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Title: Are You Ronery? Post by: Signe on April 18, 2007, 12:52:16 PM Now you don't have to play with yourself anymore! (http://www.erotasyisland.com/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=registers&Itemid=83) Well, maybe you do. Mostly. But you don't have to go outside!
Quote Looking for a romantic virtual vacation spot to go with your loved one or to meet someone new? Like to spend some time on a deserted beach with a special someone? Want to relax and unwind in a hot spring fed Jacuzzi? Feel like taking a stroll through a lush jungle garden on an exotic moonlit night? Walk through a spectacular tropical rainforest or dine in an amazing volcano view restaurant? How about some dancing in a disco, or maybe a quiet night in luxury accommodations? No matter what your taste or mood, if it’s erotic fantasy you are looking for, Erotasy Island is the place for you! Come be a guest at the most fantastic virtual paradise ever built without leaving your home or apartment! See? So pastel! (http://images.mmosite.com/feature/erotasyisland/big/ei_02.gif) Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Surlyboi on April 18, 2007, 12:55:28 PM Signe'd first, here on F13!
Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Yoru on April 18, 2007, 12:56:20 PM I swear Erotasy Island has been mentioned before... but Search doesn't bear any results.
Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Signe on April 18, 2007, 01:06:48 PM Maybe it has. Someone sent me something about it and I knew I had to share it here. Will you review it when it cums out? :lol:
(don't shout at me) Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Nyght on April 18, 2007, 01:33:52 PM Maybe they will make a male version of this where you just have a beer, sex, and fall asleep.
Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Engels on April 18, 2007, 01:36:02 PM No, just a different payment scheme. Males get billed by the minute, females on a regular monthly fee.
/runs Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Xanthippe on April 18, 2007, 02:10:12 PM From the website:
"Erotasy IslandTM is a subscriber based online game designed exclusively for adults. It’s not just another online dating service; it’s a massive multi-player online erotic dating game. Erotasy IslandTM is a place where adults can come to escape their ordinary lives. While online, players can engage in nearly every kind of adult behavior you can imagine!" I bet you can't engage in pvp. Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Nebu on April 18, 2007, 02:12:22 PM Do they mention anything about being able to experience erotic adventures with obese 40-something men pretending to be 16 year old asian girls?
Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: shiznitz on April 18, 2007, 02:16:29 PM I bet you can't engage in pvp. But pee v pee is allowed. Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Surlyboi on April 18, 2007, 03:09:46 PM If you don't do it right, dating is PvP.
And hell, even sometimes if you do do it right, it's PvP. (If you're into that kinda stuff...) Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Damn Dirty Ape on April 18, 2007, 03:16:20 PM I know my ex would always gank me for my gold. :rimshot:
Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Venkman on April 18, 2007, 05:19:31 PM Seriously, what kind of search routines do you use to find this stuff?! :-D
Erotasy looks like this game (http://www.lovechess.nl/). Wonder what's with sex and Egyptian theming? Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Signe on April 18, 2007, 06:04:26 PM Yikes! Yours is really dirty. :oops: I think you have to make your own dirt in the one I posted. The one you posted seems to have pre-made really dirty dirt.
I don't know what is up with the Egyptian themes for dirty games. I wouldn't know what to google to find out. Oh, and someone sent me a funny email about the Erotasy game. I actually have filters on my google so I don't see anything that makes me cry. Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Calantus on April 18, 2007, 06:58:25 PM What's the point of being on the internet if it doesn't make you cry sometimes?
Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: tmp on April 18, 2007, 08:12:08 PM Quote Q. Is Erotasy Island™ going to have violence or death? A. No! EI is a game about fun and gratification, where the scoring is based on a positive and mutually satisfying interaction between players, not destructive violence. Oh dear. talk about taking "MMO grind" to a new level... and if that "scoring" is done by people involved then it's the best griefing tool ever. Who needs pvp to make adult men cry, just tell them how much they suck in the sack and give them score for whole world to see. Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Strazos on April 18, 2007, 08:56:34 PM Wow, Egyptian motifs, chess, and sex....just what I've been looking for. :roll:
Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Der Helm on April 18, 2007, 10:42:12 PM ... t’s a massive multi-player online erotic dating game.... (http://hem.passagen.se/zabci/images/Gang_bang.GIF) I can't wait. Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: WindupAtheist on April 19, 2007, 09:08:09 AM How many people out there really want to play this sort of game?
