled to play Llyse.

Comstar seems confused, was supposed to play him tonight, burt idk maybe Megrim is just cooler than me...

Comstar, can do same time tomorrow if you aren't able to come online shortly.

Will be playing Megrim in 11 hours as well

Pony elves 4 - 1 Guild of Fools

Scoreline flatters the guild. Oh god I am bad at elves.

Apologies to the teams I missed playing in the group stage - my availability has been terrible and unpredictable lately.

I got my game vs Eldrec.

You also currently hold the lead in TDs as well, Comstar, which may matter if you win your next game.

Speaking of which, I went ahead and advanced Ulysees to the next stage and gave his team the two TDs usually granted by a forfeit (which was also his season average).  I'd rather he had the opportunity to get some spps and/or run up the score, but then again, Ulysees was one of only two teams that played every game in the regular season anyway.

Labor Day goes down 1-2 against the Spiderland Reavers, in what was very much an un-elfy game.


I'll let Llyse fill in the rest, but I fouled a guy to death.

A lot of that going around.   :oh_i_see:

Yeah, I did that earlier in the season...

An upset!  Megrim advances to round 2.  

Now how was that an upset. He is fucking horrid.  :grin:

The tournament has resumed.  I declared winners by fiat.

Come and get it, IainC.  We'll see who is the elfiest.

megrim are you going to be around at the weekend? Pretty sure we have a horrible time difference so that will probably be the easiest time to play. I am UK based so GMT +0

I should be around on the weekend yea. Alternatively, if you are going to be on in a couple of hours, we could play then.

At work now and for the rest of this week (it is 8.40am here at the moment) so won't be able to play during the week until around 7pm UK time, 10 hours from now. At the weekend what time do you think you will be around so I can make sure I am free?

Will be around evenings until the weekend and then on Saturday. Sunday and onwards I'm in LA so won't have Bloodbowl access.

Erm, at the moment its all day Saturday. Sunday I'm not sure about.

Ok will aim for Saturday morning (9 -10am) my time should be around 7 - 8pm your time if I have my timezones correct.

I'm available in my afternoons and evenings Wed-Fri, but Saturday I can play at any time of the day.  At worst, we'll get it played then, IainC.  I think your evenings are a little early for me and I may still be at work.

Soooooooo, the 7th.....  :awesome_for_real:

I've been away a bunch, so I haven't had a chance to try playing to much these last 2 weeks.  Haven't seen comstar on though, and haven't heard anything from him.  We are at really bad time match ups however, so perhaps we can pull it off this weekend?

Yeah, I'm extending that, clearly.  IainC has been out of town this week as well so I haven't been able to play him either.  I caught up with him briefly last weekend, but there just wasn't time.  We'll get it done though.

Ulysees and I have not yet played, and its my fault. I was busy on the Monday/Tuesday he had off work. We will try to get the game played over the weekend, if you guys don't mind.

Will have to be Sunday morning for me this weekend Megrim, going to be busy until around 1pm Saturday UK time which I think might be a little late your side, but will check with you on Steam and hopefully catch you at the weekend.

Spiderland Reavers 5 - 1 I Break Easy

elves, lol

I Break Easy 1 - Spiderland Reavers 5

My Wood Elves got thoroughly schooled in my match with Megrim's Dak Elves. Not much worked for me in this match, my agi 5 lineman managed to flub easy passes twice for turnovers that megrim capitalised on to score touchdowns and I couldn't stop him scoring when I kicked to him and couldn't hold onto the ball when he kicked to me, though some of my order of play was quastionable at best and stupid at worst the scoreline does the match justice since Megrim played solidly and didn't make many mistakes whereas I was too reckless chasing touchdowns after finding myself 2 - 0 down in the first half.

Was a good match as is submitted on BBmanager, managed to get another dead elf on my side so all in all not a bad result really since the main aim is to kill the pointy eared bastards, just wish it would happen more often to my opponent than to me  :grin:

Well I'm glad that's over.

