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Since I don't feel like getting Schild to make a whole new Den just for EVE, I'm just going to stick posts that are Denworthy in here.

This thread is an object lesson in what not to do. Heed it.

P.S. One line of fofofo in local.

P.P.S. Today we dine in NOL.  Was that fast enough for you this time?

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Oh that's a good smiley, I'm going to save that one.

The only anime -A- will accept is doujinshi, so the term 'all' isn't appropriate and I ask you to retract it!

Cartoons are for children

I think that game designers should design a race in their game after the goonswarm concept.

Clowns would look odd in space!

On a personal level....

FUCK THAT BUS DRIVER THAT LEFT 5 MINUTES EARLY LEAVIONG ME STUCK IN A HOTEL LAST NIGHT SO I COULD NOT RAPE!!! GAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

I'm on all weekend. Fuck sleep.

You don't always read preceding posts :colbert:

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Endie beat you to that one, T. :awesome_for_real:

Also, your command of grammar and spelling puts you above many Americans I've had the displeasure to be exposed to.

I am continually embarrassed at how horrible "native" speakers of the language are here.

Maybe someday we'll decide education is important, and start teaching people how to communicate again.

Language changes.

No. Americans cutting the 'u' out of words because you're a bunch of lazy retards is language evolving. What some people do to the english language on the internet should be classified as a crime against humanity.

Can we put the anglophile mutual admiration society and grammar slapfight in Syndicate and get on with talking about the war?  2 fucking years of this thread, with the most dramatic and epic events ever seen in an MMO currently unfolding their conclusion, and you dipshits are cluttering it up with arguments over American vs. British spelling and punctuation?  Sod off, you wankers.

--Dave

You keep on keepin' on T Rez. Advice and analysis such as this, which is just as superb as that you've been feeding to AAA have been a godsend from the perspective of our campaign. Don't let anyone ever get you down.

heya darius!  did you enjoy seeing the guy on -a- forums accuse me of being a goon spy whose mission is to destroy -a- morale? :V

Um, Emperor Dano?

http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/322149 

So I shouldn't shoot you next time?

You know - I was just going to target you... But

i had logged off without honor to escape death but got caught by the slayer :(

we had to make sure kenzoku didnt steal all the killmails!

MY CEO  :why_so_serious:

Nervous Energy
Irregular Apocalypse
Little Rascal
Youthful Indiscretion

and so on, and so forth.

Bad Teeth?

List of ships (The Culture) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ships_(The_Culture)) ?

-edit- How u werk hyperlink

LOLZ  :why_so_serious:

Shouldn't that be rather No Longer Bad Teeth :grin:

Actually, 18. Still didn't stop you from bringing twice as many people.

Most of those alliances are pet alliances with 200 chars in them (hi BeachBoys), so well, yeah. Horrible blobbing indeed.

What do you expect attacking us in our home space?  :awesome_for_real:

And I remember a time when BOB claimed everyone needed 3 to one odds against them to win.  :why_so_serious:

But *Inserts bogus rationalization that BOB always used to show that they were actually outnumbered even when their own kill board showed them outnumbering the opposition by 50%*  :grin:

You're both wrong, it's 17.  And you shouldn't mock Beachboys.  They are the only alliance I can find in Kenny and Barbie not to be losing numbers hand over fist.  They also have sov in Delve, which is more than can be said for Kenny :oh_i_see:.

Seriously, though: those 18 alliances and un-allianced corps have more numbers than we have on our side, as could be seen early on when we were outnumberd in Euro timezones.  It's not our fault that we chose PvPing allies who stick by us while Kenny chose a mixture of self-interested dilettantes and leeches like, well, CIC.

Don't you think you should have made allies instead of, you know, pets?

And not relied on the opposition lagging out and you still bieng able to shoot to win?

They're also #47 at Evemaps, vs Kenzoku's #51.  You really should respect your betters.  :oh_i_see:

But in all seriousness, being dismissive towards "pets" didn't get you very far in the end.

Want my opinion on your allies that you are so dismissive of? This is part of a conversation I had with an Exe guy in local today...