...that aren't already playing Second Life, I mean. Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Merusk on April 19, 2007, 09:36:22 AM How many people out there really want to play this sort of game? ...that aren't already playing Second Life, I mean. Think of it like any other MMO migration. "Your servers suck, your program interface is asstastic and even the most realistic models you produce are shit. I'm headed over to Erotasy Island! They REALLY understand their customers." The only question is, what do you say instead of "Screw you guys, I'm going to xxx" since you're already screwing them. Castrate? Infect? Virginize? Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Tale on April 20, 2007, 03:02:29 AM EI EI Oh.
Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Nebu on April 20, 2007, 07:38:06 AM I can't stop seeing this image when I read this thread title.
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:orukLvBMaWmckM:http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/emo4u22/Team20america-kim20jong20il.jpg) Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Roac on April 20, 2007, 07:50:26 AM Their game sucks.
Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: schild on April 20, 2007, 10:27:28 AM I can't stop seeing this image when I read this thread title. (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:orukLvBMaWmckM:http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/emo4u22/Team20america-kim20jong20il.jpg) HERRO Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: Signe on April 20, 2007, 08:28:04 PM Don't make me report you to the moderator, Eric.
Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: WindupAtheist on April 20, 2007, 09:32:09 PM Yeah Schild, don't belittle the crotchless pants, you Bronx Indian. Or else Signe the lobsterback fog horn will give you what for.
(I do so love the RSDB (http://www.rsdb.org), but I don't know what ethnicity Signe is, so I made her British. I think she used to live in the UK, but I could be wrong. Sometimes I don't pay much attention.) Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: schild on April 20, 2007, 11:22:07 PM (http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/baby-ronald.jpg)
Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: WindupAtheist on April 20, 2007, 11:25:47 PM HE'S BEHIND MY EYES AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING!
Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: bhodi on April 21, 2007, 07:48:35 AM AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! NO I'M NOT, NOT ANYMORE!
Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: Signe on April 21, 2007, 08:23:01 AM Anyway, back to the original topic. Fuck you.
Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: schild on April 21, 2007, 11:54:03 AM That thing really is just the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: ScottTheKing on April 22, 2007, 03:20:52 AM how come that baby its eyes b in teh wrong place??????????????
Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: schild on April 22, 2007, 03:22:09 AM I'm not so sure your eyes be in teh right place, Scott.
Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: Murgos on April 22, 2007, 06:17:11 AM He's right. The left one is a bit wonky.
Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: Miasma on April 22, 2007, 07:15:43 AM I'm trying to figure out if it's a photoshop or if some sick deviant actually applied makeup to the baby to make it look so horrifying.
Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: Signe on April 22, 2007, 07:47:17 AM YOUR FACE IS WONKY TOO.
Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: Samwise on April 22, 2007, 10:31:11 AM I'm trying to figure out if it's a photoshop or if some sick deviant actually applied makeup to the baby to make it look so horrifying. Clearly you've never tried to apply face paint to a small child. Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: schild on April 22, 2007, 10:41:48 AM That giant picture is my wallpaper at work now. I bet people stop fucking with my desk. Granted, I fuck with theirs.
Title: Re: Are You Lonely? Post by: Jayce on April 22, 2007, 12:37:47 PM From the website: "Erotasy IslandTM is a subscriber based online game designed exclusively for adults. It’s not just another online dating service; it’s a massive multi-player online erotic dating game. Erotasy IslandTM is a place where adults can come to escape their ordinary lives. While online, players can engage in nearly every kind of adult behavior you can imagine!" <Han>"I can imagine quite a bit".</Han> Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: Lantyssa on April 22, 2007, 09:04:35 PM I'm trying to figure out if it's a photoshop or if some sick deviant actually applied makeup to the baby to make it look so horrifying. It's a shop. The eyebrows and eye liner are dead giveaways.Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: HaemishM on April 23, 2007, 12:20:56 PM I'm trying to figure out if it's a photoshop or if some sick deviant actually applied makeup to the baby to make it look so horrifying. Photoshop. But FUCK is it disturbing, even more so when it's bigger than my fucking head. Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: DataGod on April 23, 2007, 12:58:33 PM This thread validates every observation Ive made about you humans while observing your puny planet.
Im going to go fire up the A1 Space Modulator now, you dont deserve to live any longer PS: Samwise, if your Avatar picture is of your sister, Id like to save her prior to blowing up your planet..... Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: schild on April 23, 2007, 12:59:14 PM It's India. Babies are born that way. They're firegrilled after to "blend in."
Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: Furiously on April 23, 2007, 01:09:44 PM PS: Samwise, if your Avatar picture is of your sister, Id like to save her prior to blowing up your planet..... Odd - I find Merusk's much more...interesting. Title: Re: Are You Ronery? Post by: Lantyssa on April 23, 2007, 08:46:27 PM Im going to go fire up the A1 Space Modulator now, you dont deserve to live any longer Can I get Worcestershire sauce instead? |