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Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: ArtificialKid on August 20, 2004, 12:05:50 PM
If Christopher Walken were to fight Gary Oldman, who would win?

Also assume Michael Madsen gets involved at some point.


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: WayAbvPar on August 20, 2004, 12:07:13 PM
I think Gary Busey would break Nick Nolte out of rehab and they would pwn the lot of them, tag team style.


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Paelos on August 20, 2004, 12:08:46 PM
I thought Gary Busey and Nick Nolte were actually the same guy


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Dark Vengeance on August 20, 2004, 12:11:48 PM
The winner has to fight GWAR. All "who would win in a fight" discussions must end with someone fighting GWAR.

Bring the noise.
Cheers..............


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Alluvian on August 20, 2004, 12:14:34 PM
Walken.  That fucker can fly.  I have seen him do it in that Fatboy video.  Don't fuck with the dancing, flying, crazy looking guy.


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: daveNYC on August 20, 2004, 12:18:26 PM
I have no idea who GWAR is.  I was thinking that the winner should fight Clint.


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Bunk on August 20, 2004, 12:48:19 PM
GWAR:

(http://www.metalblade.de/Photos/gwar_photo_gross.jpg)

Though I think I'll go with Walken.  He'd take em all out with a cowbell.


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Abagadro on August 20, 2004, 12:53:05 PM
Needs more projectile fake blood and semen.


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Nebu on August 20, 2004, 01:31:30 PM
Quote from: Bunk
Though I think I'll go with Walken.  He'd take em all out with a cowbell.


I agree... we need more cowbell.  I go with Walken in the first round and a chunk of ear in his mouth.


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: naum on August 20, 2004, 02:14:29 PM
Tony Danza could kick both their asses.


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Nebu on August 20, 2004, 02:21:17 PM
Quote from: naum
Tony Danza could kick both their asses.


Damnit!

You had to play the Danza card... didn't you?


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: SirBruce on August 20, 2004, 05:39:36 PM
I see your Tony Danza and raise you Scott Baio.

Bruce

PS - Did anyone see Penn & Teller rip Gary Busey the other night for being a 12-Stepper?


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: schild on August 20, 2004, 08:07:42 PM
Gary Busey? Walken? Danza?

Would the wildcard be Steve Buscemi?

This is a cage match I would watch. Throw out Gwar, they can only talk the talk.


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Arcadian Del Sol on August 20, 2004, 09:46:01 PM
for teh win
(http://www.berets.com/media/john-wayne-green-beret-sm.jpg)


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Rodent on August 20, 2004, 11:12:55 PM
Noone can stop God's Army

(http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~villains/graphics/gabriel3.jpg)


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: stray on August 20, 2004, 11:37:15 PM
Damn, Arc, you almost had it, but not even Plissken could help the Duke now.


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Hanzii on August 21, 2004, 02:06:14 AM
Quote from: Rodent
Noone can stop God's Army


Well, he did get pwnd by Aragorn (and Eric fucking Stoltz)


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Murgos on August 21, 2004, 07:52:42 AM
Just when you think you got Walken beat he comes back with fangs and claws.

Walken vs. the Army of Minas Tirith?  Walken by a mile.

Walken vs. all the Jedi in the prequels?  Not even a fair fight, Walken would be wearing Yoda's ears by the fourth round.

Walken vs. Star Fleet?  Walken, though you would have to get him to stop chewing on the power cables long enough to actually finish the fight.

No, there is no force greater than Walken.


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Bunk on August 23, 2004, 09:20:45 AM
How about Walken vs. Dikta driving da Bears team bus?


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Grelf on August 23, 2004, 07:22:28 PM
Pennywise would get them all.


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Zephyr on August 24, 2004, 06:15:34 AM
I would take a black metal band over Gwar.  

Home made nail guards > Home made styrofoam armor


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Fargull on August 24, 2004, 07:45:29 AM
Ash


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Dark Vengeance on August 24, 2004, 08:43:57 AM
Quote from: Zephyr
I would take a black metal band over Gwar.  

Home made nail guards > Home made styrofoam armor


The point is that GWAR looks ridiculous, the name sounds ridiculous, and there are like 10 of them....not that they are somehow the pinnacle of all things brutal or tough.

Plus, thanks to MTV and Beavis and Butthead, more twentysomethings know who GWAR is and what they look like compared to the average Black metal band.

Bring the noise.
Cheers............


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Dark Vengeance on August 24, 2004, 08:45:09 AM
Quote from: Bunk
How about Walken vs. Dikta driving da Bears team bus?


"Hold on, hold on, hold on....the name of the hurricane is hurricane Ditka"

Bring the noise.
Cheers.............


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: HaemishM on August 24, 2004, 12:15:00 PM
Quote from: Dark Vengeance
Plus, thanks to MTV and Beavis and Butthead, more twentysomethings know who GWAR is and what they look like compared to the average Black metal band.


Yet only two of them are stupid enough to buy a GWAR albumn.

I'm thinking Chow Yun Fat comes in and kicks all their asses, Killer-style.


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Boogaleeboo on August 24, 2004, 01:01:51 PM
Nah, Walken would take him. I mean shit, have you ever seen McBain! ?

Or Pennies From Heaven.

Walken isn't human, Walken can not be killed by convential means.


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: Rodent on August 24, 2004, 01:40:58 PM
To thoose who doubt in Walken, have a watch.

(http://www.ojaiwan.net/cwimages/koons.jpg)


Title: A topic more incendiary than the election, Iraq, or abortion
Post by: RipSnort on August 24, 2004, 02:01:57 PM
Bet Dennis Hopper could give him a run for his money.
(http://www.revistacinefagia.com/arti013a.jpg)