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Title: Does anyone have $25 I can borrow? Post by: Shockeye on February 15, 2005, 12:59:20 PM Quote from: Kotaku Play with Kasumi's breasts for $25 (http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/only-in-japan/play-with-kasumis-breasts-for-25-033171.php) Is it just me or is Kasumi a big whore? You can buy the Dead or Alive babe’s bikini, her sexy poseable GoGo figurine, a “squishy” pillow that allows you to lay your head on her resplendent bosom and now a 3D gel mouse pad that lets you rest your wrist in-between her cleavage. A lovely bikini for your girlfriend. (Girlfriend not included.) Bend her, move her, touch her. Get a room! A little something for your bedroom. And a little something for your office. In case you’re not sure how to use the mousepad, the folks at ChestRest, who make them, have included some basic Dos and Don’ts. Do place your wrist between Kasumi’s well-endowed breasts. Don’t hug and then fall in love with Kasumi’s breasts. DON’T even think about placing her breasts against your crotch and then pumping your arm in the air while shouting: Woo! Woo! Woo! Why doesn’t she get it over with and start turning tricks at $20 a pop? You really need to visit the site to get the full flavor. Title: Re: Does anyone have $25 I can borrow? Post by: HaemishM on February 15, 2005, 01:05:11 PM (http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/images/kasumimousepad_lg.jpg)
The caption should say "And a little something for your orifice." Title: Re: Does anyone have $25 I can borrow? Post by: Llava on February 15, 2005, 01:07:06 PM You know... my girlfriend tolerates my video game obsession, all my role playing books, my stacks of comics, my overpriced "fantasy replica" swords... but I have a feeling this would just be one step beyond the realm of "That's great, sweetie" and treading into "You sick fuck" territory.
Title: Re: Does anyone have $25 I can borrow? Post by: Paelos on February 15, 2005, 01:57:06 PM You know... my girlfriend tolerates my video game obsession, all my role playing books, my stacks of comics, my overpriced "fantasy replica" swords... but I have a feeling this would just be one step beyond the realm of "That's great, sweetie" and treading into "You sick fuck" territory. Yeah hold onto her. |