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Title: Retarded Persian New Year Black Stout
Post by: Nevermore on March 16, 2007, 01:18:57 PM
You too can find your own random beer name here! (http://www.strangebrew.ca/beername.php?Mode=Generate)

Runner up: The Loch Ness Monster Formerly Known As Krusty's Flacid Tripel


Title: Re: Retarded Persian New Year Black Stout
Post by: CmdrSlack on March 16, 2007, 01:46:59 PM
Awesome, I've been stuck on a name for the beer I'm entering in the Sam Adams longshot contest...


Title: Re: Retarded Persian New Year Black Stout
Post by: Llava on March 16, 2007, 02:32:43 PM
Beazelbub's Golden Schadenfreude Old Ale

I'd buy it.


Title: Re: Retarded Persian New Year Black Stout
Post by: Nevermore on March 16, 2007, 02:37:48 PM
Use this one: Yummy Sharks With Frickin Laser Beams Tied To Their Heads Brown Ale

or maybe: Famous Ninja Extra Special Bitter

Yes, I find this infinitely amusing.  :heart:


Title: Re: Retarded Persian New Year Black Stout
Post by: Bunk on March 16, 2007, 02:38:19 PM
Golden Schadenfreude can just be interpreted in so many interesting ways...


Title: Re: Retarded Persian New Year Black Stout
Post by: schild on March 16, 2007, 04:21:58 PM
Better than your Grandma's Cookies Beer.


Title: Re: Retarded Persian New Year Black Stout
Post by: Merusk on March 16, 2007, 06:00:26 PM
Barney's Viscious Ewok Bock

Brown Turgid Butt Brown Ale


And Slack, I found your name:

Grunting Wit


Title: Re: Retarded Persian New Year Black Stout
Post by: Strazos on March 16, 2007, 07:02:54 PM
Black Non-Euclidean Schadenfreude Extra Special Bitter

How could a beer be non-Euclidean?  :-D


Title: Re: Retarded Persian New Year Black Stout
Post by: Paelos on March 16, 2007, 08:12:43 PM
Sneaky Mushroom Cloud Russian Imperial Stout.


It's a Cold War brew.


Title: Re: Retarded Persian New Year Black Stout
Post by: Oban on March 16, 2007, 10:10:06 PM
Royal Yiffing Scoloplax Minor Pale Ale


Title: Re: Retarded Persian New Year Black Stout
Post by: Nevermore on March 17, 2007, 08:58:16 AM
Santa and L. Ron Hubbard's Super Duper Extra Special Bitter

I always wondered what those two did in their spare time.


Title: Re: Retarded Persian New Year Black Stout
Post by: Samwise on March 17, 2007, 12:10:01 PM
Portentious Weasels Hefeweizen

I can see the label in my mind's eye and it's awesome.


Title: Re: Retarded Persian New Year Black Stout
Post by: WindupAtheist on March 17, 2007, 12:17:28 PM
Not as cool as the label for...

Jacques Cousteau's Totally Radical Black Dragon American Light Lager


Title: Re: Retarded Persian New Year Black Stout
Post by: NiX on March 18, 2007, 10:26:02 PM
The Smurf Formerly Known As Spiderman's Transgendered Pale Ale

It's dutch.