[ 2009.03.08 14:43:23 ] Himo Amasacia > Its not as much a joke as Exe still obeying the ordered of shrike
[ 2009.03.08 14:43:31 ] exe guy > :D
[ 2009.03.08 14:43:50 ] Himo Amasacia > seriously battered wife syndrome does not even cut it any more
[ 2009.03.08 14:44:06 ] exe guy > .p
[ 2009.03.08 14:44:32 ] Himo Amasacia > he its not my $14 a minth
[ 2009.03.08 14:44:46 ] exe guy > but?
[ 2009.03.08 14:45:11 ] Himo Amasacia > but what?
[ 2009.03.08 14:45:18 ] exe guy > so who pays it
[ 2009.03.08 14:46:22 ] Himo Amasacia > you do. you pay $14 to be lead into disaster after disaster by a bunch of idiots in kenny. What you do with your money is not my buisness but sheesh
[ 2009.03.08 14:46:42 ] exe guy > hgmm
[ 2009.03.08 14:46:57 ] exe guy > so what should i do?
[ 2009.03.08 14:47:42 ] Himo Amasacia > You want to know the truth? EXE is worth 10 of Kenny/ What you should have done is gone fuck BOB and went off and carved yoru own empire long ago
[ 2009.03.08 14:48:09 ] Himo Amasacia > You had determination and enthusiasm. you and atlas could have teamed up and gone somewhere unrelated to the war
[ 2009.03.08 14:48:49 ] Himo Amasacia > YOu could have still shot goons. that fair enough but you riding BOBs coattails is so fucking tragic its not funny
[ 2009.03.08 14:48:58 ] Himo Amasacia > and thats my honest opinion dude
[ 2009.03.08 14:49:04 ] exe guy > thank you

Now I know who I should call primary first  :awesome_for_real:

Funniest thing is, goon's no mercy will be given policy is the only thing holding EXE with BOB*:P


*sry, too lazy to write kensomething

Am I supposed to be intimidated of bieng called primary by Kenny with the amount of battles I've been in with them? Besides they already know who I am and they called me primary for a month solid in this war and they never got me till I got lazy. (Love the agility of the mega)

And btw we have been hearing lots of people reporting that EXE really has no idea why they are still allied with Kenny and one of their FCs said straight out in local to one of ours that he has no idea why EXE are following Kenny orders. EXE knows as well as we do if they get clear, they will be fine. Kenny needs EXE, but EXE has no need of Kenny.

Anyway, just chased a 70 Man Kenny gang away from NOL with 30 people (killed 5 or 6 hacs and BCs and lost a destroyer, 2 frigs and an interceptor) and then bridged them onto another 100 man Kenny lead gang with even numbers (when you add the TCf gang already there) and Kenny fled rather than fight. Sometimes you have to realize you lose more running than standing and fighting.

http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1029128&page=1

Post here ^^. We're trying to work out what to call these idiots.

So far -A-StainScaCovenAtlasKenExeSkunk (ASSCAKES) is winning.

haha I love crapheap: http://scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=25103&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=225

Some goku faggot comes in crowing about k:d ratios, shadoo points out most of the kills were newbie t1 frigates and the retard mods step in immediately to stop "numbers trolling". I don't know how people can read that shit, half of that forum is people accusing each other of caod-posting (which is ironically a better forum)

edit, War update: We had some trouble in H74, so much for the magic of sov three and jammers. Their BS fleet took down our jammer without a hassle. Only had one active titan who had to leave to eat lunch, wondering where the heck all our other titans were. I've yet to see a goon titan dd a hostile fleet. After all the whining during the first delve invasion about jammers + titans, if we fail to do the same to them it would be pretty funny.

Too much mmo not enough game, proceeding to avoid EvE like the plague  :awesome_for_real:

Thought for the day: You can tell t20 was the previous UI designer from how badly the POS set-up functionality is.
Using 'functionality' in the loosest possibly sense of the word.