Yeah, lots of nuffle screwing going around on that one.  Bad luck to Comstar on several plays, and then bad luck to me on some GFI attempts and a critical throw.  Overall, my luck at injuring his players is probably what sealed it for me in the end.

So Commissioner, just your game left now!   :-P

Yep!  Also looks like Megrim may have pulled off quite a coup and gained the TD advantage unless Iain or I can unseat him.

We can play tonight if you are around Ruvaldt. Ping me on Steam when you are able. I should also be around all week in the evenings and all of next weekend too.

Sure, I'll be home this afternoon without a whole lot to do.

Or not.  The wife reminded me we're having friends over.  Well, I have the afternoon free every other day!

So hey guys, hows that game going?   :awesome_for_real:

I felt I should rez this thread just to taunt you all.  Come on, lets see if we can finish this!  I don't even REMEMBER how to play my dark elf team at this point anymore.  It will be hilarious!

You're right.  Let's finish this off.  IainC?  Where are you?  I'm up for a game this weekend.

I'm glad you brought this up, Teleku.  I thought about resurrecting it because I wanted to get another side league going, but didn't want to do it until this was finished.  Now I can create a new gimmick league in a few weeks!

I'm around this weekend. I had entirely forgotten that I was even in a playoff for this.

Well, it has been around nine months.  Understandable.

You can all stop holding your breath now. Ruvaldt won 3-0 as Nuffle kicked me repeatedly in the jimmies.

I kicked to him and he scored after a bit of a scrap with a standard pass and run play. We set up again and I got a bunch of Elves into his backfield, threw the ball to a marked receiver who was about 3 squares from the endzone. He caught it then failed his 2+ dodge to get away. I burnt a reroll and he failed that too. Ruvaldt recovered the ball, threw it back down and scored again on his last turn of the half.

For the second half I got the ball up in his half, lost it, recovered it again and then didn't pay attention to the clock after clearing a path for my runner to walk over the line. He was left just a few squares off the endzone with little support and Ruvaldt took him down and got the ball back again. I managed to recover the ball and had a third scoring chance but failed a GfI in the endzone. With that Ruvaldt had another chance and he took it, throwing the ball down the pitch again to a receiver. I had a desperation blitz but a red skull gave Ruvaldt a third TD on the whistle. I had decent block dice for the start and dreadful block dice in the second. Ruvaldt inflicted the only injuries and KOs in the entire game though.

So this match actually happened.

Haute Couture 3 - 0 Considerably Elfier

It was a tough match for IainC as nuffle seemed to taunt him throughout the match with favorable dice that yielded absolutely nothing, and then double 1s on anything that could lead to a TD.  I managed to take advantage of his failed gfis and dodges to pull off a 3 - 0 victory.

Per the rules for this league, we now have three contenders for the championship: Teleku, Megrim and myself.  The team with the highest TDs advances immediately to the championship round, while the other two coaches have to play each other in a final qualifier.  I just went through our teams to double check the TDs and the results are as follows:

Haute Couture: 14 TDs
Chris Dane Owens Fan Club: 14 TDs
Spiderland Reavers: 15 TDs

That means Megrim goes to the final while Teleku and I duke it out for the other spot.

Haute Couture 3 - 2 Chris Dane Owens Fan Club

In a match that went down to the wire, and was nearly in Teleku's hands, Haute Couture advances to the championship match against Megrim.

I'm getting some deja vu.

Well at least my team got 4 level ups out of it.   :awesome_for_real:

But yeah, was a tight match.  Threw it all away though when I had my witch elf charge an elf I didn't realize was +1 str, and I threw only pushes the first time, then promptly pushed him to an area where he had more strength than me.  I didn't choose to re-roll the dice results because I thought they were for me, but was the other way around.  Witch elf goes down, turn ends way early leaving ball running exposed.  All of his hit dice come through on the charge, and everything falls apart.  Going against his team though, it really drives in that mine needs waaaaay the fuck more blodge.

Wait, what? Who am I playing against? What's going onnnnnnn....

You're playing against me.

Congratulations!  You made it to a championship we all forgot existed.