Nothing tragic about it, don't have to read his posts anymore

Stop there.  Hopefully this will get dropped in Syndicate (both your post and this response).  A soldier killed himself and as a member of Goonswarm the irony of his public eulogization by The Mittani is not lost on me.  But don't speak ill of the dead because they pissed on your internet spaceships cheerios.

--Dave

His 'suicide' was a coverup. I believe he was killed by an ex-member of RISE + Smoske's dad

The guy is dead.  Lay off.

Kind of a bland article by mittani's standards.

huge tragedy about roy from ca dying though, many here in goonfleet are torn up about it. v. sad

The irony is not lost on me or any of the other readers. Stop it. And, if you're going to troll, try using some originality - not what's been bouncing around gf.com for weeks now.

This.

 :uhrr:

You should have your eyes checked.

Careface at you.

STUPIDS PUBBIES OWNZER GRANDMA BLAH BLAH

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WTA Period Basis

Starting bid 10b isk
Minimal increment 1b
No reserve, buyout hidden, sniper rule 10 mins

Confirming this char will receive isk. GOGOGO  :awesome_for_real:

im truley sorry for your lots

why are your FCs in BS or whatever getting primaried out of the fight instead of in covops

i saw that coming from a mile away, this alliance is run by literal retards

IT Alliance (terrible name imo), Triumvirate, StainWagon and AAA are all the same in my opinion.

Making sorry excuses for their losses and just generally making you hope they are stomped into the ground. Not that there are not good people among them, but they are the kind that makes the game go stale and will resort to cheating and breaking the EULA.

From CAOD - just sayin!

You do realize this was posted by Loike? The same guy who bailed from -A- because he got bored by CTAs, then bailed from TRI because he wanted his own corp but couldn't have it? Are you really sure you want to cite him as a source :) ?

Meester: Say what now? Actually, nevermind. Not going down that path as it's just laughable.

EDIT: Baiting. 15 minutes.

Well Mollie seems to be getting delve back, so to compensate him for owning a region with NPC space in it...

We already have another thread (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=17757.0), in which I was right in the tenth reply (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=17757.msg698973#msg698973).  :oh_i_see:

Hey Viper, how's your carrier alt doing in the elite PvP alliance Cry Havoc? All going well?

It's still funny how goons say everyone else is ~elite~ when they do something stupid and you manage to capitalize on it, while you lament about being such a "terrible alliance" and all. Do people actually buy that shit?

Also, I was stuck with an undock timer so I couldn't jump in B)

Are you kidding?  We can't even stop at a gate without half our fleet jumping through and our main FC contradicts himself so often that most of the fleet counts to 10 before warping anywhere.   We are that bad.

I guess you just answered his question. :awesome_for_real:

We are pretty bad at Eve, but fortunately most of those we fight are worse.  The fact that we are open about our levels of inability makes the fact that we win most wars (except under or against Karttoon, arf) all the more hideous for those we fight.  If their leaderships persist in parroting our own propaganda to their members about how easy things will be against the terrible goons then it's their own fault when their alliances shatter after they lose.

Specific to what you say, we mock people who paint themselves as "elite PvPers" when they lose to us, because it demonstrates the ridiculous nature of their assertions.

I'm not quite sure how many alliances take themselves seriously enough to call themselves "elite pvpers" anymore except those faggots living in Delve, the same "elite pvp" bullshit was dropped when PL evac'd Fountain and I never really understood it, especially since we were probably more terrible than the people we were fighting against (certainly less terrible than SOT). To me it was always more of a "haha everyone thinks you guys 0wn but we just killed you so we'll say you 0wn and we suck because that'll make us look good even though we say we're bad hahaha 0wned scrub".

If you honestly think that is why it's useful then you should go back and re-read the last sentence of my first paragraph.

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315,000 views. About as much as my T and A thread ;) J/K , T&A at 180,000

See you in the den  :awesome_for_real:

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I love a woman in uniform.  :grin:

Yeah, I agree actually. That occurred to me last night after I had turned the computer off. If that happens it will be interesting to see if AAA wake up and fight or collapse about as fast as BOB did.

I seriously doubt IT will repay all the Help AAA reluctantly gave him. Its more likely they will take the opportunity to take over Querious completely while AAA has its hands full and can offer no resistance. No resistance is the kind of fight Mollie likes.

Ugh.

First point: it took us three fucking years to kill Bob, and even after they lost their name and all their sov they didn't give up for over 3 months, so give over with that Bitter Dog, revisionist posting.

And IT kicked AAA out of Querious, without any real resistance for a variety of reasons, some time ago.  Only a tiny number of Querious systems are held by anyone except IT, and offhand I think almost all of those are IT-aligned Nulli Secunda. The rest will be IT's grace-and-favour disbursements, too.

Endie, I was there every bloody night, ok? Bob gave up and sat around PR- crying for a solid month after a week of fighting. DICE fled Period Basis the second someone looked there. IRC/ED got a hell of a lot more respect from me and actually broke our camp several times during our siege of their space in the goon Foreign Legion days, while facing far greater odds that Kenny ever did. With the resources at their disposal PR- should have lasted 2 days.

Even in the "3 months they didn't give up" Kenny did NOTHING without AAA being there. Otherwise it was staring at them though a POS shield, if that. BOBs pets did most of the fighting and got none of the credit.

That's the truth. And seriously, I'm sick and tired of you ranting on my "posting". Go take a very long walk on a very short plank.

Himo, that is a horrible attempt at a response: are you really so poor at comprehension as to think me mocking your badposting is a "rant"?  And admitting to being in PR- every night for a month is hardly something to be proud of.

I was trying to be nice and to educate you a little on stuff you clearly don't understand.  We lost our alliance and some sov in early February 2010 and within a day we were evaccing.  Bob took three years of fighting to get to the point where we culturally seduced someone, they lost their alliance and all their sov in February 2009 and didn't give up until May 2009.  I hardly have a "defend Bob" brief, but your rewriting is what one might expect from someone whose posting was bad enough to actually get his corp booted from their alliance.

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nice image macro, bro

You forget that I'm in illum, because I am obviously incredibly important in the internet spaceships community, so I can authoritatively state, having discussed it with the people involved, that it's true: you managed what - to my knowledge - only Butter Dog has otherwise achieved in Eve Online: to post so badly that an alliance says "right, that's so unbearable that we're booting your corp."  Even BTLS needed a group effort.

I do have more specific anecdotes, if it would help.

Meanwhile, another of Eve's great posters - Blaster Worm - rather ill-advisedly launched into a diatribe in which he does his own version of j'accuse at, well, everyone who he feels ever let AAA down.  Which turns out to be just about everyone: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1382670  Molle in particular seems very sympathetic.

Uh huh. And exactly how different from "Dumb" is it to indicate to potential new people that the leadership of the alliance to wit you are currently running a recruiting drive for are a bunch of Jerks with asses so tight they would boot an entire corp of people just over posting on forums??? (And just for one person at that?)

Publicly risking an entire recruitment drive and the rep of your alliance, just to try and get one over on another poster you apparently have some grudge against for some reason, is the very definition of stupidly vindictive and dumb to me. Especially as said poster helped a bit with said recruiting drive.

And, for the record, I don't believe a word of it anymore, due in part to several private conversations I have had with goons, important and otherwise. So, shall you stop airing dirty laundry in public?

Anyway, any actual war news, anyone?

Well, this is productive. :oh_i_see:

I just learned that prominent members of a fellow Goon corporation often lurk here, and wanted to take a moment and say hello!

Content:

Don't mind them, it's drunk time in the UK.

Which is to say that the current time falls somewhere between 0:00 and 24:00.   :rimshot:

They'll be waking up in each others' arms in the morning and not remember any of it.

If you don't know the answer to this question, you really, really do not belong in Goonswarm.

:facepalm:

Just stop it.

 :popcorn:

Eve politics, best politics... got to give the game credit for creating so many bitter-vets with deeply held ancient grudges.

everyone in eve is feasting on AAA's rotting carcass why are goons not here endie